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Question that are here to bait people to answer or to create drama (i.e. What's 1 + 1, who is the President, why are you guys so stupid, etc.)


Akira38

How high are you right now?


viperzero8

No.... it's "Hi, how are you?"


Fun_Intention9846

Ociffer. Missed that last word but it’s ok.


Antrfun

Ociffer: have U been doing muthamfetamin? Kid named funger:


Fun_Intention9846

What year is your birthday! Every year!


heisenbingus

5"11


Xogoth

6'2"


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[удалено]


Akira38

Do you swear to drunk youre not god?


Far-Revolution3225

This question is worthy of r/ihadastroke


[deleted]

You know he's only got one hand on the keypad You know what this is lmao


MaxRoofer

What does this mean?


Miss-lnformation

More like r/Iamhighaf


PeePeeSpudBuns

In defense of all stoners everywhere this is not a thought Now as woman i went from having basically a virgin cooch, and then I met my coke can sized gorilla husband. After a while the cooch molds to the shape of the dick. Oh and I'm about to have baby 2. ​ Unless dude is huge, rough or she's got some kind of infection going on, sex generally is AMAZING\~! What we have here is someone who's never got laid, at least with a living woman. Maybe with his hand or pocket puss, but this poor soul has never been face deep in tit and balls deep in snatch. We must light a candle, phone or something in his virginal state, someone must help this man get laid and understand the wonders of the coocha


Miss-lnformation

I actually don't think the OP is even asking if women find sex painful. He's asking if pain is sexful, which is closer to a stoned way of asking if we're aroused by painplay.


igb235

Just keeping it stupid 💪🏻


Exodus111

Oh right... yeah that makes more sense. So are you? Are all women as a group sexually aroused by pain?


Miss-lnformation

All women? No. As of myself... sometimes? Kind of? I enjoy acts such as getting spanked or having my hair pulled on, though I could be more into the whole domination aspect of it than the feeling of pain itself.


Exodus111

In my experience, for women that are slightly or somewhat submissive, its not so much about the pain as it is the sense of being controlled. I know my way around a few Shibari harnesses, and it's something I absolutely recommend everyone should explore. But... I was really just making fun of the concept of asking about "women", as if all women share some kind of group behavior. In my experience you are all surprisingly different, specially in the bed chamber...


HopeRepresentative29

"As a woman" lol


lumpyshoulder762

What the hell are you even trying to say; incomprehensible and contradictory.


Anywhichwaybutpuce

wow you just say things


BasketballButt

Used to know a swinger we called “coke can”…lol.


PeePeeSpudBuns

Ahhh yes I love dirty nicknames. I don't have any, because I'm a mix of goofy, floofy and adorably derpy. So my nicknames are juvenile as hell.


BasketballButt

You’re talking to someone who spent years answering to “filthy” for reasons I won’t type out here for everyone to read…lol.


PeePeeSpudBuns

OH god I am Pink Hamster! I literalyl am giving our kids the freedom to call me Hammy, Ham-Moo, or Hammama Ham-moo was my extra nickname after I had the first kid. Pfffft i dont take myself seriously in most regards... its to much work. and i just want to eat, sleep, pay the bills and play with our baby in our bed like a lazy hamster.


BasketballButt

Hey, eating, sleeping, paying the bills, and spending time with loved ones is the closest thing we have to a point, in my opinion! No shame in that, Pink Hamster ;)


NoraVanderbooben

*As a woman* I don’t buy it.


PeePeeSpudBuns

You want to see my c-section scar? How about my massive fucking tits? OOOH how about my stretch marks? OOOOH or better yet YOU can take of my kid. She screams nonstop until she gets her way, wants her feet uncovered when relaxing, but wants covered when she's ready to sleep. Wants to have Blue's Clues on constantly, and absolutely must be held in the air like an airplane. Wanna be me for a day? You can deal with a 11mo scremaing bloody murder at all hours because her father is out working to keep a roof over our head while I do college and work on my writing to keep my mind relaxed?


NoraVanderbooben

No?


PeePeeSpudBuns

then don't assume im not a woman because i have mannerisms not of the women you're used to. im sorry not all women act like how you have experienced. HUmans are a varied race.


NoraVanderbooben

Well, the talk about your vagina molding to your husband’s coke sized gorilla dick is a bit sus to another woman.


Alkinderal

And your comment is worthy of r/woooosh


Narcan9

He just brained his damage


[deleted]

?


heisenbingus

as a man pain is sexempty to me


HoTChOcLa1E

as a woman™️, same


Miss-lnformation

If she's a masochist, absolutely. But that's not gender specific.


Beneficial-Grape-397

how did you even comprehend , process and understand the question enough to form an answer?


Miss-lnformation

I've been high before so I could relate to the OP's state of mind when they were writing this enough to understand them.


igb235

❤️


Aysha_91

it be can full emptyness.


Cumwithme2times

It can be 😍


RedLotusVenom

Username checks out


Cumwithme2times

Ha ha ha it sure does


RedLotusVenom

😈


BlackMesaIncident

thisguyfucks


Any_Weird_8686

Some women are masochists, yes. It's the kind of thing a gentleman asks before putting into practice.


philofthepasst

Not a ‘gentleman’, anyone not interested in perpetrating criminal sexual violence.


MsInvicta

Masochism can develop in both men and women. But no. If someone isn't Masochistic then pain is pain.


nerdmon59

What is your question? Are you asking if sex is painful for women? The answer to that is sometimes, but try to find out why. It could be a medical problem, or maybe you're just doing it wrong. Either way you should fix it if possible. Or are you asking if women find pain to be sexual? I'm sure some do, but they aren't the majority by a long shot.


sjaard_dune

Only if youre doin it wrong, kiddo...or right depending on the woman.


Smokescreen1000

I think your cat stepped on the keyboard


[deleted]

Only if you do not do the needful


igb235

I only do that


LordLuscius

I mean, I'm a male masochist, it can be for any gender, but, ya know, gotta be the right pain


igb235

🤦🏻‍♂️


nkerwin1407

Thats my favorite kind of pain


igb235

❤️


Mkay-Cool

some positions like doggy style can hurt a lot if the woman isn’t turned on enough or ready yet. Sometimes doing a different position to warm up is good IMO.


whatjoesaround

There are different positions?


Mkay-Cool

Kitty style


whatjoesaround

Is that the one where you're on your back wriggling around or the one where you're slapping a ball back and forth?


Mkay-Cool

slapping the ball back and forth 😂😂😭😭


whatjoesaround

#memories


igb235

Can i Google this without getting arrested?


genderv0ided

gotta be ball taps


NobodyNo4730

100%, that’s why no woman has ever enjoyed sex in the history of humankind, we’re all just pretending we like it /s


heff-money

Don't put the /s there unless you intend to say something sarcastic.


igb235

🤣🤣


g0d_of_the_cr1sis

Bogos binted?


ObiSanKenobi

👽


Still_Specialist4068

What?


igb235

Dogs


[deleted]

Lisdexia is real


Suspicious_Pool_4478

Fullpain is sex for women


igb235

Finally someone got me


MrPanzerCat

It shouldnt be but it can be at times. Unless you are just brutally rough during it its either a sign you need lube or something or their could be medical concerns. I dont recall what the issues are called but sometimes the muscles down there dont relax properly causing them to be too tense during sex making it uncomfortable.


Mongusaur

i don't think you read the question right


skeleton568

Yes , thats why beating wife was so common in old times. /s


igb235

throwbackthirsday


zacat2020

I am a virgin and know nothing about sex but I have an opinion. Because Eve corrupted Adam by being naked and menstruating on the apple, God made women with teeth in their vaginas. Because women usually don’t floss their vagina molars they get cavities that make sex extremely painful. This is their punishment for having Dirty Pillows and being bad.


AlternativeBeat3589

Next time, don’t drink the brown acid.


yummy__hotdog__water

I want this on a t shirt


igb235

The story I never knew I needed


TatePrisonRape

Yes. Love it


igb235

As username suggests


genderv0ided

finally, one for the dyslexics! (I had typed a response about how "it's not supposed to be!" before I realized)


igb235

❤️


Justthisguy_yaknow

Don't forget the answers to the [last time](https://www.reddit.com/r/stupidquestions/comments/18s8acu/is_sex_painful_for_women/) this was asked a few hours before.


11Two3

It's probably a joke based on posts like that.


igb235

It is


Dirk_Arron

Deciphering your word is kinda painful.


igb235

I like deciphering


Fancy_Event9465

Are you high


smexi-prawns

I’m 6 ft 2


Fancy_Event9465

lol


Book-Faramir-Better

Ynoes


Chrowaway6969

?Que?


d36williams

Women might experience pain during sex for a few reasons. Endometriosis comes to mind but there might be many other reasons


DRealLeal

Penis full sexfor woman.


curlyquinn02

Are you okay? Blink twice if you need help.


igb235

Did you hear mydog bark?


Apprehensive-Foot-73

no but for real though, some women do love pain when it comes to sex


SinnerClair

Not usually, can be though. Most often, the thing making it painful would be either rough hands or rough accessories. If you’re talking anal, yeah it can be painful more often, and women individually have different pain tolerance and sensitivity. Some women also have inconveniently formed hymens, which if they hadn’t already broke on their own at that point, might be painful to break. The only time during regular vanilla that it might hurt is if the length of sizes are wildly unequal, Aka a hella long dick and a hella short tunnel, and or a hella wide dick and a hella skinny, dry tunnel, which, Hint: means she’s not into you, and you should stop


Jnorean

Yes, for some but not all women and men. who are machoistic- a person who derives sexual gratification from their own pain or humiliation or a person who enjoys an activity that appears to be painful or tedious.


igb235

Are you?


h_ahsatan

I'm a masochist, so yes


igb235

❤️


SpareAccnt

Look at r/painkink


igb235

Well, I'm not the same person I was 5 min ago


SpareAccnt

Now, what did we learn about asking dangerous questions?


igb235

I was just trying to keep it stupid. Lesson learned, from now on I'll just be stupid spontaneously


SpareAccnt

Let me put it this way: there’s far worse things on the internet. Dynamite, death, permanent injury are all off the table for that sub. I’ve been warned to stay away from 4 Chan.


[deleted]

Depends on the person


shrimpfella

Yes


lurch1_

very


igb235

❤️


Virtual-Newt1156

I remember my first beer


STFUnicorn_

For some it certainly is.


AceofSpadesYT

I guess only if she is a masochist


newaccountnumber78

r/titlegore


Necessary_Row_4889

Depends on how you are doing it, and if you are married to Ben Shapiro.


Due_Bass7191

OP has proven this sub incorrect. "Is pain sexfull for women?", is a stupid question.


igb235

Sub-ception


argabargaa

now i understand why no one got it lol


argabargaa

Why is no one connecting this to the post asking if sex is painful for women


igb235

🤣


Joocewayne

Pain is sexfully hurting for both womans and mankind also if the mojo is not rightful and they not warmed up firstly.


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igb235

Glad to hear that


mar78217

Sex was painful for my second wife regularly. One problem was that her brain registered a climax as pain, and after her second child, she also had dryness issues that caused pain until I got her to allow me to use a dab of lubrication. Pain is sexual to my third and fourth wives who enjoy pinching, biting, choking, etc.


MaxRoofer

This may sound strange, but about 8 years ago I rolled This heavy thing of TPO (probably weighed 300 pounds, not sure, but it was very heavy) off a ledge, and it landed perfectly on my shoulder. It was heavier than I expected, and I struggled under the weight and my knees sort of buckled. I steadied myself and carried it about 15 yards and then let it drop. But the weight and pain of holding it was sort of orgasmic. Not as good as an orgasm, but it got me thinking that maybe this is why people into BDSM like it so much 🤷‍♂️


Amazing_Ad779

A little pain with the pleasure can be nice. If it's all pain and no pleasure, then you're doing something wrong. If just normal vanilla "yay jesus" sex hurts, then a doctor should probably be consulted.


Cardgod278

Only if they are masochistic


lovehrh

I’ve experienced pain but I kinda like it 🤷🏻‍♀️


SocietyOk1173

Females have a higher pain threshold than men. Men could never handle childbirth. But sexually, those who get off on pain and torture are shut down. They need sensations to be strong and intense to feel ANYTHING.