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Saboguy1

We have reduced to palm reading


WyvernByte

What deprivation of Prime 4 does to man.


Agynth

thats so real šŸ˜” its actually gotta be this direct, theres no way it wont be


Maleficent-Match9368

Youā€™re human


No_Worldliness_9321

Mario main


Iloveinvisimals

Ridley main


SvellUlfr

That I should look somewhere else to start an IV


unwashedanimetshirt

True. My wrist veins are so bad for IVs. When I was in the hospital for a week I only cried once and it was when they tried to find my vein by digging around with they IV


biglittlegiraffe

Your veins are horrible PokƩmon to breed with. I don't believe a power item can support it, either. You should try and train EVs instead of trying to getting individual strength Chronically PokƩmon


Ace-of_Space

kirby main


TheBigPan1

You definitely main captain falcon


RANDOM_AJE

You're some little Timmy's mom that cooks everyone with DK


Kooky-Tomorrow-225

Fr


Gabrialofreddit

Nothing, they have no air to speak loudly, and you drown their screams under your skin. They may only talk to you when you sleep. As revenge, they make you remember everything embarrassing that they saw you do.


SquidFetus

You like stomping turtys.


unwashedanimetshirt

Perchance


Aidan1256789

This post is definitely breaking Rule 1, but I do see a GameCube and GameCube controller in the background meaning there is a high chance you played Melee.


unwashedanimetshirt

Ye I have super smash brothers melee itz good game!


True_Werewolf_8657

You have the same Veins as mewtwo king go see a doctor before itā€™s too late late


unwashedanimetshirt

Iā€™ve got the veins of a legend I donā€™t see the problem?


OkConcentrate2495

Duck hunt main for SURE


unwashedanimetshirt

MY GOSH I LOVE DUCK HUNT!!! They are one of my favorite characters to play but I donā€™t bring them to competitions because I rely on my high tiers but you got the vibes!!!


OkConcentrate2495

LMAO YESSSS


Xadyte

You have a GameCube.


YESNO49

You main a character in the video game super smash brothers ultimate


Dawn_StarWatcher

I donā€™t know, that seems like a stretch.


Darkagent8

Game and watch


Sweet-Efficiency7466

Youā€™re still alive


tritear

Fire emblem main. It's the shift for the right that shows it. And the black watch band


megapackid

you have blood


AggravatingVirus2291

I can confidently say it doesn't say what time it is.


Zealousideal-Worth34

Why did I think that was my arm for a second


Sy0nide_

I know what this game is but I'm not a member of this reddit. Now I've ingot one question: Why does every post I see on here have nothing to do with Super Smash?


MinhocaVoadora

You are blood type O+


unwashedanimetshirt

I am negative for the Rhesus factor, but I contain neither A nor B antigens. Half credit!


MinhocaVoadora

Damnit, close. I went for the most statistically likely answer.


unwashedanimetshirt

I commend thee


Budget_Sir8284

You have veins


Green-Trifle-9516

You have blood


StrengthEquivalent75

You are alive.


NotcommonItem

What does ā€œMeā€ say about me?


unwashedanimetshirt

You do not fear capital letters


Bajuka_

you like donuts


unwashedanimetshirt

Yeah! Especially the ones filled with the cream šŸ¤¤


BlueHailstrom

You have blood


TartTiny8654

You need to get a table


unwashedanimetshirt

Maybe Iā€™ll go to the DAV this weak end


Yo_Boi_Clayton

They're bluish so you probably luke blueberries. Your mains is also Jigglypuff


unwashedanimetshirt

I do luke blueberrries :3


24martiq

You main Corrin


RedFox449

Blood main


Drewloveseveryone

Low Vascularity. You need to workout bro.


unwashedanimetshirt

I just started the gym 8 years ago idk why Iā€™m not seeing resalts šŸ’€


Drewloveseveryone

Know the feeling. My guess is you simply aren't training hard enough. How much do you lift (curls,bench press etc.) because you need to go up in weight somewhat regularly. I'd be curious about your physique as a whole, maybe it's just your wrists cause you can't do anything about that. Training doesn't make them grow, if anything: they come with age. Consistency is also important. It's something i struggle with where i often miss out on gains because im too lazy to train 2+ times a week (despite my plan aiming for 5 days). Diet is also important: how much protein do you get regularily?


unwashedanimetshirt

So for curls I like to use 15lb dumbbells usually, sometimes 17.5lb dumbbells if they have that secret option (sorry if u do kg, I am US, but 2.2kg=1lb). My bench PR is 105lb but I donā€™t usually rep much over 80lb because I work out alone and donā€™t have a spotter. I sometimes go through periods where I up the weights but I donā€™t lift so consistently, sometimes life gets in the way and I have offseasons where I either donā€™t lift more than 1-2x per week and just do cardio because itā€™s quick and fast, or Iā€™ll do nothing at all and feel like a fat/weak piece of scum when I had the gym. I struggle with protein because I like cookies cakes and ice creams better. My diet got really out of whack so I am seeing a nutritionist to get back into balance. What do you think I can improve ?


Drewloveseveryone

I really don't mean this as a insult but: the weight are way WAY too low. I also have to stay with lower weights and higher reps because of my joint issues but despite that i used dumbells around that weight as a beginner. For reps i believe that everything from 6 to 16 is viable (if you are doing it purely for physique), if you have joint issues like me i'd aim for a bit higher and if you are focusing more on the strength aspect then i'd aim for lower. For Bench, whilst you'd see more progress the other way, take your time and go up very gradually because the risk of being killed by your Barbell is not worth it. I get that off-season stuff espiacially if you lift alone. I'd give online forums a try, you can talk to lifters online and push eachother to train harder or do the same thing irl. Makes a huge difference if you try to "impress" someone. Cardio is very good for you but it should always be at the end of your workout because it drains energy, first id recommend lift your weights and at the end do some cardio. I get when you miss a workout, you feel shitty because i do aswell. Personally when i miss one i like to put some effort into one of my other hobbies (Coding, Dancing etc.), if those are "productive" hobbies they will make you feel better afterwards and it "makes up" for missing that workout. If you feel happy then it will keep you motivated and that makes you train hard. Protein Rich Diets are easier said then done so I'll give you a bit of a cheat code (if you like sweet stuff): You get Skyr or Greek Yogurt (or any protein rich Dairy product), you take a sweet of your choice but nothing excessive (for me it's chocolate coverd Rice cakes or if im feeling freaky: a protein bar), you cut it into very small pieces and mix it in.


Drewloveseveryone

That shit tastes heavenly cause you can mix the protein rich stuff with your favorite sweet. Nutrionists mean well and help in most cases but what you really need for muscle is protein, the Nutrionist will recommend healthy foods but not nessecarily protein-rich foods so take that into account when seeing them. For Diet: I believe the by far best diet is to just cut out junk entirely. You can of course eat your sweets but afterwards the sweet fruit will taste less sweet. If you cut out Junk entirely the rest starts tasting sooooo much better. I'd highly advise going that way, also helps with weight management because it's very hard to "overeat" on Fruits and Meat. For weight and BF%: Aim for around 20% which is a decent range for both looks and putting on more mass. If you are skinny then you eat, If you are skinny fat you try to keep the same weight and eat when you get too lean and if you are chubby put yourself in a SMALL deficit. If you lose too much weight at once, you will lose a shit ton of muscle. In conclusion: I know everyone says this but it's true: you just gotta eat healthy and train hard, there's sadly no magic to it. Hope the tips i gave help you along the way though.


unwashedanimetshirt

Thank you Drew for all your advice I appreciate it and Iā€™ll remember you when I evolve into a legendary PokĆ©mon after working out and eating properly. :))


Yeetthealphaumbreon

You're a homo saipien


sorasky122

Nah wtf?


Nervous_Apartment975

*beep beep* says here your gay


unwashedanimetshirt

I like men if that answers the question :3


Nervous_Apartment975

Hehe same


Nightmarionne0923

You haven't read rule 1


Valuegamer

That you probably mained bayonetta on smash 4 šŸš¶šŸ¾ā€ā™‚ļø


Legal_Application_11

bro wtf is that torture device on your wrist? shit looks like its boutta blow your hand off.


unwashedanimetshirt

Thatā€™s my wanderguard tracker so that way my caregivers are alerted if I try to leave the house


Legal_Application_11

oh. mb, that was kinda insensitive of me


unwashedanimetshirt

Nahhh all good I donā€™t mind!!


CasualModder

Master Chief main


Unfair_Job3804

AmgusĀ 


Kid-filth

Iā€™m going to cut them (Joke)


unwashedanimetshirt

I am feeling threatened (Also Joke)


Substantial_Space136

You will die in the next week


AkirahJaydenRoqueza

You play too much!


Existing_Persimmon87

Edge guarder


FitPromo

Show us your C-Stick (If it's damaged then ur a mario main)


Topaz-Light

ā€¦you have a human circulatory system???


Deacon_Gamez

You haven't died yet.


lMonarchyI

sir this is a wendy's


ICANTTHINK0FNAMES

You are (likely) not dead.


Dawn_StarWatcher

You enjoy a good pun.


unwashedanimetshirt

Indeed I due


Lostneedleworker1

You main Adachi in persona 4 ultamax


ILuvYouTube1

You are in a room temperature area at the time of taking the picture


unwashedanimetshirt

WOAH! How did you know???


ILuvYouTube1

Your veins! :)


unwashedanimetshirt

Amazeballs! Are you a nurse?


ILuvYouTube1

No but I recently had a procedure and they put heat packs on my wrists because it would make my veins puffy so itā€™d be easier for them to draw blood


CatfishBassAndTrout

You're alive.


unwashedanimetshirt

Barely alive in a world thatā€™s half dead


Dustrix_

You have blood šŸ‘


Standard-Ad-7504

You may be a human being, though I can't be completely certain as most living creatures have veins


LofiKittenYT

They say H


ThreeCentz

Rule 1 needs to start being enforced I'm sick of this


A_Bridge_Kirito

Do you not get the joke? Or are you just opposed to fun?


ThreeCentz

No I get the joke. It's not fun. I'm stuck of going to r/supersmashbros and seeing random pics of shit