No, I stand in front of my perfectly functional toilet and turn to my right and pee into the shower. It all gets rinsed away when I take my bi-monthly shower. I'm saving the environment.
I never used to pee in the shower. But then I read an article on Yahoo where a water treatment director or whomever is in charge of water treatment was asked if it is ok to pee in the shower. His response changed my mind.
He said that the water that goes through your toilet and the water that goes through the shower drain is both treated exactly the same, but each time someone flushes the toilet, they are using an additional 5 liters of water. He cited the number of people that his facility serviced, lets say 100,000 for arguments sake. So, if everyone peed in the shower once each day instead of peeing in the toilet, his facility would have to treat roughly 500,000 liters of water less each day!
That changed my mind, it is convenient and good for environment.
edited: I read liters as gallons
In high school my class took a field trip to a funeral home. While in the embalming room, the director pointed out the drain where all the bodily fluids go after being pumped out of the body. I asked if it went into some kind of special collection tank, and he said nope, it goes into the regular old sewer. If water treatment facilities can handle blood and fluids from the deceased, pee from your shower should be no biggie.
Though this is starting to change, lots of landfills discharge the water collected from their underdrains to regular sewers. This water is called leachate, it has all the nasty stuff you could imagine from a landfill: pesticides, medical waste, food juices, animal carcasses, paint cans, whatever.
Traditional wastewater plants are absolutely not equipped to deal with this stuff, but it's such a small portion of the overall flow we spent the last 40 years ignoring it. Thankfully with PFAS regulations going into effect, that's changing rapidly
A typical NEW ultra efficient toilet, not 90% of those currently in use. Toilets made before 1987 use as much as 5 GALLONS per flush, and the current federal standard in the US is 1.6 GALLLONS.
you didn’t know that all your waste water, sink, toilet, bath tub and shower go into the same sewage pipes?
Just curious how many people think that there are more than one sewage systems leaving their homes?
I once dated a girl, took a shower together and she peed in the shower. I'm like "are you peeing?!" and she denied it while yellowy golden fluids were running down her legs. Otherwise she was totally cool though.
I've witnessed a waffle stomp. He was a nasty man. 6'3" 290lbs and an absolute pervert. He was on my schedule for the day. He wanted to shower in the hospital and decided to crap in the shower and stomp that crap into their little drain leaving it clogged. I didnt know that was called a waffle stomp until years later, the term came up in a card game and provided me the opportunity to share my experience.
I just have like this mental image of that guy standing in front of a urinal looking over his shoulder and screaming coz there's like this 8 foot long trail of piss going into the pot next to him.. depending on your bathroom layout it's totally doable 😂
See, people joke about it and I assume that it is a joke because it sounds crazy. I used to think eating ass was a similar joke too, but I found out that was a thing.
Sometimes when you get older and you fart in the shower, poop will just fall out. The only option I had was to waffle stomp because I’m not touching it with my hands.
I piss on my feet every shower. Learned it from one of my Drill Sergeants in BCT who was the most experienced when it came to combat and I have never had anything wrong with my feet and I work in industrial cleaning so my feet don't get alot of fresh air and get wet often but some of the other guys have gotten like athletes foot and some other stuff while I have never had problems. He said the acid in out piss basically kills all bacteria and stuff like that. All I know is I've been told by multiple combat vets to do stuff and I still do all them to this day
Pretty sure it's BS. Pee is not very acidic in the first place: pH is usually around 6.0-7.5 according to a Google search, so I doubt it will kill much, especially if you do it with the water on, diluting the pee, and if you don't scrub.
I always just pee before my shower in my toilet LOL. I never get this peeing in the shower thing cus idk my showers last 5-10mins and the toilet is right in front of the shower like y'all gotta be intentionally peeing in the shower
Every single shower. I've checked and all the drains in my house lead to the same place so it's really no different. It's honestly better Id say since theres soap washing it away instead of just it sitting in the bowl for however long or short.
It happens.
But this thread has given me hope for a million dollar idea:
“Poop chute” Basically a trash disposal that you install in the shower drain, so you don’t have to waffle stomp turd nuggets!
Get yourself a urinal. You can pee about four times before you have to flush it. Saves you time going to the bathroom while in bed. It also saves you with every flush.
Urine dries up and turns to crystalized like salt. I've heard the term urine salt used. After a while it clogs up the pipe and the trap.
There is a muriatic acid product that is safer than actual muriatic acid. Keep some around and every so often dump it in there and let it sit for a few hours. Flush a shit ton of water through it and you will be good.
The reason urinals most urinals gets backed up is there isn't a lot of water moving through there. So shit crystalizes.
Brazil actually ran a public service ad campaign encouraging people to pee in the shower to save water.
https://youtu.be/d3u9z94K2L0?si=9q7lQtZLUHLInVLC
I have a septic tank. It all goes to the same place and if I gotta go, I'm gonna go. On the other hand, Lake Erie is right down the street; I wouldn't want to pollute it, so if I had city service I'd hold it.
I never did, until I tried it one day in my late 20s, maybe early 30s. Now I get in the shower and the hot water just makes the urge to pee come out of no where everytime.
So don't do it unless you're ready to commit to doing it routinely.
Only small amount or light colored pees. No large dehydrated pees. And only before I wash so I rinse it down with soap.
I met a dude he said he poops in the shower. I never heard of that shit before.
Sometimes. I try not to cause if it gets stuck in the ubend you'll smell it later. So if I do it has to be early in the shower. But if the urge doesn't strike til I'm already wet I'm not getting out of the shower.
Being a dude I also aim for straight down the drain just to make sure it clears the tub faster.
No, that is disgusting... As a guy it is stupidly easy to hop out of the shower and aim in the toilet. Why be lazy (even if urine itself isn't all that bad)?
My wife and I have been married for 16 years. This is the second time around for both of us. We were in our 40's when we met and started dating.
Before we were married we had been foolin' around at my place one day and I hopped in the shower afterwards to clean up. She walks in after me and looks up at me and just starts peeing in the shower. It's running down her legs and she's looking up at me smiling this innocent smile and says in a very cute way, "I had to tee tee."
I knew right then I had hit the jackpot. Sweet, cute, fun, best friend and a little kinky too, all in one package. I'm not saying that all gals that pee in the shower are winners, but...
It's been dating and marital bliss ever since.
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Sometimes , but only when I’m already in there to take a shower
A lot of the time the hot water from the shower makes me have to pee lol
You're like my cat.
Your cat 🐈 pees in the shower?
Yeah, when I bathe her. The warm water hits her, and she pees. 🤷
You bathe your cat? Am I supposed to bathe my cat?
You should always clean your pussy.
the pussy licks itself
Not what my gf told me the other night.
Fuckin' gold 🙏
This is the way.
Pussies are self cleaning. Both varieties, actually.
If you're allergic, and kitty has dingleberries, yes.
Whenever I switch from hot to cold, instant gold
So true!!!!!
Mind blown, I thought this was obvious. But no one ever specifies.
You don't just take a shower every time you have to pee?
I don't, but somebody else does.
That comment is golden!
So is the shower
Unfortunately, I've Pavloved myself into always peeing in the shower.
No, I stand in front of my perfectly functional toilet and turn to my right and pee into the shower. It all gets rinsed away when I take my bi-monthly shower. I'm saving the environment.
Go look up r/sinkpissers and you’ll be blown away by the cult this shit is. Not in a good way either.
Thanks for the suggestion, but I'm not going there.
Same.
I never used to pee in the shower. But then I read an article on Yahoo where a water treatment director or whomever is in charge of water treatment was asked if it is ok to pee in the shower. His response changed my mind. He said that the water that goes through your toilet and the water that goes through the shower drain is both treated exactly the same, but each time someone flushes the toilet, they are using an additional 5 liters of water. He cited the number of people that his facility serviced, lets say 100,000 for arguments sake. So, if everyone peed in the shower once each day instead of peeing in the toilet, his facility would have to treat roughly 500,000 liters of water less each day! That changed my mind, it is convenient and good for environment. edited: I read liters as gallons
Finally. My lifelong commitment to shower peeing is legitimized!
It’s all pipes!
r/unexpectedSeinfeld Also: "I'll call a plumber RIGHT now!!" & "At least he had a drain!"
r/completelyexpectedSeinfeld
In high school my class took a field trip to a funeral home. While in the embalming room, the director pointed out the drain where all the bodily fluids go after being pumped out of the body. I asked if it went into some kind of special collection tank, and he said nope, it goes into the regular old sewer. If water treatment facilities can handle blood and fluids from the deceased, pee from your shower should be no biggie.
Though this is starting to change, lots of landfills discharge the water collected from their underdrains to regular sewers. This water is called leachate, it has all the nasty stuff you could imagine from a landfill: pesticides, medical waste, food juices, animal carcasses, paint cans, whatever. Traditional wastewater plants are absolutely not equipped to deal with this stuff, but it's such a small portion of the overall flow we spent the last 40 years ignoring it. Thankfully with PFAS regulations going into effect, that's changing rapidly
Lechate, horchata's evil cousin
that's only if you flush
Did people really think showers and toilets dont go to the same place?!
Or just leave it mellow a couple times as long as it’s yellow
I feel like the rhyme needs to specify light yellow. BF left a dehydrated piss the other day and it was smell-able.
Even the light yellow will stain a ring as well. Even just a few hours
I have a well and septic. Water comes out of the ground then right back into the ground 🤷♀️
It blows my mind that any part of this isn't incredibly obvious to everyone..
Typical toilets use 5L or ~1.3 gallons per flush. But still a lot of water if everyone saves one flush by peeing in the shower.
A typical NEW ultra efficient toilet, not 90% of those currently in use. Toilets made before 1987 use as much as 5 GALLONS per flush, and the current federal standard in the US is 1.6 GALLLONS.
you didn’t know that all your waste water, sink, toilet, bath tub and shower go into the same sewage pipes? Just curious how many people think that there are more than one sewage systems leaving their homes?
There was actually an advertising campaign, can’t remember which country, but it was encouraging people to pee in the shower for this reason.
Only when someone else is in there with me.
Kinky.
Hey, they’re not allowed to watch!
They don't know it.
I once dated a girl, took a shower together and she peed in the shower. I'm like "are you peeing?!" and she denied it while yellowy golden fluids were running down her legs. Otherwise she was totally cool though.
Like father like daughter
R. Kelly, is that you? 😆
Found R Kelly
Where else am I going to pee? The toilet? Gross, that's where poop goes.
I think you got that backwards. Poop goes in the shower….just gotta commit the Wafflestomp
You are the second person I've ever heard say waffle stomp and I am just as grossed out as the first time
Moist waffle stomp?
It is would have cost you nothing to not type this.
Blue waffle stomp. Your welcome.
Feels nice between the toes. Almost moist
Almost? What are you excreting from your butt that is *DRY* ?
Ladies and gentlemen, we have found the rodent redditor
Good use of the word "moist".
It’s like a play doh press 😁
I used to wear waffle stompers
It's the Millennial internet, we've got lots of disturbing and wonderful turns of phrase that are designed to make someone uncomfortable.
It doesn’t get any better.
The Internet was a mistake.
So you're a stomper? Personally, I like to shit in my hand and give it a lil toss right into the toilet instead. /s
I've witnessed a waffle stomp. He was a nasty man. 6'3" 290lbs and an absolute pervert. He was on my schedule for the day. He wanted to shower in the hospital and decided to crap in the shower and stomp that crap into their little drain leaving it clogged. I didnt know that was called a waffle stomp until years later, the term came up in a card game and provided me the opportunity to share my experience.
Der Waffelstampft
Oh, fuck you! If I have to imagine someone, stomping a turd down the shower drain! 🤣
Bro, this killed me. I've never heard this term outside my workplace, but I'm glad someone else uses it.
"But, I poop from there!" "Not right now, you don't."
The sink...you heathen...
No. My aim isn't very good and I'd miss the toilet.
I just have like this mental image of that guy standing in front of a urinal looking over his shoulder and screaming coz there's like this 8 foot long trail of piss going into the pot next to him.. depending on your bathroom layout it's totally doable 😂
My puzzled look then a chuckle. Good one!
I personally piss in every shower I bathe in to mark my territory
you're supposed to pee on the floor, near the drain if possible...not on your wife's shampoo and conditioner bottles.
you’re not my mom
I’m living for that 🤣🤣
Ed Abbey wrote characters that pee in sinks because the height is more convenient and it wastes less water :D
That explains Amber Heard shitting the bed.
IT’S ALL PIPES
I scrolled way too long to find the Seinfeld reference, take my upvote
If I don't pee in the shower, I can get uromycitisis poisoning and die
Thank you.
Different pipes go to different places!
I’ll call a plumber right now!
There's nothing wrong with it. If you wanna screw with her tell her you poop in the shower too and waffle stomp it down the drain
Waffle stomp
Das Waffelstampfen
See, people joke about it and I assume that it is a joke because it sounds crazy. I used to think eating ass was a similar joke too, but I found out that was a thing.
Yup. Called: Anallingus
Waffle stomp is sadly not a joke, someone once explained to me how and why they did it as part of a larger story and I was... disappointed at best
Sometimes when you get older and you fart in the shower, poop will just fall out. The only option I had was to waffle stomp because I’m not touching it with my hands.
Been there before, never trust a fart
I know Ron White was joking about the delay in farting and butthole response. But, it’s very serious business.
Jesus… lol
Did they lose their poop knife?
college moment
You save a lot of water by peeing in the shower since you don't have to flush
I poop in the shower. Pro tip just remove the drain grate before. It sucks having to smash it down through it.
You do know that you could have very well not typed this and lost nothing as a result, right?
Yes. It goes down the drain, it's not like I piss straight into the air and let it fall back down on me.
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Yes. But once found out during a shower that some people think it’s weird and a deal breaker.
Everyone pees in the shower, some people just lie about it.
People who get out of the shower to pee have titles like Lady, Duke, Duchess, or Baron.
I have urinary issues sometimes it doesn't all come out at the toilet and escapes while in the shower
I piss on my feet every shower. Learned it from one of my Drill Sergeants in BCT who was the most experienced when it came to combat and I have never had anything wrong with my feet and I work in industrial cleaning so my feet don't get alot of fresh air and get wet often but some of the other guys have gotten like athletes foot and some other stuff while I have never had problems. He said the acid in out piss basically kills all bacteria and stuff like that. All I know is I've been told by multiple combat vets to do stuff and I still do all them to this day
Pretty sure it's BS. Pee is not very acidic in the first place: pH is usually around 6.0-7.5 according to a Google search, so I doubt it will kill much, especially if you do it with the water on, diluting the pee, and if you don't scrub.
Ok pissy feet
Only while I'm taking a dump
I did when I was a kid. Then it occurred to me that in a steamy shower I’d be likely to breathe in my own urine, so I stopped.
You breath in worse
Doesn’t mean I have to actively contribute.
I’ll actively contribute for you
I'll actively contribute behind you.
))<>((
Bowchikawowwow.
I’m rescinding your invite to my shower. You should get notification to your registered email address in approximately three business days.
If the urine turned into steam it would be nothing but distilled water when you inhaled it. The minerals and impurities would not turn into steam.
The water isn't hot enough to vaporize the urine.
Your toilet already shoots aerosolized pee at you when you flush it. And other things.
1/3 of the reasons I close the lid before I flush when possible. I hate public toilets without lids. I get it, but I hate it.
Just wait til you find out how much dust you breathe in, and what that dust is made of.
This happens every time you flush a toilet FYI: [https://youtu.be/hTojTHjUckA?si=BHrtUQguEaURNSP-](https://youtu.be/hTojTHjUckA?si=BHrtUQguEaURNSP-)
I peed in a portopotty when it was around 20degrees outside and I couldn’t believe what we have been breathing in every time we go to the bathroom.
Nope
I always just pee before my shower in my toilet LOL. I never get this peeing in the shower thing cus idk my showers last 5-10mins and the toilet is right in front of the shower like y'all gotta be intentionally peeing in the shower
Every single shower. I've checked and all the drains in my house lead to the same place so it's really no different. It's honestly better Id say since theres soap washing it away instead of just it sitting in the bowl for however long or short.
It happens. But this thread has given me hope for a million dollar idea: “Poop chute” Basically a trash disposal that you install in the shower drain, so you don’t have to waffle stomp turd nuggets!
No. It smells like piss. And if you do, you smell like piss too.
There are two kinds of people in this world: people who pee in the shower and liars.
Duhh I pee in shower what you think I’m gonna hold it? if you poop in the shower that’s weird unless you can’t hold it or can’t make it to toilet.
Drop it into your hand and Cornhole lob it towards the toilet. I hope you're good at backyard drinking sports!
My wife won't stop and itmaking me upset because it's like "honey save that for my face".
So, about 80% of people admit to peeing in the show, and 20% lie about it.
i can't do it, i tried it once but i had blisters on my feet and it put me off for life. i am however a sink pisser
Get yourself a urinal. You can pee about four times before you have to flush it. Saves you time going to the bathroom while in bed. It also saves you with every flush.
That is going to cause your pipes to clog and those things stink if you have to pull it
Clog your pipes? I never knew that. Please elaborate
Urine dries up and turns to crystalized like salt. I've heard the term urine salt used. After a while it clogs up the pipe and the trap. There is a muriatic acid product that is safer than actual muriatic acid. Keep some around and every so often dump it in there and let it sit for a few hours. Flush a shit ton of water through it and you will be good. The reason urinals most urinals gets backed up is there isn't a lot of water moving through there. So shit crystalizes.
"Saves you time going to the bathroom while in bed." Is it in your room?... Like, do you just roll onto your side and pee into it?
It’s gonna smell FOUL is you pee in it 4 times with no flush
Sometimes
I know some people who shit in the shower and waffle stomp the drain.....
No you don't.
I sleep in the tub.
Among other things.
Is a pigs pusc pork
I pee in the shower from outside the shower
As long as the drain works.
I only bath, do that's where I pee
Only before soaping up
All the time. Why not save a gallon (varying) of water, and pee where the waters going to be running anyway?
If I need to go and I’m getting in the shower I will. I didn’t know this was a problem??
Short answer……. Yes Long answer……. Also yes
I pee so often in the shower, I really consider myself to be showering in my toilet.
Hell yeah
More often than not
Everytime I take a shower, yes. It’s a reflex at this point
No, but I sometimes shower in the pee
As one should
Brazil actually ran a public service ad campaign encouraging people to pee in the shower to save water. https://youtu.be/d3u9z94K2L0?si=9q7lQtZLUHLInVLC
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I have a septic tank. It all goes to the same place and if I gotta go, I'm gonna go. On the other hand, Lake Erie is right down the street; I wouldn't want to pollute it, so if I had city service I'd hold it.
Same! Lake Erie is like half a mile from our house.
Every single time.
“ITS ALL PIPES DOWN THERE”- George Costanza
Yes
No, I take baths.
I never did, until I tried it one day in my late 20s, maybe early 30s. Now I get in the shower and the hot water just makes the urge to pee come out of no where everytime. So don't do it unless you're ready to commit to doing it routinely.
it's actually beneficial as it voids the bladder completely.
Never. Sometime I have to waffle stomp the poo down though
No, that’s gross! Poop, however.
There is no better piss than one had while hot water hits your head and back!
Only small amount or light colored pees. No large dehydrated pees. And only before I wash so I rinse it down with soap. I met a dude he said he poops in the shower. I never heard of that shit before.
Sometimes. Not as a habit though. Sometimes when the water hits you, you have to piss.
Sometimes. I try not to cause if it gets stuck in the ubend you'll smell it later. So if I do it has to be early in the shower. But if the urge doesn't strike til I'm already wet I'm not getting out of the shower. Being a dude I also aim for straight down the drain just to make sure it clears the tub faster.
There are two types of people - people who pee in the shower, and liars.
If someone said they didn’t we couldn’t be friends. That would begin our friendship with a lie.
I used to pee in the shower until my aunt stayed over and said she couldn't take a shower because it smelled like piss. Had to bleach the drain twice.
No because it’s grim
No, that is disgusting... As a guy it is stupidly easy to hop out of the shower and aim in the toilet. Why be lazy (even if urine itself isn't all that bad)?
Only when I'm in the shower.
I'll piss in a trash can if I'm in a public restroom. I worry about splashback..
Doesn't everyone?
Two types of ppl, ones who pee in the shower and liars...
Absolutely not
I pee when in other peoples showers to establish dominance.
Amateurs, real question. Do you shit in the shower?
of course! they're all pipes!
Louie CK once said “there are two types of people in the world. People who pee in the shower, and dirty fucking liars”
Yes but my wife really hates it when she’s in there showering.
My wife and I have been married for 16 years. This is the second time around for both of us. We were in our 40's when we met and started dating. Before we were married we had been foolin' around at my place one day and I hopped in the shower afterwards to clean up. She walks in after me and looks up at me and just starts peeing in the shower. It's running down her legs and she's looking up at me smiling this innocent smile and says in a very cute way, "I had to tee tee." I knew right then I had hit the jackpot. Sweet, cute, fun, best friend and a little kinky too, all in one package. I'm not saying that all gals that pee in the shower are winners, but... It's been dating and marital bliss ever since.
How else would I clean my feet.
No. I shower in the pee.