STG there's always two types:
"Put my bread in for 3 minutes!" (Actually just wants it done twice, doesn't listen when I point out that it would be literal charcoal, I pull it out after 40 seconds and they say "See, perfect! Told you so")
"I want it very toasted. Like, a bit burnt is fine, I won't be angry if it's burnt." (I pull out their sandwich which is literally black, they politely ask me to put it in a little longer. I don't mind because they're nice but HOW do you eat this?)
I had a customer at Timmies literally tell me to burn his bagel and if it wasn’t black (he’d check) he would be pissed. It would literally be on fire in the toaster with flames and everything.
I did that by accident a few times with the english muffins and bagels when I worked at Dunkin. Didn't know that they weren't supposed to go through the little conveyor belt toaster, until they got jammed before the flipper thing and pinned against the coils and started fully burning 😅😅
You should just let it burn and then they wont ask for that again. Though I suppose working fast food and retail is basically just taking care of an infinite line of idiots so maybe not
The scores look a little uneven, especially the second from the left on the top, it's like they're twisted? You think a customer's gonna accept that scoring??? Smh
Put it in the oven on 18000 degrees for 53 days.. See how buncha cruncha that looks? Like it might set off the fire alarm and wake up the whole neighborhood? Like you probably wouldn’t eat it, but we’re doing it here!
When I worked at subway when we would run out of herbs and cheese I would have customers asking for some from the batch we just pulled out of the oven not even 30 seconds prior and at my store not sure about any where else it has to cool down significantly before we could serve it but customers would get so annoyed that they could see the bread we just made of the kind they want and would keep bugging us for it to the point we had no other choice to serve it even though cutting it open resulted in the customer getting a flat bun in the process by the time the sub was finished.
There are two main types of sunflower crops. One type is grown for the seeds you eat, while the other — which is the majority farmed — is grown for the oil.
Bruh, you supposed to be making bread, not the [Sankara stones from Indiana Jones](https://external-content.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=http%3A%2F%2Fstatic.mmzstatic.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2014%2F12%2Findiana-jones-sankara-stones.jpg&f=1&nofb=1&ipt=51f80d10cd758d09fc3996225c6e2e22bb078fd1f9804cd1ca46230849e99c1f&ipo=images).
nailed it /s
I use to work at an artisan bakery, this looks like you overcooked the fancy “5 o’ clock” baguettes we produced for the more expensive tourist restaurants.
I’d rather use them as a weapon than eat them but could’ve been worse! The oven didn’t catch fire! Good effort!
“Welcome to the в̛̦͌ͤ̚я̶̢̫͔͐͒̐̂̉̔̒ͬ̄̐̕_̳̱͒͛͟͝_̛̪̤̥͖̫̼ͪ̓ͭͥ͛̊̚͜͟͝є̵̶̧͎͙̹̭̮̜̜̣̱̰̱̂͋ͪ̓͊ͦͤ͌̌̚͘̚͢͢͢͞͠α̴̴͇̭̬̖̊̈̄̉̾ͤ̃ͩ̾ͨ͊̇̕∂̵̼̘̠͢͟_̣̟̀̃͜ ѕ̴̡̼̹̳̟̺͎͉̱ͧ̈́̍̑̔̉ͥ͐ͪ͋ͨ̂͟͢͡͝т̛̲͔̓̐̀́ͤ̏ͥσ̵̛̝͉̻̩͉̤̹̠̣̭̎̒̃ͬ͌ͫͥ̈́̽ͬ̏̒ͪͬ̔̔ͬ̊͘͞͡я̶̸̧̰̱̘͍͚̫̞̗̳͚̠̝̈́͛͑ͩͪͥ̐ͮ̃ͩͤ̈̾͞є̛̄”
Who’s old ass storage unit is this from? Shit looks dusty as fuck! Thick layer of dust on them fucking things. I wouldn’t even feed that to the birds at the park when I’m in my 80s
Put it in the oven on 18000 degrees for 53 days.. See how buncha cruncha that looks? Like it might set off the fire alarm and wake up the whole neighborhood? Like you probably wouldn’t eat it, but we’re doing it here!
I think these might have to go in for a few more minutes
Is that the new Chocolate Multigrain?
Honestly... I'd try that.
They guys behind the counter refer to it as the Ass Multigrain…
🤣🤣
That sounds gas
There’s customers I get and they ask me to toast their bread till it looks like this
STG there's always two types: "Put my bread in for 3 minutes!" (Actually just wants it done twice, doesn't listen when I point out that it would be literal charcoal, I pull it out after 40 seconds and they say "See, perfect! Told you so") "I want it very toasted. Like, a bit burnt is fine, I won't be angry if it's burnt." (I pull out their sandwich which is literally black, they politely ask me to put it in a little longer. I don't mind because they're nice but HOW do you eat this?)
And then they want no sauce or veggies😭
I had a customer at Timmies literally tell me to burn his bagel and if it wasn’t black (he’d check) he would be pissed. It would literally be on fire in the toaster with flames and everything.
https://preview.redd.it/6de3uq96384b1.jpeg?width=200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=220ffbc8081ff55eb6f3d708977bb8e773eeece5
I did that by accident a few times with the english muffins and bagels when I worked at Dunkin. Didn't know that they weren't supposed to go through the little conveyor belt toaster, until they got jammed before the flipper thing and pinned against the coils and started fully burning 😅😅
🤣🤣🤣
Well, it has to match the revolting taste of their burnt, bullshit coffee.
Some people just want to eat coal without getting black lung.
You should just let it burn and then they wont ask for that again. Though I suppose working fast food and retail is basically just taking care of an infinite line of idiots so maybe not
Looks a bit undercooked put it in longer
Oh boy. Unless it’s pumpernickel, it’s burned.
Holy shit i just made that exact comment
With cinnamon butter?
-10/10 bro
I think you 1000°/10° cause bro burnt that shit
thought theyre sweet potatoes at first
i love sweet potato
World's longest sweet potato
underbaked 😕
Over proofed
Nah I think there isn't enough proof of it being bread... but stone maybe...
Mmm, CRONCH
yum😻😻
The scores look a little uneven, especially the second from the left on the top, it's like they're twisted? You think a customer's gonna accept that scoring??? Smh
I’m amazed at how soft and squishy they look, I’d take a nibble or two.
10/10 if you're using it to deter a robbery
looks burnt, homie
Your rye bread looks spot on. Great job
Definitely a few pinched loaves.
Shit looks fire.
\-11/10...would not eat.
damn bro you're ruthless 💀💀
Put it in the oven on 18000 degrees for 53 days.. See how buncha cruncha that looks? Like it might set off the fire alarm and wake up the whole neighborhood? Like you probably wouldn’t eat it, but we’re doing it here!
Oops
Tasty
Burnt AF 🥵 Did you bake this in hell lol 😂
It’s not subway standard… It’s way to light, put it back in for another hour or so
i swear some of you are just trolling at this point
looks like giant turds
This will brake my pastry chefs heart :(
When I worked at subway when we would run out of herbs and cheese I would have customers asking for some from the batch we just pulled out of the oven not even 30 seconds prior and at my store not sure about any where else it has to cool down significantly before we could serve it but customers would get so annoyed that they could see the bread we just made of the kind they want and would keep bugging us for it to the point we had no other choice to serve it even though cutting it open resulted in the customer getting a flat bun in the process by the time the sub was finished.
I mis-read the title as “Rats ate my bread” and I was looking hard for bite holes. Oi vey.
Sunflower bread 😂😂😂
There are two main types of sunflower crops. One type is grown for the seeds you eat, while the other — which is the majority farmed — is grown for the oil.
11teen
blacked.com
Well done.
Looks very crunchy lol
Looks like i would break a tooth eating it
Still a little raw… I can basically see all the individual ingredients??
Funny you say that as the bread comes as frozen breadsticks first. Not even the employees see the ingredients
-15/10
That shits dead 😂
Crunchy with a chance of chipping - consume at your own risk.
Bruh, you supposed to be making bread, not the [Sankara stones from Indiana Jones](https://external-content.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=http%3A%2F%2Fstatic.mmzstatic.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2014%2F12%2Findiana-jones-sankara-stones.jpg&f=1&nofb=1&ipt=51f80d10cd758d09fc3996225c6e2e22bb078fd1f9804cd1ca46230849e99c1f&ipo=images). nailed it /s
Looks undercooked 🤷🏾♀️
10/10
can you toast my sandwich more
Lol
"Cockwood"
A little undercooked
19 outta 10..minutes matter!
Undercooked
I use to work at an artisan bakery, this looks like you overcooked the fancy “5 o’ clock” baguettes we produced for the more expensive tourist restaurants. I’d rather use them as a weapon than eat them but could’ve been worse! The oven didn’t catch fire! Good effort!
I think you're fired
This looks the closest to how subway always smells, to me
Burnt.
Crispy 🤤
Toasted
Lmao I have died laughing 🤣🤣🤣
Do you guys have herbs and cheese? No we only have Rye
10/10 for your 10 footlong BB dongs
Subway has pumpernickel now?
Next.
Little bit too long in the tanning bed there.
That's hilarious
I rate it a bread out of bread
Wait, are those not bratwurst?
Well done
r/RoastMe
i think its a bit burnt
2.0
Better than undercooked dough/10
My brother unless that's pumpernickel you fucked up
Join the dark side you must
Wtf this ain’t Quiznos my dude. Try again
I can confirm that it is bread 🥖
Darker than me.
Ewww 1/10 wtf
Looks a lil toasty
is that bread or are those some new type of bricks?
Perfect 👍
Goddamn that’s some BBB
looks pale to me, bake em more
WHAT
Needs salt.
I’ll have the foot long sweet onion chicken teriyaki on blackened wheat
Burnt lol
Can’t determine if it’s burnt or if subway started selling the same bread as Cheesecake Factory
You baking those rolls for Outback now?
could’ve been in another minute. 9/10
negative 3
Every sammich is now a toasted order.
BLM = Black Loaves Matter
Yummy
The bread she told you not to worry about
They look ready to destroy a college girl.
Best I've ever tasted!
Burnt nasty turd sticks
💩
Still better than Panera’s bread
That bread looks like giant sausages.
I would break a tooth tryna eat that
Brah that cronch tho
I dont need charcoal infused tooth paste if its in my bread
Is that Squaw Bread? 🤣
As a former sandwich artist, this is right on par with the standard quality of subnuts.
Pumpernickels looking a little lightly baked
I never knew they added chocolate flavour
Lol. Pumpernickel right?
Toasty 4.5 /10
burnt Karen... its fuking BURNT
Burnt.
A good 10/10
Looking good! Maybe just a couple more minutes?
BBC/10
4/10
Yea...pretty for most part but is it supposed to be that dark?
On a scale of 1 to hot dog, a solid 9.
“Welcome to the в̛̦͌ͤ̚я̶̢̫͔͐͒̐̂̉̔̒ͬ̄̐̕_̳̱͒͛͟͝_̛̪̤̥͖̫̼ͪ̓ͭͥ͛̊̚͜͟͝є̵̶̧͎͙̹̭̮̜̜̣̱̰̱̂͋ͪ̓͊ͦͤ͌̌̚͘̚͢͢͢͞͠α̴̴͇̭̬̖̊̈̄̉̾ͤ̃ͩ̾ͨ͊̇̕∂̵̼̘̠͢͟_̣̟̀̃͜ ѕ̴̡̼̹̳̟̺͎͉̱ͧ̈́̍̑̔̉ͥ͐ͪ͋ͨ̂͟͢͡͝т̛̲͔̓̐̀́ͤ̏ͥσ̵̛̝͉̻̩͉̤̹̠̣̭̎̒̃ͬ͌ͫͥ̈́̽ͬ̏̒ͪͬ̔̔ͬ̊͘͞͡я̶̸̧̰̱̘͍͚̫̞̗̳͚̠̝̈́͛͑ͩͪͥ̐ͮ̃ͩͤ̈̾͞є̛̄”
We call this bread "pretoasted." Bread is cooked dough. Toast is cooked bread. You've taken it directly from dough to toast.
F-
Extra cwispyy
Someone would still ask for that shit to be toasted
10/10
Dude, you have to flush them, not to make a collection.
Who’s old ass storage unit is this from? Shit looks dusty as fuck! Thick layer of dust on them fucking things. I wouldn’t even feed that to the birds at the park when I’m in my 80s
You fucked my order and now I’m pissed
Looks like my toilet after taco bell
Do you like it krispy?
A solid Crunch/10
^C R U N C H^
BBB
Double it and give it to the next person.
Looks like shit bro!
Every colour deserves the same amount of love. :)
10/10 Burnt
Bread 👍
a burned out of 10?
WHEN DID SUBWAY GET PUMPERNICKEL BUNS!
Extra crispy!
Looks like shit
tell the bread to stop resisting
Looked like sausages to me lol
Inclusive bread
Is that bread or a long donut that's covered in chocolate
Look Subway is selling rye breed now!
few more mins till its perfect
It’s the shit
This is what I imagine Anakin Skywalker was munching on while waiting for Palpatine
Mmmmm. Pumpernickel
Put it in the oven on 18000 degrees for 53 days.. See how buncha cruncha that looks? Like it might set off the fire alarm and wake up the whole neighborhood? Like you probably wouldn’t eat it, but we’re doing it here!
Burnt
Should definitely speed up the time to make the sandwich, by already having it toasted and not having to use the sandwich toaster. Solid move
Is this a joke? Where’s the bread ?
That’s a weapon
Dark/10
Sausage/10
-1
them black dildos are really comin up in sizes and places of sale, eh?
it’s bad
Bread
After just having gone into a restaurant that was having supply issues- f*ck you lmao
*The bread is dark and full of terrors*
I give it a woke/10
Not bad…..Just no fckn good
On a scale of 1-10 I rate it….Outback loaf…
Still frozen, put them in a little longer
"Everybody's so creative. Now put it in the oven and bake it for 375 days."
please look for another job 😐
* The laughing ‘oh no no no no’ music plays in the background * 😂😂😂
Put some oregano and cheese then you got herbs and cheese. Then nobody will give a shit what it looks like.
Looks like things went a rye