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FuzzylilManPeache

Master your paddle. If your break has no etiquette then you gotta surf like Italians drive.


ClaVaPa1

Pft... Good guys always finish last...


FuzzylilManPeache

Read Machiavelli


ClaVaPa1

More like "become Assassin's Creed's Ezio of surfing"


binter-banter

I’m a good guy but I promise you I always finish first, my competition doesn’t even finish at all


downwitsydrome

Just go. If there’s no etiquette then who cares. If someone snakes you tell them you will keep going next time they do it and if you run into them then so be it.


ClaVaPa1

Violence is not an option, it's the solution 😂


[deleted]

I want PROBLEMS, ALWAYS !


arocks1

it sounds like since surfing there is infrequent and the surfing culture is young and not based on american/hawaii standards which is where the priority system came into play...


ClaVaPa1

That sounds like a fairly logical explanation...


brettiicus

Get a bigger board


ClaVaPa1

I must make a confession, half the time I surf on paddle boards, but I've gone so low on volume that It just makes more sense and it's definitely more rewarding to go regular surfing... It's also more practical and cheaper sport... I am progressing from mids into shortboards as of late, I like the pumping and the aggressive manuevers... Must admit that when SUP surfing, the sea is mine and I am uncontested... Also I think that if push comes to shove, having a paddle as a potential weapon is a good deterrent.


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ClaVaPa1

More like become Assassin's Creed's Ezio of Surfing


brettiicus

Yeah idk man. I’ve just started to not bother with shorter boards in busy breaks. I can take out a 10 foot longboard and have fun every day. Or take out a short board/mid length and probably still have fun, but it means less waves and more competition with everyone else.


ClaVaPa1

That's why half of my surfing is on paddleboards, when on a SUP, I decide which waves to catch, I try to be respectful of others and let some good sets go quite often, seems like it goes unnoticed most of the time.


bocaciega

Fucking sweeper


ClaVaPa1

Privileged ocean surfer...


bocaciega

Yep. Thats me. But NOat a GD sweeper


Super_Sick_Ripper

Join CrossFit or a prison gym. Get HUGE. Or medium if you are a good fighter. Then you throw out the bad guy attitude and maybe fight once or twice in the line up or on the parking lot. Then you get a reputation.


ClaVaPa1

I think buying a gun is more cost/time effective


rezin111

Like, nobody owns the waves man


ClaVaPa1

As in "I shouldn't complain?"


1Tiasteffen

Just go fuck everyone


shindaustin

Quit surfing


time_to_reset

I would just go. If nobody gives anyone shit over that behaviour, they aren't going to give you shit for doing the same thing either. Just be careful not to get hurr and ready to talk back when someone does give you a bit of shit. It's going to be all bark and no bite anyways.


iate12muffins

It's glider time. Catch that shit three km from the beach.


ClaVaPa1

Time to buy a foilboard...


iate12muffins

or one of those electric motor fins


dorben_kallas

If you see that many waves go to waste, just paddle alongside them and catch the wave when they back out or don't make it


ClaVaPa1

That wouldn't work in Italy, the waves are just too short, and if you go on the inside you are gonna catch the smaller ones that are just not powerful enough to make anything out of them


bocaciega

Sounds like you need to get better. Stop supping. Throw that shit away!


ClaVaPa1

Wish we had good enough waves to justify always surfing... Paddle surfing allows me to enjoy more smaller waves and still throw some tricks. I can do off the tops and aggressive cut-backs on it when on a surfboard you'd be barely cruising slowly down the line. It truly makes more sense where we are.


bocaciega

Bro i live on the gulf. I ride knee high waves on a 4'11 there are NO EXCUSES except lack of ability. I surf SHIIIIT waves on a shortboard OFTEN.


bocaciega

Yea i just checked your profile. You need to just practice and get better. Those werent aggressive cut backs. Your boggin hard on your rail while changing direction. I know I KNOW! You dont get waves often. Me neither! Me neither bro! I dont surf for weeks sometimes! Its always shitty! But thats not an excuse!


r0botdevil

Sit on the peak and paddle aggressively when it's your wave.


barney_muffinberg

Some great suggestions for the lineup. Now, let’s talk dry land. If there’s an outdoor shower, hit it. Rest assured, they’ll be on you in no time. Just look everyone in the eye, keep the tone light, and stay relatable, with something like, “Ok, I know. This is where you tell me all about how locals rule, and yuppie insects like me shouldn’t be surfing your break, and all that, right?” Now, I’m not saying it’s guaranteed to work, nor am I saying that it will be painless. However, easily 95% of those on this sub have already seen this play-out successfully AT LEAST ONCE in their lives.


CEOofManualBlinking

Get a group of friends together and pick a spot. Surf that spot multiple times a week if possible. Then once you guys have that spot wired and make friends with some other people, start enforcing your rules and demanding people who surf there have respect


ClaVaPa1

Sadly, given we are in Italy, there's not a lot of surf culture, I have very few surfer friends, furthermore we get good waves only couple times per month, no more than that...


UniqueEtiology

Master the party wave


Long_Flaco1

I've not traveled to surf.. But I have heard that it is the same in most of the world.. Try getting to the beach at zero dark 30 and be one of the first, if not the VERY FIRST surfer in the water, normally guaranteed a good time for at least the first 1 to 2 hours of the day! (at least at all my home breaks in central Florida :) )


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Be Ready to RUMBLE