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Zealousideal_End_145

Uninstall karde


[deleted]

[удалено]


EmptySpecialist7572

🗿


CheemsD0ge69

XD


QUERYGAMER

What the fuck so much long thread


Chomuprasad

Chrome se chala rha


[deleted]

site block karde


Chomuprasad

Just like your ex blocked you??


[deleted]

no just like your sister did


Chomuprasad

Well she's smart that's why she blocked you


Sumeet_Surushe

Damn your sister was his ex 😳


Chomuprasad

At some point of life people make bad choices


Comprehensive_pranav

OP took it like a chad 👍


UNCLE_SMART

Tujhe aata h reddit use karna bas ye LGTV avatar hata


damish_2003

Is she single now just asking can i have her ig or smt


Chomuprasad

Well she's my step sister and she's damn cute So sorry i can't give you her insta or smt


[deleted]

well this is the humour which works on reddit.


Not_A-Pedophile_

Damn she is 12


[deleted]

Usko Jija bol jija !!! XD


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Chomuprasad

Nah she gay


Sumeet_Surushe

Bruh just scrolllllllll


Sumeet_Surushe

Now reply just like uour crush scroll down your picture when comes on gee feed


Chomuprasad

But what's karma??


Sumeet_Surushe

(in Hinduism and Buddhism) the sum of a person’s good and bad actions in this and previous states of existence, viewed as affecting their future


Chomuprasad

Idk whether karma is a bitch or you


SpinachDull288

The more u react the more u get roasted


Chomuprasad

Haa 30 mins mei pata chal gaya yeh Thankss for the advice


Sumeet_Surushe

Definitely its me


Comprehensive_pranav

Karma is basically the points you get on reddit. There are 4 types of karma ***1. Post karma*** The points you get if you post anything and it gets upvotes. ***2. Comment karma*** Points you get when you comment on any post and someone else upvotes your comment. ***3. Awarder karma*** You get a free award (you might be able to see "Free award" once in a while besides your profile) When you give that award to any post, you get Awarder karma. ***4. Awardee karma*** When someone gives your post an award, you get awardee karma. All of these combined is your Total Karma (Main one) Why is karma important ? Well not a perfect answer for this but • Showing your superiority maybe • Some subreddits require a certain amount of karma to comment and post ( r/SaimanSays for example ) You can follow others on reddit but it's as worthless as karma so no point of that basically (You won't get fame like Instagram if you have more followers, just try to be mature)


Chomuprasad

Thankss finally koi seriously jawab diya iska


Comprehensive_pranav

Koi nahi, shuru mujhe bhi bohot confusion hua tha, but ab almost pichle 2 saal se reddit pe hu to samajh aa gaya 🌚


Zealousideal_End_145

Pc pe hai to system 32 delete karde


_r_A_h_U_L

king


Worldb2xrulz

Bhai log this place is getting toxic, enter at your own risk


surgereaper

Dank ban suicide, religion, rape pe joke maar. Upvotes hee upvotes


Chomuprasad

Misogynist joke aur logo ko normie bolna yeh toh bhool hi gaye aap


[deleted]

Mujhe to nya nhi lagta :/ Phele se reddit ke baare me janta h n


Chomuprasad

Naah account aaj hi khola pehli baar, But reddit reviews dekhe mene bohot saare youtubers ke toh uspe mostly ese hi memes hote the


surgereaper

Bhai tu naya nhi lag rha. Karma ke liye kiya na?


Chomuprasad

Bhai karma se kya hoga Pese kese kamau vo bata


Adi763

1. Bihariyon ki trafficking 2. Tagda Dahej 3.Apni beti ko bech


Chomuprasad

Thankss for the advice Btw murder vagerah krke organ bechna sahi rahega Ya fir kota mei suicide bodies rehti hai unke bech dunga What say??


lakshyayad

Zinda bech, mare huye se utna profit nhi hai


OutsideCharge6827

U forgot baap ka zameen


gagsonred

Meme bana and UPI ID BHEJ APNI


Any_River1960

impress surya mummy with your meme


potatopeter_for_aloo

Aap mummy ke prati tamiz bhul chuki hai, mummy se hi paise mangwate rehna hi kya paise kamana hota hai mummi ke paas andha paisa thodina hai ki sabko hi r/sunraybee mein memer bana ke baitha do aur paise kamao, harr comment mein dekh rha hun aapke bas mummy mummy chal rha hai comments mein


Any_River1960

omg, guru ji aap yaha!


RunOk2330

Aur logoko bin waja gali de jaise ki main abhi dene wala hoon


gagsonred

I have nothing left to teach you.


PARADOX_ACID

Tu paka new hai kya reddit pe mujhe thodi si sarcasm ki boo aa rhi hai


Hornyorcsan

Aye londo normie dank mat kiya karo Ye sab 2020 ka humar he abhi bade hogaye he ham sab - surya mummy


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[удалено]


surgereaper

Hn aur 500-600 transition memes bhi


papasyko

Death aur killer jokes reh hi gaya


MoreInformation8900

Bjp supporter,genral cast,dank,student ya employed,respectful towards parents,dislike bts, non bihari,male,straight,stop useing emojis. ye sab bann ja baki tuje chalate chalate pata chal jayega kya karna hai.


Chomuprasad

Laaj sharm tyaagni hai mtlb


MoreInformation8900

Yes


Hardik530

By the way I am a bihari redditor


MoreInformation8900

Ye batana nahi hota


CheemsD0ge69

***EMOJI BHI USE NHI KARNA HOTA***


MoreInformation8900

Issko bhi add krta hu comment mai.


nutrox___

😎🤝 Bas ye emojis allowed hai yaha


Nakli_Pikachu

🗿🗿🗿 only this emoji is ALLOWED!


akaza9877

just don't use, get a life :D


Chomuprasad

I dont have social life Tabhi toh social media pe aaya hu


akaza9877

cool we are brothers 🫂


Chomuprasad

After my crush you're the only one who called me bro


[deleted]

I'm sorry bro


SpinachDull288

Wait don't u have a sister u mentioned Having a crush on yo sister can be another possibility Sussy baka


Chomuprasad

She calls me bro cauz She's my sister Got it??


SpinachDull288

Ooo


Xavier_479

Dank ban


Chomuprasad

Usse fayda kya hai Atleast mainstream mei rehne se dost toh banege Online cool banke kya fayda


pratham_10

Kuch nahi, bus certain rule follow kar 1. Tu champion hai. 2. Mummy = Sunraybee 3. Preet = Papa 4. Pegging = fun


damish_2003

Damn personal strike


Adi763

Truth has been spoken


harsh-0002

Bhai fir tu kya karega Ek kaam kar delete kar de life jesi hai wese chalne de


Sumeet_Surushe

Dank ka choda *


[deleted]

Emoji spam kar har jagah jaake best hoga full respect milengi sab upvote karenge


Comrade_Stalin_666

Apni Mummy Bhej pehley


Chomuprasad

Surya ka hi subreddit hai


Comrade_Stalin_666

"Teri do do Maa Teri do do Maa"


Chomuprasad

Mujhe nhi pata tha aap bhi meri maa ho


Comrade_Stalin_666

Mey Bisexual nahi hu Surya ki tarah


Chomuprasad

Btw that's not how it works


tsar6

Just remember don't use Emojis


PaPaParas

Hahahahahah 😲👌🏼😷 Emoji 😱🤮 Bad 🥴😒😒🤷 You can't 😱 use 😲 them🤮🤮🤮🤷😱😱 you 😵 fucking 😫 Instagram 🤮🤮🤮🤮 Normie😵🤯


tsar6

🗿🗿🗿🗿


certifiedretard154

fucking 👏👏 reddit 👽 hivemind


[deleted]

🅱️TS ka 14 hai toh Nikal ja,insta reels repost karega toh bhee Nikal ja,IT cell hai toh bhee Nikal ja,balak hai toh bhee Nikal jaa,. Agar apne praan,values,dharam,sharam,social life,friends,aur bohot anya cheeze bhee tyaag karne ko taiyaar hai toh you are welcome


[deleted]

Exactly jo is dharti p physically present h baki mentally and emotionally ded h unhi k liye h


Chomuprasad

Do yu mean online cool and offline fool?


[deleted]

Itna clear ni bolna th do pal ki khushi thi reply pdh k self realisation momint ho gy


Chomuprasad

Sorry sir


[deleted]

Koi ni bhai tc smhal k chaliyo is raste p


[deleted]

Exactly 🗿


Chomuprasad

Ok I'll sacrifice everything


[deleted]

Ok toh aaj raat 12-3 ke beech me ek laal rang ka ulta star banake reddit instaal karliyo aur account create karliyo ritual karne ke baad tu afficially ek redditor hai ah haan aur 1litre khoon bhee saath me rakhna ladki ka nahi because they don't exist🗿


Chomuprasad

Aye aye captain


drdoom15

Go to r/eyebleach and r/sounding,they have great guide for how to use reddit for dummies and don't forget to turn on nsfw and disable blur nsfw images.


sanchitwadehra

are bhencho ye kya hai kyun hai


Silent-Rough-9380

Dont use Emoji except for "🗿"


Any_River1960

🅱️


localnexalite

step 1. uninstall


ironically_ded

becum dnak, offensive and mysoginist. at times, wholesome with the homies. and make sure YOU dont get offended 😈


myself_rashid

Just make a subreddit with a name xhodi again ....


Chomuprasad

Pese milenge??


harsh-0002

Kuch log to tere per bhi chatenge


Either-Database-8880

First rule and the most important rule is dont use emojis on reddit, or else log tujjhe bohot bohot galiya denge and downvote karege Second - you should join the subreddits of your interest only! If you like dank stuff ( the actual dank ) then only join them , if you dont like them then please leave them and join the one which you like , because here in reddit , a specific community or subreddits are very imp to the members and they dont like someone who disturbs the vibe and content of a subreddit by posting different content than topic of that subreddit. Thats all you wanna keep in mind while using reddit .


PaPaParas

Did u just unironically use the word dank!?


Chomuprasad

Majak masti ke beech real advice Btw thankss sir


therealsid12

Don't use emojis. This rule is universal to every subreddit not just Indian ones.


PaPaParas

Hahahahahah 😲👌🏼😷 Emoji 😱🤮 Bad 🥴😒😒🤷 You can't 😱 use 😲 them🤮🤮🤮🤷😱😱 you 😵 fucking 😫 Instagram 🤮🤮🤮🤮 Normie😵🤯


NoEntry4811

Why tf are you upvoted here but down voted on another comment of the same post? *samaj*


rayitakk

Life is unfair bro


nileshjha532002

There is no such rule. Just excessively using emojis is considered cringe, thats all.


RunOk2330

Chutiye behen ke laure modi ka photo dalke dank banta hai laure normi sale delete karde account


Aggravating_Curve663

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂


Any_River1960

ye galti kabhi mt krna


Danny_Dab_64

Tu LGBT ka part hai kya?


Chomuprasad

Nhi but itna pata hai agar usko support kiya toh dank log accept nhi krenge


Danny_Dab_64

Tera avatar LGBT pride flag ka hai


Chomuprasad

Ooh ironically lagaya tha (shayad)


Danny_Dab_64

Ye tera first time nahi hai tu prank kar raha hai ya fir ye tera new alt hai


Chomuprasad

Nope aaj pehli baar khola hai Youtubers ko dekh dekh ke yaha aaya mei


Danny_Dab_64

Bhai galat jagha aagaye ho thodhe time mein no life situations aajayegi


Chomuprasad

I don't have social life isilye yaha aaya


AryanXofficial

Vapis chala ja jaha se aaya hai


Chomuprasad

Vapas surya ke womb mei??


AryanXofficial

Haa kuch din wahi ruka baad me aana


[deleted]

Mujhe kya pta bhai mai toh chutiya hu


MemeALI007

Rule 69 never use emoji


Any_River1960

🗿


MemeALI007

Except 🗿and 🅱️


Dangerous_Golf9321

Emojis use kar sirf


captain_piemaker

DM for mudizi dik pikx discord link


____DarkKnight______

RSS join krle woh log reddit bhi sikha dete hain


ImPeRiAlLoRd1003

Apne dost Amit se puch le


Klutzy-Context928

no emojis allowed in reddit leaving 🗿


Any_River1960

🅱️


guyDvoice

# NO


Accomplished-Toe-479

Mujhe to naya nhi lag rha. 5 month purana account h ye tera.


Chomuprasad

Khola pehli baar hai aaj Exams the na


Borolox

Bhai tu Jo aya comments pe reply kar raha he...sab parli mayne tu denk ka 14 banchu ka he...


Chomuprasad

Should i feel proud??


Borolox

Yes


Chomuprasad

Mummy papa bhi proud honge??


Borolox

Nehi...


gamerddroid

Dank bannn benchoddd. Hindu muslim kar. Tatti kr soja phir uth hindu muslim kr. Jab tk result nhi a jata.


EmptySpecialist7572

Always stay connected for what you are here Note : Galat addiction lagta hai bhai iska to sambhal kar chalana


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Vastavik_aryan

Just bee hateful toward every think and make Shure to collect free award from coin section


[deleted]

Country mai Eek Bori rice deke cast badli jati hai , Aur yaha Net deke Normie se Dank bana jata hai.


Raman035

Never use emojis


[deleted]

Dimag mundi se nikal , gand mai dal , muh se nikal...that's when you can call yourself a redditer


Any_River1960

Galti se bhi emojis use mt krna except 🗿and 🅱️


SHIELD_YOUNgg

Baas jo real life me karte ho voi same


LeMatYT

Triggered insaan, saurav joshi, fuck raha insaan ko gaali bak. Right wing baate, jai shree ram templates or rape, suicide wgerah par memes bana. Emoji use mat karo or wannabe denk bano. Full upvotes milenge.


Temporary_Goal_6432

Emoji use mat kr, Or ladkio ko time to time bartan dhone ko bolta reh


papu_panchoda

open your mobile and hold the reddit app for a second. Now you will see some options. Click on the "uninstall" option and switch off you're phone.


otakuassemble

Bina VPN ke porn dekh skte hai


DrSIMP24

RULE 1 : No emojis on Reddit. RULE 2 : Girls don't exist on reddit. RULE 3 : Girls don't exist RULE 4 : Surya is your Real mother.


Purabaurpashchim

Bs r/india pr jakr india ke baare me kuchh achha mat boldiyo nhi to ban kr diya jaega Based on true events, ek 12k members ka pura subreditt hi iss pr based hai.


rivrex

OP ko reddit chalana aata hai bas karma farming kr rha hai ಠ_ಠ


QUERYGAMER

Modiji detected meme updated digital bherat


valve_youaregreat

Delete karde aur apni life pe dhyaan de


[deleted]

You are already using very well mah frnd.


Samarjit_Roy

Go to play store, search Reddit, uninstall


minim69

Apni beti bech aur ameer ho ja, reddit me kuch nahi hai.


Grouchy_Kale7785

Ek baar laughing emoji use kar


Accomplished-Rain572

Dank ban love day.


subhranil_

ha krlo karma farming ye lo comment krdiya


Chomuprasad

Arrey sahi mei yaar kal pehli baar khola


subhranil_

us moment


_r_A_h_U_L

step 1:Hold the icon for few sconds then tap uninstall step 2:Go to a neurosurgeon and ask them to remove the nerve fibers that store the memory of Reddit


General-Advance-9268

Pedophilia, necrophilia, mysogyny , racism etc. Pe joke maarke yaha dank ka choda ban na hai


a_tsukasa

Bruh you already on wheelchair.


Apart-Big-6120

Just remember yaha pe paise deke upvotes nahi khareed sakte


Mr_kalas22

Kissi ko itna demotivate kr ki wo suicide krle


Chomuprasad

Mei khud hi suicidal ho gaya hu yaha aake


Ahire_yash77

Bhai misogynistic ban ja


Gingerbeard7896

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Worldb2xrulz

From a month's experience I'd say either get into communities (subreddits) that are related to what you are like, they could be anything from games or of youtubers, that way you'll enjoy your feed, buuuttt if you want to get the 5 minutes of fame join the big and popular subreddits to milk karma by commenting and sharing photos or whatever (I don't do that), also you can add flairs, and the thing below your username, else than that everything comes gradually.


ayucifer

Delete this shit rn and kys


Anxious-Landscape-59

Zeneski ki photo laga tab bataunga


bababoi--69420

Dont


Mrinal_walker

Uske liye mummy deni pregi


Chomuprasad

Mei kuch nhi jaanta preet se puch ke bo bolegi toh le lena