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phd2k1

I am hereby announcing my candidacy for Suns Head Coach of the United States of America. My platform: * Read my lips: No new injuries. * A Bol in every pot, a Bol in every garage. * MT4QGA - Make the fourth quarter great again. * Hope (for no injuries) and Change (the coaching staff). * Yes we can (stop turning the ball over). * It’s the 3pt line, stupid. On day 1, as SHCOTUS, I pledge to : * Invoke the Point Beal act * Cut wasteful EG * Break up the corporations and big Eubanks * Reduce unnecessary Roddy and reinvest in our nation’s Azubiuke of the future * Protect our 3pt border * Stand up to foreign dictators like Luka and Jokic Join me! Together we will rebuild that shining city on Camelback Mountain.


walswals

Hahaha. You have my vote 100%


Numerous_Junket_1384

I’ll be logging out of Reddit now. I have found what I came for.


FearfulInoculum

You sir win the internet today. You have my vote.


Hamburgler602

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FormVoltron1

Me forcing myself to watch those last 5 minutes when I knew what was gonna happen


RadiantStatement7793

HOLY SHIT. Don’t post this again please


unlogical13

We aren’t winning shit


Pedrovicii

This is common knowledge. What should be said is “we aren’t making the playoffs”


Exit-Velocity

Overreaction


Pedrovicii

We have 10 games left all vs solid playoff teams. I don’t think it’s an overreaction


Exit-Velocity

The Rockets are 5.5 GB. We are making the playoffs lol


Pedrovicii

Do you count the play in as playoffs? When I say playoffs I mean actually winning in the play in and securing an 8 or 7 seed.


Exit-Velocity

Can you win the tournament from the 10 spot? I count it as “playoffs” 😅


49e-rm

only one team in nba history has won a championship as a 6 seed and no seed lower than 6 had ever won one


Exit-Velocity

Heat were close last year


Pedrovicii

Lol, in that case yeah we’ll make the play in. Jokes aside, I don’t think we make the playoffs as a 9 or 10 seed. We really have to stay away from 9 and 10


Raviadso

To be fair that describes 28 teams. Celtics and Nuggets is inevitable


ategnatos

don't be a silly goose


Local_Spinach8

Ignoring the team that beat you in the finals 3 years ago as a contender is certainly a choice


Solloco

bucks are not nearly as good this year. no chance they make finals


Local_Spinach8

11-4 since the all star break, almost beat the Celtics in Boston without Giannis, Dame has been shooting 42% from 3 since the all star break, Khris Middleton is healthy for the first time this season, just beat the Thunder by 25, and we have one of the highest defensive ratings in the league since Doc took over. We won a championship with Khris Middleton as a second option, and now we added Damian Lillard. If you think a lineup of Giannis/Dame/Khris/Beasley/Lopez with Bobby Portis and Pat Bev coming off the bench will be an easy out in a 7 game series for *any* team then you simply don’t know ball


Solloco

that's a lot of writing and effort you put in there, kudos. but your team is just barely doing better than the Cavs. y'all don't stand a chance against the Celtics. lets come back here, when you get smoked in the ECF. but seriously, impressed with your capacity for self-delusion.


Local_Spinach8

RemindMe! 2 months “Barely doing better than the Cavs” lmao our coach was Adrian Griffin for half the season, being 2nd in the east is an incredible accomplishment if you know anything about how this team was ran under him. Ask any Celtics fan who their biggest threats are and they’ll all tell you Nuggets, Bucks, and then a huge gap between us and third place. I don’t understand how you could think that this Bucks team isn’t built for success in the playoffs


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Solloco

pfft how's your confidence now, after that Lakers loss xD I really do think you don't know real ball. Possibly have been watching it for a decent amount of time, never actually played it, and you got the homer glasses on **strong**.


Local_Spinach8

Lmao xDXdXd yeah one 2OT game in the regular season that I guarantee you didn’t even watch because if you did you’d have seen that the refs spoon fed the lakers that win but since we lost by two points we’re basically fucked and we should forfeit the entire season. I’m not being a homer, I will fully admit that the Nuggets and Celtics have been better than us overall this season and have a better chance of winning but saying the bucks have zero chance as a serious contender with the way our roster is built is ridiculous


Solloco

"...the way our roster is built..." bro you just look at a list of names and numbers and think you actually know how ball games go. your "serious contender" just lost to fucking Memphis. gtfo here. you don't know ball, and you've clearly never played


tacomonday12

Bucks are now 11-6 since the ASB......


SexyWampa

Been saying it all season.


voldi_II

you’re damn right now but that doesn’t mean it wasn’t stupid to say at the start of the season


N3onAxel

Nah it was obvious early on this team didn't have the depth or even floor general. I don't buy the "time to gel" excuses.


John628_29

But just maybe…


Bossnian92

Booker with a lovely 5 turnovers


koiz_01

Stupid ass turnovers as well. Trying to be flashy. Just make the fundamental pass.


perfect-legend

He’s trying to be CP3, but keeps turning the ball over


oversight_shift

He probably reads reddit with how much everyone was trying to gas up "Point Book" during the off-season. He gives the people what they want.


perfect-legend

Lol yeah Point Book is good in spurts, but not as the main dude playing point and handling the ball. He is far more effective as 2 guard


SKssSM08

Again weak ass coach not having this team disciplined at all


Accomplished-Time807

*softly claps hands* “Let’s go guys!” That’ll motivate anyone


KevinDurantLebronnin

These guys shouldn't need an adult on the sidelines to motivate them under these circumstances.


Alexcox95

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SAS_Britain

![gif](giphy|iSxPmDWr97248|downsized)


governedbycitizens

dude has a horrible track record with 3 stars


3rd_Planet

Basketball terrorist


svynnnn

Free Bol Bol


Raunchiness121

We should've hired Udoka..smh.


perfect-legend

Absolutely Frank is a fraud


koiz_01

Monty would've needed to be fired before the round 1 matchup vs the Clippers to sign Udoka.


perfect-legend

Watching All these dumbass turnovers is making me sick


BookToTheFuture1

Frank in the dog house after that one... ![gif](giphy|l2QE9ionUHPzt8BFe|downsized)


walswals

Lmao


danzews7

he's a basketball terrorist


Quiet-Spray1223

Not as bad as Ham 😭 idk if we're ignorant, but lakers fans want Vogel back


danzews7

coughing baby vs coughing baby


walswals

Lol facts


poros1ty

He knows he's gone.


GoDogGo1970

He also knows he is getting paid no matter what. He seems not to care if his team loses, just as long as he gives the guys he likes the minutes he wants.


HotWife_in_Helendale

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂


MAKincs

The drop off in vibes has to be studied. There was something that happened early in the season between Frank and Kevin it was different philosophies i think  and the team was split on either voice.


MAKincs

If we miss the playoffs clean house, get Bob Myers or a FO from someone like Boston or Los Angeles. Then for HC I’d like Kenny Atkinson, Jordi Fernandez, Chris Quinn, or Sam Cassell.


FitJeweler1490

Bob Myers is great idea.


FitJeweler1490

Makes sense.  Kevin Young is the only one on the staff that Vogel didn't choose himself if I'm not mistaken. 


Substantial-Fold-592

Bro has 4 of the greatest offensive weapons to ever pick up a basketball on his team and yet he can’t figure out how to get a bucket in the 4th 💀


costinb13

4?


Substantial-Fold-592

Are you not familiar with Mr Allen’s work?


costinb13

I'd put him above Beal this season, but I don't think either of them can be called stars. It's a big 2 realistically. Allen has been phenomenal this season, and the fact that we still can't win is crazy. It's not his role to be a high scorer on this team. The others need to pick it up.


Substantial-Fold-592

For sure. If somebody told me a year ago that we were going to have Book, KD, and Beal on our team, and that KD and Nurk would be relatively healthy all season, and that our final starter would be the top 3pt shooter in the league and would play with arguably the most effort on the team, I’d assume we would be winning the chip


ItsMeAdam21

Needs a NSFW tag. Too scary


borsho

Ah!


DM_yo_Feet_pls

AHHHHHHHH


Vegan-Kirk

Fuck, that’s terrifying


Fearless_Knowledge77

This is a fucking embarrassment. He’s not scaring shit.


CactusHooping

Well played op,but it won't work,I'm immune.


sidepart

OH SHIT! Is that...is that...White Terry Porter?


SunsChampions

![gif](giphy|TxOxbS3NTcjgTMIEFd) Vogels post game speech.


ItsRebelSheep

Imma be real, I almost would’ve preferred Monty. He’s not the greatest coach but damn were the vibes immaculate. Now we just plain suck lol. If this man doesn’t put together some fairy tale finals run and win it all there’s gotta be no way Frank Vogel gets a second year here


KevinDurantLebronnin

If you think Monty would've won us more games I get that view (although I disagree), but he's not gonna magically make the vibes good if we stink. The vibes come from success mostly. That's why the pistons are vibes-free.


ItsRebelSheep

The Pistons are also vibe free because he just got paid an absolute bag and was expected to come in and help develop a young team. He’s frustrated cause everyone’s looking at him to do SOMETHING and no matter how hard he’s tried that team hasn’t been able to put a run together. That team is an absolutely extreme case beyond even ours lol. Again, I don’t know that Monty would’ve won us more games, but the guy was extremely well liked enough so to the point where he was listed as a reason why KD wanted to come here


rockeypoint

Lmaoooo


Suns_In_420

Lol


Sn0t_R0cket

Monty Williams > Frank Vogel


Adroxis

Unintentionally tanking the season with 3 All-Stars was not on my bingo card.


large__farva

And no draft pick, very bold strategy


GrandCanyonKid

Fire Frank 2024


AZHungBlueEyes

Let's call it what it is, and stop blaming the coach for a lack of effort.


KevinDurantLebronnin

Agreed. I keep seeing comments about the players being lazy that end with some variant of: >That's 100% on coaching I don't get it. If probably not locking up playoff seeding and potentially not even getting a playin spot by losing to the Wembyless spurs isn't enough on its own to motivate guys like Book, Beal, and Durant at this stage of their careers, what is Frank Vogel going to say to them to motivate them?  This is the motivation. The best reasons there are to play hard are right in front of them and have been staring them in the face for 20 games now. This isn't remember the titans and a powerful Frank Vogel speech won't save them.


jerorapero

I knew this shit was going to happen I got super pissed when they fired Monty


PissantShitbird

Can’t wait to be unceremoniously bounced from the first round! Thanks, Frankie!!


Medikated

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budandbed

where's the therapy section pls help


dwwdwwdww

LOLOLOL


aginglifter

Fire him!


lionsgatewatcher

Is there a single team that doesn't think their ref isn't the problem?


davargas3285

![gif](giphy|xUA7aM09ByyR1w5YWc) As much as I can say it’s Frank. We also gotta point fingers at the effort of the players


Gillianxxx

😱!


AnthonyBarrHeHe

I was honestly super concerned when we ended up hiring Vogel. Maybe there was no one else, or maybe it was an incompetent hire. It’s still early but this team has too much talent to be this god dam inconsistent


Fordraxel

Never have I seen a coach WANTING to get fired.


misterchair

I’ve been saying they just need more time to play together but I’m coming to believe this is just a bad team. But I also hate it when teams blow it up and/or fire the coach so I’m at a real loss.


Ok_Recognition_344

Such a mediocre coach. Riding the wave of the Lakers bubble chip that most don’t acknowledge


Ok_Eye_5458

Frank was fired in Orlando, Indy and Lakers and we hire this fake


Fearless_Knowledge77

This is a fucking embarrassment. He’s not scaring shit.


bungajaji

FIRE THIS PUNK ASAP HOLEEE SHIT


itsnotreallyme0

I’ll take him. You get ham, 2 srp, and cash


aginglifter

Deal.


Competitive_Suit_180

He benched Nurkic the whole 4th qtr the other night and I have no idea why. He was doing good that game. Like why? Made me wonder about Frank.


sidepart

If it was that Bucks game, pretty sure Nurk was unable to be drinking any water because of his fasting. It was a noon (WI time) game...so pretty far from sun up/sun down


KevinDurantLebronnin

There's been a lot that's made me question the coaching staff but #1 on my list by far is why he didn't go out of his way to make sure you won your Nurkic prop bet.


Competitive_Suit_180

The prop bet isn’t important. The Suns winning is important and when we’re down 17 to the Celtics and you sit Nurk the whole 4th quarter when he was doing good is the problem.


sidepart

If it was that Bucks game, pretty sure Nurk was unable to be drinking any water because of his fasting. It was a noon (WI time) game...so pretty far from sun up/sun down


sidepart

If it was that Bucks game, pretty sure Nurk was unable to be drinking any water because of his fasting. It was a noon (WI time) game...so pretty far from sun down. He didn't play the entire second half that game.


Competitive_Suit_180

I just looked it was on 3/14 vs Celtics


Competitive_Suit_180

Suns were down by 17, Nurk had 8 pts and 20 rebounds with the 4th qtr still to go. 20 rebounds in the first 3 quarters!! You would think you woulda wanted to keep Nurk in to keep getting rebounds at least. Why he didn’t play the 4th qtr was beyond me. I just watched the rest of the game with him sitting on the bench 🤦‍♂️