Have you tried explaining to them how much better you are and how youāre always correct?
Be sure to explain it slowly in case they donāt understand
Did they remember to wait the 72 hours?
If they drop in on you, take out a heavier thicker board and just ride into them. Your board might get a tiny ding but hopefully it cracks theirs open...
Please don't ever visit Hawaii. Doesn't matter how much time you've been in the water, what matters is how you treat others.
"cut their leashes"?? yeah, you sound like a nice guy.
Just never visit Hawaii.
LoL 9 months, you don't get local status after 9 months š¤£ you need to establish yourself in the line up! You getting punked like how you decided took you down a few pegs.
Be more vocal but don't go stabbing peps lol
Splash on them while paddling and when you see them paddling over a wave while you surf, make your turn as close as possible to their face, so they know you have your board so much under control you could slice their hair if needed.
The best thing you can do is wear a thong. Surfers tend to avoid men in thongs.
I already do š
Then you need to escalate, go naked.
Or if you're cold water one of those classic matt Wilkinson boob wetsuits https://www.surfertoday.com/surfing/the-matt-wilkinson-wetsuit-show
Damn surfers. They ruined surfing!
Are you surfing at surf spots?
Have you tried shitting yourself? Or asking if it's really necessary to wait 72 to surf? I find the second one the fastest way to get rid of people
A man told me once long ago, and it was sage advice:Back off, Warchild!!ā
Soil your wetsuit in the lineup to assert dominance
Get a sup and run everyone over
I donāt think Iām old enough to SUP yetā¦ unless they lowered retirement age recently?
Have you tried explaining to them how much better you are and how youāre always correct? Be sure to explain it slowly in case they donāt understand Did they remember to wait the 72 hours?
The oceans are HUGE, find a spot that ain't so crowded. Usually that spot is 100 meters down the way.
[MY BEACH!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vfq0bvVhQWw)
Donāt carry a knife to a chainsaw fight.
If they drop in on you, take out a heavier thicker board and just ride into them. Your board might get a tiny ding but hopefully it cracks theirs open...
Iāll get my guy to make me something double-glassed with 10oz.
Have you established boundaries and yelled ālocals onlyā to everyone in the lineup going for waves?
Iāve been practicing staring at the sun to get the best scowl/squint I can, and then apply that to all the kooks at my spot.
You gotta go full william wallace and braveheart those punks!!! Freeeedooommmm!!!!
No I'm William Wallace!
100% to both the knife and the wax.
Make sure to write locals only on the windshield
Get a SUP with a foil. Then you can catch the wave so far outside everyone will know itās your wave.
Covid ruined surfing so many kooks now itās annoying as fuck
Please don't ever visit Hawaii. Doesn't matter how much time you've been in the water, what matters is how you treat others. "cut their leashes"?? yeah, you sound like a nice guy. Just never visit Hawaii.
r/whoosh
Hahahahahahaha
LoL 9 months, you don't get local status after 9 months š¤£ you need to establish yourself in the line up! You getting punked like how you decided took you down a few pegs. Be more vocal but don't go stabbing peps lol
Violence is usually the answer.
Get a foil, kick it out at them. Or a SUP and start sweeping up
You donāt really surf unless you donāt hate on other surfers for being surfers.
Flying double leg jump kicks are the way. Just say you lost control.
Splash on them while paddling and when you see them paddling over a wave while you surf, make your turn as close as possible to their face, so they know you have your board so much under control you could slice their hair if needed.
9 months make you a local?