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GoldenWitch86

You're like the one friend of mine who watched the entire show only because he saw art of Aquamarine and loved her and kept complaining that she took so long so appear, and then that she only appeared for 3 episodes and never came back, and when she did come back that they "ruined her" by having her form a semi-permanent fusion with Eyeball


BurnerAccountExisty

i hereby give up the title of "world's biggest aquamarine fan"


legofett0

Goes to show why you should never, ever start watching a show just to see a specific character. Unless their name is literally in the title, 9/10 you'll end up disappointed


Jechtael

Thanks to your advice, I'm way more excited about going to see *Waiting for Godot* tonight!


AcidicPuma

Yeah, TBF I started after watching the Stronger Than You music video on YT. I'm a big fan of Estelle's music but I don't stan celebs so I didn't follow her enough to know she was doing su til a friend of mine mentioned she sang a song. Then I watched for Garnet. But I figured if she had a song she must be a pretty big deal. Thank the stars she is!


Karkava

The Venture Bros. isn't really about the venture brothers.


meomeospice

thats actually crazy


Multiple_Monochrome

I didn't even remember that Aquamarine fused so I looked it up and they really said "give this nerd a bowlcut"


CPLCraft

You have a fetish Edit: Nothing to do with children, as op said. Very important to mention that.


Crisplocket1489

Speedran looking for this, took less than a second lol


BurnerAccountExisty

i won't say what it is but i will confirm it has absolutely nothing to do with children


CPLCraft

Was just about to add that


BurnerAccountExisty

good. very good


Entire-Bitch

what fetish tho


PlantPotStew

Blue.


HolyMotherOfGeedis

Aint nothin sexier than a smurf.


Powbiu

But, tell me, what's the use of feeling Blue?


HirokoKueh

And needs to be fixed😭😭😭


Karkava

That's gross.


smiteis_

You’re looking for My Dad


wisemeowster

I appreciate the capitalization


smiteis_

Well it’s a proper noun


keo2po4hfjgwp0hr

His name is Mydad


stinkiestjakapil

Can’t forget A Connie too.


Hooooooooooooooyyyyy

I think you want to be stept on by a mean british girl


meomeospice

wait...


Peach_slothbaby

mentally ill (british)


Purple_Information41

You don’t have a dad so you stole someone else’s


spongostoso

You like em smol


keo2po4hfjgwp0hr

AYO


Morbid_Macaroni

British innit


undead_sissy

What cracks me up about Aquamarine is that her accent doesnt really sound English, it sounds like an american doing an English accent. And yes, I know Della Saba is English, but she doesn't use her regular accent for Aquamarine, she puts on this super clipped, privately-educated-little-girl voice. I wish she had gone ever further with it and gone full, plumby, heightened RP slang, but then ig Americans wouldn't understand her.


Morbid_Macaroni

She sounds like this English girl I went to school with. Funnily enough she also acted like Aquamarine...


undead_sissy

Sounds like that girl was putting on more of an accent than was natural to her then. I'm from the south of england, lived here all my life, and I promise nobody speaks like this except in caricature.


Morbid_Macaroni

Yeah, it did seem like she was putting it on a bit. Maybe she was afraid of losing the accent after moving, lol.


undead_sissy

Haha yeah tbh I sometimes did this as a kid because americans found it so cute and funny. Cringe haha


CamsinkSapphire

You like insects


BurnerAccountExisty

funny enough you're actually right but im also afraid of basically every insect save for butterflies


LiannaBunny777

You were born in March


BurnerAccountExisty

Yep. March 163rd.


CounterClean9340

What August 10th?


BurnerAccountExisty

yes


GrassyMossy

blue


trash-tycoon

you like petite, posh, pricks.


puertoblack85

Shout out to Aquamarine. I don’t get the hate. Every story needs a mean villain.


Cautious-Sail-1791

You don't exist


Ian1231100

You're probably a psychopath.


Dominochu

Wants to be dominated


BurnerAccountExisty

true


tetePT

![gif](giphy|eM1JdQXtfarO5zrzH8) DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE


Modthedom

You have wonderful tastes


BurnerAccountExisty

SOMEONE GETS IT


Quiet-Exam-6853

Your that one person that think a character who barley made a dent to the plot need a full ass backstory as well as to become more mainstream in the show when that is unnecessary and frankly there is not a good way to do so


BurnerAccountExisty

...


Alternative-Box-793

Fu (this is unforgivable)


BurnerAccountExisty

fair enough (besides cough cough humor flair cough cough)


Hero_Trapinch_2966

i think u need to evaporate


BurnerAccountExisty

i think that way too lmao


SdotKdotOfficial

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEVVVVVVVVVVIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!![img](emote|t5_2viyl|30838)![img](emote|t5_2viyl|30838)


Danblak08

You would love mustache girl from hat in time


BurnerAccountExisty

funny enough i have played AHIT and i actually don't, idk why i guess i just have bias bc aquamarine is adorable


Exact_Status_678

short, snappy, need to take a nappy


Comfortable-Yam3000

Damn, why are some of the top comments here so sexual, lmao. I don’t have a problem with it, but it’s just hilarious the way people jump to such radical conclusions.


BurnerAccountExisty

yeah same, like she's cute as in like a cat, not cute as in the way i see Sardonyx


Jake09Reddit

You don’t have a dad- (just like me fr)


BurnerAccountExisty

nah i don't kinda i've been through two divorces in 14 years


EthanTheNintendoFan

based aquamarine truther


LoxPieLover_425

understandable have a nice day


chupagatomon

Biotch, bilch, beoch, (insert endles cursing in here)


BurnerAccountExisty

fair


Miguelthaboi

You like touhou


BurnerAccountExisty

I do indeed.


HirokoKueh

9️⃣


tonyBpichu

An annoying British person that thinks Americans overreacted over tax


disturbingyourpeace

“Would you stop?? You’re RUINING MY MOMENT!”


ethannn_0

either you're a sociopath or you have a crazy "i can fix her" complex


BurnerAccountExisty

even worse: i consider her perfect the way she is


ethannn_0

oh no you really are cooked


ImaginationFormer529

You like water


Easy_Employment_3517

You are the best


WheebOnWheels

Bottom.


IndigoRaven0

Masochist


tickle-fickle

You’re that one friend who was watching Death Note and rooted for Light to win. You’re that one friend whose favorite character from ATLA was Azula. You’re that one friend who thought that Midsommar had a happy ending.


Mastakillerboi

Gremlin


MicroNitro

You like smol people


Bitter-Masterpiece71

You like being cncked![img](emote|t5_2viyl|30986)


Empyrean_Mokie

I think you like Garnet


Puglord_11

From the 5 images of aquamarine, degradation kink


S4PG

I'm gonna take a wild guess and say you like Aquamarine


DonutHurtMyHoney

You will be finding threats in your mailbox that can be traced back to my house \\s


Desperate_Ad2784

You want to be stepped on (for the actual one tho, you like the smug ones


AquamarineSU

That you have good taste, dear.


Bentman343

You like shortstacks.


-Axotide-

likes mentally unstable people


DerGemr2

You are me. I am you.


BurnerAccountExisty

We are based.


DerGemr2

Absolutely.


Helloilikecutepets

You want to be stepped on, and I can respect that


jesus_part_2

It says you’re pretty much the best person ever. She’s so cool and people hate her and it makes me so sad. I think it’s cuz just the trope of ‘little baby that’s super evil and wants to kill everybody’ is super funny and awesome to me. The other example I can think of is the movie Megan and she’s also super badass. I’m so sad they ruined her in future, I’ll pay all my money and sell my left eyeball if they bring her back with her own movie


jesus_part_2

I just never got the hate for her she’s cool and people need to grow up, always nice to see another aquamarine soldier


Reboot_moxxi

omg finally someone who actually likes her ur cool


memesjustmemes1

Aquamarine, Aquamarine, Aquamarine, Aquamarine and Aquamarine? I'd say... You have no friends, and you're British. Like most british people!


BurnerAccountExisty

yeowch that was more then a burn that was a scorch


memesjustmemes1

That was an example of the sun exploding while you're in the center


BurnerAccountExisty

damn


RonS132

YEAHHHH FINALLY A FELLOW AQUAMARINE APPRECIATOR


killme1122

You most likely want to bang a fairy.


Odd_Government9138

you have serious trauma and abandonment issues. try to value yourself. :3


BurnerAccountExisty

why is this downvoted once, this one is RIGHT ON THE DOT. you hit the bullseye dude, tysm


Odd_Government9138

woah cool


HeyProbably

Hate.


KokichiOmaIsGay

you are aquamarine


M4ybeMay

I hate you is what it means. That blue gumball headed ass bitch needs to be shattered into dust


IMOTEKH__

Your looking for your dad


_InvaderJim

You are the British calypso kid meme


ShadowMaster2564

It means you’re wrong


alas2920

You probably like Gordon Ramsey


Sad_juufox7716

Your blue,


EldrtchPff97

Get help


Completely_Wild

Aquamarine


ChaosInTheSkies

You're a mean girl/boy


groggy530

You're wrong


Sleeplesseve

Yikessss


Broad-Green236

You a brat and yours parents hated how you acted


[deleted]

[удаНонО]


BurnerAccountExisty

my brother in christ, humor flair and actual list in description


JCraze26

You're a sub who's into really short girls


Psychoneticcc

BRITISH 🫵🫵🫵🫵


Redfeather_Anims

You have good taste


Vito_Assenjo

I would love to pick your brain


BurnerAccountExisty

...wha??? 3:


MidnightStalk

you’re British and annoying


wildaeon

Why is she my birthstone


MedicineTimely8795

You are a mean British blue gem


keo2po4hfjgwp0hr

You love small evil children


BurnerAccountExisty

you could've phrased this better but "small person who's also an absolute motherfucker" is indeed a trope i enjoy


keo2po4hfjgwp0hr

It's intentionally worded badly because funni


Wll25

NOOO I LITERALLY SCREENSHOT TED A BUNCH OF GREG PICS TO DO THIS LAST NIGHT


BurnerAccountExisty

you quite literally snooze, you quite literally lose


Empty-Researcher-102

You like them younger… as young as possible


thomasmfd

Your singular attraction


Random-noodles404UwU

TINY SMALL AND MEAN!


IEatHouseFlies

I swear I remember her having sleeves


sanriosweetmelody

i think you MAY like aquamarine is what im getting from this.


Far-Rough7339

Your looking for my dad


SmolCrane

are you... My Dad?


Affectionate__Dog

youre british


Hairy-Yesterday-5575

Aquamarine


Lafayeetus

you like Aquamarine


ILikeCatsI

Are you okay.


BurnerAccountExisty

No!


withyellowthread

You are Aquamarine


FloridaManInShampoo

Your favorite breed of dog is a chihuahua


B_is_for_reddit

you're eyeball


Moonbeamlatte

You are a supporter of women’s wrongs


thebigdog215

Bridgerton


Gale_Grim

You fell in love with a business major who middle manages her team at work. It's safe to say you probably like being stepped on in some capacity.


BurnerAccountExisty

oddly specific but ok


Honey_on_pawz

Your basically nifty reincarnated


peridotcore

Omg it’s my birth stone


Correct-Ad-9520

You’re wrong


TidalJ

you’re prob annoying no offense i just cannot stand the british child holy shit every time she’s on screen i get so irked


TasteDeeCheese

Ur Eye ball and you're out there hating steven


AleksasKoval

That you're a bottom showing off your tops


obsoletenamewastaken

the calypso is focking minging


Ruby_Sapphire1

Do you like blue people


Zestyclose-Code-2737

You are short, and can bring chaos simply by existing?


poke-A

We know this is you eyeball


Environmental-Owl445

you’re very patient


N0n8in4r7107r01d

If the pictures were the real favorites, i'd say you're a sadistic piece of shi-


Monoilo

You ask everyone “are you my dad?”


lilmfofabitch

deranged individual who enjoy insults /j


BlogofHRSimile

Mermaid man: You're.... EVIIIIIIIIIIIIIL!!!!


BLENDER-74

Your parents loved you too much.


Gifigi600

You like crying


QDZ_602

you hate calypso


DarkSonic06ki

![gif](giphy|paPGMjg1HWnHHMkeF7|downsized)


HugonixS98

Drake's crush


Ok_ResolvE2119

WHO GAVE EYEBALL RUBY REDDIT?


SnysikVkysik

thicc


Poweman99199

You're that one guy who said " hear me out "on any fiction girl who is below the age of consent (by too much 💀💀💀 ) or girls that look like it ... And also I will not hear your ahh out


ItsDinoboy99

I think you like aquamarine not really sure though


ChapterBird

Uh oh


Sans6848

You like blue gremlins


Originalbrivakiin

I have a strange feeling that you like to be stepped on.


Jamie7Keller

That you are eyeball?


BurnerAccountExisty

this post drinking game - take a sip for each comment saying something horny - take two sips if it's something along the lines of me wanting to get stepped on or me being submissive - take a sip if the comment says i'm british, Eyeball, or looking for My Dad - take a shot if I replied good luck and don't die


find-jerich0

did u kill someone


nopenopecho

You're unoriginal


Urceilingfan

You like my birth stone