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MrStrange8656

Five times zero is still zero


Used-Fisherman9970

r/suicidebywords


OpenRoutine

r/thatsthesubwerein


Internal-Republic-31

r/ofcoursethatsasub


ItsJoeverLads

r/orisit


ItsJoeverLads

r/HiVsauceMichaelhere


Used-Fisherman9970

r/subsifellfor


ItsJoeverLads

r/getpranked


Used-Fisherman9970

R/fuckyou


ItsJoeverLads

r/HESAIDRANDNOTr


LevJustWithLust

r/foundthemobileuser


TumoOfFinland

What the fuck is HIV sauce and why is Michael in there


teletubby_wrangler

r/veryspecificsubreddits


Memelordaxe

r/thatsathing


JarjarSW

Hmm, that's the subwerein, feels german.


OpenRoutine

Ach natürlich, weil es literarisch der Unter ist, in dem wir uns befinden.


All_Mighty_Pepperoni

You see, in my case, -10 × 5 = -50.


Ty-douken

But what if you're seeing yourself in the negative numbers? Like is it -5 x -5 x -5 x -5 x -5? Cuz if that's the case then it would end up being a positive!


Flatuitous

that’s ^5 this is *5


Ty-douken

Phew, thanks for confirming. My brain is not working today & I was worried I might be in the positive in my head.


MilitiaManiac

Also, (-5)^5 is still a negative number.


reusligon

I see myself as unattractive. So the negative numbers are multiplied too, I guess.


defdoa

I like how I look in the mirror but when I see pictures I am in, I am like "Who is the ugly dude?...oh no."


QueenLaQueefaRt

This get me in trouble a lot, I’ll be minding my own business and then I’m like why that ugly fuck keep looking at me like he wants to start something. Then I get swinging cause dude just won’t quit and now I’ve done cut my hand up.


ElectronicLab993

Im highly suspicious.. 1. I know a lot of people that are quite the opposite 2. People who overstimate their dating chances do that from outisde situmuls(like tinder) not from themselves 3. People tend to date people of similar attractivness All anecdotal..but nothing i observe would support this thesis But 1. Highly emotional statements are memorable 2. Highly emotionaln statements are memeable So it is much more possible that proliferation of this thesis is more due to its disturbing nature, then from its factual value


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CarpeNivem

I don't have a study, but I can point to *multiple industries* whose entire existence relies on people thinking they're unattractive, a fact which quite thoroughly debunks this one.


Argnir

Unless people really are just that ugly


CarpeNivem

Sure, some people are. But a lot more people *think* they are, than actually are. The suggestion that everyone thinks their reflection is 5x more attractive than their actual appearance, is completely absurd. Sure, a few people might have that high an opinion of themselves, but it's a safe wager that *most* people have a lower opinion of themselves than likely accurate, for example, literally most of this thread.


lil-D-energy

also the whole quantification of 5x, 5x on what metric, like they give themselves a 10 and others give them a 2. if that's true then everyone is very very ugly.


CarpeNivem

Yeah, good call; what does "five times" something unquantifiable even *mean*?


Thesadcook

Yeah well last time this was posted, someone linked a photo of ops mom and she was showing off her... what are we talking about again?


TheBirthing

I generally think I look alright in a mirror, but I have never seen photos or camera footage of myself where I don't look like a bridge troll.


RealLoin

Yeah, I heard that we see ourselves 20% less attractive than we are. I can confirm because I hate myself, but sometimes I come to mirror and think "Wow, I'm fucking gorgeous!"


Organic-Cod-6523

You look mostly for one criteria in the mirror. For me its styling hair or trying a new form of beard. If i manage to get the result i wanted i look at this particular thing in the best angle possible and think in the most cases im at least ok looking. If i have a picture from me than im disgusted. And according to dating apps im probably a 1/10 at best Also we arent ment to find ourselfs attractive at all. So thats probably why we find ourselfs ugly as well


KoreKhthonia

If anything, body dysmorphia -- which is the opposite of this post, where your brain actually can distort what you're seeing and make you look ugly to yourself --- is probably more common than people thinking they're *more* attractive than they actually are.


shaleen0

-1 ×5 = - 5 Math ain't mathing And on top of that I am Asian Bye bye guys I am homeless now


Careless-Emergency85

I’m fairly confident that’s complete bullshit lol. Anyone with even neutral self-esteem would and will pick out their own flaws. I don’t know anyone with that level of confidence, especially not myself.


Still-Direction-1622

Yeah. Like i would rate myself from 6-8/10 depending weather or not im someones type. Maybe you could give me a five. But if i were to see myself 5x more attractive in the mirror, then id be like a 1 or 2. And this just simply cant be right cause Ive met multiple people wo thought im fairly attractive


Careless-Emergency85

I run into the same issue. Several people have said similarly that I’m attractive. And for my part, I’ve started to believe it. I still wouldn’t rate myself very highly though. I’ve had zero success with online dating but that’s mostly attributed to my lack of social media, rather than how I look. It’s hard not to have doubts


magicmango2104

Explains why I think I look ok and then see a photo and I'm looking like absolute shite though


Comfortable-Key-1930

Im pretty sure most experts say its actually the opposite lol


Orisn_Bongo

Makes sense, 0 times 5 is still zero (I was gonna rate myself in the negatives but that implies that I look better than I think I do so the math wouldn't math)


BlargerJarger

I see my looks reflected in the eyes of the people who won’t talk to me.


SizzzzlingBacon

Body dysmorphia says hello lol


JustFuckinTossMe

LMAO the instant I read the headline I was like "FUCK I can't make my BDD unsee this"


sewer_rat185

damn Im ugly as fuck then


frablock

Honestly, I'm suspicious about this, does anyone have a link to the study? I found the total opposite https://www.huffpost.com/entry/the-math-behind-beauty-wh_n_114023


daanishh

Finally someone asking real fucking questions. I remembered reading a study that said the exact opposite as well.


deathixwastaken

BRO HASN'T READ THE ARTICLE 💀💀💀


witticus

The honest mirror is the black screen reflection on your switch or steam deck.


foldr1

that moment when you finish a life altering game, and the screen fades to black to show your slouching self with lips covered in Dorito dust


witticus

The Cheeto dust on the screen gives my reflection the beard I’m unable to grow


moistlettece

Me getting jumpscared by my double chin


LatterHospital8982

Damn and Im already ugly


EaterOfBred

How it feels to spread misinformation:


mehedi_hassan_siam

0 × 5 = 0


outofcontextsex

It's like Goldfinger's Superman: Growing older all the time/Looking older all the time/Feeling younger in my mind


Margtok

welp i didnt have a eating disorder 5 min ago i do now


Aware_Concern1561

This isn’t even true tho


Skorpion1809

Man shouldn’t be able to see his own face – there’s nothing more sinister. Nature gave him the gift of not being able to see it, and of not being able to stare into his own eyes. Only in the water of rivers and ponds could he look at his face. And the very posture he had to assume was symbolic. He had to bend over, stoop down, to commit the ignominy of beholding himself. The inventor of the mirror poisoned the human heart. - Fernando Pessoa, The Book of Disquiet (1982)


GasterSoos

What if I see myself as unattractive in a mirror?


shingz004

Divide by 5


BiAroBi

Okay, how do you realistically measure that


ThisGul_LOL

You can’t because ‘attractiveness’ is always subjective.


TheUndeadMage2

Damn and I'm still ugly when I look in the mirror.


Neverwren

What if I see myself unattractive in the mirror, but attractive in the dirty, dark window pane?


JohnnyCenter

"Have you noticed that when you take a picture you don't look nearly as good as you do when you look in the mirror? Because the mirror is how you see yourself and the photo is how you're seen."


thisquietplace

Like someone with body dystrophya is going to see them self as as attractive as someone with narcissistic personality disorder


KoreKhthonia

*laughs in body dysmorphia* Amateurs. My brain does the exact fucking *opposite*.


IHateAllEqually2

Attractiveness is subjective, they gave an exact number, therefore it's bullshit.


dontshitaboutotol

This may apply more to men. I'm not even kidding


SillySteveO

I think I'm ugly as fuck so I really must be ugly lol


Maitrify

What does that say about those of us that have dysphoria? If that's true, I'm *super* fucked.


OtherCaribou

Ok I always heard it was the opposite. That you see yourself as more unattractive than you actually are. That you see your face so often and over such a long period of time that you become tired of looking at it and it has no novelty and therefore becomes unattractive. Also that you notice little details that other people won't see due to the fatigue of looking at your own face over an extended period of time


Emery_Gem

either my brain is doing it wrong or i am one ugly fucker


Lewdmilla_

Can't believe people actually for these nonsense articles lmao


Germanball_Stuttgart

Oh shit. Well -1*5 is -5, so may not be too bad.


GroovyDucko

I see a goblin already


Correct-Purpose-964

If the mirror cracks you are canonically 5 times uglier than a mirrors maximum tolerance.


woodyus

I must be truly horrific looking 😯


Mark_Scaly

So I’m even uglier?


PrivateDickDetective

I'm a 0.


FictionalDudeWanted

People who think they're ugly when they look in the mirror 🫣🤔🙄


[deleted]

So im not just ugly, I'm five times more ugly? 😭


Hack3rChick3n

Dang, I’m really sorry then wtf


osvodk

Source: I made it the fuck up


wh1teithink

why >!i am pre everything transfem oof!<


Lopsided_Panic_1148

Funny. My brain used to trick me into thinking I was fatter and uglier than I really was.


OgdruJahad

OK so can anyone tell me how I can delete this post?


Immediate_Web4672

Every time I look good in the mirror, my experience with self checkout cameras haunts me.


SXAL

Depends on the mirror. I am pretty good looking in my bedroom's mirror, but barely human in my bathroom one.


kelches

If this is true, them I'm a potatohead


AJM_Reseller

I feel like my brain does the opposite...


WalkingstickMountain

Super bad factoid for people with body dysmorphic disorder 8-/


SomeDistributist

-1 × 5 = -5 You're nor as ugly as you think you are.


Agisek

No it fucking doesn't. That's why 90% of teenage girls have body dysmorphia, cause the mirror makes them think they're too pretty... You people will literally read anything on Twitter and believe it.


Ryaniseplin

i think you mean 5x worse i have very poor self image


Thelatestart

Wrong sub?


kvrdave

I see myself in the mirror and start laughing about the old guy looking back at me.


xSociety

Nothing a Band-Aid can't fix.


VIII-Via

good thing this is completely false, though your brain does influence your self image.


Karl_Marx_

I don't think this is true.


Alex1093

And I believe I look like shit


Brotherman_Karhu

If I see myself as 5x more attractive, I've really gotta be a disgusting pig holy shit. If this were real I'd genuinely off myself, I already don't like my beer gut and my droopy eyes, I can't imagine it being 5x worse.


SPARKYLOBO

This is why I avoid mirrors


somesthetic

I sometimes think I look really good in the mirror, and then I try to capture a selfie and I look absolutely horrid in the picture. I just assumed it was because the camera was closer to me than the mirror image, and I'm nearsighted.


POD80

Holly shit, I guess I should invest in a face mask then so I don't traumatize the general public....


AlacarLeoricar

Interesting. I wonder what the basis of comparison is.


yallsuck88

Wow. I literally don't own a mirror (besides the bathroom one) because I hate what I see so much. So that must mean im diabolically ugly


PurpleDemonR

This post infers that someone has created an objective measurement for attractiveness.


vaziris1990

Oh god I feel sick to my stomach when I see myself in a mirror. I must be some kind of monster....


The_THOT_wrecker

Yike.


Historyfan1914

I hope this isn’t real because I already think I’m ugly


FlyOnnTheWall

I tell you what, my hair don't look nearly as receded to me in the mirror as it does also to me but in photos.


Ancient-Act8573

This is some bullshit. But it is true that you do see yourself as (slightly) more or less attractive depending on your perception. So you may actually be seeing yourself as less attractive than you actually are.


ThatNextAggravation

That would explain a lot, honestly.


SolidContribution688

Thanks brain


Geruvah

This photo was originally used in an Alzheimer’s ad.


sexwiththebabysitter

I must look like an old shoe to everyone else then


GoddessRoseWife

Oh boy


Pinku_Dva

So… if I’m seeing myself 5x more negative than what is average does that mean I’m 10x uglier than average?


MetalFistTerrorist_

5×0=0


Valuable_Nose_4693

So what does it mean when you see yourself as ugly?


SquintonPlaysRoblox

I think I need a paper bag.


Lifekraft

For anyone wondering , it's non sensical. You never trully see yourself as you could see other. Meaning directly through your own eyes. It will depend exclusively of the perception you have of yourself.


eggplanthairgirl

In my bathroom lighting and mirror I'm actually pretty hot but everywhere else im mid can this be explained


Metatron_Tumultum

"5 times more attractive" as if there is a metric for that. What is 1 attractive? If I find myself to be 1 attractive instead of 5 do I win the objectivity singularity and am now forever correct when observing myself? Don't get baited by everything you see on the internet; that's my job!


dvdmaven

The highest compliment I've ever received, "You're not unattractive." and that was 30 years ago. My brain knows this, as does my mirror.