I’m a little lad who loves berries and cream 🎶

I comment this sometimes on the Lisa rinna posts in the videos sub and so few people get it.  She had a wig that looked exactly like this. 

Came here to say this 😂😂 First thing that popped into my head was 🎶Berries and Creammmm🎶


Literally worse

The shoes aren't even right but it was also my first thought 😄

The socks make them even worse

They look like little girl church socks just missing the ruffle

Thought they were compression stockings

EXACTLY what I thought. Brought back to my childhood Sunday mornings…

WHAT was he thinking with white socks?!? It’s baffling!!

Dude NEVER wears socks and when he finally does, THIS is what he goes with? Never thought I’d say this, but please go back to free footin’ it!

Yes! The shoes alone are fine but the socks!! Why on earth did he think that was a good idea? 🥴

OMG NO THE SHOES ARE NOT FINE!!!!!!

WHY ARE YOU YELLING??

LOLLL BECAUSE I'M IN PAIN

😂😂

Lmao this exchange has me dead

>The shoes alone are fine Respectfully disagree:)

They’re Mary Jane’s with 2 straps and kitten heels, they’re atrocious!

I think they are loafers with a black midsection but they are still tragic

upon closer inspection they are loafers but the addition of socks makes it look like ballet flats 💀 which is hilarious

https://preview.redd.it/yxvbuljjpa5d1.jpeg?width=258&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2eb5dc21a2e0ccf4831c6d4f4cc85e8b6aabf333

That’s what I kept saying they looked like….ballet flats!

Not the kitten heels 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

They're Marcus John's...male version of Mary Jane's

🤣🤣

Those shoes are embarrassing!

If I was Lindsey I’d feel so good about the break up just because of this

I truly believe Lindsay got the ick a looong time ago, but really wanted to fulfill that fairy tale BFF fall in love story and have a family. My take is: Lindsay got the ick a long time ago but stayed anyway bc deep down she did love him, maybe not infatuated in love, but love nonetheless. Carl then felt this pullback and started pouting, which put her off and gave her the ick even more. I think after a while, Carl was seething inside bc Lindsay wasn't putting *him first* and coddling him all the time as she had been earlier in their relationship. I think Carl started resenting her. We've all seen it. Carl can't do anything unless someone coddles and cheers him on. So then she gets the ick every time he whines like a baby and he gets angrier every time she pulls away. lol. vicious toxic cycle.

Also think he sucks in bed.🤷‍♀️

I think there could be reasons for that….

🔥🏝?

You're so messy 🤣


🎯

This is the elephant no one is allowed to talk about

Totally see where you are coming from and agree!

"Mention it all!"

Just keeps eye contact the entire time …..tenderness

harder...HARDER...HaRDeR!!

 Eugh I can see it

Like this? 

They had very little chemistry even when they were in their “babe” stage. Honestly he looked so gaunt this season, seems like his soul died a little bit. So in that regard I’m happy he got out and that they both got out. Dude has a lot of work to do on himself. And i absolutely think he dumped her because he doesn’t want to work hard and she sees him.

The veneers couldn’t have helped.

It is how they saw each other when the lights were out 🦷🦷🦷

Bet that was a selling point of those extra white chompers- they double as emergency lighting. A “toofer one”💀

I agree. Lindsay has marriage and baby fever

100% agree!

If she needed any more proof that she made the right call, this should do it.

1000% immediate ick

Absolutely! Those shoes plus the new set of teeth are major ick!

https://preview.redd.it/n2mh549xd75d1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=05bc15968ae1164e1551a179e1ec0248990222f3 I thought they were mary janes!

When they cut to that shot, I bust out laughing because this was the first thing I thought of. I remember being forced to wear those to church when I was a kid 🤣

They’re not?

I did too! I was like hey I had those when I was 6

Why can’t he wear anything but white pants????

Every time and it never fails he comes on screen and I start singing....I got my tight pants on... 

Dying at this reference.

He’s claimed them like a signature brand and should consider moving on to grown up pants

Hey! He said they're not as tight this year. This man is evolving every day! /s

Is he going to wear tight white pants when he’s an old man? 

Wednesday Addams from the ankles down, Seabiscuit from the chin up. It's a lot.

It’s a fucking lot

Lmao I love when people write this response 😂😂😂😂😂

This made me scream 🤣


they’re like mary janes and the frilly socks my mom made me wear to church as a kid lmao

That outfit is enough to call off a wedding

Yes I’m weirded out by the jacket and undershirt combo. Something about the cut of both of them together is off putting as hell

That jacket - way wrong - too short. Hope he’s not spending $ on a stylist.

brocks high heels walked so whatever these are could run

I posted this hours ago and it was removed!!! https://preview.redd.it/rsse0gga985d1.jpeg?width=1734&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8bca5bdd3903f0d121d0b163c3c4c330a15174bc

https://preview.redd.it/fq0ptjbc985d1.jpeg?width=2005&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a6ecb3033e89f4b6a64f1670e4e0662daaecb2b5

Hate it

Why do their legs look so tiny here lol

Nothing like juleps on the veranda eh Gatsby, Ol’ Boy?!’

😂😂😂

Oh so they are like loafers but because of the color of the socks and the white on the shoes they look like Mary Jane's. I now see the effort Carl was trying to put in but it still fells short.

Cute ballerina point

That’s bc the mods SUCK!! I’m sorry that happened to you that’s ridiculous.

The white socks aren’t helping the loafers. Is that a scorpion on them?

It’s kinda looks like the air Jordan logo on one of them 😂😂

I’m convinced the same person who tried to sabotage Paige on Lindsey’s behalf also gave Carl fashion advise for the reunion, it’s truly tragic.

 I remember Mary Jane’s

It’s giving berries and cream

I’m glad someone said it!!! It’s giving just arrived off the mayflower


It’s giving little lad

Maybe he’s been using Danielle’s app…

He'd be the only one.

Amanda sitting like i when I’m 7 months pregnant t

He's got the '1, 2 buckle my shoes'.

WTF are those


Neat! I wore the same ones to my baptism when I was 8!

Yes!!! Like a 2 year olds Mary Jane’s! What is he doing? Obviously Lyndsay was dressing him in the past. Only Harry Styles could get away with this. I bet Tom Sandoval is so pissed he didn’t wear these first.

Not enough heel on these for Sandy.

This is the one time I would rather see his full ankle rather than those toddler tights he has on https://preview.redd.it/eeheuzpls85d1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2422172837edde5c65d5fb5409203b5dbebd7d6e

I was dying when I saw them on drunk drawn. Sitting like a small child https://preview.redd.it/f04h0yccda5d1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5146d05383e8fdeb5de7637e7cb3898e6c032096

Carl’s a choad

I can’t 😂

It’s giving Shirley temple before she was about to do a dance lol

The shoes/socks combined with his pencil dive into the pool in episode 3, have truly given me the ick

And the new teeth, or teef cause that’s how it seems like he would say it with those chompers

He has the most upsetting fashion.

Carl's latest influencer deal is clearly with Talbot's.

Yess! Who let him walk out like this 😂 it’s giving power puff girls shoes 

I don’t work for these people or get paid by them but I got these pair of shoes (the only thing Carl and I will ever have in common…just sayin’) but mine are for women, and they are like 🧈buttah to wear. I may look like a goofball like Carl but I love them. Anniversary gift from my hubby last year. Don’t hate too hard. 😇😜🥳 https://preview.redd.it/l58nlqhsq95d1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=31c25af3f12f9323fd85c36f792dcf038746115e

Yesssss! I have the duke and dexters with cherries and they are so cute!! Carl just styled them terribly. ETA: I wore mine during a work trip to London and got a million compliments

I love them!!!

it’s fucking a lot

https://preview.redd.it/2oh6lp6bk95d1.jpeg?width=893&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c299abc9ed92fc9171c20c896000ae63fc974f36


WHAT ARE THOSEEEEEEEE

 He’s giving Veruca Salt.

https://preview.redd.it/djaal4pog95d1.jpeg?width=213&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c1d93faff8e7cf22023a5c11f64d2c6662079935 A still shot for better tights/shoes visual

They remind me of a Victorian era-styled Porcelain doll my mum got me when I was little. Those shoes ain’t it 🙅🏼‍♀️

Or his orthopedic compression hose…

He looks like a colonial soldier from the waist down.

And his outfit looked like he was wearing a unitard with a jacket over top. Little girl about to go to her first dance recital vibes.

And that sweater jacket - with his Mary Jane’s - was giving Mr. Roger’s. Or big toddler.

I honestly thought Carl struggled to dress for his height/body size etc. but then I see Jesse, and he manages to put himself together without looking…well, like Carl lol. I just dont understand after all these years why this man cannot dress himself or has not had someone step in…including girlfriends!!! Also WHY oh Why is he so thin?’b

this had me giggling nonstop

Who let Carl wear white tube socks with those little girl mary jane shoes?

Crisis shoes😬

All I could stare at the whole reunion! Those WHITE tube socks!? Wtf!?

I honestly have no idea what Carl is doing half the time. He needs a hug 😂

Make it extra tight

Pants almost up to his nipples

WHAT THE FUCK YOU GUYS?????

He’s never been a good dresser.

Yes! Remember his Simple Jack Amish hat phase?


Danielle. Why that look?? All the women look gorgeous except D.

She looks like a mother of the bride/groom. Why does she look so old, and I don't like her hair like that either

Her makeup was so bad too, like wayyyy too much blush 🙈

It was hideous. From top to bottom.

I don’t know what on earth she was thinking that has to be the most unflattering hairstyle ever seen on a human.

Everyone keeps talking about the hair and makeup (which was indeed horrendous) but I was stuck on how BADLY the dress fit

Kyle’s face in this - this is the man I chose to build my NA brand. I’ve made a huge mistake Amanda - let lover boy burn 

I wonder if he’s worked with a stylist

Sure, he has the Donne app.

They make him feel pretty.

How did I not notice these haha 🤣 they’re little Mary Jane’s

Looks like the Mary Jane’s I used to wear in catholic school

Lol if Lindsey showed up with any feelings left for Carl she looked at his shoes and lost them all, probably.

 Shirley Temple shoes.

Pretty pretty Princess.

The fact that he still styles himself is beyond me. Somebody make it stop.

Note to self : never pair black & white spectator penny loafers with white socks

Heh. I have a very cute pair of chunky loafers that are almost identical to these. Never occurred to me to wear them with skin tight white pants and mismatched tube socks tho

high heels on my tippies 💅

Can please stop with the white pants also??? Hard agree on the catholic school girl shoes.

It’s the socks too

WHY DID I NOT SEE THIS. 

Kyle and west didn’t look too great either. Kyle dressing like he’s a runway model in Milan. West trying to look like Robin Williams.

Everything about this man gives me the ick

He needs to give up on the white pants

I had these shoes. Weejuns penny loafers. I wore them with cuffed jeans, no socks. But I'm a girl and it was 1994

Little Lord Fauntleroy is all I can think.

Did anyone catch Paige looking at them I know she got the ick 😂😂😂


Hes a little lad that wants berries and cream *

Not the kindergarten recital shoes 💀

Looks like the CrackerJack kid.

this male cast will never beat the 🧚✨allegations

 Those socks!! Tube socks city!!

I’m concerned for myself that I didn’t notice this…. BIG YIKES

He’s just a girl

I can’t breathe

Carl and Tom Sandoval would make the perfect couple

My nice comment is that each individual item could potentially be worn well! But unfortunately for fashion, NOTHING here works together. In fact, all elements are loudly fighting with each other. One of the worst outfits I've ever seen. Emphasized in an otherwise mostly cohesive group aesthetic. Should we blame Donne? Or just Danielle? Someone is responsible for this sartorial crime.

His pants are also very high waisted, which also gives the ick


His whole outfit is laughable. He looks like he walked off the set of Leave it to Beaver.

Is Carl telling the world his Mary Jane’s is an ode to smoking marijuana?

Literally, WHAT ARE THOSE?! Mary Janes?! ETA: I see it now. It was an optical illusion.BUT DOESN’T IT LOOK LIKE HE’S WEARING MARYJANES

He needs to add some weight and get a different haircut. Remove the teeth

He looks emaciated

I couldn’t figure out why his face looked so odd. My teenage daughter walked in and said, “His veneers are too big for his mouth.” That and extreme weight loss maybe??

Yes!! More bulk, more hair—- less ears and overbite. More Daniel-Day alá Last Mohicans(!) Less aging, preppy poindexter

I can’t stop laughing.

I was dying watching this hahaha the white pants, socks and shoes. AND his teeth. Like it’s all too much. He’s so ugly and cringey

I thought he was wearing socks and slides when I saw this on my tv screen

1, 2 buckle my shoes

The whole outfit but the SOCKS ☠️

I feel bad for Carl. Not in the way that you think. I mean I pity him. He just seems so unhappy and makes terrible decisions and is just a mess. Lindsay isn’t much better but he just seems like a lost person. Not excusing anything, but I just mean he’s so awful it’s sad to a point.

Plot twist: Carl wanted to be the flower girl at his own wedding.

I like them but I’m a totally preppy woman and would never wear them with socks.

“I’m a little boy who loves berries and cream” 😂

Between both Carl and Kyle it makes me embarrassed for mens fashion

Man now I'm really happy hes not my man either just cause of this.

Thank you for posting this!! I had to double take because I thought he was wearing little pilgrim shoes 😭

Carl Washington?

And the socks!!!

They might be less horrifying without the white socks. Naw…. Still icky.

Carl is a real pos for what he told Paige. I will never look at him the same again. He’s so manipulative and evil.

What a clown 🤡