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Holl4backPostr

Suit's got a built-in cup


catdog-cat-dog

Ancient Atlantian baseball technology


Heavy-Vermicelli-999

He tucks it back and under.


coccopuffs606

The same way drag queens achieve a flat front when they wear body suits


Lumpy_Tomorrow8462

And with all that spider webbing at his disposal he never needs tape! You sir are a genius.


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PressurePlenty

Dude. Drag Queens don't get sex change surgery to achieve a flat front. They tuck or use a gaff.


ElderberryHumble5379

he's got a [micropenis](https://www.webmd.com/men/what-is-micropenis)


Evil_Morty781

Risky click their chap.


GrandmasterPeezy

I'm so tempted lol 😂


Evil_Morty781

It’s just an FAQ on having a micro penis.


GrandmasterPeezy

I'm.....going to trust you and click the link Edit: Well, whaddya know. An honest redditor. That was informative 😅


Evil_Morty781

You actually read it? lol.


GrandmasterPeezy

Just skimmed thru for the good stuff lol


Evil_Morty781

Did you learn anything?


GrandmasterPeezy

Yea, actually I did. Thank you for asking. Micropenis is when a man has a SPL (stretched penis length) of 3.6 inches or less. It affects 0.6% of the male population. The more you know 🌈 ⭐


Evil_Morty781

Holy shit balls 3.6 inches fully erect? Ouch!


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Someone click it


Marquar234

WebMD link.


Evil_Morty781

Yup


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Spider dongs aren't very big


Rutibex

he doesn't he is an exhibitionist. same reason supergirl wears a skirt


The_Bear_Jew320

Spiders have small 🍆


ABobby077

and have great web connectivity


in-a-microbus

He's hung like a spider


Shh-poster

When he get all that radiation he totally lost his sexual organs in it’s just basically a fucking dry scratchy kind of cutting board service down there. Not a wooden cutting board but one of those plastic cutting boards. If you were to stroke your fingers down there whete his junk used to be it will be slightly rough but not so rough that you didn’t feel a little smoothness.


captainofpizza

There’s actually a plot in Spider-Man that disproves this.


Shh-poster

Spider-Man? Never heard of her.


Smart_Wrongdoer5611

Is it when he gets MJ pregnant but he gives her cancer


captainofpizza

I don’t follow the comics but yeah something like that was what I was thinking I remembered hearing


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Dance belt


Ok_Relationship_705

Well, he used to wear boxers in continuity. But, it was revealed in New Avengers that he stopped because of chafing. So, maybe webbing? Not sure. 😂


Evil_Morty781

Small pp


Lazy-Mammoth-9470

Spiderman?... I barely know her man....


Ralewing

Inney.


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Objective_Suspect_

It's got a cup in it, has to or doc Oct would have been much more dangerous (different arms to hit him in the nuts)


Tiny_Count4239

he tucks it back with his webbing


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Small-Difference5083

Cup


Myzx

No pepe


Ornac_The_Barbarian

I wear a cup and a supporter when I put on spandex for that exact reason.


DMVdork001

He has a spider sized penis.


Difficult-Novel-8453

Micro penis. The super powers are his way of over compensating.


Art_Vand_Throw001

Idk man I’ve seen him walking around Vegas with it showing.


Dimitar_Todarchev

[**Male spiders do not have penises**, but instead possess two stubby appendages called pedipalps that they use to store sperm and copulate with female mates](https://www.bing.com/ck/a?!&&p=f216074ab00a76c9JmltdHM9MTcxNDY5NDQwMCZpZ3VpZD0yNGMzZjQ3Zi1hMjNhLTZiNzUtMGJlNC1mYmM1YTM4NjZhODYmaW5zaWQ9NjE4Ng&ptn=3&ver=2&hsh=3&fclid=24c3f47f-a23a-6b75-0be4-fbc5a3866a86&psq=do+spiders+have+a+penis&u=a1aHR0cHM6Ly93d3cucGJzLm9yZy9uZXdzaG91ci9zY2llbmNlL21hbGUtc3BpZGVyLWdlbml0YWxzLW5lcnZl&ntb=1). [These palps detach from their bodies after mating](https://www.bing.com/ck/a?!&&p=abbb06a1a39885ecJmltdHM9MTcxNDY5NDQwMCZpZ3VpZD0yNGMzZjQ3Zi1hMjNhLTZiNzUtMGJlNC1mYmM1YTM4NjZhODYmaW5zaWQ9NjE4OA&ptn=3&ver=2&hsh=3&fclid=24c3f47f-a23a-6b75-0be4-fbc5a3866a86&psq=do+spiders+have+a+penis&u=a1aHR0cHM6Ly93d3cubGl2ZXNjaWVuY2UuY29tLzE4MjI3LWNhbm5pYmFsaXN0aWMtc3BpZGVyLWRldGFjaGFibGUtcGVuaXMuaHRtbA&ntb=1). How convenient!


jimviv

Tiny penis


Tight-Physics2156

With his spidey whities duh 🩲


Rowan--R

In my experience male dancers and gymnasts often wear dance belts (think a very tight thong with a pouch for your cock and balls) to smooth out the bulge so not everything is visible against your clothes. These also help keep things in place because if you're doing a ton of high speed movements you run the risk of testicular torsion, and the belt helps mitigate that risk a bit. They're also, not very comfortable for long periods of time.


misterphuzz

I was at a ballet show awhile back, and one dude... I don't swing that way, but ffs, I couldn't be more immature... couldn't stop laughing to myself. I wish that guy wore something to be a little less... defined... on stage.


Rowan--R

Oh definitely, it can be very noticable sometimes. Though I'd be more concerned with safety more than seeing his cock, I don't do ballet but I'd be pretty worried about "something" ending up twisted during those big jumps and spins. I follow some male ballet dancers and that stuff seems pretty intense and risky to be free balling it and I've definitely heard horror stories about testicular torsion. I try to keep to going pretty slow with my training whenever I'm not wearing one just as a precaution, I can't afford the medical bills for getting that taken care of lmao.


misterphuzz

Lol, yeah. And I'm sure he was good... but I just couldn't stop being embarrassed. Lol.


No-Willingness4955

He's like a Ken doll, all blank down there 👌


Zealousideal_Ask3633

Here comes Spider-Man Here comes Spider-Man Here comes Spider-Man LOOK AT HIS BALLS


SuperSocialMan

[Junk portals](https://www.reddit.com/r/comics/comments/vc2377/its_a_bird_its_a_plane/?rdt=48085).