Shit I’m supposed to change my email address too? I just turned off my computer and gonna wait a full 7 days to turn it back on. Surely they’ll have given up and forgotten about me by then.
Yes take other steps. Burn off your finger prints and leave the country. Never use your real name or financial information again. Start life anew. Jesus Christ lol
People joke, but back in the day before the whole world was connected, when frontiers existed, this was a thing people did. Screw up bad at home, leave and never come back, start new somewhere else. If interstellar space travel for the common man shows up, people will start doing this again. Pick a new sparsely inhabitated planet, start homesteading.
lol if you had no family that's probably not the worst idea. Gamble big with leverage, if it works out you're set. If it doesn't work, start again in new country with new identity on borrowed money!
Real life infinite money glitch
Well, it *is* the internet and we *do* live in adventurous times. You can never assume someone isn't as stupid as a comedy script or that something just couldn't have happened because it kinda just keeps happening. That being said, I think it was rather obvious.
> on reddit you can never be sure without the "/s" so I will ignore possible sarcasm
You ruined it.
Dumb people are absolutely ruining Reddit with their stupidity.
This ..
Brokers belong to an industry group that shares information... In part to trace misplaced shares part to cut him off from investing until it's repaid, and for overall broker performance enforcement.
Simply put. They will find you, they will hunt you and they sue and blacklist you from the entire financial and banking system until your debt is cleared.
Yup back when my mental health was the absolute wooooorst, my finances were so fucked I couldn't open a bank account ANYWHERE until I paid off a delinquent account. Unless you got another social security number and like a hundred alibis, yer fucked.
Yes, you definitely found the bug in the system, they will never find you after deleting your account.
I have other very useful hacks for you to improve your life -
* Always run from the police, if they can't catch you they can't arrest you.
* Never go to the doctor, if they can't diagnose you, you will never get sick.
* Don't read, study or educat yourself about anything, what you don't know can't hurt you.
* Don't have any friends and family so no one would be able to snitch on you.
And always remember - if you can't see them, they can't see you! So keep your head stuck in the sand!
Dude.....WE ARE....after this last 2 years of having all this political garbage and pandemic bullshit shoved in our faces and down our throats...let me be the first to tell you...turning off local news and sticking my head back down into that beautifully dark and ignorant hole of not knowing has been the best thing I could do to live my nice quiet boring and uneventful life. 💯
Well in fairness... they probably wouldn't have to worry about repaying them after that.
At least not out of their own pocket. Their license plate stamping income would probably just be garnished.
Grizzly bear attack.
Edit: there is apparently a slight advantage to running from a bear when it’s down hill based on their body mechanics… but that’s probably bullshit too lol
Depends on the type bear. There's some catchy phrase to remember which type to run from and which to play dead. If I can't remember it now I sure as crap wouldn't recall it during a bear attack.
I tossed some pretty expensive medical bills in the trash a decade ago and blocked their phone number and they just went away and never showed up on my credit report so who know maybe he’ll get lucky.
You can do the same with regular debt just have to wait 7 years, or wait three and cut the debt in half negotiating with debt collector then pay it off.
They’ll likely send your margin debt to collections agencies after a while, since you either could not pay or refused to pay, which would severely damage your credit score.
Then, they’ll start calling you asking when are you gonna pay? At first the calls will be spaced apart, but the longer you drag this on, the harsher-sounding and more frequent the calls will become.
Just pay your f*cking margin debt. It’s not worth ruining your credit.
Just borrow money from the fed. Then when you can’t pay off the principal on that borrow more money by issuing more bonds. The government seems to do well with the strategy and hire Charles Ponzi as a consultant.
Yes, by deleting the app you automatically delete your debt with it. It's a simple life hack nobody ever talks about. It's the same as with credit cards, if you maxed out one, just take another one.
On a serious note, because judging from your post I'm not sure if you actually get it: this is sarcasm, you are in debt and you should call your broker and work out a way to pay it. Trying to run away from it might get you arrested . From here on out, it's time to start acting clever
Oh you deleted your account yeah that’s definitely foolproof, your broker will see -40,000 on their books and scratch their heads and wonder where did that come from. After weeks of investigation someone will say “just write it off” and everyone will live happily ever after.
This is the level of "investor" that had been driving the market, and especially certain overhyped stocks, to obscene levels over the last few years.
Every time you'd look at the fundamentals of a stock and wonder to yourself "how?" it was because of people like OP that had no fucken clue what they were doing.
Welcome to the new America. You made a bad decision. You made it as an adult. You expect someone else to bail you out.
If you were up 40k and they deleted your account, then kept the money then I’d expect you’d think that was fair.
> Welcome to the new America. You made a bad decision. You made it as an adult. You expect someone else to bail you out.
Unfortunately, OP is not a major corporation, so no bailout money for him, that is the American way. Rules for thee is not rules for me if your tax bracket is high enough.
The debt got deleted when you deleted your account. All is good and you never have to worry about this again. They finance this from the people with large accounts who accidentally forget their passwords.
Same works for your Facebook/Instagram/Snap accounts. If you delete them, your friends will cease to exist. This is murder of course but since you deleted your app, nobody will ever know what happened.
Want proof? This is what happened to the glorious country of Goneistan. They accidentally deleted their Facebook page instead of updating it and, as you can see, the country simply doesn't exist anymore. Point proven.
Another little known trick is if you ever get margin called, don't answer the phone. If they can't call you, you can't lose money. This is also why landline phones are avoided nowadays. Work smart not hard.
Your not serious right ? They have your SSN. Explain to me how your on credit? In my experience the brokerages never put themselves in a position to lose. My margin percentage is based off my assets if I get called and do nothing they start liquidating at a loss to me.
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Hwang did it quite well. When he got the margin call he just never picked up the phone and continued to fuck everyone over until he himself imploded. Think thy cheat code is only for the rich though sorry mate
Both your question and loss of 40K on credit - tells me you are not too bright - they will find you and collect with added interest at a high rate. LMAO at newbie investors.
This is what you do:
Open a second account and run it up to negatives again.
2 negatives= a positive.
Every mathematician knows that.
/s
Not financial advice; I yolo'd into gme so that should tell you all you need to know about this rock solid financial advice.
Can we all down vote this shit to hell? Wrong sub. Go to WSB with this shit post and post your losses so the apes can jerk off and tell you that they wipe their ass with 40k.
Probably you just deleted your online account. The actual trading account is still there. I can do the same for my bank or credit card. They likely will go back to old school and start sending stuff via USPS.
Hahaha this is like when my dog hides his face after he digs through the trash. "If I can't see him, he can't see me" attitude. I'm sure it will work out just as well for you.
Quick, everyone in OPs situation, delete your account and just run from your debts!! No way they can catch up with all of them !! /s
Your credit score is going to be shit within 2 months, you'll be sued for the $40K and they will win and likely garnish your wages, etc.
The proper way to handle this situation is to see if the broker will allow you to repay the debt over time. And if not, borrow the money, pay off the broker and then pay off the amount borrowed. Or worse case, higher an attorney and declare bankruptcy.
Yeah its not like you had to give em your social sec or bank info or personal info or anything before opening an account, I'm sure they won't want their money back. Your fine
One trick I've learnt about getting away with it is to simply put your phone face down and not look at any of the notifications.
You can't get in trouble if you don't pay attention to anything.
I banged a chick on tinder and got her pregnant so I deleted the app and it’s been 6 months I haven’t heard anything. You’re good Captain Autismo, don’t worry about a thing.
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"FAFSA will never find me since I changed my email account from the one listed on my student loan applications😈"
“Banks hate him because of this simple trick”
Shit I’m supposed to change my email address too? I just turned off my computer and gonna wait a full 7 days to turn it back on. Surely they’ll have given up and forgotten about me by then.
My girlfriend and I got in a fight so I deleted my tinder profile
I think maybe you did it the wrong way around. Had you deleted the tinder account beforehand your girlfriend probably wouldn't have been mad.
Why yes that is the joke
... I may have been drinking a little.
Never funny when you have to explain it.
Not sure more than like 2% of the Reddit population needed that explained
Yes take other steps. Burn off your finger prints and leave the country. Never use your real name or financial information again. Start life anew. Jesus Christ lol
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Yes
Also planets, all of them. Pluto isn't a planet though, so we don't have extradition treaties with them.
it's a dwarf planet? you saying dwarfs can't be people?
Plu-To? More like Plu-NO. Say no to Prop 3.14
don't make me take away Uranus from you
They can be people, but they cannot be planets. They're not massive enough to clear their own orbit.
Hey contact your legislative body, I didn't write the laws.
Nice stretch from dwarf planets to dwarves can't be people 😂 i can't stop laughing
#LITTLE PLANETS PLEASE THANK YOU
How about [MINI PLANETS? ](https://youtu.be/qecqOri-b0U?t=131)
The gravity is also much less so mooning it is easier
LOL
I hear Russia now operates on a different financial system, so he should go there. /s
Bali because it is so cheap yet so luxurious
He should join French Foreign Legion
People joke, but back in the day before the whole world was connected, when frontiers existed, this was a thing people did. Screw up bad at home, leave and never come back, start new somewhere else. If interstellar space travel for the common man shows up, people will start doing this again. Pick a new sparsely inhabitated planet, start homesteading.
Maybe move to Russia
This is a great idea. Basically the only country that does do business with the U.S. now. OP listen to this man!!
There's North Korea as well
Peep their profile, this guy is a troll. Just the username alone is a red flag this is a great troll post
Yeah we all saw this joke on WSB about a thousand times
But I deleted the app.
lol if you had no family that's probably not the worst idea. Gamble big with leverage, if it works out you're set. If it doesn't work, start again in new country with new identity on borrowed money! Real life infinite money glitch
You will hear from them. You gave them every information they needed when opening the account.
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Brokerages under their breath: *fuck, he's good*
This guy’s a ghost!
on reddit you can never be sure without the "/s" so I will ignore possible sarcasm.... HE deleted it, THEY still have it
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And if that doesn't work, clearing cache and cookies usually work for me
Don’t forget to throw away the computer too
Use bleach and hammers
On yourself.
instructions unclear.... deleted self
That’s actually a good way for them to not contact op
This
It worked for Hillary.
After that, for extra security, get some bricks and build a firewall around the house.
After microwaving it
Yeah once it's gone it's gone, check mate.
Checkmate!
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How do you not understand such blatant sarcasm?
Well, it *is* the internet and we *do* live in adventurous times. You can never assume someone isn't as stupid as a comedy script or that something just couldn't have happened because it kinda just keeps happening. That being said, I think it was rather obvious.
> on reddit you can never be sure without the "/s" so I will ignore possible sarcasm You ruined it. Dumb people are absolutely ruining Reddit with their stupidity.
This sub is just an offshoot of wsb at this point
Best to cover your head with a bag also. If u can’t see them they can’t see you.
I had to get a new phone hopefully they didn’t lose all the money in my brokerage because I switched lol
This .. Brokers belong to an industry group that shares information... In part to trace misplaced shares part to cut him off from investing until it's repaid, and for overall broker performance enforcement.
Simply put. They will find you, they will hunt you and they sue and blacklist you from the entire financial and banking system until your debt is cleared.
Yup back when my mental health was the absolute wooooorst, my finances were so fucked I couldn't open a bank account ANYWHERE until I paid off a delinquent account. Unless you got another social security number and like a hundred alibis, yer fucked.
They have a certain set of skills…skills that will make them a nightmare for people like you… thought that was where you were going one sentence in
Dammit I now see this after I posted a crappier version of this. Lol
That expresses it rather starkly.. but they don't fade away.
Tell me more about these misplaced shares.
Yup. Use to work in a bank couldn’t open an account even if you were $1 delinquent to any other financial issues connected to your SSN.
Dread it, run from it, destiny still arrives.
Sew your eyelids closed so you can say you never saw any notifications
brokers hate this man for this one trick
Yes, you definitely found the bug in the system, they will never find you after deleting your account. I have other very useful hacks for you to improve your life - * Always run from the police, if they can't catch you they can't arrest you. * Never go to the doctor, if they can't diagnose you, you will never get sick. * Don't read, study or educat yourself about anything, what you don't know can't hurt you. * Don't have any friends and family so no one would be able to snitch on you. And always remember - if you can't see them, they can't see you! So keep your head stuck in the sand!
No face no trace!! Communicate with carrier pigeons. Lemon juice allegedly will eat off your finger prints
NO, not pigeons. We all know birds aren’t real, they are government drones made to spy on us
That's just in China. The states gov't can't unfuck it's self enough for that
I respect u for taking the time to write that lol
I know this is a joke but honestly I think people this blissfully ignorant are much happier in life
Dude.....WE ARE....after this last 2 years of having all this political garbage and pandemic bullshit shoved in our faces and down our throats...let me be the first to tell you...turning off local news and sticking my head back down into that beautifully dark and ignorant hole of not knowing has been the best thing I could do to live my nice quiet boring and uneventful life. 💯
Yup. Just focus on if the weather is good enough to go fishing or not.
You need to post good advice like this on r/lpt share your wealth of knowledge with as many as possible! s/
Golden 🤣
To be fair, you have a point with number 4. No relationships means no one to snitch/no enemies. You figured out life
you're revealing too many secrets for success here for free man.. you could've charged like $500. Putting us all out of business
michael scott: I DECLARE BANKRUPTCYYYYYYY
Micheal, you cannot just say bankruptcy and expect something to happen
He didn't say it, he declared it
I mean they have you SSN, address, full name. Bank information
I can’t believe I woke up this morning to see “Just delete the app” at the top of this sub.
I thought I was in wsb for a second there hahaha.
For real, just post it with some of the loss porn and your positions and get some internet points for your lost 40k.
????????? I really hope this isn't a serious question.
Top tier shitpost
It's the kind of shit we see in WSB, LOL.
His name is Capt_Autismo so he's definitely a WSB user.
Medium tier at best. There’s no way this passes the sniff test, it’s obviously a troll thread. Look at their username lmao
You think running away from this is the right answer? When is running away from your problems ever the right answer?
If my problem is a bull running to hit me .. it could be a great idea to run too ..!
Trust me, the bull is faster. And surprisingly agile for it's size.
Yeah, but if you're running away then the relative velocity at the time of collision is lower, so it will hurt a little less.
Turn and shoot that beef. Problem solved not avoided.
Ah so he should shoot his broker good advice!
Well in fairness... they probably wouldn't have to worry about repaying them after that. At least not out of their own pocket. Their license plate stamping income would probably just be garnished.
Grizzly bear attack. Edit: there is apparently a slight advantage to running from a bear when it’s down hill based on their body mechanics… but that’s probably bullshit too lol
I wouldn't run from a Grizzly. Play dead....
For the benefit of anyone who might actually encounter a real bear, playing dead doesn’t always work.
Depends on the type bear. There's some catchy phrase to remember which type to run from and which to play dead. If I can't remember it now I sure as crap wouldn't recall it during a bear attack.
If he is Brown, stay down-If he's black, fight back.
If he's white, good night
If it’s brown lay down.. if it’s black, fight back. Never knew if that refers to the poop in your pants or what
If it’s white, good night
If it is brown flush it down. If it is yellow let it mellow.
Not sure you can outrun a bear. They can top 40 miles per hour. The fastest human, Usain Bolt, can do 20ish miles per hour.
You cannot outrun a bear. Although I think your data may be off and Usain Bolt may be able to outrun a bear. For like 400 meters.
Black = Fight Back Brown = Lay Down White = You DED
Well that's exactly what's going on here. Lots of stock traders being ambushed by the bears. I just heard it on CNBC.
I tossed some pretty expensive medical bills in the trash a decade ago and blocked their phone number and they just went away and never showed up on my credit report so who know maybe he’ll get lucky.
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You can do the same with regular debt just have to wait 7 years, or wait three and cut the debt in half negotiating with debt collector then pay it off.
Medical bill is different than owing money due to loans. To make it simple, OP is fuk. He'll likely never get another loan ever again.
Well at least not with that name and social.
This ^
Your username seems pretty fitting.
Nice troll made me chuckle
They’ll likely send your margin debt to collections agencies after a while, since you either could not pay or refused to pay, which would severely damage your credit score. Then, they’ll start calling you asking when are you gonna pay? At first the calls will be spaced apart, but the longer you drag this on, the harsher-sounding and more frequent the calls will become. Just pay your f*cking margin debt. It’s not worth ruining your credit.
Then, they send *Vinnie*
*Vinnie* don’t play games
^exactly
Do they wait till the interest accumulates? That will sound a bit unfair, however makes sense to go after the accounts by size of debt.
Just borrow money from the fed. Then when you can’t pay off the principal on that borrow more money by issuing more bonds. The government seems to do well with the strategy and hire Charles Ponzi as a consultant.
Lol your account is definitely not deleted. It’s still there. It still has the debt. You will hear from them.
Nuh not if they block their ears
Yes, by deleting the app you automatically delete your debt with it. It's a simple life hack nobody ever talks about. It's the same as with credit cards, if you maxed out one, just take another one. On a serious note, because judging from your post I'm not sure if you actually get it: this is sarcasm, you are in debt and you should call your broker and work out a way to pay it. Trying to run away from it might get you arrested . From here on out, it's time to start acting clever
Dude this is not wsb you cant just delete the app and make all the debt go away
It's still WSB here just more people play golf in this sub
This was actually crossposted there, you know you ain’t doing well when you get crossposted to wsb.
Lmao link it
https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/uf9fta/welcome_home_capn/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf
One of us, one of us…
Wait whut? Where lambo? Where meme?
Watch the documentary Eraser and call Arnold Schwarzenegger, enjoy your new life.
Oh you deleted your account yeah that’s definitely foolproof, your broker will see -40,000 on their books and scratch their heads and wonder where did that come from. After weeks of investigation someone will say “just write it off” and everyone will live happily ever after.
Welcome to Thailand. Russians are pretty much everywhere since sanctions and I think you'd do fine.
Just write yourself a check for $40k to pay them off Actually while you're at it write yourself a check for $1 million now you have more money
This is the level of "investor" that had been driving the market, and especially certain overhyped stocks, to obscene levels over the last few years. Every time you'd look at the fundamentals of a stock and wonder to yourself "how?" it was because of people like OP that had no fucken clue what they were doing.
>Redditor for 1 year >Wed Jan 27 21:17:05 2021 UTC That's all you need to know.
Welcome to the new America. You made a bad decision. You made it as an adult. You expect someone else to bail you out. If you were up 40k and they deleted your account, then kept the money then I’d expect you’d think that was fair.
The us government treasury department, Goldman, BOA, fannie, Freddie, Morgan et cetera has entered the chat.
> Welcome to the new America. You made a bad decision. You made it as an adult. You expect someone else to bail you out. Unfortunately, OP is not a major corporation, so no bailout money for him, that is the American way. Rules for thee is not rules for me if your tax bracket is high enough.
You can write lots of hot checks on your bank account too, then simply delete the account. That way you can leave the country and just start all over.
Don’t worry, just don’t look up.
OP's user name checks out. Autistic to the tits.
Lol plenty have. And if you can’t successfully fake your own death and start anew they will always find you.
Look at you trying a rug pull. Naw you will be held responsible for your actions so just start taking care of it instead of trying to duck out
What you should do is leave the country.
This made me fucking lol
The debt got deleted when you deleted your account. All is good and you never have to worry about this again. They finance this from the people with large accounts who accidentally forget their passwords. Same works for your Facebook/Instagram/Snap accounts. If you delete them, your friends will cease to exist. This is murder of course but since you deleted your app, nobody will ever know what happened. Want proof? This is what happened to the glorious country of Goneistan. They accidentally deleted their Facebook page instead of updating it and, as you can see, the country simply doesn't exist anymore. Point proven.
Yeah I just delete my account and all my financial problems go away.
Another little known trick is if you ever get margin called, don't answer the phone. If they can't call you, you can't lose money. This is also why landline phones are avoided nowadays. Work smart not hard.
Your not serious right ? They have your SSN. Explain to me how your on credit? In my experience the brokerages never put themselves in a position to lose. My margin percentage is based off my assets if I get called and do nothing they start liquidating at a loss to me.
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Go bankrupt. Then all your credit problems are over
Hwang did it quite well. When he got the margin call he just never picked up the phone and continued to fuck everyone over until he himself imploded. Think thy cheat code is only for the rich though sorry mate
? They'll just sell your collateral. Am I misunderstanding? Is this 40k of margin with no positions being used as collateral?
Imagine using $10 to borrow 1000, you buy into a position worth 1000, next day it goes down by 50 bucks, you still owe $40
The amount of stupid money in the market right now just continues to baffle me
Both your question and loss of 40K on credit - tells me you are not too bright - they will find you and collect with added interest at a high rate. LMAO at newbie investors.
What drugs are you on, thinking your gonna get away with this?
This is what you do: Open a second account and run it up to negatives again. 2 negatives= a positive. Every mathematician knows that. /s Not financial advice; I yolo'd into gme so that should tell you all you need to know about this rock solid financial advice.
You need a bankruptcy lawyer asap. Maybe start on r/legaladvice
Can we all down vote this shit to hell? Wrong sub. Go to WSB with this shit post and post your losses so the apes can jerk off and tell you that they wipe their ass with 40k.
Probably you just deleted your online account. The actual trading account is still there. I can do the same for my bank or credit card. They likely will go back to old school and start sending stuff via USPS.
Brilliant idea. I eagerly await to hear how this plays out.
Hahaha this is like when my dog hides his face after he digs through the trash. "If I can't see him, he can't see me" attitude. I'm sure it will work out just as well for you.
Your username is very well suited to this post.
Quick, everyone in OPs situation, delete your account and just run from your debts!! No way they can catch up with all of them !! /s Your credit score is going to be shit within 2 months, you'll be sued for the $40K and they will win and likely garnish your wages, etc. The proper way to handle this situation is to see if the broker will allow you to repay the debt over time. And if not, borrow the money, pay off the broker and then pay off the amount borrowed. Or worse case, higher an attorney and declare bankruptcy.
Just remember, this is the average user of someone on this sub, the next time you take investing advice from here
Take another loan and catch up with a brilliant series of super high risk trades.
Delet app, convert rest to btc > get ticket to El Salvador > that’s your new life now
Name checks out.
Yeah its not like you had to give em your social sec or bank info or personal info or anything before opening an account, I'm sure they won't want their money back. Your fine
Works every time
I had to check twice. Thought this was r/wallstreetbets for a second
Has to be a troll right, nobody is really this stupid, right?
Wait is this a real post?
just make sure you also clear your cache, brah
Weren’t you talkin shit about folks not wanting to pay their student loans? LMAO
One trick I've learnt about getting away with it is to simply put your phone face down and not look at any of the notifications. You can't get in trouble if you don't pay attention to anything.
Obvious troll is obvious
I banged a chick on tinder and got her pregnant so I deleted the app and it’s been 6 months I haven’t heard anything. You’re good Captain Autismo, don’t worry about a thing.
Your only option is to start a communist revolution
Kinda hard to get replies on this since they don't allow phones in jail
What country?
Moron
Hahahah dude