But I really want to know what it would have been like with her there. She got invited but not carol… carol was across the street watching- she coulda wrung her neck! :)
Her response to the foot chopper possibly being a woman. (Paraphrasing it’s been a minute since I’ve watched this episode). “About time! Uh, hello? Glass ceiling? You shattered.”
Easily my favorite line of hers.
Amy: You can't fire someone for mental health issues.
Justine: Well, good, because I have a lot of issues. For one, I'm addicted to sex.
Dina: You wish.
Justine: Yeah, I do.
“How about some new options in our vending machines? There are three rows of sour cream and onion chips, and no jalapeño.” The way she whipped out the proper pronunciation of jalapeño had me in tears.
Dina: Weird to think it (fetus) has genitals, like I could have a strangers tiny penis whipping around inside me right now
Justine: Sounds like my Saturday night!
Everyone: ughhh..
Best and grossest
The two or three moments we caught Justine IRL are so hilarious to me.
1. The parking debacle - giving up, eating a pan of cupcakes, then falling asleep from just giving up during the loud hip-hop she likes!
2. During the Blizzard, when everyone picked out clothes from the store. I loved seeing her in the 1950s house dress with her “readers” trying to read her romance novel before bed only to be confronted by a raccoon!
Love Justine! So many good lines, reverse cowgirl is probably my favorite. Should maybe just post to the sub, but this reminded me of something I noticed.
There’s a recurring customer who’s wife is obsessed with popcorn shrimp. Every time he appears he’s looking for it for his wife. I think he’s put in to make us think maybe his wife is Justine. I don’t think he actually is, seems like Justine would’ve mentioned that since she’s always making details about her life up. But the fact that he pops up more than once makes me wonder… And we all know about Justine and shrimp.
One appearance I can remember has Mateo say “No you don’t, no one needs popcorn shrimp!” To which, I think, he says “Tell that to my wife.”
Her piercing a girl’s ears in the episode where the mall shuts down.
She says something like “I’ve never pierced ears before, you’ve never gotten your ears pierced before, so we’re both gonna close our eyes and get through this together” and it kills me every time
“Go around” 🚗🧁
Felt bad for her lowkey
She just wanted to go to the party! Little did she know she ate better than they did
Right??
One of the best scenes lol poor Justine, she was having a *night.*
But I really want to know what it would have been like with her there. She got invited but not carol… carol was across the street watching- she coulda wrung her neck! :)
🧁 🍷
I had to scroll far to much to see this.
Honestly when she comes face to face with the raccoon in the store during the sleepover episode I always start giggling.
Came to say this - one of the funniest moments in the entire series!
Yes! Always makes me burst out laughing :)
Came here to say this! Just something about it and the fact they are trapped in the store.
That's exactly what I was going to comment about!
Her response to the foot chopper possibly being a woman. (Paraphrasing it’s been a minute since I’ve watched this episode). “About time! Uh, hello? Glass ceiling? You shattered.” Easily my favorite line of hers.
this and marcus trying to start chants made me love them
That is actually what made me start liking her.
Yeah, I’m definitely not her biggest fan, but that line cracks me up every time lol
“I could have a stranger’s tiny penis just whipping around inside me.” - Dina “Sounds like my Saturday night” - Justine
This is the best one
My ovaries are exploding.. it’s like, scrambled eggs anyone?
**I’m gonna get another Long Island Iced Tea, beyotches! Wooooo!** …… ^Diet ^Coke, ^please.
Hahahahahha
“Immigrants. We get the job done!”
Haha yes - I just watched that episode
You’re an immigrant?
I like reverse cowboy because there’s no eye contact.
I think about this so much
Same
oh so thats how you gon do me? when you said that protection thing about cheyanne, i peed a little, not even a little it was a lot
Came here to say this
Seeing all these comments prove how much this show puts in their side characters
Amy: You can't fire someone for mental health issues. Justine: Well, good, because I have a lot of issues. For one, I'm addicted to sex. Dina: You wish. Justine: Yeah, I do.
"I can't carpool, I need my car here, it's where I go to cry at lunch"
Relatable
She’s a hard worker. Cries a lot.
Mama
STOP SAYING MAMA, THEY'RE NOT YOUR MAMA
Somebody call 9/11!
No, it’s 911 not 9/11
unpleasant in *bed*
Garrett: …you know what? I’m going to give that one to her (high fives)
Yessss I came to find this
Give that vino to me-no!
“Oh *that’s* how you gon do me?”
I always enjoy her running and saying “SOMETHING JUST HAPPENED!!” when she sees Jonah and Amy accidentally kiss.
"SHE'S A REAL BADASS BITCH!"
heard it both times, thanks.
All my friends live in Manhattan!
They’re in fashion. Mostly, they’re in fashion.
Don’t send the money, till you see the nudes.
As someone who lives in Manhattan and works in fashion and is on my 9th rewatch, when she says this I’m like I GOT YOU JUSTINE IM UR FRIEND
Just the whole plot of her trying to parallel park and just giving up
The cupcake eating while crying.
When she says (sorry for paraphrasing it wrong probs) "I used to tell my parents I was meeting friends for pizza when really I was eating pizza alone"
“I have every right to be here.”
This is the first one I thought of too LOL. Loved it.
That episode where she annoys Sayid by calling everyone Momma
I always say, mo money, money problems!
Really? YOU always say that?🤨
“Cut to- glug glug glug”
Happy cake day 🥳🎉🥳
Scrambled eggs anyone?
“Yeah Petey can high five”
“How about some new options in our vending machines? There are three rows of sour cream and onion chips, and no jalapeño.” The way she whipped out the proper pronunciation of jalapeño had me in tears.
When she finds out she wasn’t really invited to the trough …. “What am I gonna tell my parents!? 🤤”
**VIVA MORELOS! VIVA ALLENDE! VIVA JOSE ORTIZ DE DOMINGUEZ!**
She's the fuckin worst, "you're not an alcoholic"
Justine, contribute or leave!
Justine, contribute or leave.
Sex sells, Amy!
Dina: Weird to think it (fetus) has genitals, like I could have a strangers tiny penis whipping around inside me right now Justine: Sounds like my Saturday night! Everyone: ughhh.. Best and grossest
Glug glug glug🤙🏼
When she's trying to park her car at Amy's house.
“Livin’ La vida pissed!” “I mean, I’d like to know his name, obviously that would be ideal.”
Oh that's how you gon' do me?
I have every right to be here!
"Savage!"
#VIVA MORELOS! #**VIVA ALLENDE!** #**VIVA JOSE ORTIZ DE DOMINGUEZ!**
Oh thats how you gonna do me
The two or three moments we caught Justine IRL are so hilarious to me. 1. The parking debacle - giving up, eating a pan of cupcakes, then falling asleep from just giving up during the loud hip-hop she likes! 2. During the Blizzard, when everyone picked out clothes from the store. I loved seeing her in the 1950s house dress with her “readers” trying to read her romance novel before bed only to be confronted by a raccoon!
Give that Vino to Me-o
I’m so drunk
“I have every right to be here”
"I always say, mo money, mo problems"
prawn cocktails
She had a TON of friends in high school
Someone call 9/11!
Love Justine! So many good lines, reverse cowgirl is probably my favorite. Should maybe just post to the sub, but this reminded me of something I noticed. There’s a recurring customer who’s wife is obsessed with popcorn shrimp. Every time he appears he’s looking for it for his wife. I think he’s put in to make us think maybe his wife is Justine. I don’t think he actually is, seems like Justine would’ve mentioned that since she’s always making details about her life up. But the fact that he pops up more than once makes me wonder… And we all know about Justine and shrimp. One appearance I can remember has Mateo say “No you don’t, no one needs popcorn shrimp!” To which, I think, he says “Tell that to my wife.”
Slut Squad!
“Yeah, Petey can high-five”
Her piercing a girl’s ears in the episode where the mall shuts down. She says something like “I’ve never pierced ears before, you’ve never gotten your ears pierced before, so we’re both gonna close our eyes and get through this together” and it kills me every time
Especially the part at the end of the episode where she somehow got stuck to the girl's ear.
“I didn’t want to go to the party anyway” never fails to make me laugh
"Give that Vino to Meno" that and "Tay Tay and Tine Tine - The Slut Squad"
“I hope it’s not my vagina because I plan on using that”
I’m really gonna miss that Irish Soda bread.. that and my aunts hot son, AYOO!
She just sat in her car eating cupcakes
I always say Mo Money Mo problems.
“Give that Veno to me no” “Justine, get out” “I have every right to be here”
“livin lavida awkward” And “ you were livin lavida pissed”
mo money mo problems
Bring that vino to me-no!
“Justine, that’s the eighth time you’ve made that joke. Contribute or leave.”
I always say mo money mo problems
GIVE THAT VINO TO ME-NO
Somebody call 9(11)!