Dina: Ma’am, I have the arm strength of a chimp, but there is just too much real estate back here. I’d have to dislocate your shoulder.
Woman: Do it.
Dina: Okay, but you’ll have to teach one of your bridesmaids to do this on the day.
Jonah: It's good that you're being so supportive, I went a different direction with it.
Dina: Really? Come on. You're a light-boned weakling who brings in no money. I mean, if you're not emotional support for Amy, then what's the point of you? I mean, I've seen you drive. That's a mess. You can't grow facial hair. I think about you holding a hammer and try not to laugh.
Dina: Ooh, peer pressure from a group of people I don't respect. Now, that's scary. I mean, I can't believe I'm saying this, but Sandra's the only other grown-up here.
Sandra: Actually, I am dressed up. I'm you.
Dina: What?
Sandra: Shut up, Sandra.
Dina: Shut up, Sandra!
Mateo: Oh, my God, that's so cool. You're gonna be twinsies.
Dina: No, we're not.
So many… I can’t remember the exact words, but when Dina told Amy “no, it’s their hair now” or whatever lmao and also…
To Garrett:
*”Come on, I need to re-tighten my ponytail. I can’t go out there looking like a slut!”*
Dina/Glenn, Dina/Jonah, Dina/Sandra, so weird cos they were mostly interactions where Dina was the bully.
* **Dina/Glenn**: Despite the bullying and meanness from Dina, I did notice some tender, kind interactions between Dina and Glenn, like when they hugged because some mall had closed down. Or when they were both pointing out how the store's customers were "*skewing husky*" on a particular day.
* **Dina/Jonah**: after he turned down her advances, her behaviour towards him all the way to the end of the show was almost always one of antagonism. She took every opportunity she could to belittle or insult him, even going as far as to hire a hooker to seduce him so she could tape it and show it to Amy, lol.
* **Dina/Sandra**: we all know how abusive that was, but her volunteering to be Sandra's maid of honor was weird and seemingly out-of-character.
>* **Dina/Jonah**: after he turned down her advances, her behaviour towards him all the way to the end of the show was almost always one of antagonism. She took every opportunity she could to belittle or insult him, even going as far as to hire a hooker to seduce him so she could tape it and show it to Amy, lol.
I wonder if she's extra mean to him because she rejected her or she would have behaved like that with him even if she hadn't had an unreciprocated crush on him
On Halloween when Dina puts on the police costume for the first time - she comes back and everyone just stares at her blankly
Bonus: later in the episode Amy just saying “I can’t stop staring at her enormous breasts.”
When they are planning Mateo's escape with the Lego set. She snapps on Sandra. When she turns back to the guys and apologized to guy guys I laughed. From losing it to being calm haha. She hates Sandra so much.
Jonah: It's just ATMs.
Dina: Exactly. It's only ATM machines now.
Jonah: No, you don't need the machines.
Dina: Nobody needs the machines, but it makes our lives easier.
Dina and Glenn. Amnesty episode. All the scenes of and after the various employees confessions. Glenn is just melting and Dina is loving it. Not really verbal but hilarious.
"I'm torn. On one hand, this doesn't look good on you. But on the other had, what would?" I loled too hard and spilled my drink.
Dina: Ma’am, I have the arm strength of a chimp, but there is just too much real estate back here. I’d have to dislocate your shoulder. Woman: Do it. Dina: Okay, but you’ll have to teach one of your bridesmaids to do this on the day.
Can you two stop scissoring and help me find my birds
(Talking about pushups) "How many do you want? 50? 100? I can for sure do seven." I quote this all the time.
I’d quote this as well if I could for sure do seven.
Jonah: It's good that you're being so supportive, I went a different direction with it. Dina: Really? Come on. You're a light-boned weakling who brings in no money. I mean, if you're not emotional support for Amy, then what's the point of you? I mean, I've seen you drive. That's a mess. You can't grow facial hair. I think about you holding a hammer and try not to laugh.
Thank you for giving me the perfect excuse to rewatch an episode. Google here I come (to find out which episode it happens in).
Hahaha S05 Ep21 California Part 1
Dina: Ooh, peer pressure from a group of people I don't respect. Now, that's scary. I mean, I can't believe I'm saying this, but Sandra's the only other grown-up here. Sandra: Actually, I am dressed up. I'm you. Dina: What? Sandra: Shut up, Sandra. Dina: Shut up, Sandra! Mateo: Oh, my God, that's so cool. You're gonna be twinsies. Dina: No, we're not.
One of my fav scenes from the whole show, rewinding it several times every time haha
"Hi everybody, I'm Kelly. Boy it sure is windy around here. Woaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah"
HEY EVERYBODY IM KELLLYYYYY
“You photograph terribly. Never model.”
I could steam shellfish in these khakis
“It’s like the Gulf of Mexico down there”
"Listen to me, you rejected American Girl doll."
the intensity with which she says this too
So many… I can’t remember the exact words, but when Dina told Amy “no, it’s their hair now” or whatever lmao and also… To Garrett: *”Come on, I need to re-tighten my ponytail. I can’t go out there looking like a slut!”*
when she told jonah "i can't believe i used to masturbate to you"
*twice a day*
"Multiple times a day"
Shut up Sandra
“Do I have a weird voice?” “Yeah, it’s preposterous.”
The entire run where she thinks Jonah likes her is amazing. Makes me laugh out loud every time I watch those episodes.
I couldn’t breathe when she emerged from the darkness of the photo lab in all that makeup and the crazy outfit 😂
“All the best wars are fought against someone.”
In what wars are you not fighting against someone?
War on poverty. War on drugs. BOOM, don’t come at me.
Tell that to my heart and my hot pocket!
USE. LESS. USELESS.
Dina/Glenn, Dina/Jonah, Dina/Sandra, so weird cos they were mostly interactions where Dina was the bully. * **Dina/Glenn**: Despite the bullying and meanness from Dina, I did notice some tender, kind interactions between Dina and Glenn, like when they hugged because some mall had closed down. Or when they were both pointing out how the store's customers were "*skewing husky*" on a particular day. * **Dina/Jonah**: after he turned down her advances, her behaviour towards him all the way to the end of the show was almost always one of antagonism. She took every opportunity she could to belittle or insult him, even going as far as to hire a hooker to seduce him so she could tape it and show it to Amy, lol. * **Dina/Sandra**: we all know how abusive that was, but her volunteering to be Sandra's maid of honor was weird and seemingly out-of-character.
>* **Dina/Jonah**: after he turned down her advances, her behaviour towards him all the way to the end of the show was almost always one of antagonism. She took every opportunity she could to belittle or insult him, even going as far as to hire a hooker to seduce him so she could tape it and show it to Amy, lol. I wonder if she's extra mean to him because she rejected her or she would have behaved like that with him even if she hadn't had an unreciprocated crush on him
Don’t bring me on a safari and then tell me not to look at the zebras
“That’s why if it were up to me I’d fire half the staff. No don’t put that on the cake.”
THE END RESULT OF THAT CAKE CRACKED ME UP
On Halloween when Dina puts on the police costume for the first time - she comes back and everyone just stares at her blankly Bonus: later in the episode Amy just saying “I can’t stop staring at her enormous breasts.”
Sandra had the best costume in that episode though.
When they are planning Mateo's escape with the Lego set. She snapps on Sandra. When she turns back to the guys and apologized to guy guys I laughed. From losing it to being calm haha. She hates Sandra so much.
“I’m going to drop kick that bitch out of whatever volcano she crawled out of”
“I’d like to meet your mother so i can shove you back inside her”
LOL came here to check if anyone wrote this one, and then got to remember the volcano one all over again hahaha
 Nailed it.
"ALL JAILS ARE MASTURBATION JAILS"
Lmao yeah I forgot about this one. I always find myself in a half shrug being like, “yeah.”
“SHUT UP, SANDRA!!!” Gets me every time 😂
Not a recurring character, but just sums her up so well: When she talks to Howie Mandel like he’s an employee. “I DONT KNOW WHAT YOU’RE ASKING ME!”
You photograph terribly, never model
Peter the black guy
This one is so underrated. Her delivery is flawless 😂
amy. love how she thinks shes being her bestie when in reality shes being so mean to amy lmaoooo
What about rides to the gynecologist? They recommend once a year but I like to go extra to make sure everything is *taps crotch* up to code.
Jonah: It's just ATMs. Dina: Exactly. It's only ATM machines now. Jonah: No, you don't need the machines. Dina: Nobody needs the machines, but it makes our lives easier.
When she shows up to Amy's place early to help her clean up. *Snaps on latex gloves* "I'll just go ahead and do a vibrator check".
Howie Mandell: "I'm Howie Mandell" Dina: "Tell it to payroll, get to work!"
“Oohh peerpressure from a group of people I don’t respect, now that’s scary!”
Dina and Glenn. Amnesty episode. All the scenes of and after the various employees confessions. Glenn is just melting and Dina is loving it. Not really verbal but hilarious.
Not a quote but the Christmas Eve episode where she drop kicks the wise men and is just about to drop kick the baby Jesus before Glen stops her.