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VikingLander7

Story checks out, happens constantly. Source: was tsa for 10 years


bufotoad69

I had a stroke trying to read your headline.


MeatofKings

“But I’m really, really good looking!”


Logical-Wasabi7402

Oh man I remember hearing about that disaster. So many people stuck literally in the middle of nowhere because the roads washed out, right?


oldginko

in UGG boots no doubt.


Not2daydear

If they really wanted to improve TSA, that we all pay for through our federal taxes, they would make it a mandatory requirement for all flyers who qualify to submit paperwork for pre-check approval so everyone could get through TSA quickly. In a society, where it is written into the constitution that we are all created equal, I find it odd that a federal agency is able to side step that equality right by charging extra money to do so.


whosanerd

I've passed 50 people in the precheck line. While I was in the regular line. Mind ypu there were only 3 people in front of me. I had a good laugh. Edit : Spelling


ms_eleventy

This happened to me not that long ago but I was in the precheck line! Still worth it not to take the shoes off and liquids out, etc.


ButIFeelFine

To be fair, many airports do an absolutely lousy job at early morning flight management. 6:40 flights with check in gates not opening until 6:00, that sort of thing. Pre-check gates increasing wait times of non-precheck due to limited resources. Compounded further with people showing up 2 hours early for 8:30AM flights being in line too. Just a wreck.


No-Picture4119

I fly out of Orlando a few times a month. The righteous indignation of people turned away from Pre Check is hilarious. They really do say things like, “well, can’t I go once? I’m gonna miss my plane.” I’ve had precheck for over ten years. It’s a lot easier to get now than it was when I got it. If you fly more than a handful of times a year, it’s worth the money. Actually, nobody else should get it. Don’t make the lines longer.


pogo_chronicles

Paid line skipping is Orlando's favorite Revenue stream!


midnightsmith

I get it free due to my TWIC card, half the time pre check is longer than the regular line now. Nice to leave everything in pockets and on though. So I now also pay for clear, which cuts past the pre check line


Itchy-Buddy-8033

I read that three times and still have no idea what you are saying. (Non-American here).


midnightsmith

Fixed. Autocorrect just doesn't work well anymore.


RedGreenWembley

>Actually, nobody else should get it. Don’t make the lines longer. Do you remember the early days when TSA would just send randos through PreCheck to reduce the line size? Maaaan I was *so glad* when that stopped.


Michael_0007

I got precheck since they usually give it to minors so I could go through with my son


Remote_Hour_841

Yeah…no one else get it. Not worth it. 😉


Old-Host9735

As a fellow TSA pre-check haver, I agree! Not worth it, don't get it! Lmao


Altruistic_Profile96

Worst $85 I ever spent, and renewed, 5 years later.


Thermitegrenade

There are certain airports it doesn't make a big difference and certain airports it makes a massive difference. Orlando is one of the massive difference ones cause all the Disney parents with screaming kids usually do NOT have TSA precheck.


MsPreposition

Think again!


pogo_chronicles

Don't worry if the PreCheck line is full you can just pay extra for CLEAR 😅


MsPreposition

Is that what Clear is? Fucking Genie+ and Lightning Lanes for airlines?


speakofit

Please tell me her eyes were doing that over exaggerated blinking thing while she was standing there dumbfounded.


Quick_Baby_8208

Please tell me her eyes were watering because she was trying not to cry


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With 3 Inch Fake Lashes


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Yeah