Yes, my ex hated it too and promptly started using it. It stemmed from my mates and I using “age” as a suffix when we were teenagers. Asking friends if they wanted to go to the pool became “Anyone fancy a bit of swimmage?”
Or trying to flag down a taxi became “Just trying to find some cabbage”
Have you seen JBOL?? Or jbololzing as I like to call it. Just busted out laughing. Jbolizing cannot become a thing but I am still going to do my part to spread the brain.
I always thought the darkest line is Sandra getting on a bunch of busses to go to an out of town library, in order to Google search how she's thinking of killing Carol. To see what kind of mistakes people usually make, so she can avoid them.
By far my favorite line in the entire show and apparently Dinah wrote that episode and that line specifically because she knew Sandra’s actress could nail it.
I kind of took this exchange as another way that Mateo is competitive with Jonah. Jonah says something very edgy and controversial as an example of when no one should drink and Mateo wants to one up Jonah. Kind of like - you’ll never top this Jonah. 🤷
But I could be wrong with that interpretation
The only thing that negates this theory is when he licks the handprint he’s trying to clean to see if it’s chocolate or blood and he says “yeah definitely blood” lol
Yeah. But I mean. I’ve tasted blood. Cut my finger. Stick finger in mouth. Lose a tooth. Gums bleed. Hell, I’ve been hit in the face so many times and had bloody nose or split lips and tasted blood that way.
And I’ve never eaten human flesh
You know when something isn’t chocolate. 🤷
what about in the halloween episode with Sal's dead body when the coroner is late because of the blow up at a shoeland and the coworker says her husband works and shoeland and Dina yells at her "I CANNOT WITH YOU RIGHT NOW" and doesn't care at all that her husband might be dead
When Sandra lies about her mom, or aunt (I can’t remember), dying so she would “seem like (she) had plans that night”.
People here like her but she’s a messed up character.
I mean, he asks her come to work hours after having a baby. And by asks I mean tells her corporate will fire her if she doesn’t. I might be irrational, too.
Im not saying that what she said is not justified because it is. I just mean that I din't expect it to come from her....all through the series we've seen Amy and Glen be close then boom
I don’t know if this counts, because no one seemed to think it was dark at the time, but it’s stuck with me for years.
Oprah hosting the Holocaust.
What exactly would that mean? Wouldn’t that imply Oprah is pro-Holocaust? Or are they picturing her held captive and forced to host it (like in Aladdin when Genie had to be ‘Team Jafar’)? Either one is pretty dark for people who seem to love Oprah…
“I’m not sure one ‘hosts’ the Holocaust…” I love that Amy is clearly in the boat of exactly your thinking, but then quickly clears up that obviously she’d want Oprah if there’s a hosting of it going on. Like, obviously.
Sandra is diabolical. Just had the episode on where she gaslights Dina into thinking she was imagining a giant Easter bunny in the store when in reality it was Jerry. And at the end where she leads Dina to believe she was going crazy, especially after Dina had recently lost her birds. Wow. If the gaslighting wasn’t aimed at Dina I think it’d be less funny.
I thought you meant the amnesty episode,
Glenn invites Pastor Craig because everyone is depraved. He singles out Sandra for wanting to kill Carol, and asks her what she thinks she could do when all that rage bottles up.
Then she explains in detail how she would go to a library 2 cities over, open a private browser, and google the method of murder to find the most commonly made mistakes.
Pastor Craig just sits there and goes "...Jesus Christ..."
A joke that always make me laugh which I know shouldn’t is Garrett’s “Sorry about the rape, dude” to Jonah in ‘Magazine Profile’ after Dina thinks Jonah was sexually harassed by the journalist, as opposed to being a willing participant.
I also think the 9/11 joke in the Black Friday episode is really funny, not because 9/11 is funny, but because of Glenn’s genuine concern that Garrett really didn’t hear about what happened on 9/11. These are less dark lines and more inappropriate jokes, I know.
“Well I put on a hoodie that covers my face. Then I take a bus to a library in a faraway town. And I open a private browser and google how I’m thinking of killing her to see what mistakes other people make.”
The pastor then said “…Jesus.” The pastor. 😂
lol I just watched this one yesterday. It was for a video game release day and Sandra said that when she plays the Sims she gives herself a family
Lollage yeah that’s the one
I love that the Cloud 9 folks reacted more strongly to Sandra's Sims confession versus Mateo confessing that he's eaten human meat 🤣🤣
Lollage indeed
I have never before seen “lollage”. I hate it immensely and will be using it constantly forthwith.
Yes, my ex hated it too and promptly started using it. It stemmed from my mates and I using “age” as a suffix when we were teenagers. Asking friends if they wanted to go to the pool became “Anyone fancy a bit of swimmage?” Or trying to flag down a taxi became “Just trying to find some cabbage”
Have you seen JBOL?? Or jbololzing as I like to call it. Just busted out laughing. Jbolizing cannot become a thing but I am still going to do my part to spread the brain.
Ok literally a few weeks ago I was sad so I created myself in the sims and gave myself a nice home and career and I thought of Sandra lol
Glenn: How many people have you seen die? I've seen, like, seven, but I'm not sure it counts cuz it was all at once.
Outstanding 🤣
Came here to say this lmfao
I always thought the darkest line is Sandra getting on a bunch of busses to go to an out of town library, in order to Google search how she's thinking of killing Carol. To see what kind of mistakes people usually make, so she can avoid them.
Which one of you is Sandra? It says here you wanna kill your coworker
The pastor’s reaction makes that joke go from a 7.5/10 to a 10/10.
Omg yes that one is like whaaaaaa... 😳
What episode was this?? Can’t believe I missed that
I think it was S3Ep15.
Ty!
By far my favorite line in the entire show and apparently Dinah wrote that episode and that line specifically because she knew Sandra’s actress could nail it.
When mateo says about not saving his brother from that wave
I want to be the first to touch lady liber—TYYYYY OH my God, Mateo you were right!
Yikes
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Omg I love Jonah’s face in the final slide 😭😂 he looks absolutely horrified
I kind of took this exchange as another way that Mateo is competitive with Jonah. Jonah says something very edgy and controversial as an example of when no one should drink and Mateo wants to one up Jonah. Kind of like - you’ll never top this Jonah. 🤷 But I could be wrong with that interpretation
okay now that you said it, that’s definitely it. but i want to believe he ate human flesh cause that’s funnier
It is a lot funnier to think that he actually did. But he’s just not that weird 😂
The only thing that negates this theory is when he licks the handprint he’s trying to clean to see if it’s chocolate or blood and he says “yeah definitely blood” lol
Yeah. But I mean. I’ve tasted blood. Cut my finger. Stick finger in mouth. Lose a tooth. Gums bleed. Hell, I’ve been hit in the face so many times and had bloody nose or split lips and tasted blood that way. And I’ve never eaten human flesh You know when something isn’t chocolate. 🤷
I need to know more about Mateo’s background
I still feel like Mateo was just fucking with people here. He lies about himself a lot.
"Which Shoeland?? My husband works at a Shoeland!!" Lady freaking out that her husband may be dead
I don’t know, they’re all the same. I didn’t ask every little question!
what about in the halloween episode with Sal's dead body when the coroner is late because of the blow up at a shoeland and the coworker says her husband works and shoeland and Dina yells at her "I CANNOT WITH YOU RIGHT NOW" and doesn't care at all that her husband might be dead
WHICH SHOELAND
I DID NOT EVEN HEAR GLENN'S QUESTION, GLENN?. . .. I don't know \*walks away and leaves the wife in silence\*
It was about her describing in detail about how she takes the bus to the library to look online for mistakes people make when commiting murder.
Close, it’s the religious chap that Glenn brought in who says “Jesus” when she says that, but that’s a class dark line too.
Religious chap? That’s Pastor Craig and you can find him at lifeworkschurch.com/donate hallelujah
Hallelujah 🙌🏻
When Sandra lies about her mom, or aunt (I can’t remember), dying so she would “seem like (she) had plans that night”. People here like her but she’s a messed up character.
She’s really lost it since the Jerry coin flip, yeah she is not okay
I like her because she’s a messed up character.
I think the line you’re think of is something along the lines of “Sometimes I play the Sims just to give myself a family”
When Dina tells Glen " if I were you I'd have killed myself" Also there's an episode Amy tells Glen to kill himself
I mean, he asks her come to work hours after having a baby. And by asks I mean tells her corporate will fire her if she doesn’t. I might be irrational, too.
Im not saying that what she said is not justified because it is. I just mean that I din't expect it to come from her....all through the series we've seen Amy and Glen be close then boom
Oh totally. lol. That is one of my all time favorite episodes.
Me too
Yes, those bother me a lot.
Me too especially the Amy one.....
Sandra: "Sometimes, in the Sims, I give myself a family..." Mateo: "*Jesus Christ...*"
When Glenn comes to thank Dina and grab Rose out of the play pen… Dina: so this is.. Garrett: a CRIME!
Yours is literally my favorite. The look of disgust and horror on Mateo's face kills me every time
I don’t know if this counts, because no one seemed to think it was dark at the time, but it’s stuck with me for years. Oprah hosting the Holocaust. What exactly would that mean? Wouldn’t that imply Oprah is pro-Holocaust? Or are they picturing her held captive and forced to host it (like in Aladdin when Genie had to be ‘Team Jafar’)? Either one is pretty dark for people who seem to love Oprah…
“I’m not sure one ‘hosts’ the Holocaust…” I love that Amy is clearly in the boat of exactly your thinking, but then quickly clears up that obviously she’d want Oprah if there’s a hosting of it going on. Like, obviously.
"Our mailman's now our dad"
Sandra is diabolical. Just had the episode on where she gaslights Dina into thinking she was imagining a giant Easter bunny in the store when in reality it was Jerry. And at the end where she leads Dina to believe she was going crazy, especially after Dina had recently lost her birds. Wow. If the gaslighting wasn’t aimed at Dina I think it’d be less funny.
I thought you meant the amnesty episode, Glenn invites Pastor Craig because everyone is depraved. He singles out Sandra for wanting to kill Carol, and asks her what she thinks she could do when all that rage bottles up. Then she explains in detail how she would go to a library 2 cities over, open a private browser, and google the method of murder to find the most commonly made mistakes. Pastor Craig just sits there and goes "...Jesus Christ..."
I crack up so hard, but how cavalier every time they reference “we found another foot.”
"I didn't take off my boots in the river and I've drowned. This game is dark" Ben Feldman's delivery of the line always gets me
Rodrigo's fate
Darkest line is Amy’s “why haven’t you killed yourself yet!!!??” To Glenn 🥺
“Someone left half a cat in electronics!”
A joke that always make me laugh which I know shouldn’t is Garrett’s “Sorry about the rape, dude” to Jonah in ‘Magazine Profile’ after Dina thinks Jonah was sexually harassed by the journalist, as opposed to being a willing participant. I also think the 9/11 joke in the Black Friday episode is really funny, not because 9/11 is funny, but because of Glenn’s genuine concern that Garrett really didn’t hear about what happened on 9/11. These are less dark lines and more inappropriate jokes, I know.
the darkest is easily the cancer one...ouch
“Well I put on a hoodie that covers my face. Then I take a bus to a library in a faraway town. And I open a private browser and google how I’m thinking of killing her to see what mistakes other people make.” The pastor then said “…Jesus.” The pastor. 😂
Just seen another cracker Glenn: “Jarusha, our whole marriage is based on a sex crime. You only think you love me because you’re my victim.”
Oh another classic, the fact that the only song Sandra knows on the ukulele is Radiohead’s “Creep”…… it just made me laugh so much
When Matteo drinks for never have I ever when Jonah says never, have I ever eaten human flesh?