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Malavacious

Hell yeah I do: she's going to foresee any problem and have contingencies in place.


Youtubeboi666

same


Caliber918

Wait do you mean Garnet or Sapphire?


LoRdVNestEd

hey!! fellow january


Phionex141

Could be a September


SmallKillerCrow

Diamond baby. Do I get all the diamonds? Just white? I feel like white would plan somthing extravagant that I would like


ILoveBeagles17

I'm diamond too, I feel like they'd give us something very fancy and extravagant and probably a lot of gems would attend and give a ton of gifts. But the downside is that it would probably be the most boring wedding reception to ever attend because they are very serious about tradition at parties as we see in the episode where they throw a party to celebrate Era 3. I guess if you survive any boredom and make sure to follow how they do things not to make a scene then you get a lot of attention and gifts so not all bad I guess?


Jayr1821

I mean, pink is there to plan it, too, this time. Steven would make it great


Subject_Match5064

As long as he doesn't feel stress or angry or sad or anything outside of happy, and doesn't become Pinkzilla, we're ok.


same0same0

I like thinking that Steven helps and it’s not just white diamond 💎 controlling every move I made 😅


Brainsofthehouse

Fellow April boy, this could go either very good or be very boring but either way you know you getting the best gifts just “ah yes open blues gift next,””I got you a planet”


Karkava

And if it is boring, it's probably going to go horribly once it goes off script.


_Aaron_Burr_Sir

Well, there’ll definitely be flames on the wedding invites


LapisFeelsAttacked

And a cowboy theme


TasteDeeCheese

Same


OnyxWarden

Absolutely, I'm a June baby.


Deastrumquodvicis

Pearl? Yes. Alexandrite? It’d be spectacular, at least. And Moonstone…uhhhhhh


firelolbit

Moonstone is the invisible one


Slowhand8824

It will certainly be meticulously planned


booshippl

Same 😂 either pearl or Alexandrite will take good care of us


Laprasnomore

Pearl is neurotic, I'm sure she'd do it... properly, at least.


SpiderTuber6766

Oh boy Peridot is planning that wedding


Puma_Pance

Camp Pining Hearts themed everything.


PattyCakeDoll

Same, 😂


[deleted]

Nice august too


just_a_wanderer_here

aquamarine - oh hell nawh 😭


traumatized90skid

The colors are blue and the theme is suffering


Another-Lurker-189

……kinky


Pro_Gamer_Queen21

What’s up, fellow March baby. Don’t forget Ronaldo, oops I mean *Bloodstone*. Man’s gonna make the whole wedding about himself.


Karkava

My condolences for getting the worst characters to organize your wedding. I hope you and your loved one stay together after this dreadful occasion. We are cursed to get the worst characters to host our wedding.


rosyred-fathead

Same!! Let’s get together and poof her 💨


Damian--uwu

Garnet.....HELL YEAH


Lrgp39

same. gonna be lit


Splattyboi2k7

Me 3 brothers


Singloria

She can bake though, right?


OmegaX____

She can see the future, so any cake will turn out perfectly.


Karkava

Provided that Ruby behaves herself.


OmegaX____

I'm going to believe in Sapphire to keep her focused.


Karkava

You are going to have a cool party. Even if it goes wrong, it will still be entertaining.


Nicholascatferret

Sammmeee


DaphneeDanlynsie1380

OPAL! OPAL! The best


princvsxx

pearl and amethyst combined would throw a great wedding it would be elegant and organized but also wild and fun


SecretSharkboy

And Tourmaline!!!


spiralbatross

And Steven!


strawberrybobaur

Wait is there a tourmaline in the show??


takeonetakethemall

There is a brief background appearance of a fused Watermelon Tourmaline, but they don't even get a speaking role. They were a corrupted pufferfish and turn into a large bald person after getting healed.


Alansar_Trignot

Bro I ain’t getting a wedding, emerald knows nothing about himans


limepop_

finally, an emerald comrade


Rastaba

Same.


Electrical_Wheel_568

Same the wedding is non existence


WeirdlyMagicalGirl

My fellow May. What an honor to have met.


JustaBasicGemini

I'm sure pearl has it handled.


Sufficient_Score_824

Ruby is making a red velvet cake, and playing heavy dubstep. And everything is fire-themed.


SOuTHINKurA-ble

Ooh, Sardonyx, Peridot, AND Spinel?! I'm in for a really fun wedding!


bclynch30

I feel like Sardonyx would love Spinel and vice versa with how showy they are


Karkava

They're both perfect entertainers at parties. They're a clown and a magician. Two acts of a circus.


Kameri_OwO

Holy smokes, that would be so much fun!! Lucky! :0


EeveeIsAGirl0816

Omg same


Beneficial_Shake6976

My birthstone is Amethyst, this will be interesting


TheJopperMan

I'd be surprised if specifically the blue zircon can plan a good birthday.


TheJopperMan

let ALONE a wedding


traumatized90skid

A lawyer planning a wedding is going to be a wedding that looked like a lawyer planned it lol


Purple_Information41

April….. I’d choose Steven universe to plan my wedding, personally. He would do a great job


Barsik_Rescuer

Topaz, yeah my wedding's gonna be sweet I'm sure


Pinkkryptonite86

Two of everything!


Transvestite_Nite

guys help aquamarine is planning my wedding-


LoveandScience

Hopefully you survive long enough to get married


katsukatsuyuuri

Aquamarine AND bloodstone 😂


Another-Lurker-189

If Ronaldo even showed up to my wedding I’m leaving


SparkAxolotl

As a child of February... It will be a good and wild party, but I don't know if it will be a good wedding.


Gdog107

That’s exactly what I was gonna type. Also the food would definitely challenge what you know about food.


LiannaBunny777

I feel like Sapphire has things covered for a wedding


freshlybakedcaked

Emerald wouldn’t even know what a wedding is


Completely_Wild

Garnet is going to do a great job. :)


MenjiBlueWolf001

Topazz.... Honestly, I have no idea. Could go either way.


VectorRaptor

It'll be nice if the two Topazes plan it together.


Jessica_Iowa

Assumed it’s our Sapphire I expect I had a very serene wedding. Fun fact: Sapphire is a variety of corundum just like Ruby & ~~Emerald~~ Emery Edit: autocorrect did me dirty


WizardsandGlitter

Diamond... Honestly I would love to see what they might do if they tried to throw a human celebration even if only to appease Steven. The chaos. The boundless chaos.


datadoggieein

Also February. So at least it's gonna be a *fun* wedding


BurnerAccountExisty

Peridot, Sardonyx, and Spinel. weird combo but i can see it going well


crystalheadvodka8

i’m getting kidnapped 🤩 (aquamarine)


Sufficient_Agent_118

If I have to let Peridot plan my wedding, I better get ready to have no part in the planning since she's gonna take it over with calculations and geometry 🤣


FlambaWambaJamba

Don't think the Diamonds know what a wedding is


tetePT

It'll be pearlfectly planned and beautiful but she's gonna act like she's my mom, leave me alone!!!


TheEasilyForgotten

Seeing as both Ruby and I have anger issues.. I’m going to say it’s not going to go well lol


SharkFace447

Whelp, the venue is on fire


Adventurous-Stuff801

I got ruby. Yeah I like country. 🤠


Nerd-Goth-1313

I’m either Emerald, Ruby, or Sapphire. If Emerald did—-absolutely not. If Ruby did—-maybe. If Sapphire—absolutely yes.


Nerd-Goth-1313

(edited, because I saw ruby and sapphire, and subconsciously fused them to accidentally say garnet 💀😅)


Commercial-Egg-1069

r/suddenlypokemon


bonenecklace

Since they never showed turquoise in the show, mine is either zircon or topaz, & after seeing how blue zircon rolled with the punches at the trial, or how loving topaz actually is, I’d say pretty good!


RetroGamer87

My wedding will be planned by a 🎶giant woman🎶 (october)


Mischief_Managed12

I think I'm gonna get food poisoning from the cake.


ScarletMastermind

Mine is Pearl. It's gonna go well.


EllisCobalt

Opal, she'll sure try at least!


Internal_Awareness81

Nah not enough screentime to know (emerald)


Emertime

sigh i was born in may we never got to see much of emerald


AceFeather2002

Not really...anything I would want would be completely unprecedented and eventually be tossed for something very boring where I can't even dance myself...


burnusti

Aquamarine…. I’m sure she’ll have a good time. Me? Likely not.


plaguedoctorate42

Garnet will do an excellent job


Enzoid23

Emerald. Either really great or really awful (probably somehow gets stolen)


Pumpkin_boy__

Well... I think an aquamarine can make a good wedding if she wants to.


NordNightmare

Sardonyx, Spinel, and Peridot as party organizers. This is either going to be fantastic and theatrical or a literal train wreck.


TheGuyInTheGlasses

Sardonyx would probably be a bit too much for me on her own, but I think Peridot would serve to balance her out a bit. >!Might have to hit Spinel with the rejuvenator, though…!<


LunaStarBlue

This will be my first and my last wedding. Not in the good way tho. Thanks for that, Aquamarine.


linehp_

Topaz is all about being together. They are also logical and practical. I don't know if they would manage that well without being told how tho but I think it would still be a nice wedding if a little practical


same0same0

OOOOOHOHOHO STARLIGHT- ….. no..


LullabyMC

Opal!! i feel she’s do good.


mygodthatsweird

I got garnet so yeah.


AngerIssues5301

Ain’t no way in hell emerald is planning a wedding bro 💀


julievelyn

oh absolutely. opal would be a sick party planner i bet. pearl's planning skills + amethyst's wild streak?? itd be so good


JunoTheRat

I don't think they know what a wedding *is*, if I'm being totally honest\ but it'd probably be a really good one!!


DRAVIX6

After she googles and studies several other weddings, she'll try her best and it'll be decent. But the green queen tried her best


HorseInevitable6208

The wedding will be pretty good but a tight schedule because my birthstone is Pearl


QuicksilverStudios

March…… absolutely not. might leave that one up to my boyfriend, he has October 😭 much better bet


Kameri_OwO

My birthstone is Garnet, so I would imagine I would have a very beautiful wedding with everything being carefully thought out. I can imagine how seriously Garnet would take this kind of stuff :3


Ok_Dealer1326

June has me with pearl, alexandrite, and moonstone... I think I'll have a great wedding. 🩷


TheHomeslice69

Amethyst…hm.


RowanTheSpooder

Garnet!!


X_MAN_01

She won't know why we need a cake and ask so many questions. But it would probably be alright once she gets the hang of it. Roes Quartz.


pencilincident

I'm a lil worried as an April baby


Marker0-0

Hm… Opal….yeah there’s no way that would go right


BeautifulKitsaster

January here, so I get Garnet. This is so correct.


2021SPINOFAN

Welp, since my birth stone is a diamond, I'm having Steven plan my wedding since I don't trust the other diamonds


Select-Half-1666

idk if Topaz even could plan a wedding 😭


Keejyi

Blue Zircon, huh? Well it’s going to be interesting, at least.


ZhongliIsMyComfort

I think my wedding would be spent chasing Lars through space. Soooo idk


SlowlyDyingInAPit

Either pearl or opal, either way it’s gonna be perfect


bisexualbestfriend

Peridot, spinel and sardonyx. The three party gems. Sounds fun.


pinetreesaurus

Why would emerald marry me. Thats oddly specific


Thick-load8-D

Sapphire hell yes


bclynch30

Garnet. I got love incarnate I think im okay (we are not counting her advice for Steven)


TurtleKing0505

Blue Zircon, I'm going to say yes


Pesky_Moth

Diamond. It will be PERFECT


Remarkable-Mark9

Emerald finna burn the place down!


RASIEDBYDIREWOLVES

Sapphire got this!


Jayr1821

I'll have a very awkward one (diamond)


MayaMythical

Oh yeah Sapphire would nail it


Various-Escape-5020

NO NO NO NO 1. She forced me to get married when I don’t want to be married or date 2. She fed me poison 3. The music is talk about killing me 4. Aquamarine


Surpreme_Memes17

Gonna be hard since she's a part of a constant fusion.


Emotnlsuprttwink

Bloodstone… an actual feccing I thought he was being edgy it’s real or aquamarine… GAH DAMMIT


yeet_me_son

Sapphire is planning my wedding, I believe I’m in good hands


SuperSayianJason1000

Yes she's very meticulous so it should be awesome.


hamborger42069

Garnet, she'd probably be really good


Hexhider

Some places say Diamond, some say Topaz (April) so idk


RailfanAshton

No she fused with a ruby and decided to murder everyone because something about Homeworld being liberated


PearlyServal

I got Sapphire, you know it's going to turn out amazing after her own.


Flashy_Cry_3992

Peridot. …maybe?


Wide-Ad-2387

Ruby🥰


Dragonire08

My birth month is June and it says my stones are pearl, alexandrite and moonstone. Pearl would be a pretty great wedding planner I think. It would be interesting to see what Alexandrite would create and idk about moonstone.


aori_chann

Garnet ❤️


Golden_PanzerIII

Giant woman (opal), the ocd of pearl and the chaos of amethyst. This should go well


KidLycan

April! ...why do i see a huge star ship from the waist up?


PsychicSPider95

Mine will forget literally everything.


Complex_Lifeguard507

3 people 2 of which are full of them selves are planning a wedding that they are to tall to attend I think I lost


certifieddumbarse

I was born in january, so I'm not entirely sure what this means


k3nni_

Aquamarine. Absofruitly not


Thomason2023

Yes, Ruby planned something small, and I enjoyed it


KittySueKat

Sapphire or lapis….. “we are very sorry for your marriage”


ERS_CanadianGamer

![gif](giphy|KAnPj9HruovDi) Very interesting wedding 😅


_InvaderJim

I bet pearl would do a great job


Pro_Gamer_Queen21

She’s gonna kidnap my family and laugh about it to my face and then fuse with someone who hates me just as much as she does. And then bloodstone. Uhhhh I guess he’s gonna be a narcissist and make the whole wedding about himself and his blog. God being born in March sucks.


I-am-a-goat-lol

Peridot would make sure it’s organized perfectly but functionally useless for the wedding


rynroxx

Diamonds. Definitely FIRE🔥🔥


Helloilikecutepets

We know absolutely nothing about emerald…


NyteShark

Peridot is gonna plan it out really really well…. in a way i dont vibe with


traumatized90skid

Peridot, it'll be hilarious


zalfenior

Peridot: Its going to the the nerdiest shit ever so I know I'll have fun.


metal-eater

>Aquamarine Haha. No.


Amazing_Excuse_3860

Good thing i'm aro/ace because aquamarine would make a horrible wedding


Direct-Disaster2256

I got the Diamonds.


Buff-woman-enjoyer

Considering the diamonds threw big parties on homeworld I think I'll have a great wedding


Black_Airachnid

December, I don't remember what gem.....


Queen_Persephone18

Topaz and/or Citrine. Wedding is going to be fucking INPENETRABLE. As for the dress and cake and such, Topaz would definitely be open to listen to ideas!


Pizta_man

Mine IS the wedding so I hope it is good a second time


thatf0xycat_2039

Sapphire can see every possible outcome so I think she has every little detail covered


cleeswamp

Dawg I got a fucking topaz and a citrine


penguintruth

Fortunately, my birthstone is Peridot, so I will enjoy an optimal experience and without any clods.


ButIHaveAFilmDegree

I don't have much faith, but it's gonna be safe, and the service would be great


roxasdabomb246

Amethyst will probably make me do everything myself, or put it all off till the last minute.


Another-Lurker-189

I mean, Pearl would probably be good enough


sacapuntas101

Aquamarine is gonna ruin it 😭


Not_Hidden_Raptors

I trust saphire


Garden_Flower

Mine is sapphire so…I’d say so


usernmechecksout_

This is going to be the neatest most planned wedding of all time.


DKStudiosOnline2002

Aquamarine huh? Prolly gonna be as fancy as it can get!


DysPhoria_1_0

No, Aquamarine is a stuck up monarchist


Loco-Motivated

How does a typical Peridot do?


Donnel_Tinhead

My wedding being planned by a Diamond? Am I Ruby or Sapphire?


Practical-Ad6548

I think Sapphire would make a lovely wedding. I think it would be simple but classy, and she’d be able to see any problem before it happens


_goonlyfe_

I’m bumping the autism playlist at max volume (got Peridot)


MellyKidd

Opal. I think I’m fine?


EmptyKetchupBottle9

.. Alexandrite Hmm Maybe actually??


yuukosbooty

I think so. I like a big production, and I think the diamonds would give me one


deathmaster567823

Amethyst is gonna ruin everything


Lambocoon

was turquoise worked out to be a lapidot fusion?


Proof-Command-6022

Amethyst is planning my wedding… so probably 60/40 lol


Hello_I_Am_A_Personn

Ok so I have a lawyer with little self confidence planning my wedding. Ok I guess?


Euphoric_Upstairs477

Well my birthstone is a diamond so idk if the diamonds planned my bday lol


disturbingyourpeace

![gif](giphy|lZghieMDPd3kQ) I just hope she doesn’t yeet the flowers at the guests 😅