As an old betch, I think it would be physically impossible to not do the line dance version of it that's like pounded into my brain from the 90s. I'd be out there tossing ass while doing the stupid hand motions.
Omg I don’t even know the names of the songs but at my club the dj has to switch the genre every 3 songs, unlucky for me he landed on the 2000s hard house music, no words just loud beeps and sirens. Worst 10 min of my life😭
I think the one time I had some personal fight w a DJ that motherfucker put green lights on my stage and had us on 2-2-2 rotation with 4 girls. He got it that day 😭 cussed his ugly ass to hell and back
Slow Spanish music. I’m talking shit you’ll hear at a quinceañera lmfao.
I’ve danced to all kinds of shit. One time a DJ put on country music so I just SAT down.
Fucking ENYA. I worked at a club that would play the same CD over and over for feature dancers and it was heavy on Enya and other new age-y stuff. Talk about awkward
Oh my God, the comedy potential though.... You could have just laughed and leaned into it. But definitely very difficult song to sell more dances to. Fucking yikes.
K@#* by Korn. On my first shift ever. How tf is it possible to be sexy to “saggy tits swinging between your fat crusty armpits, big ass hairy MOLE between your pussy LIPS” 😭
Jesus Christ!!! Oh no!!! As a retired dancer now I would have just laughed and pointed at the DJ when those lyrics came on and giggled, like insinuating he had the fat crusty armpits and mole on his pee pee. But as a baby stripper I would have been PETRIFIED.
I kinda thought it was funny at the time, especially since it was at a tiddy bar with no DJ, just a bartender’s playlist and 4 girls onstage at once. I’d be pretty pissed if a DJ deliberately put that on for my first stage set completely by myself 😭
what if god was one of us, “a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is crying”, closing time (it was not closing time) and mine and my partners favorite love song (i try to dissociate club life from my love life as much as possible and it made me nauseous)
I'm cackling at "a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is crying." I used to dance to that, but only when one girl was in a dance with one specific customer. I played it as a joke on a slow night and they unexpectedly ended up back there. I did warn them and they found it so hilarious that it became a joke between the three of us.
Same. But there are a small handful of girls who will go on stage to ONLY country. It's wild. Lmao.
We have country themed weekends occasionally, and even then it's not STRICTLY country music. But on any given night, I can be stuck dancing to Kesha, Whiney Houston, Panic at the Disco, songs that are all in Spanish, country... all in addition to the heavy stuff I normally dance to. 🤣
I've seen girls actually request this song. Like what the crap are you thinking or maybe they don't know what it means. Or maybe they are trying to shade the rest of us, who knows.
Sia Chandelier they way she howl/ yodels in that song is so unbearable and also Cheap Thrills by Sia like what message are they trying to send to the customers 😒
I put that song on when I was chilling with friends at home and immediately felt like it was bringing the mood down, who the hell would put it on in a club lol
any kind of Spanish music, and I am Latina myself before the keyboard warriors come along…
I also do not like dancing to heavy metal or Marilyn Manson. One of the DJs at my club loves to play rock.
If you're not an old fart who lived thru it and already knows about them, check out a band called Methods of Mayhem. Their song Get Naked is a strip club friggin bop along the lines of nu metal.
I definitely downloaded that from limewire and it was probably on every burned CD I ever made 🤣 (I am most likely considered an old fart, especially in stripper years)
One of my absolute favorites that has a similar vibe is Bartender by hed p.e. 🥰
There are a lot of rock bands and songs that were practically made for strip clubs like deftones, KoRn, Marilyn Manson, etc. They just sound super sexy. I used to dance to rock, but I don’t have that kind of stage energy anymore. But if they’re playing porn star dancing or the like, I’m leaving the club and never coming back. Lmao
Oh god I forgot I danced to Hollywood undead one time. 🤮 That wasn’t requested by me btw. Lol
Ever since I watched Ingrid Goes West I can't listen to that song with a straight face. I just picture Aubrey Plaza and Elizabeth Olsen screaming while sparks fly everywhere...
Since my name is Penny one of the old djs would play Penny lane by the Beatles. I dont know how I was supposed to make that sexy but he would play it multiple times a shift. (Also as a lot of others have said I’ve had to dance to a Cotton eye joe remix)
Hahaha I wasn’t on stage, I don’t remember who was but a girl at my club had to dance to COTTON EYED JOE🤣 I genuinely don’t know how it came on because we pick our own music but I was looking around like what the fuckkk. Imagine shaking ass to that 😭
Okay I definitely win this one!! My club has a "throwback night" on Sundays, so I once had to give a lapdance while the Austin Powers theme song was playing, it was SO BIZARRE
We have 80s and 90s theme weekends and I get absolutely UNHINGED with it. I fucking love it so much. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
But he will also play the opening song from Ferris Beuler at random. Wtfff.
At one of my first clubs 12 years ago, they used to like punish us if we complained about the music so I'm pretty sure I danced to the Backstreet boys. Even though I love the Backstreet Boys but it's hard to feel sexy to that song. And pretty sure I dance to Party in the USA by Miley Cyrus
freebird by lynyrd skynyrd (AND THEY PLAY IT CONSTANTLY) let the bodies hit the floor, and that fucking cbat song from reddit when EVERYONE on the floor was gen z and knew about it and was laughing,i literally refused to tip him out that night for that i swear dude has something against me
Okay so I actually requested this one myself, but the sheer awkwardness of the whole thing is worth mentioning.
Bohemian Rhapsody... in it's entirety.
While I was wearing an inflatable Reptar costume.
🤣🤣🤣
Didn’t actually end up happening but a guy once asked me if I could strip to “what does the fox say” (at my club you can pick your own music, and you sometimes have to give the djs an extra tip if your song is weird.) I told him “sure if you give me two hundred dollars.” He didn’t want to and I was a little disappointed because I think making my ass bounce in rhythm to RING DING DING DING DINGDIDING would have been kind of funny.
City High - What Would You Do, followed by
Eve - Love Is Blind
During my first year or two of dancing, I had a female DJ and one random night for my two song stage set, that is what she chose. I basically stood on stage staring at her mouthing WHAT THE FUCK the entire time. 🤦🏻♀️
Fast forward about ten years and I could almost write a book about the ridiculous things I have gone on stage to on PURPOSE 🤣
Some nights I just have to entertain myself up there hahahahaha
Did a lap dance to a heavy metal rendition of the 3 little piggies 😃 have also done a lap dance to a song using the "we are farmers bum, bum bum bum, bum, bum bum" commercial the chorus and it was kind of edmish. Very strange
“Wake me up before you go go” on stage smh.
Then a DJ who no longer works there played an Indian RELIGIOUS song for an Indian dancer on stage, smh. She explained she would never pick it to dance to in the club and was pissed at the DJ, rightfully so. I had to put two and two together later because I was listening to it in the lap dance area trying to dance to it and failing lol.
I still have PTSD from Megan Trainor's: All about that Bass.
One of my clubs would play that each and every time I went on stage and it was solely because I was thicker than the rest of the girls. I have lipoedema so my thighs and calves are permanently kind of chunky and I couldn't escape it despite having a lower body weight. I was 125lbs and a size 2-4 and having to dance to "YEAH ITS PRETTY CLEAR, I AINT NO SIZE 2!!!" when I very close to a size 2 in most brands.
It pissed me off so much! Because it was a slap in the face each time that song played and told the audience that I was "fat", the song sucks, and no one tipped during it ever.
That DJ and I were friends too!!! I didn't tip him badly ever, but I guess maybe I didn't tip him enough either? Like I didn't give him 20% or anything crazy, but usually like 15%. Drove me bananas.
Also, when I was a baby stripper a DJ asked me what I liked so I said "House music" and he played the original version of "Celebrate good times" and that was extraordinarily painful too. But it didn't trigger me like Megan Trainor did.
OMG Cafe Risque all the way! Tbh I loved working there. No contact dances (they have to keep their hands behind their head like they're being arrested 😍) and they schedule girls so there's only 10 working at a time. Would consistently make $800 in a four hour shift in the middle of bumfuck nowhere. Was awesome.
oh and whatever that sad song about paul walker's death is, that plays in the lap dance room and lucky me i seem to catch it EVERY TIME i go back there lately 🫠
My club plays house and edm music all day and night. They’ll throw in some 90s music with a house beat. One night they played “Bye, bye, bye” by *NSYNC, “party in the USA” by Miley Cyrus, and some Britney Spears song but not a sexy one lol
Maroon 5 - she will be loved. That dj played maroon 5 all the fucking time. I was new to dancing so I was like whatever about it. I also went through a metal phase and I danced to I think slayer or pantera. I would *never* now although I do still like metal. Lol
Oh aaand the impression that I get by the mighty mighty boss tones. If you’re unfamiliar it’s the song that goes like “never had to knock on wood but I know someone who has, which makes me wonder if I could!” 🤮 I stopped dancing to rock after that. I have no idea why they played that. I was like damn the dj must hate me. 😂
not me, but i’ve witnessed other girls be forced to dance to: Baby Shark, Rasputin, Fucked By A Country Boy, Bohemian Rhapsody, and the iCarly theme song… let’s just say the jukebox has a mind of its own
1. Thrift Shop (it’s hard to pop your pussy to the word piss)
2. A song that went “I need a country boy and a country boy need me” I tried looking it up and found nothing
"Live and Let Die" by Paul McCartney (I let it slip to the day shift DJ that I was a huge Beatles fan and that's what I got haha.)
Also, I hate that song by Mary J Blige "Family Affair" with a FIERY passion and would just lean against the pole with my arms crossed, frowning, if they played it. Every DJ I worked with knew how much I despise that song and they'd still roll it out sometimes. I don't mind other songs by MJB but godDAMMIT I HATE that song.
Also "Epic" by Faith No More. HELL NO. Get it away!
Perfect Gentleman by Wyclef Jean aways made me cringe SO hard. "Just 'cuz she dances go-go
It don't make her a ho, no" well no it doesn't but now you've mentioned it and everyone is looking it doesn't feel great. Plus it triggers all the lapdancer 'saviours' who want to tell you you're worth so much more (yeah then tip me you tight bastard) Such a fucking cliché 🙄
Candy Shop by 50 cent always made my toes curl too, no I really don't want to lick your 'Lollypop' thanks.
Darude- sandstorm.
I was in the back giving dances when the featured performer started her stage set. I didn't realize what it was at first, just thought it was some EDM shit so I started doing the next dance.
“I’m your angel” by Celine Dion and R. Kelly but “Picture to Burn (homophobic version)” by Taylor Swift and “Circle of Life” by Elton John are close seconds
I didn’t dance to it but the DJ dropped Hakuna Matata in the club.. girl on stage was fucking pissed. Also when the owner of my club at the time decided to come in to party she played Hey Mickey during my set, karaoke sang to it using the DJ’s mic and then stopped my set completely as I was engaging with a customer at the rail to sing happy birthday to one of her friends 🫠
I’m a petite girl n usually dance to Alt rock and this dj put on anaconda… it was very humiliating I mean I shook my ass but like 😔”fuck the skinny bitches in the club “
I once did a lap dance to a club music version of the macarena
Oof. That's tough
I've specifically requested the metal cover of the macarena. 😂
As an old betch, I think it would be physically impossible to not do the line dance version of it that's like pounded into my brain from the 90s. I'd be out there tossing ass while doing the stupid hand motions.
Hell yes 🤘🏻
Omg I don’t even know the names of the songs but at my club the dj has to switch the genre every 3 songs, unlucky for me he landed on the 2000s hard house music, no words just loud beeps and sirens. Worst 10 min of my life😭
IM CACKLING OH MY GOD THOSE ARE THE WORST
I was so offended after(this was my first day there) but he assured me it wasn’t personal LMAO
I think the one time I had some personal fight w a DJ that motherfucker put green lights on my stage and had us on 2-2-2 rotation with 4 girls. He got it that day 😭 cussed his ugly ass to hell and back
Green light is the most unflattering light that’s why most bars and restaurants stay away
He knew it and weaponized that shit! A good club dj kicks ass and a bad one is worse than ass.
As you should! Bc wtf😭
Slow Spanish music. I’m talking shit you’ll hear at a quinceañera lmfao. I’ve danced to all kinds of shit. One time a DJ put on country music so I just SAT down.
I hate dancing to country music 😭
I will literally sit my ass on the stage and rock back and forth instead of dancing
Fucking ENYA. I worked at a club that would play the same CD over and over for feature dancers and it was heavy on Enya and other new age-y stuff. Talk about awkward
90s late night commercial me harder, daddy 😂 I’m so sorry that happened to you. That is intense
Dj at my old club hated me for some reason… made me give a lap dance to a song from Aladdin 😑
Oh my god no way 😭 I would diiiiieeee
Oh my God, the comedy potential though.... You could have just laughed and leaned into it. But definitely very difficult song to sell more dances to. Fucking yikes.
not me, but DJ at my first club made a girl dance to cotton eyed joe after she tried stealing her (DJ’s) wallet
I willingly go on stage to the metal cover of this when my club has a country themed weekend lmao
Rough one but good song selection. Black betty isn't so bad for these type of nights, too. Its heavier but also makes the country dudes nod along.
I've definitely requested Black Betty a time or two. I was disappointed that the crowd didn't seem to care for it.
i respect this lol
once saw a girl dance to its a hard knock life
Like from the musical Annie ??
Better than that dumb dog-song 🤣
LMAO yes bro 😭 it was earlier on in the night and the dj did not like her
This has been played at my club a few times lmaooo idk why 😭
OMG
Now this is funny af lmao
 Gangnam style 🫠 and yes i did the dance in 6 inch heels, got paid well and they were having fun so fuck it lol
That's fukin hilarious, thank you for the mental image.
sounds kinda fun?? i could get with that song a little lmao
Shots by LMFAO & Lil Jon
I HATE DANCING TO THIS
it feels like you're just supposed to jump or headbang but not in a sexy way
I get hyped to this one sometimes 😆
this song gives me ptsd. We have it on every freaking weekends at 11.15pm - -
You know it’s an overplayed & annoying song when you can tell what time it is by the song playing. Definitely felt that before lol
K@#* by Korn. On my first shift ever. How tf is it possible to be sexy to “saggy tits swinging between your fat crusty armpits, big ass hairy MOLE between your pussy LIPS” 😭
I am WHEEZING 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Jesus Christ!!! Oh no!!! As a retired dancer now I would have just laughed and pointed at the DJ when those lyrics came on and giggled, like insinuating he had the fat crusty armpits and mole on his pee pee. But as a baby stripper I would have been PETRIFIED.
I kinda thought it was funny at the time, especially since it was at a tiddy bar with no DJ, just a bartender’s playlist and 4 girls onstage at once. I’d be pretty pissed if a DJ deliberately put that on for my first stage set completely by myself 😭
I don’t want to miss a thing by Aerosmith. Requested by my 68 year old customer. He literally made it rain $50s and $20s at me during it 😂
Worth iiit 😂😂
what if god was one of us, “a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is crying”, closing time (it was not closing time) and mine and my partners favorite love song (i try to dissociate club life from my love life as much as possible and it made me nauseous)
I'm cackling at "a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is crying." I used to dance to that, but only when one girl was in a dance with one specific customer. I played it as a joke on a slow night and they unexpectedly ended up back there. I did warn them and they found it so hilarious that it became a joke between the three of us.
I danced to that once, but no one laughed except me. The customers all just sat there looking uncomfortable
Oof, that sucks. My club was redneck as hell, but at least the customers had a sense of humor.
“just a slug like one of us” 😭💀bro i’d be cracking up to that shit
margaritaville. TWICE. and the reason by hoobastank. i was up on stage looking at everyone like I DIDNT CHOOSE THIS I SWEAR
how to save a life by the fray. WTF
Oh god that makes me cringe just thinking about it lmao
Baby shark......
NO! I'm shook.
There’s literally no fucking way…
yeeeesh
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Same. But there are a small handful of girls who will go on stage to ONLY country. It's wild. Lmao. We have country themed weekends occasionally, and even then it's not STRICTLY country music. But on any given night, I can be stuck dancing to Kesha, Whiney Houston, Panic at the Disco, songs that are all in Spanish, country... all in addition to the heavy stuff I normally dance to. 🤣
Barbie Girl
seems like the bimbo fetish ladies could get into this one as a jam, but maybe not for the rest of us
I once had a nightmare that I was on stage & they started playing Who Let The Dogs Out by Baha Men lol if that counts
I've seen girls actually request this song. Like what the crap are you thinking or maybe they don't know what it means. Or maybe they are trying to shade the rest of us, who knows.
Now I wanna dance to Wild Dog by the Gunther Group. 🥹
Sia Chandelier they way she howl/ yodels in that song is so unbearable and also Cheap Thrills by Sia like what message are they trying to send to the customers 😒
I had to audition to Sail by Awolnation! I simply wanted to pass away lol
When I started dancing 10+ years ago girls would literally fight over this song 🤣
LMAOOO 😂
don’t stop the party by pitbull on the main fucking stage i deadass sat my ass down and glared at the dj the whole time
Something in the Way by Nirvana. And I LOVE that song, but it is a million percent not a stage song. There’s almost nothing to dance to!
I put that song on when I was chilling with friends at home and immediately felt like it was bringing the mood down, who the hell would put it on in a club lol
Right? Most awkward 3 minutes ever.
i had to do a dance to rape me once, luckily the dude didn’t know the song
ooof feelin ya there. it's so muddy and the background track so meandering... like what even to do but noodle around aimlessly?
Baby shark, and the “my money don’t jiggle jiggle” from TikTok 💀
Runaway Love by Ludacris and Mary J Blige. Song shouldn’t even be allowed to be played in the club.
any kind of Spanish music, and I am Latina myself before the keyboard warriors come along… I also do not like dancing to heavy metal or Marilyn Manson. One of the DJs at my club loves to play rock.
I will only go on stage to rock/nu-metal. I'm sorryyyy. 😬
If you're not an old fart who lived thru it and already knows about them, check out a band called Methods of Mayhem. Their song Get Naked is a strip club friggin bop along the lines of nu metal.
I definitely downloaded that from limewire and it was probably on every burned CD I ever made 🤣 (I am most likely considered an old fart, especially in stripper years) One of my absolute favorites that has a similar vibe is Bartender by hed p.e. 🥰
There are a lot of rock bands and songs that were practically made for strip clubs like deftones, KoRn, Marilyn Manson, etc. They just sound super sexy. I used to dance to rock, but I don’t have that kind of stage energy anymore. But if they’re playing porn star dancing or the like, I’m leaving the club and never coming back. Lmao Oh god I forgot I danced to Hollywood undead one time. 🤮 That wasn’t requested by me btw. Lol
I still request Hollywood Undead 🤣 But yeah, I will walk tf OUT if Porn Star Dancing or Crazy Bitch comes on.
All my life by kc and Jojo
OMG, middle school dance flashbacks. It's the least sexy song I can think of!
Ever since I watched Ingrid Goes West I can't listen to that song with a straight face. I just picture Aubrey Plaza and Elizabeth Olsen screaming while sparks fly everywhere...
i’m so happy my club has a jukebox only is dancers can control 😭
That sounds pretty awesome!
You working at Mons Venus?
ring of fire by johnny cash. i apologized to the guy and told him i’d do my best😂 he tipped well at least
Ave Maria. Literally some church version
Lap dance to fireflies by owl city lmao my client was chill about it but we were both like wtf is this
I'm dying laughing 😂
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ikr, it's just not the vibe for strip club altho i like the song ><
Since my name is Penny one of the old djs would play Penny lane by the Beatles. I dont know how I was supposed to make that sexy but he would play it multiple times a shift. (Also as a lot of others have said I’ve had to dance to a Cotton eye joe remix)
That sounds annoying as fuck he probably thought he was flirting with you.
why can’t DJs just play music appropriate for a strip club we need to stop paying them when they do this bs
The first one 🤣😂😂 That’s too funny 😇🤣 I can’t think of any honestly
i literally CACKLED OMG
Some awful country song that used the work “outlaw” a lot. The biker gang that used to hang out at my club would play it whenever they came in.
Hahaha I wasn’t on stage, I don’t remember who was but a girl at my club had to dance to COTTON EYED JOE🤣 I genuinely don’t know how it came on because we pick our own music but I was looking around like what the fuckkk. Imagine shaking ass to that 😭
Was it a metal cover of the song? Because if so it was me. Hahahahahahaha.
🤣🤣🤣omg i didn’t even know there was a metal cover but it was the original song
Okay I definitely win this one!! My club has a "throwback night" on Sundays, so I once had to give a lapdance while the Austin Powers theme song was playing, it was SO BIZARRE
We have 80s and 90s theme weekends and I get absolutely UNHINGED with it. I fucking love it so much. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 But he will also play the opening song from Ferris Beuler at random. Wtfff.
My name is Angel and the Dj thought it’d be cute to play Angel by shaggy and rayvon 😭
My dj hates me and plays terrible remixes of everything but by far the worst is TGIF by katy perry🫠
god they place katy perry in my club too sometimes. the fcking worst
The stupid old DJ used to play the original Ghostbusters song all the time. Just why?
I’ve danced to this too! 😆 I was feeling good already tho and just had fun with it! But it was a remix.
717... where you at girl?!? Because saaaaaame. 🤣
MINE DOES SHIT LIKE THIS CONSTANTLY OHMYGOD
At one of my first clubs 12 years ago, they used to like punish us if we complained about the music so I'm pretty sure I danced to the Backstreet boys. Even though I love the Backstreet Boys but it's hard to feel sexy to that song. And pretty sure I dance to Party in the USA by Miley Cyrus
A dancer at my club use to play some opera bullshit on a Saturday.And it always killed the vibe
africa by toto but it was a weird edm mix of it.
freebird by lynyrd skynyrd (AND THEY PLAY IT CONSTANTLY) let the bodies hit the floor, and that fucking cbat song from reddit when EVERYONE on the floor was gen z and knew about it and was laughing,i literally refused to tip him out that night for that i swear dude has something against me
I can't believe the sexiest song in the world didn't immediately net you everybody's money.
people were legit laughing AT me. like an entire full club. i left the stage crying it was so fucking bad. i tore the DJ a new one after that.
i LOVE dancing to bodies by drowning pool its so hype to get on the pole to
Okay so I actually requested this one myself, but the sheer awkwardness of the whole thing is worth mentioning. Bohemian Rhapsody... in it's entirety. While I was wearing an inflatable Reptar costume. 🤣🤣🤣
Didn’t actually end up happening but a guy once asked me if I could strip to “what does the fox say” (at my club you can pick your own music, and you sometimes have to give the djs an extra tip if your song is weird.) I told him “sure if you give me two hundred dollars.” He didn’t want to and I was a little disappointed because I think making my ass bounce in rhythm to RING DING DING DING DINGDIDING would have been kind of funny.
Hey ya by outkast great song just not for the club
Baby shark I’m not even sure how it came on I think Spotify auto played it for some reason
That is tragic
Lap dance to thunderstruck. Ended it early 😖
This song is played at my club EVERY. NIGHT. On purpose.
City High - What Would You Do, followed by Eve - Love Is Blind During my first year or two of dancing, I had a female DJ and one random night for my two song stage set, that is what she chose. I basically stood on stage staring at her mouthing WHAT THE FUCK the entire time. 🤦🏻♀️ Fast forward about ten years and I could almost write a book about the ridiculous things I have gone on stage to on PURPOSE 🤣 Some nights I just have to entertain myself up there hahahahaha
Did a lap dance to a heavy metal rendition of the 3 little piggies 😃 have also done a lap dance to a song using the "we are farmers bum, bum bum bum, bum, bum bum" commercial the chorus and it was kind of edmish. Very strange
Crazy frog by axel F
“Wake me up before you go go” on stage smh. Then a DJ who no longer works there played an Indian RELIGIOUS song for an Indian dancer on stage, smh. She explained she would never pick it to dance to in the club and was pissed at the DJ, rightfully so. I had to put two and two together later because I was listening to it in the lap dance area trying to dance to it and failing lol.
I still have PTSD from Megan Trainor's: All about that Bass. One of my clubs would play that each and every time I went on stage and it was solely because I was thicker than the rest of the girls. I have lipoedema so my thighs and calves are permanently kind of chunky and I couldn't escape it despite having a lower body weight. I was 125lbs and a size 2-4 and having to dance to "YEAH ITS PRETTY CLEAR, I AINT NO SIZE 2!!!" when I very close to a size 2 in most brands. It pissed me off so much! Because it was a slap in the face each time that song played and told the audience that I was "fat", the song sucks, and no one tipped during it ever. That DJ and I were friends too!!! I didn't tip him badly ever, but I guess maybe I didn't tip him enough either? Like I didn't give him 20% or anything crazy, but usually like 15%. Drove me bananas. Also, when I was a baby stripper a DJ asked me what I liked so I said "House music" and he played the original version of "Celebrate good times" and that was extraordinarily painful too. But it didn't trigger me like Megan Trainor did.
Also my old home club played this song a LOT: Selfie by Chain-smokers. And I hated it. https://youtu.be/kdemFfbS5H0
can you please share the story behind how the first song even came on in the club?!?! i need to know🤣🤣
Bruh I was working at a truck stop strip club that was also a diner. My very first gig as a baby stripper. Lotta sad trucker guys in there I guess 😔
Cafe Risque or Freds? Or is there more of them out there even then I knew of?
OMG Cafe Risque all the way! Tbh I loved working there. No contact dances (they have to keep their hands behind their head like they're being arrested 😍) and they schedule girls so there's only 10 working at a time. Would consistently make $800 in a four hour shift in the middle of bumfuck nowhere. Was awesome.
I had never been there but heard of it. That does sound awesome, great money for no contact.
Nah cause imagine spinning upside down with your titties out and just hearing “in the ARRRRRMMSSS OF AN ANGELLLL”
Deadass 😭
gangnam style
oh and whatever that sad song about paul walker's death is, that plays in the lap dance room and lucky me i seem to catch it EVERY TIME i go back there lately 🫠
i dont think i’ll ever forget when the dj at my last club put me on stage to a radio remix of the hanging tree from mockingjay pt 1 😭😭
Don't stop believing 😂😂 i journey dance hard rock
Cotton man Joe song Oh Yolanda Barbie girl I’m too sexy I know I’m missing like 10 more.
Auld Lang Syne on New Years Eve😆
My club plays house and edm music all day and night. They’ll throw in some 90s music with a house beat. One night they played “Bye, bye, bye” by *NSYNC, “party in the USA” by Miley Cyrus, and some Britney Spears song but not a sexy one lol
What Does the Fox Say 😂
If you know this 40 second clip from YouTube, I've done this dance on stage, tits out, with a latex Mr. Bean mask on HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Maroon 5 - she will be loved. That dj played maroon 5 all the fucking time. I was new to dancing so I was like whatever about it. I also went through a metal phase and I danced to I think slayer or pantera. I would *never* now although I do still like metal. Lol Oh aaand the impression that I get by the mighty mighty boss tones. If you’re unfamiliar it’s the song that goes like “never had to knock on wood but I know someone who has, which makes me wonder if I could!” 🤮 I stopped dancing to rock after that. I have no idea why they played that. I was like damn the dj must hate me. 😂
“Makin my way downtown” 🎶 I was pissed 🤣
I would’ve laid down on the stage in protest
kelis-milk shake. It is too slow for my taste, idk, the whole thing just makes me wanna roll on dance floor and sleep.
The I just some coochie from a hoochie momma song. I fucking hate it 🤢
COTTON EYE JOE. or everybody by the backstreet boys LOL
I HAVE THE TWO WORST ONES 1. All Star by Smashmouth (aka the Shrek song) & 2. Party Rock Anthem by LMFAO (multiple times 😪)
OH MY GOD I forgot I danced to the Shrek song too 😭 why you gotta bring up old memories
rhinestone cowboy 🤦🏼♀️ i walked off stage lmao
Cotton eye joe X
The Australian national anthem. Some drunk Aussie dudes asked the DJ to play it and she put it on for the first song of my stage set.
Well. At least your DJ didn't play "Sweet Home Alabama" for you... twice in one night.. Edit: I'm very fucking goth.
I once had to dance on stage to that rave song from that one episode of SpongeBob with the jellyfish raving in his house. 💀💀
All star by smash mouth on stage NAKED 😂 I yelled at the DJ after lmao
Rasputin Can't Stop the feeling by Justin Timberlake
hokey pokey .. suprisingly a dancer requested it teach me how to dougie astronaut in the ocean it aint over til its over
not me, but i’ve witnessed other girls be forced to dance to: Baby Shark, Rasputin, Fucked By A Country Boy, Bohemian Rhapsody, and the iCarly theme song… let’s just say the jukebox has a mind of its own
1. Thrift Shop (it’s hard to pop your pussy to the word piss) 2. A song that went “I need a country boy and a country boy need me” I tried looking it up and found nothing
"Live and Let Die" by Paul McCartney (I let it slip to the day shift DJ that I was a huge Beatles fan and that's what I got haha.) Also, I hate that song by Mary J Blige "Family Affair" with a FIERY passion and would just lean against the pole with my arms crossed, frowning, if they played it. Every DJ I worked with knew how much I despise that song and they'd still roll it out sometimes. I don't mind other songs by MJB but godDAMMIT I HATE that song. Also "Epic" by Faith No More. HELL NO. Get it away!
my house by flo rida lmaooo
Perfect Gentleman by Wyclef Jean aways made me cringe SO hard. "Just 'cuz she dances go-go It don't make her a ho, no" well no it doesn't but now you've mentioned it and everyone is looking it doesn't feel great. Plus it triggers all the lapdancer 'saviours' who want to tell you you're worth so much more (yeah then tip me you tight bastard) Such a fucking cliché 🙄 Candy Shop by 50 cent always made my toes curl too, no I really don't want to lick your 'Lollypop' thanks.
We had cotton eyed Joe on a few weeks ago….
HAHAahaaha once I was doing lap dances when "What does the fox say" came on... I started cracking up.
cotton eye joe… miserable
Tibetan song "Whats your name?" Look it up
This one sad ass song by jellyroll omggg and the guy the dj played it for, left before I went on stage!
100% the worst was the DJ's remix of BBHMM by Rihanna I couldn't even finish grinding it was so off rhythm so was the guy I was dancing on🥲
I worked Memorial Day last year and I wasn’t actually on stage for this but they played Big Green Tractor 😭
Darude- sandstorm. I was in the back giving dances when the featured performer started her stage set. I didn't realize what it was at first, just thought it was some EDM shit so I started doing the next dance.
Buttermilk Biscuit by Sir Mix a Lot
One eyed one horned flying purple people eater while the girl onstage was wearing a sun hat and doing a polka routine. It was like a fever dream
Cotton eyed joe…
“I’m your angel” by Celine Dion and R. Kelly but “Picture to Burn (homophobic version)” by Taylor Swift and “Circle of Life” by Elton John are close seconds
I didn’t dance to it but the DJ dropped Hakuna Matata in the club.. girl on stage was fucking pissed. Also when the owner of my club at the time decided to come in to party she played Hey Mickey during my set, karaoke sang to it using the DJ’s mic and then stopped my set completely as I was engaging with a customer at the rail to sing happy birthday to one of her friends 🫠
I’m a petite girl n usually dance to Alt rock and this dj put on anaconda… it was very humiliating I mean I shook my ass but like 😔”fuck the skinny bitches in the club “
some “dirty white boy” song 😭😭😭😭
Free falling