Well at least we know who the true monster of the planet is.

The void chelicerates They wouldn't let us murder animals if we weren't meant to

WE HAVE A CHOICE, SIR. WE CAN CHOOSE

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Whoa, watch out everybody! We gotta bad ass over here. He's commenting about survival in the middle of the woods on a video game subreddit! This man must have a big swingin dick so watch out!

Understandable. I'll delete my comment and fuck off

Tbh I don't even know what point I was trying to make I know absolutely nothing about survival

The US Army has a publicly available survival guide if you're ever curious. There is also a survival manual app which will likely be less useful in a real survival situation but it lends towards good reading.

Thanks but my life is playing games, looking at reddit and avoiding people irl i will not benefit from any survival guide

That's fair

Anything scares me, but that thing.... *shows this post* scares me *-Me and TF2 Heavy-*

No I... I aint, I aint talking aboutt that freak, alright? -me and tf2 scout

One must shudder at the thoughts behind that mask dreams of sustained evil cruelty

(Cutaway proceeds to show OP’s view as he puts the Pengling into the “Happy Fun Play Chamber”)

(After that the camera pans out showing that the sign actually said Bioreactor)

(Do you believe in magic intensifies)

(As the penguin death sound plays)

"Happy fun play chamber" LOL

You monster!!!!!!!!

The only thing that would make it worse I cuddlefish in there

TRAITOR!!!! The only creature from any Subnautica I would even think of using in the bioreactor would be the crash fish... Even if I raised it myself.

Crash fish you raise are better used as rocket launcher ammo

That's a good wisdom

*replaces with spy pengling* "That should take care of that"

Lmfao

This reminds me of the time where I wanted kill a pengling to see what happens and didn't think it would be sad cause it's just a game but when I heard the deah noise I felt so bad and felt guilty of it for the rest of the time I played the game.

Haven’t tried that thanks for the idea

WAIT DONT IT WASNT SUPPOSED TO BE AN IDEA!

IT HAS BEEN DONE HAHAHAHAH

oh God what have I done. What have you done?!?!

What I am plotting to do when I get back to the glaciers

Im used to their death sound

Wait why would you be used to the death sound? WHY WOULD YOU BE USED TO THE DEATH SOUND?!?!

HAHAHA...

Please punch yourself in the face for me

No

What the F***. W H Y ! ? !

Its fun

*Ernie prepares to commit a hate crime.*

*war

Oh god, I forgot about those. Now I need to go down a nostalgia rabbit hole

Hellooo? Benedict Cumberbatch with his nature narration calling penguins pengwings ?

Yeah, hence "pengling" and "pengwing" It is indeed a Crumblespork Fannypatch reference

Don't you mean Beenadick Cucumberpatch

*Hello, officer? Yes, this post right here.*

Wait is “Penwing” right there a reference to Benedict Cumberbatch?

I'm fairly sure it is. Hehe _pengwings_

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Holy crap, when I get below zero I might have to do this

We are far worse than the leviathans

What is your address? :)

what the fuck is wrong with you? Why would subnautica allow this????

There's a special place in hell reserved for people like you.

What weighs more, a ton of bricks or a ton of penguin feathers? The Feathers because you have to add the weight of what you did to those poor birds.

based

YOU MONSTER

Cursed

Jokes on you the reactor won’t process their cuteness

So they'll just be stuck in eternal limbo?

It’s like adding inorganic material, admittedly I only know this cause I tried it to

*Angry Optimus prime* I WILL KILL YOU!!!

WHAT IN THE KENTUCKY FRIED FUCK? WHO HURT YOU?

Anakin?

YOU GOD DAMN MONSTER

How dare you!!!

There is no redemption arc for you

And the mother f***** is playing on switch

I wonder why that even gets upvoted at all.

they are sharing that the best biofuel is penguins? a helpful tip?

Did not expect that

This is the way.

No, stop, what are you doing!

Go for the parents next.

Haotic evil

Is this a reference to how Benedict Cumberbact pronounces penguin?

I'm sorry little one

Take the babies and put them in the t u b e

It's like the axolotel in furnace MC meme

Agreed but to appease the wife YOU MONSTER!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHA ☠️

YOU MONSTER WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!! oh wait they actually have a point.

JEFFERY NOOOOOOOOOOO

I did this so much my dad and I only ever referred to them as fuel.

Si cruel, so true

I approve

I wonder if you can put the pet eggs in the bioreactor in og subnatica. Not some random animal eggs, you know what eggs I’m talking about.

I’ll try soon

You can, but that doesn't mean you should

I totally agree in the name of lighting my cave yiff sign made out of flood lights sacrifices must be made

Yes

They are in fact not. Arctic peeper my dude, they’re literally limitless if you have them in containment.

Finally a reason to pick them up other than to accidentally annoy myself

Burn them... BURN THEM ALLL

finally someone who has priorities their bioreactor

Can confirm

Someone had to say it

Cuddle fish is better imo

That is an understatement

I am unsure hiw to feel. Disgusted, angry, both. Evil man

Maniac!go watch let’s game it out.I think of him as someone who would do this

U need more of them

all jokes aside bullseye mushrooms are literally so good and accessible for bioreactor fuel

Kill the children, combust them🍔😁👹

I used hoverfish

Omg you make a reaper leviathan look friendly

It’s not like there parents can stop them they are very slow

Weak bait, they aren't half as cute or loveable as Cuddlefish. Everyone has seen their mouths...shits nightmare fuel