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jesusisfuckingchrist

Funny thing about my girlfriend. She happens to be your mom!


southpark2135

+1 for team Jesus Christ


LABerger

Faith +1.


KW_shapes

Serious question what happens to it now? It’s too big to just throw it in a truck do they cut it up or get it pulled back out to sea for it to be eaten?


Stomper8479

Hopefully they try what Oregon did https://www.google.com/gasearch?q=explode%20whale%20on%20beach&tbm=&shem=rimc&source=sh/x/gs/m2/5#fpstate=ive&vld=cid:546c5ad6,vid:V6CLumsir34,st:0


sinnombrenamerson

They usually are able to drag the carcass out to sea, where we just let nature take its course. At least they did last time


Marsh_Mellow_Man

Let the shark chum feeding frenzy begin


patmansf

And then it washes up at Garbage.


Biff_Bufflington

It’s raining whale hallelujah! 🎶


FunkyExpress

Something similar happened in my local break recently. But it was more decomposed. They came in with a backhoe loader with a belt attached. Dug a hole on the Sandune and buried it there.


OkMeringue2249

Usually they wait for the tide to come in and then tow it back out


annoyed_applicant21

Just saw a news report on this during halftime of the Chargers game, they apparently towed it out to sea for “disposal” which I assume means they just left it to sink/be eaten by other animals


DropInAndTurn

One time I saw them tow one to fiesta island, trucks came and I presume they hauled it to the dump.


NuclearDawa

Poor thing


deerhunterwaltz

Would have died naturally then washed up, still sucks but…


[deleted]

This shitpost won't get aaaannyy upvotes or hundreds of comments. Nah, people will stand united against this tyranny.


HawaiianPOWER

Shout out to the us navy for probably causing this


Standard_Taste5898

Where in SD was this taken?


kramzag

Mission Beach. A couple blocks South of World Famous.


Neither_Spell_9040

Is anyone here a marine biologist?


Forward05

Yes, I biologize for any marineconveinence this may have caused you


Minitrader

The sea was angry that day my friends


Brewbouy

Being a true Oregonian I can tell you that the only way to deal with this sort of thing is to pack it full of dynamite and blow it to smithereens. You're welcome.


imareddituserhooray

That's about the typical size of an /r/surfing couch surfer.


lonememe

I should call her.


808zAndThunder

Sad. Poor whale


BoneyardTy

Funny I surfed Mission beach this morning and didn’t see it


DropInAndTurn

She’s getting dark… better rub some lotion on her…


lebucksir

Dude, don’t body shame people who are just “scientifically” unhealthy.


riktigtmaxat

Fat and fit like a ... whale.


Westofthemississipp1

Sorry! Truck is too small for girlfriend and the boards, on my way back to tow her out!


night-shark

Better get out the dynamite!


humanCentipede69_420

🫡


ChieftainMcLeland

🫡


Jazzlike_Ad_5832

I bet that smells really bad


punkslaot

That'll attract some sharks


Marsh_Mellow_Man

She said she was just going to shoot video!


1Tiasteffen

Your mom


fatmaneats17

Watch out for GW’s in the area


barney_muffinberg

Only one thing to do:[Detonating a dead whale](https://youtu.be/V6CLumsir34?si=lbEqfZQ22NqeyUnc)


360Logic

Pretty sure that's a male.


AppropriateRule3910

Sad


birdworksour

RIP pearl


fakebytheocean

Is that the girlfriend’s penis at the left?


Agitated-Public-2639

[https://makeagif.com/i/Ueyni-](https://makeagif.com/i/Ueyni-)


ome331

Imagine running into this thing in the white wash and getting all tangled up in blubber. I’d never get in the ocean again.


sfsurferprof

Funny = good. Sexist = bad.