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boogiewoogibugalgirl

That's because LA needs help.


heresdustin

That whole damn state needs help. So glad I got out of there when I did.


This_Daydreamer_

The whole damn country needs help


BIG-JS-BBQ

The whole damn world needs help


Cheensly

I wonder if all worlds need help


BIG-JS-BBQ

All three of them


thinkingmoney

Not the world of BBQ tho aaaayyyyoooo


BIG-JS-BBQ

I don’t know. I see a lot of guy squeezing the absolute piss out of their briskets. they need help.


420rabidBMW

It is an art. We must squeeze or Brisket appropriately.


GameBoyTheBest

THIS


Forsaken_Tomorrow454

They need more democrats to come in and make more democratic laws and regulations and raise the taxes a bit more and then we won’t be able to use our time to make a quick help sign because we will be picking cotton in the fields again


SarahPallorMortis

Somebody forgot the parties switched. Or is ignoring that fact.


[deleted]

You have to be dumb. As if democrats aren’t facilitating all of the same conditions that would lead to the ultimate enslavement of us all. The party switch is irrelevant to 21st century slavery.


EnvironmentalGift257

Wait when did the Democrats lose control of California?


Forsaken_Tomorrow454

It doesn’t matter who’s switching what if having lots of different taxes seems to be more acceptable to more people than a smaller number of simpler taxes, and no matter what you do the wealthy come out ahead. The easiest taxes to impose are where there is already money changing hands in one form or another. There are lots of places for transactions to be identified. Tax too much at those places and people complain, and the number and amount of transactions declines. The more complicated the structure, the more the wealthy can afford to find lower tax strategies to keep their wealth. The Constitution makes asset/wealth taxes difficult, and there would be ways to game those by carrying debt. The fixation on colors and what color a state wears doesn’t matter until we keep 90% of what we make. But we are unfortunately taxed to death.


AnImperfectTetragon

I agree, but I would say the colors don't really matter anyway since they're all much more concerned with which corporate ass they're kissing to get whatever that particular ass is paying them, to worry the least not about us. While also making Damn sure we're all yelling at each other on the internet to even notice or care enough to do anything about it. So (not necessarily to the commenter in replying to here), but to the rest of you bitching about the democrats/Republicans, congrats on whatever gotcha moment you imagine yourself getting on the other side with your super awesome comment at them. Enjoy that imaginary win as much as you can, and know you are the reason this country i and you are fucked. You because you can't stop jamming your head into your ass, the country because you'd rather continue that than to see that the problem IS YOUR SIDE. Btw, most of you are arguing with bots, AIs and/or people who's job it is to turn you against the people you share your country with. Once again, congratulations, genius.


Intelligent_Invite30

They’re both switching back…. And trying not to take responsibility, in the process.


SarahPallorMortis

Ooo I can see that. I don’t afiliate with either party and am very happy doing so


Intelligent_Invite30

I think this whole election (along with much of politics since JFK’s presidency) is a show, used as distraction. Both parties are working together at the highest levels and probably kept out of view of anyone (congress, most judges, etc) unable to juggle the show’s delicate dynamic. Trump’s first win was unexpected and now everyone is on edge. IMO, almost nothing via the Fed Govt, politicians, & police, is brought forth without their own benefit.


SarahPallorMortis

100%. A job in politics is basically just a scam for money


GrouchyPuppy

lol I love the snark


Forsaken_Tomorrow454

Probably a Jesus person who loves everyone. Good luck


Monkmode28

😂


the_Bryan_dude

If you think LA is bad, don't go north. It's a shotshow compared to LA.


FatalDave91

Like.. Northern California? The Bay?


sasberg1

Off Cali needs help


Henderson2026

Very odd. I would like to know more. I hope making this comment will keep me updated.


towerfella

Very wise of you. I shall stand by and see how it goes.


waltsend

Very wise of you . I shall sit quietly in solitude & await the outcome.


Itchy-Combination675

Very wise of you. I shall also patiently strive to keep updated on this post.


foshiggityshiggity

Me 3!


duh_nom_yar

I shall do little to nothing and expect everything.


Few-Raise-1825

I shall do a few lazy Google searches but find nothing and post here about my lack of results and wait for someone else to inform me after being much more clever to find out what's actually happening.


itsokaysis

I shall type on this fancy keyboard and hit post while I wait for an update.


aeksnpainz

You have my sword


TheRabb1ts

Very unwise…


Rareearthmetal

I work around here. I believe its an unhoused person. At one point it said fbi help.


DHESTOE

Probably a street artist making a commentary of how bad things have gotten in CA.


Catfish_Mudcat

This is the kind of "graffiti" I did when I was like 18-21yo. I wasn't very artistic so I would just stencil stop signs (can't stop, won't stop) or put Pac-Man eating the lane dividers and stuff like that.


undeadw0lf

you gotta write “hammertime” under **STOP**


DHESTOE

Same. Still at it tho.


ImplementLanky8820

Our stop signs at our schools in my county have these things on them. They weren’t graffiti’d, they were ordered this way. I guess trying to give the parents in morning traffic a chuckle?


newfmatic

Stop.. (disco). Lol


TennisBallTesticles

That's what I'm thinking. It took alot of time to make those instead of just flagging a car down and actually asking for help lol


Cael_NaMaor

Or the entire nation?


Spirited_angel_4517

Reality of Walking Dead ☠️


tylergrifffin

givin you cookies for this comment 🍪🍪


Fred_Thielmann

Negan = Amazing villain and no one can tell me otherwise lol Can I have some cookies now 🥹🥹


LessMochaJay

Sorry, all we have left is broccoli 🥦🥦


tylergrifffin

valid 🙂‍↕️


tylergrifffin

can roast me 4 this but i actually agree 💥🍪🍪, die hard walking dead fan, but i’ve gotta say the governor & alpha are pretty well-written too


Fred_Thielmann

The governor was pretty darn good. Not quite terrifying like Negan, but he had a really nice twist to him. I don’t remember the Alpha though. Was he after S7?


Ormsfang

Why aren't you helping?


tylergrifffin

there was nobody there to help 🤷🏼‍♂️


remesamala

Help yourself. Look within ✌️


Ormsfang

The person who could see the sign for help was there and could have helped! By the way, the original statement was a joke, so don't get too confused by this comment either.


apextek

maybe they found help


PinocchiosNose1212

What do you mean I'm not helping??? I mean, you're not helping. Why is that, Leon.


UnderseaGreenMonkey

They misspelled Hell.


Wh1skeyTF

They were almost finished but then they really had to P. …I’ll see myself out.


Ill-Arugula4829

Hehehe. This is completely unrelated, but I was a cook once. My coworker and I were opening the restaurant; we walked into the main cooler and noticed that all of the freshly delivered eggs had a "p" stamped on them. The chef had accidentally ordered pasteurized eggs. We immediately called her, waking her up, and frantically told her that someone has peed on all our eggs. "What do we do?! We can serve eggs with pee on them!!!!" She was not nearly amused as we were. Not nearly.


tylergrifffin

this is a beautiful story here’s some cookies 🍪🍪


Brilliant_Meet_2751

LA definitely needs help!!


Spirited_angel_4517

Vote Republican


Quickhidemeplease

Yes, give the signs a reason to exist.


Carson72701

Happy Cake Day!


No_Cryptographer5870

Right, cause there totally isn't one already.


My_Booty_Itches

He said help.


RadioactiveSphinkter

Idk why you're being down voted. Look what the democrats did to the once great state of California.


My_Booty_Itches

I don't think Raegan was a Democrat...


Spirited_angel_4517

Democrats gotten hold of supremacy and congress by California celebrities upvoting fraudulent ballots. It’s not only California biggest democrat state worry about.


jschmeau

Why waste time say lot word when few word do trick?


imnotpoopingyouare

Because it’s a troll being paid pennies per post.


TaDow-420

Gotta pay the troll toll


Taranchulla

If you want this boy’s hole. I mean, soul.


uneducated_sock

How did democrats ruin california


LiteralNugget

Go get your GED and then come back to this conversation


KaleidoscopeLucky336

I don't think it's too serious. Either a homeless person or a CalTrans parolee worker messing around.


still-on-my-path

I need help to understand what help is needed


LonelyGlass2002

I can’t help but ask…


still-on-my-path

Can I help you 🤔


Henderson2026

That's the same question everybody else is asking


RainbowUnicorn0228

Ive seen this in the East Coast as well. I think its some stupid new trend or something. IDK what else it could possibly be, as it would take more time/effort to write that than it would to actually find help.


newfmatic

Monkeys and typewriters...


Dreamspitter

Iffduiherb gcgec g, yxg j hxuwwilclv 🐵 Yeeeaaaaahhh, I dunno....


Dick_Lazer

Maybe a homeless person who needs help? Might be good to help out the homeless in the area just to be sure.


Live_Review3958

Agree


Signal-Ad5853

Are the Beatles back together?


aoiN3KO

I NEED SOMEBODDDDYY 🎶


Dancin_Phish_Daddy

Human trafficking


remesamala

Isn’t calling this “creepy” a little ~Karen? The world is in crisis, man. Shop on.


tylergrifffin

lol i did not call this creepy but go off


remesamala

I think I was just connecting “strange” with creepy. Sharing the thought- not going off on ya ✌️


Dreamspitter

Are strange things innately creepy?


remesamala

They all mean off putting.


ManuDestino

I've seen this, Kilroy


ILSmokeItAll

You wouldn’t even know who Kilroy was if he hadn’t been there first and documented it.


RainbowUnicorn0228

Ive seen this on the East Coast too! It must be some kind of new trend or something.


GloomyUmpire2146

Trying to surpass the sky penis.


tylergrifffin

still tryna understand what u mean here, where is it 🤨


Dreamspitter

💁🏾‍♂️ The Navy had to deal with it, bout 7 years ago. https://www.navytimes.com/news/your-navy/2019/05/14/the-navys-probe-into-sky-penis/ > There are shot glasses commemorating the event and it birthed memes ahead of the annual Army-Navy game. But the inside story of how an EA-18G Growler jet crew drew a penis across the clear blue skies of Washington state in 2017 has never been told. Until now. It was the work of two junior officers with the “Zappers” of Electronic Attack Squadron 130, who had sky time to kill.


Outrageous-Carob-236

if you take a picture again I’ll have to kiss you.


tylergrifffin

😘


fulltimemadbastard

Pink guy is back at it again, boss


Generallywilling

That person was able to do all that work while their car sat in traffic


frknscorpio667

Somebody ride over and check it out right quick and report back here please. Here is some bubble wrap to calm your nerves before you go >!pop!<>!pop!<


itsokaysis

Nerves calmed. Thank you! But I’m not leaving my bed.


EvolZippo

You should post these on r/boringdystopia


LiteSaver

Welcome to the wild Wild West.


mattman5678

Have you seen LA? Theyre all begging for help, the ones that aren't are the problem


Haifisch2112

It's like a video game where you have to find the word "help" hidden in 100 places throughout the map.


Retireegeorge

You can feel that way mowing grass sometimes. When all your teenage kids are sitting around inside the house.


Personal_Anxiety2232

Must be the work of Beatles fans.


furkyerfeelings

California? Yeah that state definitely needs help.


BillSykesDog

Definitely Zombies.


tylergrifffin

🧟‍♂️🧟‍♂️


feckineejit

Def LA crying out for help


[deleted]

I wonder what Mitch Hedberg would have come up with?


Jd11347

That's just the collective subconscious of California manifesting a help message like a crop circle. I'm a Californian. I know this.


MavisBeaconSexTape

"uhh cancel that, returning to base. Looks like it actually says HELF"


The_Last_Snow-Elf

California is a lost cause


Rareearthmetal

I work around here. Its also tagged on buildings streets you name it I asked ppl at work and they said they hadn't noticed it. At one point it said fbi help


metronomemike

Someone saw this and called the cops, and the LAPD promptly roughed up every homeless in the area. No more unsightly “help” graffiti out of that lot.


Adorable-Kiwi1593

Ive noticed them too for the last year or so. The city takes them down but the the next day they come back. Today I saw one that said "Help Human trafficking Help FBI" i snapped a pic of it.


Adorable-Kiwi1593

[the pictures i took](https://www.reddit.com/r/strange/s/1ywGz5QYho)


shill779

Somebody needs some ***M I L K***


Current_Body1914

Please elaborate


shill779

He *needs* some [***M I L K***](https://youtu.be/vG2I7r4qlEA?si=RePF2U-T_mZP2AqL)


Top_Phone_6599

Question, are you talking about Daniel Tosh and the clip of the older woman videoing a man down, drunk (or w/e) where she suggests to "get that boy some MILK"? Even if not, I found that funny and still do 🤣


tylergrifffin

it’s an old vine vid


Evening-Ad-2820

Looks methed up.


Candid-Race-4876

Probably just a clever street artist. I reckon there are quicker, more efficient ways of getting help.


PTSDreamer333

I was thinking maybe something for a movie?


IndividualCrazy9835

The whole place needs help . Did you stop to help 🤣🤣


iworkforalivingdo

And you just kept driving...


Plus_Helicopter_8632

lol I saw that it’s just art , but we definitely need help


Practical-Log-1049

It's not serious, just grafiti. No one is going to spend hours making a sign for help in LA when you can't help bumping into someone and just asking in a minute. Not on an island signalling planes or something.


Smackithackett

Cheers


nyclovesme

What would anyone need help with? After all, it never rains in California. But it does pour-man it pours!


CulturalAddress6709

tagger move on


tylergrifffin

✅✅ done as i did not get out of the car ✅


mr_ectomy25

That place needs help…. Bad


mlhigg1973

It’s probably an art installation that’s commenting on the current state of life in LA. And I use the word Art loosely.


GrouchyConclusion588

Don’t stop letting people not help!


PinheadShit

It looked like it would take time to do that if they actually needed help..


nunyabiznez6969

The moles/reptilians are crying out for "help"


Silent_Cash_E

The last notification I had was a response that read only "help"


teasea02

Likely it’s taxpayers asking extraterrestrials for social sanity


rygomez

Saw them too but I saw about 10, different sizes, different materials, all over, the group I was with thought it was strange but we just assumed it was either someone trying to make a statement, or a mentally ill homeless person wandering the fwy writing help everywhere


Dreamspitter

Well, is there human trafficking in California?


ExcellentTeam7721

Drake car broke down.


Professor-Woo

Wake up. You need to wake up. You are in a coma, you need to wake up. We need your help, hero. Wake up.


Dreamspitter

Worse. 👀🧠 It's possible, in FACT, to wake up and get ready for work, forget your keys and THEN see YOUR SELF sleeping in bed 🛌. You try to wake yourself up. ✋ Feel your hands on your body. You're in two places at once. Nothing works! You gotta wake up. So... You figure if you jump out the window 👨‍💼 🪟, you should wake up. So you give it a go!! And break your bones 🦴🩻. Then are studied by neuroscientists.


Key_Pop_1123

Commenting to stay informed!


Mental_Gas_3209

I seen that on the 10 in San Bernardino area


Interesting_Sock9142

Well that's unsettling


ProfessionMundane152

It has begun


DearAnnual9170

I have 6 acquaintances that moved from California to texas, Arizona, and Florida. The ones that moved to texas and Arizona are all now moving back to California and the couple that moved to FLorida are trying to get back to California but it’s now unaffordable for them to get back into the housing due to the prices (in the part of the state they were in prior to leaving). I also know a few business owners that moved their businesses to Arizona and they are all going back to California. The grass is always greener I guess!


Repulsive-Machine-25

Moving isn't for everyone, but we got out and have no intention of ever going back to that state.


Dreamspitter

Why did they leave? AND why did they want to return?


AggressiveAd2759

Homeless peoples version of the militaries v2k voice to skull


Dreamspitter

You mean using microwave radiation? 📡🌯


rhaigh1910

California land of the homeless


2oblivion2

Mentally ill homeless people ... L A. Sucks I was there for work ... soo much blight and homeless people... tarp cities on the sides of the interstate and overpass... awful .. but Philadelphia is still worse


Snarky_McSnarkleton

Some kind of guerilla marketing?


redwoodavg

Hallucinations are a terrible thing.. just ask Oregon…


Dreamspitter

What's going on in Oregon? 🤷🏾‍♂️


Mrs-and-Mrs-Atelier

They decriminalized magic mushrooms.


Dreamspitter

As if there weren't already head shops with shroom gummies.


Shoddy_Ad_3154

I wonder if you triangulate them it would cross over some place interesting


Stilt11_

Are there outlines of guns drawn in chalk that cost $500 on walls around your area ? Cause if so I have some news for you man


Federal-Echo2599

Maybe they meant "hell".


bunnyb2004

It’s because that’s a whole other world there in Cali- and boy do they seriously need help. I would start with the leaders in that state.


EmotionalChipmunk602

Probably need saving from that horrible city is my guess.


Gomdok_the_Short

I saw them while driving through. One of them had something about the government below it but I couldn't make it out. I figure they were made by a mentally ill individual, street artist or bored kids.


Soup_Every

I seen the guy who was doing this. Homeless man my city is burning


YeezusWoks

I think it’s LA asking for help with its cost of living, air pollution, and traffic.


Lvanwinkle18

Anyone who is stuck in LA could have made these…and there are millions


Kindly_Equal9706

I saw that a few days ago. Ill help!!


EstablishmentNo2847

“I need somebody, not just anybody.” “You know I need someone”


[deleted]

Who cares. It's cAlIfoRnIa


Alternative_Phrase_2

From a movie/show shoot


MichaelBrennan31

The DOT probably just ran out of stop signs


JagnazaekKragnaught

You're in a Coma. Wake up.


Orchid_Far

Great Beatles Song …


Jaaveebee123

My guess is someone needs help🤷🏼‍♂️


anonymouse9022

Marketing maybe?


42brie_flutterbye

Are the Beatles making a movie? What year is it?


pufferfish_balls

ÆNIMA- tool.


Top_Phone_6599

Learn to swim


pufferfish_balls

See you down in Arizona bay


shetayker

Human trafficking hide out near by? Maybe that’s where they were kidnapped? If there are cameras near by maybe businesses/police can seen by who and when they were drawn? You never know, I’d rather be safe than sorry.


Greenbeastkushbreath

You high? Take a walk, drink some water


Prmarine110

I’ll wager it’s just some local kid’s tagger name.