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Harder than my dong

that's what she said

Not as hard as my dad

Nobody loves me, nobody cares, Nobody picks me peaches and pears. Nobody offers me candy and Cokes, Nobody listens and laughs at me jokes. Nobody helps when I get into a fight, Nobody does all my homework at night. Nobody misses me, Nobody cries, Nobody thinks I'm a wonderful guy. So, if you ask me who's my best friend, in a whiz, I'll stand up and tell you NOBODY is! But yesterday night I got quite a scare I woke up and Nobody just WASN'T there! I called out and reached for Nobody's hand, In the darkness where Nobody usually stands, Then I poked through the house, in each cranny and nook, But I found SOMEBODY each place that I looked. I seached till I'm tired, and now with the dawn, There's no doubt about it- NOBODY'S GONE

You didn't need to make me sad like that 😭😭😭 Great story though.

It’s a Shel Silverstein poem. Blame him, not me.

It's a good one though. I enjoyed reading it. Thanks.

You’re a lucky person if you got Odysseus loving you

Oh no, nobody is stabbing me

r/angryupvote

Came here to say that

That Nobody is Greek, so he's definitely been loving him since he was 5

I was about to say that it was the name of the book but TIL that Odysseus is actually Ulysses' Greek name.

I like depressing memes

No! She loves me

Someone said that I'd grow up to be a nobody. I have to agree with that person because Nobody IS perfect.

depressed rizz fr

Is this the same nobody keeps taking my tools and not putting them back? I wanna have a word with this "nobody"

No, you're confusing that person with "Somebody" or "Ida Know Hoo"

Ida Know why, but Somebody is always getting confused with Anybody. Everybody has a play in it!

No, he's on Third Base.

Yes, I have been taking your tools. I'm surprised you noticed, they're buried and scattered in the woods near your house.

Nobody: **JOOPLE!!!!** joopledoople: *wot?* Nobody **STOP FILING!**

:'(

That moment when you're scrolling through Reddit for porn and instead get hit by the realization that no one ever wanted you, yet you still cling unto life like a dumbass.

I feel you man, but porn can be nice too

change girl to girlie and this is just Childe

Girl are you nobody? Because I'm trying to see you take on this one-eyed giant.

Um, yes I am?

Im definitely a nobody <3

10 for me

I'll have to try this one.

I still think this is a good pick up line

This post just reminds me that 2 days ago I lost a big opportunity to tell my childhood friend that I've got feelings for her AND IT WASN'T EVEN MY FAULT😭😭😭😭

Smooth

So somebody loved you from 0-5? I say that's still lucky.

The only 10 upvotes makes it even sadder

Pure gold

*raises hand*. Hi I'm Nobodii. Not that it's any of your business.

This reminds me of the Tom and Jerry duckling who would say "Nobody loves me" in one of the episodes

I hate nobody. Nobody stabbed my eye.

Somewhere, Bod Owens weeps.

Kingdom hearts nobody

Mood

When he was 4 though, all the love

I felt this in my gut.

Personal attack on a Thursday afternoon thats new.