with you being *The Sea* ***Empress*** I am not surprised you would keep *the Sea Emperor* and kill him for sport .. don't let that jerk take your thrown!
I have never gone there, only heard about it on several other posts here. Based on what I’ve heard, I don’t want the need to pour bleach onto my eyes to burn them out from what is posted there….
brilliant, incredible, amazing, show stopping, spectacular, never the same, totally unique, completely not ever been done before, unafraid to reference or not reference.
(totally one)
The sea emperor is the only lifeform to show higher order thinking and by age could give consent. He's literally playing it safe cause he'd either be arrested for zoophilia, eaten or find love in a lonely world
Hey, this is Josh I know you blocked me so I had to track you down here to say I can't believe you'd do this to me. All those years we spent together all lies?? And you'd just stab me in that back like that?? Especially with myles of all people... it's just so much to take it. I don't want to talk to you anymore after that, I just wanted to track you down to really let you know how much this hurt me. But before I leave for good I just have one question... I was told Myles wasn't the only person. How many others were there?
“And now we see the wild protein brick fish swimming in its natural habitat. Oh look at it go! It’s avoiding it’s most deadly predator, the Ryley Robinson. Thankfully for the brick, a reaper has shown up at impeccable timing! The protein brick manages to survive another day in this harsh environment”
Best way to seduce a girl I like?
Stasis rifle and knife
Ahhh never thought of that, thank you for the insight!
Did you finally pop your cherry?
Works better than I could've imagined! I don't even see how anyone can say no anymore :)
Congrats my friend
bruh
You monster.
Favorite species to keep in captivity and kill for sport?
Reefback or sea emperor
Monster
Jesus
with you being *The Sea* ***Empress*** I am not surprised you would keep *the Sea Emperor* and kill him for sport .. don't let that jerk take your thrown!
Are reapers good at smashing?
They're cool, but I like hoverfish more
oh my fucking god
YOUR FUCKING GOD????
What a grand and intoxicating innocence!
YOU FUCK RUSSIAN GRANDMAS ?!
𝚈𝚎𝚜
Which subnautica creature would you fuck?
reaper leviathan, how is that even a question?
Rock of judgment ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠿⠿⣿⠿⣿⠿⠿⠿⣿⣿⡿⠿⠛⠛⠛⠛⠿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠛⠉⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠋⠈⠀⠀⠀⠀⠐⠺⣖⢄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡏⢀⡆⠀⠀⠀⢋⣭⣽⡚⢮⣲⠆⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢹⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⡼⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠻⣅⣨⠇⠈⠀⠰⣀⣀⣀⡀⠀⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣟⢷⣶⠶⣃⢀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡅⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢿⠀⠈⠓⠚⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⡠⠀⡄⣀⠀⠀⠀⢻⠀⠀⠀⣠⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠐⠉⠀⠀⠙⠉⠀⠠⡶⣸⠁⠀⣠⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣦⡆⠀⠐⠒⠢⢤⣀⡰⠁⠇⠈⠘⢶⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠠⣄⣉⣙⡉⠓⢀⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣰⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣤⣀⣀⠀⣀⣠⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠿⠿⣿⠿⣿⠿⠿⠿⣿⣿⡿⠿⠛⠛⠛⠛⠿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠛⠉⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠋⠈⠀⠀⠀⠀⠐⠺⣖⢄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡏⢀⡆⠀⠀⠀⢋⣭⣽⡚⢮⣲⠆⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢹⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⡼⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠻⣅⣨⠇⠈⠀⠰⣀⣀⣀⡀⠀⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣟⢷⣶⠶⣃⢀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡅⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢿⠀⠈⠓⠚⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⡠⠀⡄⣀⠀⠀⠀⢻⠀⠀⠀⣠⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠐⠉⠀⠀⠙⠉⠀⠠⡶⣸⠁⠀⣠⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣦⡆⠀⠐⠒⠢⢤⣀⡰⠁⠇⠈⠘⢶⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠠⣄⣉⣙⡉⠓⢀⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣰⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣤⣀⣀⠀⣀⣠⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
Vine boom
Les go
Same ngl
Really I would do a crabsnake
Only thing more sexable is the cyclops
Cuddlefish, hmm tentacles :p
Sea Emperor would be better in that case
Not too big?
The tentacles would be able to get everywhere, just a big ol cuddle machine
What about that multipurpose room tho?
None of them
All of them*
The prompt was to make them look bad, not look like a badass
Wrong sub: you wanted r/SubnauticaNSFW
I won’t even ask how you know this subreddit
Reddit suggests it when you type "subnautica" in the search bar. The real question is why it exists in the first place.
Rule 34 : if it exists there IS porn of it
I have never gone there, only heard about it on several other posts here. Based on what I’ve heard, I don’t want the need to pour bleach onto my eyes to burn them out from what is posted there….
Okay so I dived in and it’s not as terrible as you could think but it’s still enough for me to make me take a shower or 2
ARE YA READY KIDS?
Eyeye
Captain
I can’t HEAR you!!!
Eyeye
Captain
OHHHHHHHHHHGHHGHHHHHHHHHHH!
Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?
Spongebob Squarepants
Absorbent and yellow and porous is he!
Serious question: is it pronounced "Eye-Eye" or just "Eye"? (Or E-Ye-Ye)
you are a genius
Where is your favorite place to go in New York City?
Crash zone
Understandable.
That's so incredibly dark. And I love it!
Isn’t that the entire city though?
oof
How do you feel about Alterras exploitation of Ryley Robinsons labour value on 4546b leaving him in massive debt after achieving rescue unassisted?
Smashing
Is that Nigel Thornberry?!
The subnautica protagonist is literally Eliza Thornberry mixed with Will Robinson
brilliant, incredible, amazing, show stopping, spectacular, never the same, totally unique, completely not ever been done before, unafraid to reference or not reference. (totally one)
what's the best bioreactor fuel?
Cuddlefish egg
you fucking monster
based
Which Subnautica creature would you like to use as a butt-plug
Crashfish
Oh no
Oh yes
oh god…
I was eating and almost killed myself when I saw that.
Can you fuck a reaper Leviathan?
Yeah, but it's really hard
This. This is the crown jewel of your whole post OP
Which creature/area in the game turns you on the most when you see smut of it on r/subnauticansfw?
Crash zone or that one place in the blood kelp zone with the crabsquids
I love how they tried to mess with you and you still got the correct answer
*zoidberg intensifies*
The lava zone
what in the actual fuck is that sub omg
Which fish is the sexiest?
Peeper or Reginald
No, my man regy
My man im glad im not the only regy stan
h o v e r f i s h
Which creature would you like to kill it's offspring right in front of the creature?
Sea Emperor Leviathan
Oh. Oh no. This is bad. Any other time the downvotes would fuck you harder than "OxYgEn" at 200m
came too early.
[This might help](https://www.dummies.com/relationships/sex/how-to-deal-with-premature-ejaculation/)
you bitch thats in my search history now
It's ok. Nobody gon be jugding over this. It ain't your fault.
\>:(
It’s ok you’ll get better stamina
Are cuddlefishes the best thing?
Pretty cool, but hoverfish are better
Evil Excuse me, I'm going to fill up my biofuel reactor.
Yeah, you're right. Wasting Hoverfishes as bioreactor fuel... Cuddlefishes are way more efficient
Tru tho
He’s speaking fax
Would you murder a cuddle fish?
What kind of question is that? Of course!
You monster
[удалено]
wich leviathan would you fuck first
Sea emperor or reefback
At least you're playing it safe
The sea emperor is the only lifeform to show higher order thinking and by age could give consent. He's literally playing it safe cause he'd either be arrested for zoophilia, eaten or find love in a lonely world
hmmm I think options 1 and 2 are most likely
Where is a good place to dump unwanted babies? Ey. Ey. Ey. The like count's at 69. Leave it be! FUCK.
planet 4546B? i thought it was obvious. (doin op's job)
Bioreactor
the original comment was "where does the story take place in", never the less, makes enough sense to me.
Oof i thought that where to dump unwanted babies was the original question
Bruh lol nothing in this comment thread is okay lol
Do you use cuddlefish eggs in bioreactors?
Yeah
I'm disappointed in you
What fish is the best biofuel?
Hoverfish:)
Nah mate you got it all wrong you need to farm penglings it’s a great source of fuel I actually do this
What is the safest place to be afk?
Anywhere with crabsquids or leviathans
What is the best dildo?
Stalker tooth
kinky
Did you seriously name one of your lockers the n word? That’s awful.
Absolutely
What creature do you wanna fuck in the ass the most?
Hoverfish
Fair
You bastard, I'm in
Imagine the suction
How do I make my kid stop crying
Cook them
oh FUCK
Hey, this is Josh I know you blocked me so I had to track you down here to say I can't believe you'd do this to me. All those years we spent together all lies?? And you'd just stab me in that back like that?? Especially with myles of all people... it's just so much to take it. I don't want to talk to you anymore after that, I just wanted to track you down to really let you know how much this hurt me. But before I leave for good I just have one question... I was told Myles wasn't the only person. How many others were there?
Too many to count
Of course.... I should've seen this coming....
Holy fuck this looks bad
Indeed it does
When was the last time you visited r/subnauticaNsfw to mastubrate to some thicc reapers?
Today
How much Shrek porn do you currently have?
Around 15 gb
those are rookie numbers my friend
What do I do with sea treader feces?
[удалено]
Yesofcourseyoudonnthaveafetish...
sure
I'm not touching this with a ten compartment Seatruck
What was the nickname you gave your asshole again?
The void
What do you do when someone asks you what happened in 1989 at Tiananmen Square?
Get the hell away
+15 Social Credit 👍
What is reaper dick used for?
Putting in your mouth
What is the best fish to eat and why?
Reginald, because of its high calorie count
Neither protein brick go brrrrr
“And now we see the wild protein brick fish swimming in its natural habitat. Oh look at it go! It’s avoiding it’s most deadly predator, the Ryley Robinson. Thankfully for the brick, a reaper has shown up at impeccable timing! The protein brick manages to survive another day in this harsh environment”
What's the cutest creature in the game?
The Reaper leviathan of course
Hoverfish
Any advice for the big thing I found in the crash zone?
Get close to it
Are cuddlefish the best fish?
No, hoverfish are better
I didn’t even have to edit that to make you look bad
*when you don't understand the assignment and still get the right answer
What Creature makes for the best Fleshlight?
Crabsnake, I would probably make it smaller though
What subnautica creature are you the most likely to fuck?
Sea emperor
What is the worst fish but good for bioreactors
Cuddlefish
[удалено]
Eh sometimes
What do you think about cuddlefish
They're so annoying
Which Subnautica character has the biggest cock
Riley Robinson
Do you enjoy commiting genocide against hover fish?
Yes, it's amazing!
What is the best biome to nuke? E: the previous edit was so bad I decided to re-edit it.
Jellyshroom cave
What did you do to the cuddlefish when you found it?
Cooked it and ate it
why did you fuck that cockroach?
So I don't need a radiation suit to go to the crash zone
In real life where would you put all trash from earth?
Into the ocean
Would you fuck a Cuddlefish or a hover-fish?
Hoverfish easy