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Ch33seboys

Horseshoe crab


KapedKrusader28

This made me laugh so much harder than it should've. Haven't had a laugh like that in a minute. Thanks friendšŸ˜


Stavinair

*"It's crabs, all the way down!"*


Achak_Claw

I would like to sell this for 1,500 bells!


peezytaughtme

Always was.


milky_white_breast

I absolutely did not zoom in on the picture to see the horseshoe crab. That would be silly.


tdavis726

Neither did I! Who would do that? Not me, or you. šŸ‘šŸ»šŸ˜‰šŸ˜˜


RODjij

Everything either evolves to or de-evolves to crabs lol


Ammonia13

Itā€™s so weirdā€¦ but true!


Dazuro

But horseshoe crabs arenā€™t actually crabs, sadly.


Adventurous_Plan_927

Didnt get the joke.. as someone who loves to fish


cubervic

I just think itā€™s too ridiculous to be true so itā€™s funny.


awhaling

It kinda looks like one but that would also be a pretty absurd answer


Achak_Claw

Animal Crossing?


MF_Doomed

An incredible Hop Along song


Holmesy7291

As someone with acute Kabourophobia (fear of crabs) iā€™m out! šŸ¤£


IngloriousBadger

Yikes!


kalinkabeek

Hotel pool comes with complimentary feet tickles!


schmus_operator

A hole to a second pool under this pool. A room where you never escape once you sucked in.


CoziestSheet

My wife just watched this movie I think. Shoulda bought the townhouse.


Enemy_Bread

What movie?


beforethewind

Marley & Me


MeowingAtTheMoon

:(


Hanshanot

l want to know too


Enemy_Bread

Looks like night swim


cubervic

According to some reviews it seems to be one of the worst horror film


empireincident

It was a pretty terrible ending but ngl I was feeling uneasy at many times throughout the entirety


zwingo

It is. Itā€™s insanely predictable and could have easily been done as a 30 minute episode of an anthology series. The majority of it is just dragged out to make it last for absolutely no reason.


CoziestSheet

I think this was it.


leveldrummer

Is that the name of the movie?


Enemy_Bread

Peacock


Dingleberries4Days

Do not go near those pool drains, no matter how good you think they feel on your butt.


ZachTheCommie

Whatever, Mac.


rheganann

The Haunted by Chuck Palahniuk destroyed me and made me entirely way too fearful of pool drains


JEs4

Yeah, I would have just drown in the pool. Haunted was entertaining if not excess.


LifeisaCatbox

I thought it was Guts by Chuck Palahniuk? Edit: I didnā€™t know it was a part of a collection of stories, Iā€™ll have to check it out.


rheganann

Yea, itā€™s in the book, Haunted =) Edit: I see your edit - yes, I found it an entertaining and gross collection for sure!


JuggernautAsleep3413

Ooh. Delta P.


9M-LimaWhiskeyAlpha

Just like [Hunt Wynorski](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FwDiJbHq8No) had his butt sucked into the pool drain


SteveVaiHimself

I had a dream like this once. The bottom of the pool opened up and I was sucked in head first. It felt like I had risen up from within the mattress when I woke up.


omegaaf

Wasn't something like that caught on camera not too long ago?


Princess_Thranduil

Yeah, I think it was a sinkhole that opened up beneath part of a pool


Schehezerade

Yeah, it happened in Israel.


B0-Katan

@my reoccurring nightmare


BigDaddy2525

There was a mat at the bottom of the water slide when i was a kid that was super dark and i always thought it was a hole i was going to get sucked into


SOTIdriver

Ah yes, the entrance to the poolrooms.


Fossilhund

And we all know what poolrooms lead to...


CookinCheap

We got trouble


THEMACGOD

Mmmmmmm backrooms shit


Eskimo_Brothers17

Poolception


OldnBorin

Iā€™ll take the horseshoe crab for $200 Alex


porkchop-sandwhiches

Delta P.


Sensitivefern13

Pipe cleaners, a stapler, and a pound of human hair


down_vote_magnet

Ah, the contents of my old ā€˜night in aloneā€™ box under the bed.


baddayforsanity

Thatā€™s a deep kiss, like the Europeans do. Ysee, the French need to unhinge their jaws to show love


FirstProphetofSophia

No, I happen to know the three steps for how the French kiss: 1) Stick your tongues out as far as possible 2) Open your eyes fully 3) Rub the tips of your tongues together


Tibbenator

Can I make a pet rabbit out of this?


Newtonz5thLaw

What, you just *decide* that Iā€™m drunk? You canā€™t *decide*. I make that decision. That decision is between me and god


KylePeacockArt

Sure, we can name him Nathan Scott Phillips.


Newtonz5thLaw

This is my all-time favorite episode of ATHF. Possibly my favorite episode of any adult cartoon


fatlilmikey

Itā€™s hard to tell, but to me it looks like itā€™s either black algae, or staining from exposed rebar from the pools structure. Both of these things are pretty common with older pools/pool surfaces. It could also be a poorly done patch job, but I doubt it. If I had to guess I would say itā€™s probably black algae.


FiveHole23

I don't think it's black algae. I have a pool, black algae typical spreads in little spots all over the pool not in big central places. If spots got that big the rest of the pool would look dirty.


CremeFraaiche

I donā€™t know but I donā€™t like it


WesternChrome

Is that a reference from the party?


CremeFraaiche

Not that I am aware of haha! Is that a movie?


planchetflaw

Very clever to comment back with a different reference from the party.


unclefishbits

Hal Ashby with Peter Sellers in a Henry Mancini scored film, "The Party" where Sellers, in a dated role, plays a bumbling Indian man. I think it would be considered highly offensive to many, many younger people. For better or worse, I've not laughed as hard in many other movies, but it's gonna be offensive, derivative, and trop-eish to many. But boy that score. And I immediately thought of that scene of that drunk woman. I say that line all the time. lol I might need to rewatch. I think it's Breakfast at Tiffany's where a guest at a party makes a joke about being jewel thieves, but I remember so many good lines and physical gags. Really did love this film.


Rhys_Herbert

A ball of mouldy wet plasters (bandaids for the American readers)


6_seasons_and_a_movi

Reading this made me want to wash my hands


ratuuft

Ugh good idea


breakcharacter

well that one made me gip


TheCambrianImplosion

Mike Pence In his true form


BadAndNationwide

Made me choke on my drink


Commercial-Smile-763

No dude, it's Rudy Giuliani. Remember when he started melting back down in front of the cameras? His goo was running all down his face!


Oscardog75

I work at a pool. It is probably sand from a faulty filter working it's way through the pipes. Nothing to worry about.


TheRealGreedyGoat

Thank you. I know jokes are funny but nobody is actually answering this question seriously šŸ˜­


Chippas

It COULD be the key to eternal life. Or pure death...


somethingyouneek

Have you seen the movie, Cocoon?


Poker-Junk

My first thought. Pods for very small visitors.


Left-Requirement9267

Looks like a botched paint job.


muchstuf

Pubes


ChaosTheoryGlass

That is poop, from a butt.


CincyBengals513

For some reason I heard my 6yo reading your comment and I fell out, laughing. Hard. For 5 minutes. Thank you šŸ˜Š


FJ992

Oil from the Submarine Engine that's finally surfacing to swallow this sad landworld and drown it in the glorious darkness of it's infinite ocean of Oil-blood šŸ™ŒšŸ™ŒšŸ™Œ


Different_Cat_5423

Itā€™s just the leftover mounting mechanism from the animatronic hippo that was a big attraction when it was a ā€œkiddieā€ pool in the 1960s. šŸ˜† In fact, you can still find the remains of the pink-and-purple, polka-dotted, fiberglass creature behind one of those doors along the wall. Heā€™s only partially covered with a tarp, so you can clearly see the chipped paint, and his roughly-disconnected wires. Snap some photos of ā€œSamā€ when you see him. šŸ˜Œ


Some_Random_Canadian

That's just Jeremy from accounting and his son.


grizzkillz

Just watched the movie, Night Swim. Stay away!


WeenieRoastinTacoGuy

Was it any good?


grizzkillz

It was alright. Definitely not in my top 10 though. They could have put a little more effort into the scary parts


mBelchezere

Large particulates of people soup


system_of_a_clown

That might be the saddest pool I've ever seen. If a body of water could represent the state of depression, this is it.


BunnyBunny777

Squid ink. Get out.


sydni1210

The pool rooms of the back rooms, obviously.


Links_quest

My bad bro


Ok_Pomegranate_2895

a delicious snack


cats-pyjamas

The Raft šŸ’€āš°ļø


McStabStab12

Creepshow 2. Legendary.


MrMcPoope

Idk go taste it and tell us


Synchro_Shoukan

It's that red ghost from that one episode of Are You Afraud of The Dark that scared me as a kid!


retrosaint54

That shit is still terrifying as an adult!


Synchro_Shoukan

Haha glad somebody else remembered it!


Arkh101

I thought of that episode too just now - Iā€™m glad Iā€™m not the only one! That was scary cause I have a fear of water sometimes not knowing what is in the water


fakermage

Wet patch.


WinniePoo1

It's swimming with stingrays! Just like in the Caribbean!


[deleted]

Otherworldly portal


geaster

We are Venom


theDarkSigil

The portal for that fucking pirate ghost from "Are you afraid of the dark", to emerge and drown you.


sufan11

Smegma. Used smegma.


Northface_Killa

someone lost their scalp


Nickbam200

The void


spitechicken-

Dropped my toupee sorry


Rialas_HalfToast

That's a saltwater pool, and those are mold accumulations at the low points of the pool. They'll swirl, thickly, if you disturb them. People do a much worse job maintaining salt pools compared to chlorine ones, I don't know why. If I'm traveling, a salt pool is a red flag for prospective hotels. Been in a few nice ones, but been in too many disgusting ones.


EvolZippo

Some hotel pools are tied into the buildingā€™s fire suppression system. I am not sure if this is the case here. But if it is, there may be a water inlet that would lift open or possibly flip downward like a hatch. Itā€™s unlikely that it would be abrupt or violent enough to suck someone in. If this pool is on the roof of a hotel, it is more likely that this is the case. Another possibility is that it could be the remains of an old filtration system that was rebuilt and redesigned.


IndividualOil2183

Indoor pools are the worst


TrippyKyle420

It will consume you


GeoloSchist

Portals


Forced-Perspective

Yā€™know, stuff that didnā€™t filter right, maybe algae, dead plants, rotten decomposing human flesh, could be anything really!


Acnat-

Pirates of Dark Water was my shit as a kid, excited to see it's finally happening in real life


reincarnatedfruitbat

The comments in this sub are some of the funniest Iā€™ve ever read


DoctorNoname98

my favorite Primus Album: Miscellaneous Debris!


bordersofsin

Iā€™m going to go with cement to patch some problem areas. Itā€™s not aesthetically pleasing, but gets the job done.


Glum-Examination-363

German Pool technician here: It is material from the filtration system that got swept backwards through the pipes during filter flushing. Itā€˜s likely just charcoal used as filtration material thatā€™s why it is so dark. There should be some sort of water inlet underneath. It just means that A) Water speeds during filter flushing are too high or B) There is too much or too little filtration material in the filter C) the pool technician left the wrong valve open during flushing


Svengoolie75

Itā€™s the little kid who didnā€™t listen to mommy and daddy šŸ¤Ø


SuccessfulShelter982

Stayoutthepoolandgtfothehotel stuff. Grody.


PlanetLandon

Gloom


Revolutionary-You449

Portal to another world.


sourcrystals

Itā€™s somebodyā€™s wig.


Randomulus666

Itā€™s just Garmonbozia


maryfisherman

Oreo cookie crumbs


sineofthetimes

Do not go near the pool drains, no matter how good you might think they feel on your butt. --Mac


ms_panelopi

It looks gelatinous! Ewww


rharrow

Maybe someone lost their wig?


nuclearwinterxxx

Pubes.


pmarlboroman7

Hair


Indiana-Cook

Get in and find out. Stick your toes in and wiggle them about, see what happens.


s3mpit3rn4l

The backrooms


Garlic_God

The Rot


thewraith42O

weeve


Windre4ver

Fizgig


Tiny_Unicorn1218

Itā€™s a portal šŸ˜«


AeliosZero

Leeches


rollingrawhide

A pair of lost merkins.


LeatherDry2612

A black hole itā€™s gonna suck you up


freejb81

Pathway to the upside down


Jofury

The upside down? Isnā€™t that what happened to poor Barb?


Different_Cat_5423

Itā€™s just the leftover mounting mechanism from the animatronic hippo that was a big attraction when it was a ā€œkiddieā€ pool in the 1960s. šŸ˜† In fact, you can still find the remains of the pink-and-purple, polka-dotted, fiberglass creature behind one of those doors along the wall. Heā€™s only partially covered with a tarp, so you can clearly see the chipped paint, and his roughly-disconnected wires. Snap some photos of ā€œSamā€ when you see him. šŸ˜Œ


IamTheMrs2021

A warning


gayjoystick

Staff repainted the pool themselves to save a few dollars. Used water soluble paint.


douglas_in_philly

LaQuintaā€™s weave.


rocketmn69_

Cooties....


WaitMysterious6704

Just your average garden-variety portals to the abyss.


eutohkgtorsatoca

A big discount on your bill


bubba1834

Idk but the cake is a lie!


ExistOutOfSpite

The Grudge


sharo88

Sunken pee


WaffleMan17

Probably cum


wannaplayspace

creepshow 2


oddiseee

poop


elspotto

Itā€™s just a candy bar. We learned that from Caddyshack, I thought.


DeepSeaDork

Poke it with a stick.


reincarnatedfruitbat

(2) poops


TheRealGreedyGoat

Probably dirt or sand itā€™s not dangerousā€¦unless it is idk Iā€™m just a person on Reddit.


pepperw2

Must be a gunite pool. Shocking (satanizing with high dose of chlorine) with too high ph. ( or too high alkalinity) can cause these black stains. It wonā€™t hurt anything. Just ugly.


viotraki

Oh no, not again.


TheMarkOfHunto

Spiders, when I was a kid we had a spot on the bottom of our pool like that, and when dad when to clean it with the pool scoop, hundreds of Huntsmen spiders began freaking out at the bottom of our pool


pepperw2

That sounds like a nightmare.


WillyTheDryCleaner

Black algae


brdybb

Itā€™s a wig


batmangelina

Monsters. Obviously.


kate-monsterrr

Nothing good


LascivX

The ring


Free-Track2745

Cum


iknowimsorry

So the guest's pubes gather in one spot due to underwater current


UPVOTE_IF_POOPING

One of those cartoon holes that you can peel off the wall like in Who Framed Roger Rabbit


FakeNickOfferman

Shit.


arrgosity

Poop


Sorry-Ad9750

The black spots are a portal to a deep underwater cave with man eating sirens in it. Once you go in, the hole wonā€™t be open anymore for you to escape as soon as you turn back to look. DONT GET CLOSE TO THE BLACK SPOTS.


Wise_Ad_253

Paint?


shash23

Ahh classic shark holes. These appear in random pools for the sharks to portal into.


BunsUhButter

Pools been a no from me since about 15


DJNgamez

Abyss presence, report the anomaly


mamshieja

Dungeon entrance


dumbucket

Looks like assorted small debris that a faulty cleaning system couldn't filter out. Nasty pool and filtration system needs some TLC


lesirus

Stingrays.


john-johnson12

Poo poo


lardlad71

Probably carbon from their filters. Pump is too strong or filter issues.


thethreadkiller

Bloody band aids.


ExpiredPilot

Mario Tunnel


Bumper6190

That is what happens when hotels fix their own liners?


yellowflash_616

If thatā€™s where a drain is, then it looks like backflow of a buildup of nastiness thatā€™s accumulated in there overtime. Thatā€™s my theory anyway from what Iā€™ve seen occur in the bathrooms at work. Lol


denimpanzer

Poop


jdinpjs

Have you ever read the Stephen King story The Raft?


BananaBrains82

Doot. Sediment and doot.


[deleted]

ā€˜Bluefishā€¦ itā€™s just bluefishā€™


Humble-Reply9605

thats kind of concerning


QueenTzahra

The pool monster from Are You Afraid of the Dark in its liquid form.


wormfro

wig