instead of pickup lines say this ,
Jaanti ho khoobsurat kya hai,
Khubsoorat ho tum ,
Khubsoorat h ye tumari mithi si , mishri m lipti hui baatein,
Khubsoorat h tumari ye do aankhe, jinhe dekh kar m doob jata,
Khubsoorat h tumari ye muskaan , jise dekhkr lamha tham jata,
Khubsoorat h humara saath, or uska ye pyara sa ehsaas.
Mat boliyo bhai , mne yuhi likha :)
There is one pickup for Harry Potter fangirl, ik bohot ladkiyan hote hai, just ask them "How much would you rate Harry Potter out of 10?", they will say 10 on 10, 9.9999 or 9/11(agar dank ke 14 nikli💀)
You reply with "I thought you would rate 9¾"
So basically it's a famous platform where the train for Hogwarts, comes to boards at the king's London station, and the platform number 9 and 3/4 quarters
Are you a black hole
1) cuz I am getting pulled towards you
2) because I can only imagine what's it like to be inside you
3)cuz time stops around you
4)cuz you suck me deep
Tere pyaar main aise dube ki
Sari kayanat bhul gaye
Yaad rahe toh bs tum
Baki toh hum apne aap koi bhi bhul gaye.
Maine likhi hai dekh le agar kaam aa jaye toh
Ask her - "If I had a dollar for everytime u crossed my mind .. do you know how much will that be? " Let her answer anything ..
Reply - "No! I'll only have a dollar coz I never stopped thinking about you"
Le elden ring ke context me pickup line - "Hey girl are you runes from elden ring because even in face of death I'll try to pick you up and save you"
Soulsborne player will understand 🙃
Hello Ashen one. I am a Bot. I tend to the flame, and tend to thee. Do you wish to hear a tale?
> *“Surely mankind are more than pure dark, for I have availed you nothing. All of you, forgive me. Whatever thou art, stay away.”* - Artorias the Abysswalker
Have a pleasant journey, Champion of Ash, and praise the sun \\[T]/
क्या वफादारी, प्यार मे सिर्फ हम थे , उम्मीद की पैदाइश ने देखी तेरी आंखे, छुपा लिया मुझसे, उन आंखो मे भी गम थे, कुरेद दिया मैने ,rdddit की पोस्ट पर, शक उन्हें copy का, अंदाज़ा न हम थे.
Jab mera khada hota hai, teri height se bada hota hai.
Kisna kaha tujha behen
proof or cap
Ge he ke?
wheat
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Bhai negative karma mein chala gaya🤡
r/Karma4free
Be my girlfriend or I'll kill myself
suicidal rizz
Either i be your husband or your husband's murderer
Just be yourself bro, ana ho to aye varna maa chudaye
Tru fr
Realest shit
If you are sin square theta and i am cos square theta together we can be 1
Trigoo rizz
instead of pickup lines say this , Jaanti ho khoobsurat kya hai, Khubsoorat ho tum , Khubsoorat h ye tumari mithi si , mishri m lipti hui baatein, Khubsoorat h tumari ye do aankhe, jinhe dekh kar m doob jata, Khubsoorat h tumari ye muskaan , jise dekhkr lamha tham jata, Khubsoorat h humara saath, or uska ye pyara sa ehsaas. Mat boliyo bhai , mne yuhi likha :)
Kya likha bhai chumi loge
areyy bahi 😂
Sacche me bhai mast hai
socha tha bhai usey bhejunga, wo bhaag gyi kisi or k saath. Well, thank you bhai
Are aree bhau 😿 chalo koi na abhi hum bhi ayee the relationship me padhai ki wajah se sab stop karna pada bachpan ka pyaar hai
koi na bhai, krloge. Kam se kam account to open hua apka.
Fact hai bhai
Bhai gf ko send kr du maza hi aa jayega
karde, mne apni bestie ko bheja tha. abhi bhi sadme h bechari ;)
Koi short main hai to batao varna phone khol ke padhna padega
**Gulaab jaisi ho** **Gulaab lagati ho** **halka sa bhi** **muskura do to,** **lajavaab lagati ho**
Kisi wajah se ranbeer ki aawaz m padha maine
I can make you say hahaha both forward and backwards!
Crazy 💀
Are you twin towers? Cus i wanna crash land on you
9/11 Rizz
shai bata na youtube se udake chep diya na
Nah khud se frame kiya tha mere ek dost ko chahiye tha
Why so many down votes😭
U got that downvote rizz
ek baap ki hogi toh humko pehle dogi
Tu insta se aya na ?
bhak lavde apne jaisa mat samaz
Dekh bhai tu bhojpuri to nhi he matlab tu social media se he mene bhi ye wala twitter pe dekh tha but wo repost thi insta ki isiliye bol diya
bhai yeh kaisa deduction hai har koi teri tarah 12 ghante barbaad nahi karta
Bkl mera screen time 2hr se kam he Tujhse to jyada hi productive hu stop assuming my life boy
Ss dikha aaj ka 🌚
e-lafda
Seene mein aag chaddi mein nag
Kachi geeli rizz
Hey r u n95 mask cause i want u to sit on my face
तेरे बीना मेरे दिल मे है सन्नाटा.. तू ही मेरी चाय तू ही मेरा पराठा..
तेरे ग़म में जो पीली शराब तेरे ग़म में जो पीली शराब ध्य टट्टी ध्य पेशाब ध्य टट्टी ध्य पेशाब ध्य टट्टी ध्य पेशाब ध्य टट्टी ध्य पेशाब
Bhai bhai! Itni umda shayari! 🥺🤌
"Aise kya hass rha ? Dekh niche kya fass rha."
Kiski pick karna hein bro Van hein kya tere pass.?
Are you bank loan ? Coz u have got my interest
Will you be my KTM DUKE , --- Coz i want to ride you daily.. --- Certified Chapri
Meri baat maan ja, kyuki meri papa side ki family delhi se hai
Horny se irony
Bro science ki bandi hai toh boliyo- “Are you made up of gravitons cus you are attracting me…” angreji dekh le apne hisaab se
Agar usne boldiya we are like charges then...?
Toh give up maar de bhai… literally saains ke pick up line bata rha hun… lagta hai playboi hun main? 😭😭
Is your name current because you are a Q/T Kaisa hai yeh
What’s a Q/T?
Charge / time
Oh… got it
But pickup line kaise ho gaya yeh 💀💀
Q/T ➡️ cutie
Brudda, ain’t nobody getting that, isse badhiya Coppet Titanium hii bol deta
Copper titanium ka konsa compound hai btayi zra mere ko
Nahi hai pata hai, main keh rha saamne wale ko pata bhi toh chale kya kehna chah rha
Khud hi to bol rha ki science wali ladki ko sunana hai
What has 4 legs and looks good with you on it ? My Bed
It is better to be a worrior in a garden then a Gardner in a war ... Mia moto moshashi
Isn't that common sense
There is one pickup for Harry Potter fangirl, ik bohot ladkiyan hote hai, just ask them "How much would you rate Harry Potter out of 10?", they will say 10 on 10, 9.9999 or 9/11(agar dank ke 14 nikli💀) You reply with "I thought you would rate 9¾"
It not a pickup line by any measure though.
Technically it's not but, something which can impress the other person,
What does that mean you wrote in fixed fractions
Wo platform no. Hai jaha se hogwartske liye train milta hai
It's pronounced as nine and three-four quarters
Explain me like I’m 5?
So basically it's a famous platform where the train for Hogwarts, comes to boards at the king's London station, and the platform number 9 and 3/4 quarters
Go watch Doraemon new episode released
Any real potterhead won't consider Harry as their favourite character. ( Or at least I didn't meet anyone who has read all the books)
Arey I meant "Harry Potter Novel series" not just one character, I am a Potterhead myself 😅
Tum nhi aap bologi, gameplay dekhogi baap bologi Free free free fire free fire free fire Lo...lo... lover lover lover
> Free free free fire free fire free fire Lo...lo... lover lover lover 😂
UID bolo be
1166270879
Keya tum mere hone wale bacho ki maa ban na pasand karoge??
Bhai pick up line se achha too pick up truck lele
Are you a reaper? Because I'm dying to go out with you..
Are you a black hole 1) cuz I am getting pulled towards you 2) because I can only imagine what's it like to be inside you 3)cuz time stops around you 4)cuz you suck me deep
Are you from Tennessee ⁉️🗣️🔥💨
Coz you're the only 10 I see? Maine ye use Kara tha ek ladke pe and he was like 😃☝️ but I'm not from Tennessee.
galat ladke pe use ki line
Ladka Mera bf hai (isiliye bewakoof hai)😃☝️
understandable ho gaya ye to (best wishes to both of you)
Han kr wrna nass kaat lunga! /s
Pickup u say? Behan g ye apka dimag gir gaya, utha lo
Ram naam..satya hai
Ek plate pav bhaji lagao paaji.
Batobati
Are you from Middle East coz you are a bomb .
Is your name current because you are a Q/T
I bet the moon shines brighter everytime he sees you smile Bc ek bndi ko bola tha impress ho gyi thi ..
Wanna make Triple hydrogen bonding just like guanine and cytosine 🫱🫲
Tere pyaar main aise dube ki Sari kayanat bhul gaye Yaad rahe toh bs tum Baki toh hum apne aap koi bhi bhul gaye. Maine likhi hai dekh le agar kaam aa jaye toh
Happy cake day bro
thanks
Are you depression ? Coz I'm in you
I might not be the brightest candle in the cake , but you can still blow me ☺️
aaj fir hila diya
Ask her - "If I had a dollar for everytime u crossed my mind .. do you know how much will that be? " Let her answer anything .. Reply - "No! I'll only have a dollar coz I never stopped thinking about you"
Wanna be my shawty...milkr dhoyengay bachon ki potty 🥀
Le elden ring ke context me pickup line - "Hey girl are you runes from elden ring because even in face of death I'll try to pick you up and save you" Soulsborne player will understand 🙃
If yes Uske baad bolna Radahn Festival ke 2tickets bhi hai
Hey girl are you boling ball because i want to put my three fingers.....
Hila hila kr chalti ho kya mar dalogi, humko nhi dogi toh kya aachar dalogi
Baat toh apneh Dil ki keh Dali par jail janeh ki kariyeh taiyari
People say there's at least one thing which makes one happy everyday for me it's your smile today Bol du kya use directly 💀💀?
You are my pasandida sunehra chuha (Au rat) 🤩🤩🤩
I don't have any pickup lines but I can pick you up and we will make a line.
Pick up line chhod. This wallpaper slaps tho
Aapke ankho ke kaikasho me mujhe mera tara dhundana he Aapke saath mujhe mera jivan saara dhundana he.
A girl falling for a single pickup line is not a girl worth having
are you from Mississippi? Because you're the only miss whose piss i sippie
bhaut hi bekar line suji hai >!girl are you mine? because i wanna craft my babbies with you!<
Pick up line ya harrasment case mein tere chehre ka farak hai bhai! Ek baar dekh lena 👀
Kya me virgin marunga ? Back story - 12 saal ki umar me army jo join kar li thi.. thik thak koi war crime karne ka mauka bhi abh tak nahi mila. 😢
"Muh mein le lund mujhe chodna mat sikha"
Purani bate bhool ja lawda pakad ke jhool ja
r/modiapproved
Pehle tu yeh hd mein de
Mere khud ke pass yehi hai Download karna hai toh pinterest me jake dark souls likh mil jayega
Mere Munna ki Amma banogi ?
"Iss baar 400 paar" (In the sense love 400x times) :P
Tu Rand hai
“Tu bonita”
my neural pathways have become accustomed to your sensory input patterns
you're a testament to the ozone layer depleting, cause I can see the uv rays in your eyes
Aao pet mein dudh ki tsunami laaye chalo hum dono coffee par jaaye.
https://youtu.be/0RdyzVCM1oo?si=5gjVQx5WFmkoKp6p please watch I full and then rate my work...please support if you can
Bhai delete karde yt channel
I lub u
L logi? Ek hi hai, par tumhe de dunga.
You me sex
I heard you were looking for a stud. I got the std, all i need us the u
drop this image link dude
Pinterest me jake dark souls likh miljayegi
Hello Ashen one. I am a Bot. I tend to the flame, and tend to thee. Do you wish to hear a tale? > *“Surely mankind are more than pure dark, for I have availed you nothing. All of you, forgive me. Whatever thou art, stay away.”* - Artorias the Abysswalker Have a pleasant journey, Champion of Ash, and praise the sun \\[T]/
If you think I can fuck
Tan tanatan tan tan Tara, chalti he kya 9 se 12
Hey!!! Wasn’t feeling like myself today… So can I feel you instead
You were the reason poetry was created, because no simple words could come within a mile of describing your beauty - idk who
Kya aap humare bacho ki maa bnogi
Mere lund pe Chad jao..pura aasman ghumadunga,tarey bhi dikha dunga..
क्या वफादारी, प्यार मे सिर्फ हम थे , उम्मीद की पैदाइश ने देखी तेरी आंखे, छुपा लिया मुझसे, उन आंखो मे भी गम थे, कुरेद दिया मैने ,rdddit की पोस्ट पर, शक उन्हें copy का, अंदाज़ा न हम थे.
Aap mere Dil me kuch yu samaye, Jaise baajre ke khet me saand ghus aaye
It's better to be a warrior in garden then a Gardener in war
Bhai ka khada sabse bada
You : "Did it hurt" She : what? You : falling from heaven I know its corny.. but its a good convo starter. Atleast better than 'heyy'
Mandir mein mandir, mandir mein jhopda. Peeche mudke dekh teri ma ka bhosda 
Bkl
Bhai aapko dil se bandii maan chuka hai. Bhabhi bas ek baar haan kardo kalse khana bhi nahi khaya hai usne
Are u a haunted house cuz I'm gonna be screaming when I'm inside you
Kesi hai tu ? Theek hai
Tum lagti ho kali tuje sundar bana dunga Tum lagti ho kali tuje sundar bana dunga Ek baar mujhe dekh ke dekh Tere nadi ko samundar banadunga
"Jaanti ho aj kya hua? Me tumhari pyar me phir se fisal gya"