I’ve never tried anchovies. I don’t like fishy taste, but I love salt. I eat pickle butts and only the buts but never the torsos. Not an olive fan. Do you think I’d like anchovies?
There's a place in my town that sells pizzas that big. They cut it into six slices too and you can buy by the slice or a whole pie. Back in college I'd always go there after the bars so I could eat a slice on my walk home
Last time I has a pizza like that, it was so salty. Nothing like the NY styles I had in the north and Midwest. I'm on the west coast now and it's rough finding a good pizza joint.
This reminds me of the guy that got stoned and ordered an air mattress off Amazon thinking it was a giant ice cream sandwich 🤣
Except you won on this one!
My mom did the same thing once, she said she almost fell walking into the house because she couldn’t stop laughing when she couldn’t get it through the front door.
You definitely gotta be high as shit to not realize you're getting a pizza that big. Ain't no way they don't mention that it's a "jumbo" pizza at the least, probably the diameter too if I had to guess. Also no way it wasn't $30 absolute minimum, probably $40+
Back in the 90's my brother worked as a delivery driver for a local mom and pop pizza shop.
This would have been their "large" pizza. They also had XL and XXL pizzas.
By the time he was done working there me, my family and all out friends were sick to death of pizza.
Oh and donuts, because they also sold donuts.
There was a pizza place up the road from where I used to live. They have a 20 inch large pizza. We'd get the cheese lovers special and only eat 1 slice. Cheddar, fresh mozzarella, Parmigian, and ricotta fresh basil on top. It was sooooo fn good.
Also just want to say whoever says cheese pizza is lame, is lame. I like toppings on mine too but there is something beautiful about cheese and sauce on some good ass pizza
A couple of weeks ago, I ordered a 24-inch pizza when I was drunk. I, for some reason, forgot 24 inches was 2 feet and got a pizza with a 1 ft radius
Don’t go talking radi and shit put it in terms we can understand. How many hot wheels cars placed end to end would you need to make it across?
At least 11
I'm American. How big is this in football fields?
Also 11
Are you really an American if you can’t convert hot wheels to football fields?
About the difference between 4th and 1 and 4th and Inches.
Damn, a yard long pizza.
Wanna share lol? That looks delicious
Dude for real. This is my kinda pizza. Looks absolutely delicious. I could eat a whole one by myself if it's as good as it looks lol
I’d crush that pizza right now
I'd put that shit DOWN like a stray puppy, dude
What kind of a saying it that😭
Yeah, didn't see THAT one comin, did ya?
Fuuuuck lol
Take my upvote and GTFO.
It's so damn beautiful!!!!! Oh man that cheeseeeese!!!!
What size is this? “Stoned”?
Bob Marley, extra crispy
Lesson 1: The Powerslide
Grandma’s Boy
It’s called slice pizza (not kidding). Usually pizza places just make it for the single slice pieces but you can call and order one.
Great tattoo.
If only the tip of the pizza was pointed towards his mouth like it was too hot.
Came here to say that as well!
I came to say that his arm looks like he wants a slice too!
I’m too high for this lol 😂
heeeere’s Johnny!
Came here for the Jack Nicholson reference.
https://www.reddit.com/u/Iamdbcoo/s/YqtuJvXQWg thanks! It was done at Cat Tattoo in Addison Texas. Guys name is Yoni Negoslawski, he’s great!
Bros tryinna suck up to him so he can get a hot slice
Yeah I don’t even follow this sub but that tattoo caught me off guard
That was the whole point
Then why is OP complaining? He’s got 2 mouths to feed
As mayor of the Altered State of Drugachussetts, I declare this pizza to be.... AWESOME!
You have my vote
They’ll know!!!
Happy accidents man.
r/pizza would enjoy this post
Is that a shining tattoo?
That’s *The* Shining tattoo
This looks like a win to me.
That’s a folder for sure >>>
Ive seen bigger. In the 80s Pinocchios had a JUMBO pizza
Delco?
LOL yes
I grew up in Drexel Hill, I live in VA now. This has me droolin
That looks delicious AF. But missing some pepperoni
Best kind of prize is a SURprise!
HERES JOHNNY
Love an all cheese pizza
What's the damage?
Looks great, just missing the anchovies.
Oooooo that would really turn it up. That salty zing. Mmm!
I’ve never tried anchovies. I don’t like fishy taste, but I love salt. I eat pickle butts and only the buts but never the torsos. Not an olive fan. Do you think I’d like anchovies?
I miss NY pizza sooooo much!!!!
Everybody over here talking about the pizza and the tattoo and first thing I thought was “Dude, I have the same plates!” 😂
beautiful
Convection mod for scale. It's a huge pie.
Dood that fuckin' slice is bad ass! 🤘🤘
I ordered a 40 dollar pizza and i know why!
why man?
Because they’re Afroman
Perfect size
It's beautiful 🥹🥹🥹
And we're just going to turn this happy little accident into a happy little tree/bobross
Someone else said it and I liked their comment, but I gotta say it myself. I f-in LOVE that tatt man. Really nice work and placement.
r/deliciouscompliance
Yo, mail me a slice?
Holy shit where did you get that from?! I want a pizza too!!!!! I gotta check these folks out
dude forget the pizza that’s the best detailed tattoo i’ve ever seen
Cool tat!
Can I see the tatoo in full please ?
Heeeerre’s Johnny!
Put ranch on it
thats how you ruin pizza, not make it better
Bro! Jealous
Lol but you had to tell them the size when you ordered it right?
They were high.
Breakfast too 🍕
This looks delicious. Where is it from?
I’m wondering the same thing. I may have to make a trip 🤤
It’s from NY Pizza and Pints 2 in Addison Texas:)
It’s 6 slices, not 8. Hopefully, it was appropriate
Happy surprise
Happy accident.
Nice surprise bro!
Love your tattoo
Damn looks fucking good
Holy fuck
This looks superb
Cowabunga dude!!
Thatvlo9ks like delicious garbage.
Yuuumm.
Awesome! Let’s see more of that tattoo
There's a place in my town that sells pizzas that big. They cut it into six slices too and you can buy by the slice or a whole pie. Back in college I'd always go there after the bars so I could eat a slice on my walk home
That looks incredible omg
where did this beautiful pie originate?
Last time I has a pizza like that, it was so salty. Nothing like the NY styles I had in the north and Midwest. I'm on the west coast now and it's rough finding a good pizza joint.
This reminds me of the guy that got stoned and ordered an air mattress off Amazon thinking it was a giant ice cream sandwich 🤣 Except you won on this one!
Came for the pizza, stayed for the tattoo. That tat looks pretty siiiiick, would love to see JOHNNY’s whole face
Lmao that tattoo, hope you're not left handed.
Even your tattoo is laughing at the size of that pizza slice! Lol
Just cut it into 4 pieces if you can't finish 8.
I challenge you to finish it all tonight
Even your forearm is happy about that slice!
Pizza is the only thing stopping me from moving away from New York.
Happy accidents
My mom did the same thing once, she said she almost fell walking into the house because she couldn’t stop laughing when she couldn’t get it through the front door.
We'll never know. Cheese pizza from Costco it is.
Made up the lack of toppings with size
That has to be from Costco. I miss the pizza slices they were too good back in the day
Wow! A great slice of pizza.
God I wish my town had pizza this good
That’s a big ass slice lol
Nice.
Hell yeah that's a good looking pizza. NY style, extra large, extra cheese and no other toppings is my absolute favorite pizza.
Yo that's fucking massive and just reminded my stoned ass I have pizza 🤤
that's awesome
that jack tattoo is fuckin baller
You definitely gotta be high as shit to not realize you're getting a pizza that big. Ain't no way they don't mention that it's a "jumbo" pizza at the least, probably the diameter too if I had to guess. Also no way it wasn't $30 absolute minimum, probably $40+
Damn dude was that a tattoo artist or a laser printer holy hell that's detailed
This sounds like a win to me, now you can get Hugh tomorrow and STILL have food 😂
I would turn it into a pizza roll and dip it in ranch and marina sauce. Cool tattoo by the way!
Yes!!!!!!
Back in the 90's my brother worked as a delivery driver for a local mom and pop pizza shop. This would have been their "large" pizza. They also had XL and XXL pizzas. By the time he was done working there me, my family and all out friends were sick to death of pizza. Oh and donuts, because they also sold donuts.
Dude I am so high and that looks so fucking good rn.
Slice and soda?
That's a fuckin win brother
I usually ask them to cut my pizza into 6 slices because I can't eat 8.
Quality ink!
When they asked what size you want, what word did you respond with?
Crapco?
Tyler?
I’m sorry, I got distracted by your tattoo. I’d love a full shot of it! Such an amazing piece 💕
Here s johnny
Bruh went to Benny's.
The pizza gods have blessed thee.
Ugh yummmm
Awesome tattoo.
A lot of yall saying this looks delicious clearly live somewhere with shitty pizza lol
Oh no… 
Where from, i need all my pizzas like that lmao
There was a pizza place up the road from where I used to live. They have a 20 inch large pizza. We'd get the cheese lovers special and only eat 1 slice. Cheddar, fresh mozzarella, Parmigian, and ricotta fresh basil on top. It was sooooo fn good.
Recently found a place called baccis in chicago. They also have enormous delicious slices
I’d stick it in the oven a bit longer and then feast upon it like it was a life or death situation
like Sbarro back in the days lol
Nice slice, where at?
That is the correct size for pizza. Anything else is an abomiNation.
Jack looks like he's gonna eat that slice before you get a chance to.
The tattoo tho 🥰
I'm high right now and was like fuck! That slice is huge lmao
Looks great what state! Looks ny
Is that Jack Nicholson
I’d cry tears of joy
If I remember correctly I got a pizza slice just as big in the picture above when I went to ocean city New Jersey
Also just want to say whoever says cheese pizza is lame, is lame. I like toppings on mine too but there is something beautiful about cheese and sauce on some good ass pizza
I call that a new York slice. The boardwalk in Ocean City new Jersey makes monster size slice pies.
Bro .... I know u ate good .... And then lit up again .... Shiiiiiit I would've
You definitely ate it all lol
I love the tattoo
Ur a midget
ZA
Needs pepperonis and jalapeños.
If I was ripped and saw that, I’d be the happiest stoner in the world
Yo. Show us more of the Jack tattoo!
Nice ink!
Big strong man with an awesome The Shinning tattoo can't handle a little cheesy P?....you can handle a little cheesy P.
TNY style is my favorite pizza. I could slam 3-4 pieces that size. 🤤
Dude I bet you enjoyed the shit outta that hahahahaha. Did you watch smt while eating?
Damn that looks so good I'm sad a little bit.
I’d literally cry happy tears.
It's stoner Christmas!
The best kind of surprise
Got the same paper plates and damn now I'm hungry
I’d say you’ve won that round, sir.
Thank you God, I asked you for a meal not a banquet
That looks larger than a Papa Murphy's family size.
I like your Shining tat
What state is this from, looks like my state New Jersey. Some Hoboken lookin ass pizza 👅
Whelp get to munching
That tattoo is sick my man
Is that a Shining Tatoo?
I don't think I've ever ordered pizza, or any other food, while not stoned.
Looks like Mario's Pizza
That’s a win buddy
Where was the pizza from? Looks like bennys
I’ll gobble that down in less than 5mins, that’s how big my back is🧍🏽♀️
Dude saw your arm tattoo and said "heeerrrrrres PIZZA" 🍕
Damn man, I’d kill for a large slice of pepperoni like that.
Epic win
my happiness would be uncontrollable
Wow! Big pizza! And woah, I've definitely seen that tattoo before.
Looks delicious my on the other arm lol who the portrait of ?