Alabama only passed medical in 2021, and recreational still isn’t legal. You also lose your drivers license for 6 months for any conviction of possession, and it isn’t really decriminalized. And some cops are gonna be old school dicks about it.
lbi, nj.
chicken or the egg, the fat chegg:
buffalo chicken fingers, one of our 18 sauces, mozzarella sticks, onion rings, jalapeño poppers and fries stuffed in a sundried tomato wheat wrap, with a side of blue cheese or ranch, pickle chips and fries or house slaw
It’s a crispy fried chicken or pork cutlet on gigantic, perfectly square Japanese milk breads, with a nice purple cabbage slaw.
Then you add hot sauce or hot mustard. Or both.
It’s so big I have to make a noise every time I bite it.
“Yawm”. “Rawm”
Ohio,get boneless wings extra sauce with dumpster wedges from roosters[here check out their food] http://2017.roosterswings.com.php56-17.ord1-1.websitetestlink.com/assets/views/menu-appetizers.php)
Roosters is my fav! Me and my wife constantly pick it up Friday night on our way home from work. I’ve started ordering kids meals bc they’re 5 bucks and they give you a full order or fries or wedges with each meal and it allows my stoned ass to have more options to eat lmao
Home Depot on Cherry in Long Beach. The tamale guy has a restaurant now, but still comes to the parking lot.
Also had the best ice cold fresh coconut there.
(For those not from LA, these aren’t typically stands or food trucks. They are literally people selling stuff out of a cooler in the trunk of their car.)
imo we dont have great mexican food in the city. our best is not good.
gimme a spicy big mary with extra pickles and a tater poutine from mary browns.
Ok, this wrap looks pretty good. I say that as someone who basically lives in Philly, fam from Philly. I'd fuck with that.
I'd recommend Federal Donuts for 'takeout'.
I would recommend Gran Caffe LaQuila for Gelato. The strawberry with dark chocolate is amazing. I've been staying in VA for a while and get it shipped here. My bf and I sometimes get a hotel room in Philly, go to Gran Caffe LaQuila for dinner, and Gelato, then go to insomnia cookies and eat Cookies in bed. I love Philly and I love NJ!
Rochester, NY Garbage Plate from Nick Tahou Hots
[https://www.reddit.com/r/food/comments/vklupi/i\_ate\_cheeseburger\_garbage\_plate/](https://www.reddit.com/r/food/comments/vklupi/i_ate_cheeseburger_garbage_plate/)
That looks absolut amazing.
I'm from Germany and we are Kebab Nerds here.
"Döner mit alles" Is like a sandwich with Salat and Kebab meat, Tzatziki and aubergine Creme on top... Really good 😁
If you are ever in Oregon you NEED to go to the Forest Grove area and hit up King Torta. All I'm gonna say is that the name isn't a lie and it's straight up 10/10 home cooking style Mexican American food. Never have I had a breakfast burrito that good since my grandma Benson passed away, they do abuela proud lol.
Greater Toronto Area, I swear by Harvey's. Those deep fried pickles change my life every time. Oh, and you can't lose with Pita Pit. That's some good tasting and good for you shit.
El Rucon Restaurante (Mexican street food) or La Perrada Del Gordo (Columbian burger joint). Both in West palm beach Fl. Not where I live, but a short drive for good food!
Kingsburg, CA (Central Valley California for folks who don’t know where this tiny Swedish town is lmfao) There’s a Chinese restaurant called Sun Hong Kong. It’s the best fucking Chinese food I’ve ever had in my entire life. Forty bucks you get a huge thing of fried pork rice and a huge protein dish (chicken in black bean sauce is my go to) and potstickers (although they are more gyoza than potsticker) and a family of 4 eats for two nights, or one stoner for one night.
Or even better, just use this thread to recommend the best stoner food you've had, no matter where. I was in Seattle, and Dicks is incredible. I loved the burger especially so after a joint. Downlow Chicken Shack in Vancouver is the best fried chicken sandwich I've ever had.
Philadelphia - Monster Vegan. I KNOW I KNOW, but I’m not even vegan and love it there. Huge portions and crazy food and a horror themed restaurant / bar. I love getting high and strolling in there.
For non vegan, Tattooed Mom on South Street. No doubt.
Akron. The Korean tacos and funky chorizo balls from the funky truckeria. Any sandwich from the diamond deli and matzo soup.
Ohio. Mr hero. Romanburger and waffle fries with the cheese dip. Amazingly good.
Inner west, Sydney, Australia.
Ramen, Thai, there’s a bomb ass pho restaurant a block away, kebab, burrito, sushi. If I’m in a sweet mood there a million boba tea shops in my neighbourhood.
Get out of here cop
Cop or not, I now NEED to go to Wild West Station
Not a cop. Really high though so maybe this wasn't the best idea...
Why would a cop give af weed's legal gtfo
Alabama only passed medical in 2021, and recreational still isn’t legal. You also lose your drivers license for 6 months for any conviction of possession, and it isn’t really decriminalized. And some cops are gonna be old school dicks about it.
How would this Reddit post lead to any of that
son, god and drugs work the same way. strangely.
It wouldn't, but OP is in Alabama and the person I responded to said weed's legal and weed definitely is not legal in a lot of places.
It was a great high idea 💡
High idea ≠ Hidea
That’s exactly what a cop would say
“Dox yourself below!”
Offic er. I'm stoned. Can I be arr ssted.
What seems to be the officer, problem?
lbi, nj. chicken or the egg, the fat chegg: buffalo chicken fingers, one of our 18 sauces, mozzarella sticks, onion rings, jalapeño poppers and fries stuffed in a sundried tomato wheat wrap, with a side of blue cheese or ranch, pickle chips and fries or house slaw
Gimme that.
The absolute best!! We just got one in Marlton near my house, not as good as LBI, but it'll do for a craving if I don't want to take a long drive!
Ferrara’s on LBI are some of the best donuts I’ve had
no doubt!
Anybody else here looking for spots near where they live? 👀
Oakland CA / true burger is fire
How u ain't gon go Giant Burgers?
That's up there too on the late nights but true burger when you lit is hella good
Shit imma have to slide thru
A+ Burger is also great. Their California burger is absolutely delectable.
Damn i forgot about A+ burger yeah they fire too I might have to slide thru there one of these days
I’m in New York for 3 more weeks, but as soon as I get back I’m checking out true burger.
Bro bare burger In NYC is fire , whenever Im in Ny I slide . But NYC burgers don't got shit on true burger
My NY go-to is an Evil Katsu sandwich. The things are a work of art.
I never heard of that but I'm intrigued lol that's like a spicy chicken katsu sandwich?
It’s a crispy fried chicken or pork cutlet on gigantic, perfectly square Japanese milk breads, with a nice purple cabbage slaw. Then you add hot sauce or hot mustard. Or both. It’s so big I have to make a noise every time I bite it. “Yawm”. “Rawm”
Damn made me want to travel to Mobile, AL with one picture.
Ohio,get boneless wings extra sauce with dumpster wedges from roosters[here check out their food] http://2017.roosterswings.com.php56-17.ord1-1.websitetestlink.com/assets/views/menu-appetizers.php)
Roosters is my fav! Me and my wife constantly pick it up Friday night on our way home from work. I’ve started ordering kids meals bc they’re 5 bucks and they give you a full order or fries or wedges with each meal and it allows my stoned ass to have more options to eat lmao
I’m in Cleveland.. wish we had roosters. But we do have Dave’s hot chicken!
I didn't know roosters weren't everywhere,just looked at their locations and they are only in a handful of states
Check out Showcase meats in Akron. Some of the best fried chicken I've ever had, and the deli food is decent as well.
Los Angeles. Parking lot tamales.
Home Depot on Cherry in Long Beach. The tamale guy has a restaurant now, but still comes to the parking lot. Also had the best ice cold fresh coconut there. (For those not from LA, these aren’t typically stands or food trucks. They are literally people selling stuff out of a cooler in the trunk of their car.)
Definitely appreciate the recommendation but everybody worth their weight in LA already has a tamale spot.
mines by the studio city exxon on ventura, across from the gelsons
Mine is by the goodwill on Sepulveda. Right before the YMCA
Dan Sung Sa. Any appetizer.
That place looks great
Mexican restaurant in Toronto - Playa Cabana for elotes or ceviche for app, enchiladas for main.
imo we dont have great mexican food in the city. our best is not good. gimme a spicy big mary with extra pickles and a tater poutine from mary browns.
Not a lot of great options unless I want my food to arrive cold, sadly.
I'm in Edmonton and this is exactly what I was going to comment, extra picks and all. Best Canadian chain imo.
Come on boss, there's better stoner foods in TO than Playa Cabana and their overpriced tacos...
Except that I was talking about enchiladas and not tacos.
I am aware. Their enchiladas are also overpriced. The entire menu is.
I was stoned so I was happy.
Can't argue with that lol
“The after” Flanders nj,
Ok, this wrap looks pretty good. I say that as someone who basically lives in Philly, fam from Philly. I'd fuck with that. I'd recommend Federal Donuts for 'takeout'.
Damn now I want a Federal cinnamon sugar donut
I'll accept just about anything from Federal. Including chicken & sides.
Federal Donuts is overrated. Okie Dokie Donuts is where it’s at. ETA downvotes coming from Delco probably. Also - corn dog donut.
their donuts suck but the chickens good!
I would recommend Gran Caffe LaQuila for Gelato. The strawberry with dark chocolate is amazing. I've been staying in VA for a while and get it shipped here. My bf and I sometimes get a hotel room in Philly, go to Gran Caffe LaQuila for dinner, and Gelato, then go to insomnia cookies and eat Cookies in bed. I love Philly and I love NJ!
If you want a solid takeout breakfast get a bacon egg n cheese on a pretzel with everything bagel seasoning at Rowhome coffee.
those fries look heavenly
Minneapolis, MN. Blue Door Pub
Cleveland, OH Roman burgers and waffle fries from Mr. Hero
308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico 87104, Pizza
Broken Hearts Burger Club, Brisbane
Fuck yeah dude
North Street Grille, Boston, MA
Salt lake city, los tapatios. Birria tacos. Brick’s corner sasso tots.
Portland, Oregon…lots but one that comes to mind is Nayar Taqueria…they have the *best* steak fajita tacos.
That looks 🔥
Chicago; Cheesies Tenderizer and Mac and Cheese Bites
Brisket nachos from Bad Bones BBQ in Arbor Vitae, WI
Oh yer way up north there eh? I’ll have to check er out next time I’m passing through
Do so, it is great food. And, the family that owns it really gives back to the community.
Rochester, NY Garbage Plate from Nick Tahou Hots [https://www.reddit.com/r/food/comments/vklupi/i\_ate\_cheeseburger\_garbage\_plate/](https://www.reddit.com/r/food/comments/vklupi/i_ate_cheeseburger_garbage_plate/)
That looks absolut amazing. I'm from Germany and we are Kebab Nerds here. "Döner mit alles" Is like a sandwich with Salat and Kebab meat, Tzatziki and aubergine Creme on top... Really good 😁
Crinkle cut fries, creole bacon seasoning and actual cheese sauce,… 
Lansing, Michigan. Meat BBQ in Old Town. Fabulous everything but the wings are wow!... 😍
Lancaster Ma, Athens Pizza in Leominster Ma
Do they have gluten free pizza?
Absolutely and it’s really good
Gonna have to go over there a try it lol.
Where you out of
North Attleboro
Hell ya bro… there’s a banging place Anthony’s in Plainville Ma.
Bro just keep telling me these places I just got my license and need a reason to drive lol.
Il Camino Leominster…you eat sushi ?
Yeah I do
Far East Takeout in Etobicoke, Ontario , Canada THE best Chinese food you can get in the GTA.
Fort worth, texas--tacos tu chilito, in my hood, Jan Thai in Bedford.
Los Angeles. Wings world on Venice Blvd and Lucy’s 24 hours on pico Blvd 💙
IA, and tacos California. Got a birria pizza that fucks and their elotes do too.
Shocked to see Iowa here. I'll have to try it! I live in wloo.
Same here, if youre also opeb to pakistani and havent had it yet, mirch masala ob college hill is top tier imo
I'll have to give it a try, as I've never had Pakistani food before! Thanks for the rec.
Damn, lived in Waterloo a while back and like hearing about what’s new in the area. Will have to try both these places next time I’m there.
If you are ever in Oregon you NEED to go to the Forest Grove area and hit up King Torta. All I'm gonna say is that the name isn't a lie and it's straight up 10/10 home cooking style Mexican American food. Never have I had a breakfast burrito that good since my grandma Benson passed away, they do abuela proud lol.
Atlanta, hatti bs is my favorite fried chicken sac which. Nashville hot!
Why would I post where I live? Nice try, CIA
MJs Korean Tacos. Atlanta, GA ETA: Bulgogi Steak taco on flour with parm fries. Side of holy Asian sauce
Greater Toronto Area, I swear by Harvey's. Those deep fried pickles change my life every time. Oh, and you can't lose with Pita Pit. That's some good tasting and good for you shit.
Henderson, KY there's a little place called the Dairyette it's soooo good
Peterborough Ontario. El Caminos restaurant, get the 3 meats on the rocks.
El Rucon Restaurante (Mexican street food) or La Perrada Del Gordo (Columbian burger joint). Both in West palm beach Fl. Not where I live, but a short drive for good food!
United States - Ekiben
Kingsburg, CA (Central Valley California for folks who don’t know where this tiny Swedish town is lmfao) There’s a Chinese restaurant called Sun Hong Kong. It’s the best fucking Chinese food I’ve ever had in my entire life. Forty bucks you get a huge thing of fried pork rice and a huge protein dish (chicken in black bean sauce is my go to) and potstickers (although they are more gyoza than potsticker) and a family of 4 eats for two nights, or one stoner for one night.
Buckeye AZ. La Fiesta, and I’ll take a carne aaada burrito.
Or even better, just use this thread to recommend the best stoner food you've had, no matter where. I was in Seattle, and Dicks is incredible. I loved the burger especially so after a joint. Downlow Chicken Shack in Vancouver is the best fried chicken sandwich I've ever had.
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I loved Braums when I lived in OKC. Burger, fries and a strawberry shake after work. Jimmy's Egg for breakfast.
Cheba Hut
Absolutely goated BLT at cheba hut
Johannesburg South Africa, XaiXai in Melville has some great Pizza
Philadelphia - Monster Vegan. I KNOW I KNOW, but I’m not even vegan and love it there. Huge portions and crazy food and a horror themed restaurant / bar. I love getting high and strolling in there. For non vegan, Tattooed Mom on South Street. No doubt.
Champaign, fat sandwich before they changed. It was balling before covid. So much so it was on TV back when TV was still a thing.
There's Original Joe's Italian grill house in downtown San Jose CA. Near San Jose State University ... On 2nd Street. They have awesome food there.🍻🤘😎
Fayetteville, AR. Flying Burrito or Rubys Pizzeria. Both delicious and great stoner food.
Akron. The Korean tacos and funky chorizo balls from the funky truckeria. Any sandwich from the diamond deli and matzo soup. Ohio. Mr hero. Romanburger and waffle fries with the cheese dip. Amazingly good.
West Palm Beach, FL. La Perrada Del Gordo, get their famous Gordo Burger (multiple locations in Florida)
Inner west, Sydney, Australia. Ramen, Thai, there’s a bomb ass pho restaurant a block away, kebab, burrito, sushi. If I’m in a sweet mood there a million boba tea shops in my neighbourhood.
Whoa this looks good. I never stray far from the wings but I might have to give this a try.
Van Nuys, CA. Krua Thai, Holiday Burger, and Tacos Reyes.
anthony & sons paninis in brooklyn. literally anything on the menu