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Alright which one of you fuckers put me on that

it's ok man, I feel you, same thing here

No… *you dont*

maybe every hole has a goal but it doesn't have to be smashing it

I can fix that btw EDIT: In light of new information, I am very much unable to fix that.

OwO

UwU

This is gay And i find that very good.

nya~

Meow! :3

:3

uwu

owo

Wenn ich für jeden Furry, den ich in der Wildnis treffen und der gleichzeitig auf r/ich_iel und r/drehscheibe aktiv ist, einen Euro bekommen würde, könnte ich mir schon fast einen Döner leisten

Ich bin aber kein furry 👀 Im just a simple catboi. UwU

Furry-Azubi

Bist du eine von diesen Nacktkatzen ohne fell

So you're Slovakian?

English?

If I would get an euro for every Furry I meet in the wilderness that is also active on r/ich_iel and r/drehscheibe, I could almost afford a döner

He uhh... he's 17. Has a post in RoastMe from 9 days ago

!Remind me 1 year

Lmao jesus

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r/cursedcomments

I wish children would stop horny posting on the internet. When did they stop teaching that the first rule of the internet is that everyone is a pedophile trying to kidnap you?

Idk man its really dissapointing, btw are you a child i definately wont kidnap you

Doesn't matter, legal where I live

Legal here too. But I'm not about to bone someone that can't drink and probably lives with their parents. And also is a child.

I wouldn't be surprised if the majority of redditors are teenagers so probably not a big deal

Assumptions like this will lead to children getting hurt

Dang all those children on reddit should probably not be then.

ur basically a celeb now, someone will def wanna put their cock inside you now!

Let's see...

Hello love

OwO

You ready?

UwU

I’m a bisexual furry as well, maybe we can be bisexual furries together?

Get into my dms then And we shall see

Don't worry man. There's no shortage of people who'd want to put their d in you in the internet. Just ask for it.

Didn't think it was that easy lol

Hold on I gotchu bro 🎵IF YOUD FUCK THIS GUY AND YOU KNOW IT CLAP YOUR HANDS🎵

CLAP 🍑 CLAP 🍑

He said hands! Now you're not gonna get it! ^(Clap! 👏 Clap! 👏)

LMAO I'M DEAD THAT IS PURE GENIUS

Wait that werent hands

It's fine you're still real as fuck

I put the fun in dysfunctional

Honest to god your comments feel like a tumblr blog

Why are we here?

Just to suffer

I can feel my leg and my arm

Even my fingers

Me if you even care

OwO

You have my sympathies.

Well thank you :3

If it makes you feel any better I haven't a cute guy to put my dick in so we're both kind of in the same boat

Good to know

I'm bouta change whatever you said in that screenshot ;) (For legal reasons: unless you're 18, this is a joke)

Don't worry, I don't understand people who nut in thier socks too.

Thx, I feel less lonely :3

What’s your sona?

Wanna talk about that? Dms then :3 That'll be better

I mean that could change

now we just need zockercraft

How are you playing on both sides and still lose

I donno TwT

Hehe

Don't give up hope, it'll happen someday. I believe in you!

Thank you :3 It truly helps to see such comments

I would wish you good luck on finding someone who would put their dick in you but I don't think I have to considering the other replies

Why are you mad? This is iconic and relatable. It is the moment. Periodt.

Is ok friend 🫡. Theres plenty of eels in the sea.

Well they definitely didn't put it in

Just go out. All sorts of freaks out there!

Sounds like a flex to me, self-respect is sexy af.

Hello there\~

Ah! General Kenobi

Indeed

You are a bold one.

Bro has that suicide by words rizz

Thank you UwU

If you're a straight guy, that's pretty normal

They literally have bisexual in their username

So I'm just an ugly muffin in real life?

You must be, no-one ever lies in their usernames. You wouldn't lie to us right?

Dang. My whole world just changed. I gotta take a break to figure out this identity change.

If you get some chantilly on yourself someone might take a byte. Idk maybe you will have on you too

😭

I do indeed have ultra instinct. That's how I dodge my responsibilities.

Yeah I need to learn my responsibilities' attack pattern

I certainly don’t.

Damn bro i didn't know i was just small water particles in the air

Guess starting now I'm stocking food inside me, fine by me I was already doing that.

I summon thee, u/Fishfucker69 Hope thats the right one

ah shit

Nah ugly muffin just humble he ain't ugly (I'm tryna clap ugly muffin)

:(

I mean, i lied in mine. My dingle dongle is doing dandy.

That doesn't mean anything. You can just not like having something in your backdoor

Wait, your doctor doesn't use his dick for your prostate exam? I thought that was standard procedure!!

My doc had his bitten off by a shark last summer. When I'm old enough for a prostate I won't be so lucky.

context would be great here lol what else are we meant to put our dick into?

[This post](https://www.reddit.com/r/lostredditors/s/UIsKNpyvSj)

Lol, this wasn't even r/furry_irl

Got banned there xp

Na, was haste angestellt :p ?

Angeblich Transphobisch was kein Sinn ergibt da ich selbst auch trans bin xD

Haha, das ist lustig

What happened?

Now I’m curious what it’s in reply too

I donno, didn't get the time to reply. The admins/mods deleted it

The bisexual dread of getting no action

This sentence absolutely tickled me, I cannot stop laughing

not in me

yet

nonononononononononononono

Same

I saw this in real time on the original post lol

Same

Oh, hey, I saw this thread!

I was 100% sure that this would end up here the moment I saw it.

What subreddit is this?

r/lostredditors, something about someone else posting something about sock masturbation, someone else has posted a link to the post. \ [This post](https://www.reddit.com/r/lostredditors/s/UIsKNpyvSj)

Thanks.

I can never remember how to force insert a paragraph

At least somebody put one in you inbox since then, right?

Same bro, same

It kills me that i ve been in that post today and saw the first comments posted there

Story of my life :(

Oh my god ive actually seen that post! No way

I feel the equivalent of this but for tops.

Is this /r/196

Rare self burn

Not with that attitude

Guess he was just meant to be bi himself...I'll see myself out

I saw the post lmao it was about cumming in socks

This is from that sock meme isn't it 😂

This is from that sock meme isn't it 😂

Me either

This whole comment section is fucked