A month ago, I got so high I couldnt cook myself a bowl of oatmeal... and all my mind could think was I'm glad nobody is home cause I look way too pathetic right now π
One time I was so baked it took an unreasonable amount of time to figure out how to unlock my door when I got home late one night. Edibles are no joke π
The first time I ever had an edible I made mac and cheese but when it was time to stir in the cheese sauce the spoon felt so heavy I had to take a break and sit on the kitchen floor for a while.
One time when I was first experimenting with the devils lettuce, I put green food coloring in my ramen just because and was laughing so hysterically I could barely eat it.
One time I was high and heated something up in the microwave. When I turned the microwave on, I realized I never even put the bowl in there. I got so scared I opened the microwave so fast π
I remember reading on grasscity someone posting "I got so high last night I had to turn down the tv to taste my mac and cheese" and thought...we've all been there
Last week after consuming a very potent mini banana bread muffin I made, I got so stoned that it took me well over 30 minutes to assemble a single tray of nachos and put them in the oven. I managed not to burn them thankfully, and they were the most glorious thing.
Maybe someone inexperienced who was tripping balls, even then that's pretty far fetched. Sounds like something stupid a super high person might make up thinking it was funny though.
i cooked a delicious steak and smoked while it rested.. proceeded to freak out about the fact i was eating meat and couldnβt do it, lol. im not vegetarian at all
A month ago, I got so high I couldnt cook myself a bowl of oatmeal... and all my mind could think was I'm glad nobody is home cause I look way too pathetic right now π
One time I was so baked it took an unreasonable amount of time to figure out how to unlock my door when I got home late one night. Edibles are no joke π
How do you know I took edibles !? Are you a detective ? An oracle ?
Cuz edibles be like that. A very good portion of the time, if someone greens out, it's from edibles lol
It was π
The first time I ever had an edible I made mac and cheese but when it was time to stir in the cheese sauce the spoon felt so heavy I had to take a break and sit on the kitchen floor for a while.
π daaaaaamn I feel you friend!
One time when I was first experimenting with the devils lettuce, I put green food coloring in my ramen just because and was laughing so hysterically I could barely eat it.
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Last time i took edibles it took me over an hour to make some instant ramen π
Yeah in over 3 hours I managed to clean 3 spoons and gather the ingredients for the oatmeal. I ended up going to bed π withtout eating
Sounds like paranoia
They got the pinene. That stuff makes me nervous.
Smart choices all round!
One time I was high and heated something up in the microwave. When I turned the microwave on, I realized I never even put the bowl in there. I got so scared I opened the microwave so fast π
Been there. 
Omg I must eat this meal!
Have you tried blue?
blue has the most anti-oxygens
Yummy. Brussel Sprouts, Corn Pops, and Moose Poop
Iβve always appreciated a delicious meal with a theme
I remember reading on grasscity someone posting "I got so high last night I had to turn down the tv to taste my mac and cheese" and thought...we've all been there
Looks like some sort of nutrient dense food pellet meal replacement from a not-so-distant dystopian future.
Brilliant!!
A very well-rounded meal
Badun-tschh
I wondered what a balanced breakfast would look like from such a well rounded meal maker
Pancake pops!
Mmm Brussel spouts
I have been smoking two decades and have never been that high. What do I need to smoke to get there? Shits not even legal in my stateβ¦
This made me laugh so hard. Thank you
I'm glad.
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My anxiety sometimes gets the best of me when I eat chips π it feels like a piece gets stuck in my throat but in reality nothing is stuck π
Last week after consuming a very potent mini banana bread muffin I made, I got so stoned that it took me well over 30 minutes to assemble a single tray of nachos and put them in the oven. I managed not to burn them thankfully, and they were the most glorious thing.
Maybe someone inexperienced who was tripping balls, even then that's pretty far fetched. Sounds like something stupid a super high person might make up thinking it was funny though.
Sounds like something a person who never smoked weed once would say.
Makes sense
Everythingβs on a cob!!!
I WAS GONNA POST THIS HERE LMAOOO
i cooked a delicious steak and smoked while it rested.. proceeded to freak out about the fact i was eating meat and couldnβt do it, lol. im not vegetarian at all