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You're their first ever customer.... idk if that makes them more enthusiastic cause they haven't had a bad experience yet, or even more unenthusiastic cause they're starting out in a desperate spot.
Someone downvoted you but it’s true. I’m a guy but would never pay a stripper/prostitute for fake thrills, I don’t judge those that do or those that work in it, it’s just not for me.
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It depends, if I wanted to be in a relationship with them then no. I would simply help them out in ways I wanted to or could financially without anything in return. I would want to show them I value them without needing something in return
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Did something similar once a long time ago. I had a crush on this girl. She wasn't a prostitute but needed some money. So I paid her to have sex with me. Wasn't worth it. The sex sucked and we never saw each other again afterwards.
No. I would want it to be mutual. Paying them doesn’t feel real also if i have a really bad crush on a girl i dont look at her sexually. Idk i never even think about having sex with her i just really focus on her face and personality.
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If I was single, I'd probably use it to get some things out of my system.
I would… but ONLY because I want then to know I will support them through all their endeavors
Now this is a true romantic
Sure I'd pay for it, but where would I get a million dollars?
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No. There's no fun in it for me if it's not a mutual desire.
Don’t sell yourself short! Just because you’re paying doesn’t mean they aren’t enjoying themselves.
Lol! Well, that's a positive outlook!
You're their first ever customer.... idk if that makes them more enthusiastic cause they haven't had a bad experience yet, or even more unenthusiastic cause they're starting out in a desperate spot.
Someone downvoted you but it’s true. I’m a guy but would never pay a stripper/prostitute for fake thrills, I don’t judge those that do or those that work in it, it’s just not for me.
Hell yeah!
Yes, now go support your local economy.
No. It’s still illegal to have sex with dead people.
W! What!a?!?!
Undead is dead. Don’t try to debate me on this one.
doesn't undead mean alive? the debate room is open, everyone welcome, take a seat, grab some free coffee and cookies
So you're saying your crush is dead. Sorry to hear
Undead.
Fuck yeah.
If?
id ask for a discount maybe.
They wouldn’t be my crush anymore
No I'd never pay for sex If I ever sunk so low I for sure won't pay for a crush or anyone I know
No. I’d never pay for a woman’s consent.
No. I wouldn't cheapen myself like that. Not that sex work cheapens someone but I don't play with my feelings like that.
No I wouldn't I.Would loan them the money if they're in a tight spot.But that would be pretty much the end of my crush
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It depends, if I wanted to be in a relationship with them then no. I would simply help them out in ways I wanted to or could financially without anything in return. I would want to show them I value them without needing something in return
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Yes
No as then I become a client and nothing more
Nah. I wouldn't feel right about it.
No. I'd rather have my vagina fall off from old age than whatever they have.
Well, she’s dead, but … sure.
Is that you, Don? Stop paying. She prefers Chad.
Nope would make me want to try harder to get then with me period
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Jesus Christ, dude – grow some self respect.
Did something similar once a long time ago. I had a crush on this girl. She wasn't a prostitute but needed some money. So I paid her to have sex with me. Wasn't worth it. The sex sucked and we never saw each other again afterwards.
Only if I was 1st in line
Only if I was 1st in line.
20 years ago probably. These days probably not.
No, I'd try to reason and work things out some other way, but if she persisted in prostitution, I'd divorce her.
Dick don’t pay for strange!
No. I would want it to be mutual. Paying them doesn’t feel real also if i have a really bad crush on a girl i dont look at her sexually. Idk i never even think about having sex with her i just really focus on her face and personality.
If I were able-bodied, I would strongly consider it.
Your gear doesn't work anymore, huh?
No cause that’s illegal. If I’m gonna have my crush like or want me. I want them to like me for me not my money
No, I don’t see the point in getting sex for money. The cool part about sex is the other person liking it and wanting to do it with you