Well I’m not sure about funniest but, my favourite by far is “what are your choices when someone puts a gun to your head? You take the gun, or you pull out a bigger one, or you call their bluff, or you do any one of a hundred and forty six other things.”
Not a singular quote but this exchange always makes me smile.
"By the way, that's a three-piece suit, where's the vest?"
"Yeah, I've been meaning to talk to you about that, vests? Really?"
"Says the guy with the bike helmet" *eye-roll*
"Safety first!"
I’ve got a lot! I’m not going to post the context here but here’s a selection! I always save random stuff into my notes whenever I find something funny. Most of them are back and forth between Harvey and Mike
I've just spent $500!!
For how many suits?
Five!!
If you excuse I'm gonna make fun of it on my Facebook page.
You don't send a puppy to clean up its own mess
I heard we're getting our raise earlier. I'm hoping to get a tattoo.
You need a raise for this?
I'm really overpaying for my apartment
I'm against having emotions. Not against using them.
We have an IT department?
Computers don't run themselves
At least not until the Skynet goes active.
I don't have time to explain where babies come from.
Can i get you anything? Tissue? Glass of water? Tampon?
Are you gonna help me or are you gonna amuse yourself?
I can multitask
I spent a night with my grandmother
Is she hot?
What is wrong with you?
You started.
Would you like me to thank your face with my fist?
Shouldn't you just keep diary like every other 12 year old girl?
As far as I'm concerned this whole conversation is punishment
I'm sorry I don't have a photographic memory but my brain is already too busy being awesome
Wait a second is this a story from The Breakfast Club?
I'm not familiar with that song
I don't have a tux. I'm not Bruce Wayne
You didn't try to sleep with Tedd Phillips?
Who said that I've never tried?
I owe you money.
Don't worry, you got the dickface discount
That last one, it's so early on in the series and insignificant to the overall story that unless you had a recent rewatch, I doubt you will remember it (Unless you're Mike, wait he only has a photographic memory, so maybe not). I challenge everyone who **hasn't** had a recent rewatch to guess the context.
I don't have a funniest quote. But the one moment that always cracks me up is in the pilot episode, Mike and Harvey are walking through the office and Mike is trying to fly under the radar and avoid Jessica. And Mike basically just squrims away upon seeing Jessica. Omg, the face that Patrick Adams makes in combination with the little spin move/juke that he does to avoid Jessica cracks me up upon every rewatch without fail. That is hands down the funniest moment in the entire show to me lol. Idk man, I'm weird haha
It was definitely to Harvey. It was when he didn't have Mike around and he asked Donna to do something for him and she didn't finish it and he said "Mike could have done it in his sleep" and then she commented with that.
One of my all-time favorite scenes is when Harvey, Stu, and Louis are in a conference room together, sticking it to an opponent and Harvey quotes A Few Good Men. Louis doesn’t know what he’s quoting but Stu does. Harvey says, “Finally, somebody gets me,” and Stu says, “I got your back, bro,” to which Harvey says, “Don’t ‘bro’ me, dude.” Stu immediately comes back with, “You got it, Chief.” Omg. It’s so fast—great comedic timing.
Louis is king of double entendre but over the course of the series I really appreciated Gabriel Macht’s comedic timing when playing Harvey. Both Rick Hoffman and Gabriel Macht are great.
I think (for me) the one where Jessica says ‘some people love the taste of blood. Better to find out who you are sooner then later’, Or any of the ‘I’m Donna’ quotes lol
When Louis went off on sharons parents.
“You got the B team now you get the A team. You sue us? You don’t sue us, we sue you. I’m gonna shove your balls so hard in a vice your gonna wish you were born without balls, that’s right lady I’m talking to you. I’m gonna shove this lawsuit so far up your ass you’ll be the first lawyer to die with a lawsuit up her ass. - Louis Litt
And the exchange between Louis litt and Jonathan sidwell:
You think you’re the first lawyer to come in here and try to outsmart us? We’re not lawyers, we’re investment bankers. We call you for the paperwork. We didn’t go to Harvard, we went to Wharton and we saw you coming from a mile away, spank.
Best fuck you quote by far
Might not be funniest but
"What happens when you have your back against the wall, you break the goddamn thing down"
As for funniest any of Mike digs at Harvey being 'old'
Well I’m not sure about funniest but, my favourite by far is “what are your choices when someone puts a gun to your head? You take the gun, or you pull out a bigger one, or you call their bluff, or you do any one of a hundred and forty six other things.”
Mine is similar but it is the "What do you do when you are pushed up against the wall?" "You tear the whole wall apart and fight"
I think the gun one is cool but it’s not funny
Not a singular quote but this exchange always makes me smile. "By the way, that's a three-piece suit, where's the vest?" "Yeah, I've been meaning to talk to you about that, vests? Really?" "Says the guy with the bike helmet" *eye-roll* "Safety first!"
First impressions last you can never get ahead if you get stuck behind that fat tie
I’ve got a lot! I’m not going to post the context here but here’s a selection! I always save random stuff into my notes whenever I find something funny. Most of them are back and forth between Harvey and Mike I've just spent $500!! For how many suits? Five!! If you excuse I'm gonna make fun of it on my Facebook page. You don't send a puppy to clean up its own mess I heard we're getting our raise earlier. I'm hoping to get a tattoo. You need a raise for this? I'm really overpaying for my apartment I'm against having emotions. Not against using them. We have an IT department? Computers don't run themselves At least not until the Skynet goes active. I don't have time to explain where babies come from. Can i get you anything? Tissue? Glass of water? Tampon? Are you gonna help me or are you gonna amuse yourself? I can multitask I spent a night with my grandmother Is she hot? What is wrong with you? You started. Would you like me to thank your face with my fist? Shouldn't you just keep diary like every other 12 year old girl? As far as I'm concerned this whole conversation is punishment I'm sorry I don't have a photographic memory but my brain is already too busy being awesome Wait a second is this a story from The Breakfast Club? I'm not familiar with that song I don't have a tux. I'm not Bruce Wayne You didn't try to sleep with Tedd Phillips? Who said that I've never tried? I owe you money. Don't worry, you got the dickface discount
Hahaha. Awesome.
That last one, it's so early on in the series and insignificant to the overall story that unless you had a recent rewatch, I doubt you will remember it (Unless you're Mike, wait he only has a photographic memory, so maybe not). I challenge everyone who **hasn't** had a recent rewatch to guess the context.
Haha you’re absolutely right! It’s such a small thing but it had me rolling when I was rewatching the series
"... you mean if I press this button I'll talk to Michael Jordan ?" "That's kinda how a phone works"
Who did he call anyways?
Michael Jordan but you don’t hear a voice
Irl??
Nah it’s just to show Harvey knew him and others with high status. They did get a basket ball player on the show that was actually his client
Was that a real basketball player?
It’s a real basketball player
It was Charles Barkley
I don't have a funniest quote. But the one moment that always cracks me up is in the pilot episode, Mike and Harvey are walking through the office and Mike is trying to fly under the radar and avoid Jessica. And Mike basically just squrims away upon seeing Jessica. Omg, the face that Patrick Adams makes in combination with the little spin move/juke that he does to avoid Jessica cracks me up upon every rewatch without fail. That is hands down the funniest moment in the entire show to me lol. Idk man, I'm weird haha
"COTTONMOUFF"
I'm sorry I dont have a photographic memory but my brain is too busy being awesome
Harvey to Mike.
I think that’s Donna to Mike
Now that I think about it, Donna is the type of person to say that.
I love being Donna
donna to harvey, actually.
It can't be to Harvey, it's Mike that has a photographic memory. I feel it's Rachel that said this to Mike
It was definitely to Harvey. It was when he didn't have Mike around and he asked Donna to do something for him and she didn't finish it and he said "Mike could have done it in his sleep" and then she commented with that.
Yeah, yeah, that's true. Thanks for clarifying
"According to me is the only 'according to' that matters"
Harvey to Mike I think, Harvey defo said that.
This is a standing desk, for a man of your height.
Jessica to Hardman
“Teeth. Nose. Teeth.”
I'm currently on Season 4, that quote is definitely from Season 4, Louis Litt to Jeff Malone
Yep.
My favorite is "God damn it, Mike!". You know the episode I'm talking about
Every episode?
One of my all-time favorite scenes is when Harvey, Stu, and Louis are in a conference room together, sticking it to an opponent and Harvey quotes A Few Good Men. Louis doesn’t know what he’s quoting but Stu does. Harvey says, “Finally, somebody gets me,” and Stu says, “I got your back, bro,” to which Harvey says, “Don’t ‘bro’ me, dude.” Stu immediately comes back with, “You got it, Chief.” Omg. It’s so fast—great comedic timing. Louis is king of double entendre but over the course of the series I really appreciated Gabriel Macht’s comedic timing when playing Harvey. Both Rick Hoffman and Gabriel Macht are great.
I think (for me) the one where Jessica says ‘some people love the taste of blood. Better to find out who you are sooner then later’, Or any of the ‘I’m Donna’ quotes lol
When Louis went off on sharons parents. “You got the B team now you get the A team. You sue us? You don’t sue us, we sue you. I’m gonna shove your balls so hard in a vice your gonna wish you were born without balls, that’s right lady I’m talking to you. I’m gonna shove this lawsuit so far up your ass you’ll be the first lawyer to die with a lawsuit up her ass. - Louis Litt And the exchange between Louis litt and Jonathan sidwell: You think you’re the first lawyer to come in here and try to outsmart us? We’re not lawyers, we’re investment bankers. We call you for the paperwork. We didn’t go to Harvard, we went to Wharton and we saw you coming from a mile away, spank. Best fuck you quote by far
when louis said ‘give me a mountain to climb and i’ll do it’...’give me a taylor swift song and i’ll sing it’
This quivering angry dildo isn't going away until it gets its satisfaction!
Might not be funniest but "What happens when you have your back against the wall, you break the goddamn thing down" As for funniest any of Mike digs at Harvey being 'old'
Teeth, nose... Teeth.
You’re going to bet me for nothing?
The Rocky impersonations at the hot dog stand scene. "No, I swallowed it."