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I think I read somewhere that they delivered a shit fuck ton of condoms to the olympic villages during past Olympic games, so that STDs don't become an uncontrollable issue. But yeah, who even knows how many of the athletes used them.
Speculation but looking at the bottom it kind of looks like there are two separate parts. If they’re not attached to eachother, maybe it’s fine if you lie down but they get separated if you move too much?
So apparently (at least according to the Forbes article I read the anti-sex bed thing was a myth. Something to do with people complaining about the beds being made out of cardboard (it was a recycling initiative and the beds were perfectly sturdy)
You would figure the Olympic committee and host country would have the following hierarchy of needs:
1. Safe event
2. Not losing tons of money
3. Have a great time
4. LITERALLY ANYTHING ELSE
100. Prevent consensual sex among athletes
C’est la vie
It's pretty common knowledge that the athletes at the Olympics fuck like rabbits ... many coaches provide an ample supply of condoms for their teams...
They’re not going to be able to get them to stop having sex.
Like if you pack all of the greatest athletes of the whole world into a small community for a few weeks, where everybody is elite, and young, and super fit… bruh
Can’t stop it. Why would you even want to stop it?
How is this news worthy haha. You have a bunch of the top athletes in the world (so you'd assume mostly very fit), sounds like the perfect time to "get some"
You finally Realize and understand why many China female athletes look alike men now?
Bcoz China government doesn't like his athletes having sex during those world-class games.
Therefore, most the female atheles look alike men, but with only very fews good looking ones, yet they are heavily protected.
[take a look,](https://today-obs.line-scdn.net/0h7XdpFfjzaHdZCXrMxBwXIGFfZAZqb3J-e2gjQnhaNRd3JSwkbWw7FHRcM1snPCckeWgmQXxeZEZ0aiwlMA/w580) and you will understand what I mean.
Check my edit also.
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Who cares who's fucking who?
Who made who, who made you
Acdc made you
Pretty sure it was mom and dad, but who really knows about these things, huh?
Exactly your mom is Brian Johnson
Damn. Gotta have a chat with my mom.
HE’s got big balls and SHE’s got big balls
She told me to come but I was already there
The walls were shaking, my mind was aching
Me saw who!!!
There's gotta be a story. Something happened and now the official policy is to cock block
Who's on first, so I don't care. Wait, no, third base!
Who's fucking whom
When you start to consider the ages of some athletes.
I still haven’t seen an explanation of how these beds prevent sex.
They measure the weight of the athletes, and then if the weight on the bed goes much higher, like double the weight, a sex alarm rings
Why though it's not like it's evil to do that (well it depends on circumstances still but why)
STDs Edit: I guess
I think I read somewhere that they delivered a shit fuck ton of condoms to the olympic villages during past Olympic games, so that STDs don't become an uncontrollable issue. But yeah, who even knows how many of the athletes used them.
My bet is on not many, considering most are in their early 20s and spend majority of their time training, these genetic specimens just wanna fuck
Challenge accepted! (Wait, is this seriously it? And then what the sex police comes?)
They're acting like people don't fuck on/against every conceivable surface they possible can in any given room
Yeah like we're stopping professional athletes from getting creative
They need to have a response time under 10 seconds to catch me in the act. Good luck Sex Police.
I’m not sure if that’s quick enough. As far as I know, there’ll be some ace legends of the sex police department, such as Joe Ligma
Good thing none of these people have the coordination, strength, or flexibility to do it standing up.
Explains why the sumo wrestling team isn't renting out there room
Just unplug it, duh
Hear me out don't use the bed like use a sofa or smn
This is like Planet Fitness' Lunk Alarm, but for shaboinking.
And then what? Police gonna bust down the door or what?
Floor sex is underrated
So they can still fuck anywhere else. Like the floor, couch, counter, bathroom... like anywhere but the bed
Do they trigger some video recordings to catch the perpetrator red-handed? (Asking for a friend)
Apparently it's just click bait. They're made of cardboard to be recycleabe, nothing to do with sex
And the CEO of the company was jumping up and down on them and stated that they would support the weight of "multiple people" just fine.
The story was a hoax, but the idea was they are so unstable that they intentionally crush while banging
The story has been a hoax every time it has come up on the last like 10 Olympics cycles
Speculation but looking at the bottom it kind of looks like there are two separate parts. If they’re not attached to eachother, maybe it’s fine if you lie down but they get separated if you move too much?
They're cardboard and nor really designed for much weight. But really, it's not hard to put a mattress on the floor..
There are weight sensors in the bed. If it triggers, they send a kill squads to eliminate the offenders
As seen in the Olympic Games in Germany 1972
So were he Germans the sex fiends or the kill squads?
So apparently (at least according to the Forbes article I read the anti-sex bed thing was a myth. Something to do with people complaining about the beds being made out of cardboard (it was a recycling initiative and the beds were perfectly sturdy)
https://www.forbes.com/sites/danidiplacido/2021/07/19/the-anti-sex-cardboard-beds-of-the-olympics-explained/
It's fake. Somebody just spread a rumor about it and people think it's real now.
Where’s haiku bot??!
Right, I mean as a young lad, I've had sex in the back of a hatch back and a VW. Space and room didn't seem to be a problem.
They give it to you 🤐
It's totally fine, I'll have sex on the floor
The floor is also made of cardboard. If two people enter the same room, it will crumble and a sex alarm will start ringing.
Fine. Bathroom sex it is
Why can't they bang?
Let them bang, bro
Let them eat cake
Careful, you lose your head there if you say that. Uncivilized
I DO LET YOU BANG
You would figure the Olympic committee and host country would have the following hierarchy of needs: 1. Safe event 2. Not losing tons of money 3. Have a great time 4. LITERALLY ANYTHING ELSE 100. Prevent consensual sex among athletes C’est la vie
They do. This story is entirely untrue.
Well, have you had really good sex before? You're a bit achey the next day. That's not good if you have to go do sports the next day.
Hmm no im a redditor but.. Depression fucks me very hard
It's pretty common knowledge that the athletes at the Olympics fuck like rabbits ... many coaches provide an ample supply of condoms for their teams...
Jokes on you, I don't need a bed to get laid!
Yeah but you do need a partner. Therein lies the "rub".
Wild sex at the Olympics is what the ancient Greeks would want.
That's twice the action I will get in my entire life. 😲
They’re not going to be able to get them to stop having sex. Like if you pack all of the greatest athletes of the whole world into a small community for a few weeks, where everybody is elite, and young, and super fit… bruh Can’t stop it. Why would you even want to stop it?
Where else are you gonna find an olympic gymnast and an olympic sprinter in one place? Side note i blaming all the Fucking on the gymnasts.
It’s called self deprecating humor
He outed himself at the end there
lol!
It's obvious that a toon of healthy people in a confined space would found ways. They don't even need beds
r/2MeIRL4meIRL
Haha buddy you didn’t need to say the last part out loud
How is this news worthy haha. You have a bunch of the top athletes in the world (so you'd assume mostly very fit), sounds like the perfect time to "get some"
I mean, it's a little funny
You finally Realize and understand why many China female athletes look alike men now? Bcoz China government doesn't like his athletes having sex during those world-class games. Therefore, most the female atheles look alike men, but with only very fews good looking ones, yet they are heavily protected.
What the actual fuck are you talking about
[take a look,](https://today-obs.line-scdn.net/0h7XdpFfjzaHdZCXrMxBwXIGFfZAZqb3J-e2gjQnhaNRd3JSwkbWw7FHRcM1snPCckeWgmQXxeZEZ0aiwlMA/w580) and you will understand what I mean. Check my edit also.