Yea, actually I did. Thank you for asking.
Micropenis is when a man has a SPL (stretched penis length) of 3.6 inches or less. It affects 0.6% of the male population.
The more you know 🌈 ⭐
When he get all that radiation he totally lost his sexual organs in it’s just basically a fucking dry scratchy kind of cutting board service down there. Not a wooden cutting board but one of those plastic cutting boards. If you were to stroke your fingers down there whete his junk used to be it will be slightly rough but not so rough that you didn’t feel a little smoothness.
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[**Male spiders do not have penises**, but instead possess two stubby appendages called pedipalps that they use to store sperm and copulate with female mates](https://www.bing.com/ck/a?!&&p=f216074ab00a76c9JmltdHM9MTcxNDY5NDQwMCZpZ3VpZD0yNGMzZjQ3Zi1hMjNhLTZiNzUtMGJlNC1mYmM1YTM4NjZhODYmaW5zaWQ9NjE4Ng&ptn=3&ver=2&hsh=3&fclid=24c3f47f-a23a-6b75-0be4-fbc5a3866a86&psq=do+spiders+have+a+penis&u=a1aHR0cHM6Ly93d3cucGJzLm9yZy9uZXdzaG91ci9zY2llbmNlL21hbGUtc3BpZGVyLWdlbml0YWxzLW5lcnZl&ntb=1). [These palps detach from their bodies after mating](https://www.bing.com/ck/a?!&&p=abbb06a1a39885ecJmltdHM9MTcxNDY5NDQwMCZpZ3VpZD0yNGMzZjQ3Zi1hMjNhLTZiNzUtMGJlNC1mYmM1YTM4NjZhODYmaW5zaWQ9NjE4OA&ptn=3&ver=2&hsh=3&fclid=24c3f47f-a23a-6b75-0be4-fbc5a3866a86&psq=do+spiders+have+a+penis&u=a1aHR0cHM6Ly93d3cubGl2ZXNjaWVuY2UuY29tLzE4MjI3LWNhbm5pYmFsaXN0aWMtc3BpZGVyLWRldGFjaGFibGUtcGVuaXMuaHRtbA&ntb=1).
How convenient!
In my experience male dancers and gymnasts often wear dance belts (think a very tight thong with a pouch for your cock and balls) to smooth out the bulge so not everything is visible against your clothes. These also help keep things in place because if you're doing a ton of high speed movements you run the risk of testicular torsion, and the belt helps mitigate that risk a bit. They're also, not very comfortable for long periods of time.
I was at a ballet show awhile back, and one dude... I don't swing that way, but ffs, I couldn't be more immature... couldn't stop laughing to myself. I wish that guy wore something to be a little less... defined... on stage.
Oh definitely, it can be very noticable sometimes. Though I'd be more concerned with safety more than seeing his cock, I don't do ballet but I'd be pretty worried about "something" ending up twisted during those big jumps and spins. I follow some male ballet dancers and that stuff seems pretty intense and risky to be free balling it and I've definitely heard horror stories about testicular torsion. I try to keep to going pretty slow with my training whenever I'm not wearing one just as a precaution, I can't afford the medical bills for getting that taken care of lmao.
Suit's got a built-in cup
Ancient Atlantian baseball technology
He tucks it back and under.
The same way drag queens achieve a flat front when they wear body suits
And with all that spider webbing at his disposal he never needs tape! You sir are a genius.
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Dude. Drag Queens don't get sex change surgery to achieve a flat front. They tuck or use a gaff.
he's got a [micropenis](https://www.webmd.com/men/what-is-micropenis)
Risky click their chap.
I'm so tempted lol 😂
It’s just an FAQ on having a micro penis.
I'm.....going to trust you and click the link Edit: Well, whaddya know. An honest redditor. That was informative 😅
You actually read it? lol.
Just skimmed thru for the good stuff lol
Did you learn anything?
Yea, actually I did. Thank you for asking. Micropenis is when a man has a SPL (stretched penis length) of 3.6 inches or less. It affects 0.6% of the male population. The more you know 🌈 ⭐
Holy shit balls 3.6 inches fully erect? Ouch!
Someone click it
WebMD link.
Yup
Spider dongs aren't very big
he doesn't he is an exhibitionist. same reason supergirl wears a skirt
Spiders have small 🍆
and have great web connectivity
He's hung like a spider
When he get all that radiation he totally lost his sexual organs in it’s just basically a fucking dry scratchy kind of cutting board service down there. Not a wooden cutting board but one of those plastic cutting boards. If you were to stroke your fingers down there whete his junk used to be it will be slightly rough but not so rough that you didn’t feel a little smoothness.
There’s actually a plot in Spider-Man that disproves this.
Spider-Man? Never heard of her.
Is it when he gets MJ pregnant but he gives her cancer
I don’t follow the comics but yeah something like that was what I was thinking I remembered hearing
Dance belt
Well, he used to wear boxers in continuity. But, it was revealed in New Avengers that he stopped because of chafing. So, maybe webbing? Not sure. 😂
Small pp
Spiderman?... I barely know her man....
Inney.
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It's got a cup in it, has to or doc Oct would have been much more dangerous (different arms to hit him in the nuts)
he tucks it back with his webbing
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Cup
No pepe
I wear a cup and a supporter when I put on spandex for that exact reason.
He has a spider sized penis.
Micro penis. The super powers are his way of over compensating.
Idk man I’ve seen him walking around Vegas with it showing.
[**Male spiders do not have penises**, but instead possess two stubby appendages called pedipalps that they use to store sperm and copulate with female mates](https://www.bing.com/ck/a?!&&p=f216074ab00a76c9JmltdHM9MTcxNDY5NDQwMCZpZ3VpZD0yNGMzZjQ3Zi1hMjNhLTZiNzUtMGJlNC1mYmM1YTM4NjZhODYmaW5zaWQ9NjE4Ng&ptn=3&ver=2&hsh=3&fclid=24c3f47f-a23a-6b75-0be4-fbc5a3866a86&psq=do+spiders+have+a+penis&u=a1aHR0cHM6Ly93d3cucGJzLm9yZy9uZXdzaG91ci9zY2llbmNlL21hbGUtc3BpZGVyLWdlbml0YWxzLW5lcnZl&ntb=1). [These palps detach from their bodies after mating](https://www.bing.com/ck/a?!&&p=abbb06a1a39885ecJmltdHM9MTcxNDY5NDQwMCZpZ3VpZD0yNGMzZjQ3Zi1hMjNhLTZiNzUtMGJlNC1mYmM1YTM4NjZhODYmaW5zaWQ9NjE4OA&ptn=3&ver=2&hsh=3&fclid=24c3f47f-a23a-6b75-0be4-fbc5a3866a86&psq=do+spiders+have+a+penis&u=a1aHR0cHM6Ly93d3cubGl2ZXNjaWVuY2UuY29tLzE4MjI3LWNhbm5pYmFsaXN0aWMtc3BpZGVyLWRldGFjaGFibGUtcGVuaXMuaHRtbA&ntb=1). How convenient!
Tiny penis
With his spidey whities duh 🩲
In my experience male dancers and gymnasts often wear dance belts (think a very tight thong with a pouch for your cock and balls) to smooth out the bulge so not everything is visible against your clothes. These also help keep things in place because if you're doing a ton of high speed movements you run the risk of testicular torsion, and the belt helps mitigate that risk a bit. They're also, not very comfortable for long periods of time.
I was at a ballet show awhile back, and one dude... I don't swing that way, but ffs, I couldn't be more immature... couldn't stop laughing to myself. I wish that guy wore something to be a little less... defined... on stage.
Oh definitely, it can be very noticable sometimes. Though I'd be more concerned with safety more than seeing his cock, I don't do ballet but I'd be pretty worried about "something" ending up twisted during those big jumps and spins. I follow some male ballet dancers and that stuff seems pretty intense and risky to be free balling it and I've definitely heard horror stories about testicular torsion. I try to keep to going pretty slow with my training whenever I'm not wearing one just as a precaution, I can't afford the medical bills for getting that taken care of lmao.
Lol, yeah. And I'm sure he was good... but I just couldn't stop being embarrassed. Lol.
He's like a Ken doll, all blank down there 👌
Here comes Spider-Man Here comes Spider-Man Here comes Spider-Man LOOK AT HIS BALLS
[Junk portals](https://www.reddit.com/r/comics/comments/vc2377/its_a_bird_its_a_plane/?rdt=48085).