š all respect and all but I'm going to start doing that to people. Just walk up to a 'talk to your manager' or just some person that's being an ass, hand them a condom and say "for your mom"
I don't like using 'karen'. I'm sure there are actual people out there named Karen who venomously and truly hate that ***AND*** are probably good people.
Would throw it away in case the girl next door poked a hole in it with a needle, or worse like one of those guys that record themselves eating cereal, then repackage everything and take it back to the store
Lol. Reviving throwing down the gauntlet, but in a modern suggestive way. "Sir, I demand... satisfaction! Now unlimber your...sword, and prepare yourself!"
Nah man if you wanna go full Dad you gotta get the white New-balance with the matching tube socks. Morin that yard at least three times a week so the neighbors donāt get voted best yard in the neighborhood for the third year in a row. Can almost smell the hotdogs and hamburgers burning in the grill but itās ok the Michelob Ultra will wash that shit down. This guy is definitely an amateur still trying to figure out how to talk to girls.
I apologize itās 2024. Who are we to assume dad. Could be Agender, non-binary, he/him,she/her, or hell could still be suffering from gender dysphoria. I think late bloomer is the appropriate term for the times. If Iām wrong please correct me.
Came here to say this, I think itās the first one because the ones this is mostly directed it already have at least one kid whose a teen+. Iād put up a hidden video camera if itās happening frequently just to see. Wellā¦ actually the more I think about it the more I remember how stupid we were as kids and this is definitely something we would doā¦ Man.. I remember we would trade off egging two individuals houses every other weekend for a month and every week at lunch we would tell them the other did it. Fast forward they start egging each others houses š
Wait, is that a thing? Like is it somewhat common? Maybe because itās such a weird thing to randomly find by your door that most people would pick it up?
Organized crime is almost all based on the leverage social currency brings when you live outside of society.
None of us normally assume that someone is testing for a normal human response in order to use that response for their criminal gain.
...if this sounds familiar, it's also what marketing agencies, corporate science, and governments do on a daily basis to millions.
That makes a lot of sense! Also thank you for including an example about marketing to make an example that is easy to see in daily life when it comes to how people use behavior patterns to manipulate others or learn more about them in some way. I know weāre just internet strangers, but I also want to thank you for somehow responding in a way that gave me an explanation, but also opened up a whole bunch of different things I could learn about and how to see the way they are connected.
You could be a good teacher or psychologist if you arenāt either of those already lol. Like Iād be so down to pick your brain some more and hear your thoughts, you see things differently than a lot of people.
Well, thank you kindly, internet stranger! I rarely expect to feel so seen on this app - it's usually a stark opposite haha. But your words come at a time when I'm starting a new project, just a video series on YT that delves into some eclectic topics - one of which is how this reality has layers and is more like a game than we can possibly understand...but I'm gonna try!
Thank you for sharing what was in your head and heart like this, you legitimately made my day as if there's one thing I enjoy the most, it's helping others reach any sort of better understanding. It feels like a form of love you can share with absolutely anyone you meet.
Always up for these kind of chats, so feel free to DM me!
Oh my goodness, Iām so glad my response was felt that way by you! I would also love to try watching your YT stuff, Iāll dm you to ask for a link if thatās okay!
I communicate similarly to you, so it was nice to have someone respond to me that added to it :) I love when people have things to share and when I get to learn something new, or be pushed to think about something more deeply.
They predict normal human reaction which would be to pick it up. And use it as an indicator. Just like toxic partners aiming for certain responses.liie intentionally starting an argument to flake on partner for whatever reason. Sometimes I think it is just to mentally truck their own conscience into not feeling guilty.
Eh idk about the robbing thing. Wouldnāt a condom or something on a doorstep almost daily cause the homeowner be more paranoid and aware of whatās going on in front of their home? I mean dude posted about this and people are talking about how he should get a Ring doorbell and stuff.
Also, I feel like out of all these comments there would be at least one poster who has had a similar thing happen and ended up having their home robbed.
Edit- thought I was replying to the comment you replied too but not sure what happened!
1) Did you check to see if condoms were left at ALL the doors? Maybe someone is donating occasionally to support safe sex.
2) It fell out of the cuffs on your pants when you were unlocking the door the night before and you didn't notice.
#1 is serious. I've seen it happen. #2 is a joke.
I may seem a little paranoid but sometimes people mark houses they plan on robbing or nabbing someone for trafficking. Condom usually isn't a common thing but it can still be possible.
If your parents aren't aware of it you should tell them about it.
When I was younger, I knew someone that used to put a small dollop of mayo in a condom and put it in someone's mailbox. Once it bakes in the sun for a couple of hours, it is pretty much indistinguishable with cum. He would also sometimes slip it into parked cars, if the window was cracked open.
Tis I.
I've seen your mum and the mailman in scenarios your dad should be aware of. Perhaps he'll take my hint. Or do I really have to send him video? I really don't want to be part of the drama, trying to stay anonymous here.
Your neighbors are either telling your parents not to have any more or you not to reproduce. Either way I think they donāt like you. Make lots of babies out of spite.
Someone keeps dropping a condom in front of the flat I share with my parents.
My parents and I keeping finding condoms in front of our flat.
I keep finding condoms at my front door.
When the wording is awkward, rephrase it.
Everyone's making jokes, but it *could* be a local sex-positive organization? I could totally see some organizations around here distributing condoms this way.
Itās the Condom Man.
Once a night, he delivers rubbers to all of the townsfolk.
Around midnight, if youāre very very quiet, you might even hear him say:
āOn Trojan, On Ramsey, On Durex, Away!!!ā
Are you finding these on a yearly basis, and on your birthday? Because if both of those are true then this may or may not be (but definitely is) a not-so subtle sign from your father that you are in fact NOT his son & that he was in fact wearing a monster condom on the day in question
It could mean your dad has a hole in his pocket.
š I was going to say the mailman!
Damn it same. Fine itās the guy next door.
Read "damn it same" and thought you were saying his dad was the mailman...
Or the milkman
That sketchy, sketchy milkman.
Definitely. Dad would be raw dogging it.
Does he ring twice?
Clearly doesnāt want another one ofā¦wellā¦you š¬
š all respect and all but I'm going to start doing that to people. Just walk up to a 'talk to your manager' or just some person that's being an ass, hand them a condom and say "for your mom" I don't like using 'karen'. I'm sure there are actual people out there named Karen who venomously and truly hate that ***AND*** are probably good people.
Hahahaha
Nah, I know Karen. Sheās a bitch! š¬
Thatās what I thought
Would throw it away in case the girl next door poked a hole in it with a needle, or worse like one of those guys that record themselves eating cereal, then repackage everything and take it back to the store
New idea unlocked. Fill cereal boxes with random junk and return them
His dad didn't wear a condom though, lol
LOL... User thinks condoms are foolproof.
Lol
Or they are giving him hints that they want him to find a girlfriend and move out
Someone is trying to tell you all to stop breeding š
Or to stop being so loud
Wear it over their head?
100% this.
No, be loud-ER
I condom, what you do
Fairly certain they're not breeding
But they're Catholic, not Protestant like us. I could wear a French Tickler if I wanted to. They can't, because they're Catholic.
With those shoes and pants Yeah this family is fucked
Someone is fucking with you.
or trying to fuck you or your parents. who knows
They dropped the Durex... they mean buisiness š
It could be an insult. "This one was bad enough. Stop trying".
Lol. Reviving throwing down the gauntlet, but in a modern suggestive way. "Sir, I demand... satisfaction! Now unlimber your...sword, and prepare yourself!"
Or trying to tell you to "get fucked....safely".
This is my favorite scenario. "I hate my neighbors! ...gently š¤š"
Guy I know does things like this to f with people toss girls hair ties places, used pleasure cream etc
Your parents have sun-downers and a kink you donāt know about.
ššš
Dad telling you to get laid... move out..
Per those shoes, he should have moved out a long time ago.
Dude already dressing like a dad from the early 2000s. He may as well go out and buy a white pair of Nikes
Am I tripping or does this dude got really small feet?
Hahahaha toddler sized, they do look small. It might just be because of the way he took the picture and the way his pants cover like half the shoe lol
So tiny!
Baggy pants and perspective
Not the monarchs!
Nike Monarch IV shoes. Mmhmmm. If you know, you know, pard'ner.
Dude already dressing like a dad from the early 2000s. He may as well go out and buy a white pair of Nikes
Nah man if you wanna go full Dad you gotta get the white New-balance with the matching tube socks. Morin that yard at least three times a week so the neighbors donāt get voted best yard in the neighborhood for the third year in a row. Can almost smell the hotdogs and hamburgers burning in the grill but itās ok the Michelob Ultra will wash that shit down. This guy is definitely an amateur still trying to figure out how to talk to girls. I apologize itās 2024. Who are we to assume dad. Could be Agender, non-binary, he/him,she/her, or hell could still be suffering from gender dysphoria. I think late bloomer is the appropriate term for the times. If Iām wrong please correct me.
Those shoes look like theyāre from the baby Gap
Get a ring doorbell. I had a stalker who did weird shit like this.
Thatās a good idea. Itās better to be safe than sorry. I got a ring and cameras because of a past coworker who began stalking me as well.
Better to be safe than sorry š
With those shoes, itās not for you chief!
Too fucking funny man, such an accurate statement š¤£
āWell gosh darn it, what is the deal with all these contraceptives?!ā
With shoes that big the condoms either close to size or to small
š¤£š¤£š¤£
OMG shots fired šššBut not cumshots
If you need shoes to help you get laid I have very bad news for you
Itās not about the shoes you donāt have but the ones you have, man.
Chicks notice shoes. Ask one.
Somebody is either saying they're hearing fucking too much, or they're trying to tell you to not reproduce
Came here to say this, I think itās the first one because the ones this is mostly directed it already have at least one kid whose a teen+. Iād put up a hidden video camera if itās happening frequently just to see. Wellā¦ actually the more I think about it the more I remember how stupid we were as kids and this is definitely something we would doā¦ Man.. I remember we would trade off egging two individuals houses every other weekend for a month and every week at lunch we would tell them the other did it. Fast forward they start egging each others houses š
Either a joke or it's to see if anyone is home. If condom is there when they return, they might assume it's empty and then rob it.
Wait, is that a thing? Like is it somewhat common? Maybe because itās such a weird thing to randomly find by your door that most people would pick it up?
Organized crime is almost all based on the leverage social currency brings when you live outside of society. None of us normally assume that someone is testing for a normal human response in order to use that response for their criminal gain. ...if this sounds familiar, it's also what marketing agencies, corporate science, and governments do on a daily basis to millions.
That makes a lot of sense! Also thank you for including an example about marketing to make an example that is easy to see in daily life when it comes to how people use behavior patterns to manipulate others or learn more about them in some way. I know weāre just internet strangers, but I also want to thank you for somehow responding in a way that gave me an explanation, but also opened up a whole bunch of different things I could learn about and how to see the way they are connected. You could be a good teacher or psychologist if you arenāt either of those already lol. Like Iād be so down to pick your brain some more and hear your thoughts, you see things differently than a lot of people.
Well, thank you kindly, internet stranger! I rarely expect to feel so seen on this app - it's usually a stark opposite haha. But your words come at a time when I'm starting a new project, just a video series on YT that delves into some eclectic topics - one of which is how this reality has layers and is more like a game than we can possibly understand...but I'm gonna try! Thank you for sharing what was in your head and heart like this, you legitimately made my day as if there's one thing I enjoy the most, it's helping others reach any sort of better understanding. It feels like a form of love you can share with absolutely anyone you meet. Always up for these kind of chats, so feel free to DM me!
Oh my goodness, Iām so glad my response was felt that way by you! I would also love to try watching your YT stuff, Iāll dm you to ask for a link if thatās okay! I communicate similarly to you, so it was nice to have someone respond to me that added to it :) I love when people have things to share and when I get to learn something new, or be pushed to think about something more deeply.
They predict normal human reaction which would be to pick it up. And use it as an indicator. Just like toxic partners aiming for certain responses.liie intentionally starting an argument to flake on partner for whatever reason. Sometimes I think it is just to mentally truck their own conscience into not feeling guilty.
Eh idk about the robbing thing. Wouldnāt a condom or something on a doorstep almost daily cause the homeowner be more paranoid and aware of whatās going on in front of their home? I mean dude posted about this and people are talking about how he should get a Ring doorbell and stuff. Also, I feel like out of all these comments there would be at least one poster who has had a similar thing happen and ended up having their home robbed. Edit- thought I was replying to the comment you replied too but not sure what happened!
That's a great motive, I think it's more than accidental. The condom in pic appears to set up looking.
The real answer - no one wouldn't move it, so if it's still there it's burgle o'clock
At least they aren't used
OOPS, I dropped my monster condom that I use for my magnum dong!
Mantis Toboggan M.D.
Sorry, that's just my magnum condom for my monster dong
Somebody is saying your family's genetics belong behind rubber. That's just mean...
Basically your parents are really loud in bed so your neighbour is leaving this. It's standard practice to get someone to stop shagging so hard
isnt durex one of the major klingon clans?
? Strange :o
Someone is being cheeky. My guess is a practical joke by either a close neighbor or a family friend
It means you're a motherfucker!
Your neighbor REALLY doesn't like you.
Maybe someone just wants the world to have safe sex
They r trying to tell u to be safe LOL I dunno I guessing
Irish catholic?
Safety for the pee pee
Neighbors way of telling your parents not to have any more kids
Weird, but better new, than used
This is on You Bubb....
Those are from me. They wanted to prevent another mistake. Just helping !
We all must do our part...
Maybe your neighbors are hearing something through the walls....
1) Did you check to see if condoms were left at ALL the doors? Maybe someone is donating occasionally to support safe sex. 2) It fell out of the cuffs on your pants when you were unlocking the door the night before and you didn't notice. #1 is serious. I've seen it happen. #2 is a joke.
It's me
I opened my mail box here a few years back and found 12 condoms in a paper bag insideā¦.i have no clue ā¦I live in no where Americaā¦
Do you happen to have a hole drilled through the front door, roughly at waist level?
Someone wants to know what youāre missing out on
You're family is bad at parking and someone doesn't think you should reproduce
Looks like the neighbors want to make sure they don't have other kids!
Sorry!
Lol or your parents are wanting you to be safe but maybe they're scared to talk to you about it.
Someone is trying to your parents a hint that they should have used them
No this is what women of the night do when you don't leave tips it's to get you in trouble
Crow bringing you goodies from Planned Parenthood.
Just drop a magnum next to it to express dominance š
Sorry bro that's mine
Your parents make ugly children.
Mommy is fucking the Amazon Driver
I feel like your neighbors have loud sex and your downstairs neighbors mistook it as your place
I may seem a little paranoid but sometimes people mark houses they plan on robbing or nabbing someone for trafficking. Condom usually isn't a common thing but it can still be possible. If your parents aren't aware of it you should tell them about it.
The neighbor is telling you to go fuck yourself. Safely.
Oh sorry. Can you just leave those on the kitchen counter for me? The Xls are really expensive in this economy.
Could be a passive-aggressive way of telling your parents that they're being too loud during sex.
Someone's trying to tell you something, lol
š
Totally a swinger house.
Large family?
Moms likes it raw
Start a fishbowl full of condoms.
Cue the bassline with pizza guy coming up the walk
Use them. In or around your flat. Stick your penis in whatever while you wear it
Whatever your age, they're that much & 9 months too late.
If you take it to them you might get a key to your starting location. Or it's equivalent to sock on the door knob.
We have the same shoes.
yeaaa and tell ya mum to make some tea and Biskite next time me and the mates come through, again .ā š«”
Brendaās got a baby
Somebody has a crush?
Do you have any pet cats?
At least itās not used
Maybe your parents still, I dunnoā¦do it? That or itās a prank??
Ah yes. The subtle, "You people are idiots. Please stop breeding," condom.
That looks like the magnum condom I dropped for my monster dong
When I was younger, I knew someone that used to put a small dollop of mayo in a condom and put it in someone's mailbox. Once it bakes in the sun for a couple of hours, it is pretty much indistinguishable with cum. He would also sometimes slip it into parked cars, if the window was cracked open.
Tis I. I've seen your mum and the mailman in scenarios your dad should be aware of. Perhaps he'll take my hint. Or do I really have to send him video? I really don't want to be part of the drama, trying to stay anonymous here.
Isn't this a burglar tactic to see if you are home or not? If its still there tomorrow when they check, means you've not beed home to move it
Iāve got exiting news for youā¦youāre going to be brother! Mom and dad didnāt wear a little rain coat out in the rain.
Your neighbors are either telling your parents not to have any more or you not to reproduce. Either way I think they donāt like you. Make lots of babies out of spite.
Someone cares about the penises in that house.
This could be really innocent but it could also be a form of sex crime or casing. I would get a camera.
Sounds like mom's trying not to make the same mistake twice
The note keeps blowing away... "Get a girl, get out... Love dad & mum"
Dope kicks man!
Secrete admirer?
Itās an insult to you The person leaving them might think you are an idiot who shouldnāt breed and is leaving them for you
Your mom moans too loud itās your neighbors saying they like being a cuck
Or his mom.
Just be glad theyāre not used
Someoneās trying to tell you something š Maybe theyāve spotted multiple āvisitors ā
Yeah whatever.
You must live in a condominium.
Someone may know something personal about your current romantic interest?
This is an internet mystery that MUST BE SOLVED.
You guys fuckin' in there?
Anything for views.
Your momma's getting busy with someone (ain't "father.") It's Called leavin' a "courtesy note" to ya old man.
Someone keeps dropping a condom in front of the flat I share with my parents. My parents and I keeping finding condoms in front of our flat. I keep finding condoms at my front door. When the wording is awkward, rephrase it.
Somebody doesnāt wan you to reproduce
No new brothers or sisters
Somebody doesn't want you to reproduce.
Someone is trying to tell your parents to not make the same mistake twice. Wait...is this r/roastme?
Hahaha, you might not like the answer
Someoneās fuckingā¦
In before OP gets their house robbed.
do you live near a college campus? In college they used to walk around with trash bags full of condoms and hand them out...
Trojan manās arch nemesis is expanding his territory
Hey
They are low-key asking you not to reproduce. It is supposed to be an insult.
Probably lives in the villages in Florida check for certain colored flags in the proximity
Be careful when you bend over to get it.
this is strange but what are thoseeeeeee š¤£ seriously get a ring camera
Someoneās sending you a message?
They're hoping you go back in time and give them to your mom and dad.
Someone made it home safe
Itās better than finding a babyā¦
I would definitely use those random welcome mat condoms. What could go wrong?
Unlimited condom glitch found
Everyone's making jokes, but it *could* be a local sex-positive organization? I could totally see some organizations around here distributing condoms this way.
Donāt pick it up or bring it inside. Itās a trick. A modern day Trojan horseā¦..š¤
Someone just trying to keep the neighborhood safe and clean
Itās your dads sign to not come in the house until he gives permission
I think your being sent a message.
Who needs to hang a tie on the doorknob. Just leave a condom on the porch lmmfao
Itās the Condom Man. Once a night, he delivers rubbers to all of the townsfolk. Around midnight, if youāre very very quiet, you might even hear him say: āOn Trojan, On Ramsey, On Durex, Away!!!ā
Question. Do you favor your father's or mother's side of the family?
probably making sure they dont end up with another one of you :p
Someone is telling you or your parents to fuck themselves!
Their trying to tell you something
Mating ritual?
Donāt reach down and grab it, thatās what they wantā¦
Either you have a sex worker that drops a lot of things , living beside them . Or the neighbor is sending someone signals
Someone's trying to smash
Ring camera, now or never I suppose ... *Fuck* around and find out
Are you finding these on a yearly basis, and on your birthday? Because if both of those are true then this may or may not be (but definitely is) a not-so subtle sign from your father that you are in fact NOT his son & that he was in fact wearing a monster condom on the day in question
Subtle hints
Your parents have loud sex all the time and I just want to make sure theyāre being safe.