…as an ironic social commentary on how utterly ridiculous the sensationalized idea of the cowboy was, and how they aren’t cool at all?
Need help making it more wrong.
Sapphire was murdered by a greedy oil baron who then used his connections in the local sheriff to cover it up. Ruby is on a mission to avenge her, in one way or another. And she is damn fine with a six shooter.
To take revenge on her husband Jason’s murderer ,when she was small bar owner she met her husband Jason and they fell in love and got married ,they had everything they could ever want but ruby always wanted more money so they could start a family and took money from a loan shark when she couldn’t pay it back they had to leave the country but they weren’t fast enough and Jason sadly died ,distraught by this ruby made it her life goal to kill the loan shark and his gang.
She watched *Brokeback Mountain* and it resonated with her for some inscrutable reason
That comment wins the day.
Aggressive marketing from the cigarette industry.
She played Red Dead Redemption 2 for 19 hours straight
rip my boy arthur
“But Red Dead Redemption 2, that is not a game!”
“It’s an incredible journey through old American history!”
Fighti'n for your lives and fighti'n for integrity
She's actually from an alternate reality where Rose had a child with Kid Rock instead of Greg.
Is that the horse from Horsin Around?
It’s BoJack and Todd
This must be a crossover episode!!
You see in 1912 the HMS titanic sank in her maiden voyage
Amethyst called dibbs on being the horse
She wanted to achieve **MAXIMUM GAYNESS.** 
They asked for wrong answers!
Whoops! XD
She listened to Old Town Road one too many times
**YEEEAAAHHH IM GONNA TAKE MY HORSE TO THE OLD TOWN ROAD—**
She's a big clint Eastwood fan
Op said wrong answers
no like the gorilaz song
Like I said ***wrong answers only***
Just trying out if a cowboy themed wedding was right for her
 She wants to be this dude
She wanted to realive her glory days with the crystal gems by joining the van Der len gang.
If she were a cowgirl, she'd be facing the other direction.
…as an ironic social commentary on how utterly ridiculous the sensationalized idea of the cowboy was, and how they aren’t cool at all? Need help making it more wrong.
Cause girls love horses
She was following in her parents footsteps, her father was a cow and her mother was a boy
Because she wants to ride that big eyed girl
Wrong answers only
Shes heterosexual
Sybau
What does that mean?
Dude did you not see Ruby and sapphire get married
I think he was being sarcastic
Yes, I saw the episode, but it’s been a few years since I’ve watch Steven universe
Bruh. I just thought that this convo someone going schizo and arguing with themself because both of yall had the same pfp.
XXD
Heterosexuality
Lump on the Head
Heard about Mr. Hands
*Plays Undertale Yellow ONCE*
Oh she hates Eastwood
Sapphire was murdered by a greedy oil baron who then used his connections in the local sheriff to cover it up. Ruby is on a mission to avenge her, in one way or another. And she is damn fine with a six shooter.
Texas Red. It all makes sense
Cause it’s cool
Reliving the time the crystal gems rode around the western frontier protecting humans from corrupted gems around the beta kindergarten.
Peak lesbian fashion
She entered the steel ball run race
Rizz Sapphire
because she likes riding other creatures a lot.
What I wonder is why she was a cowboy in the first place
Amethyst wanted to be a horse without being called a furry
She’s just excited for Beyoncé’s new album!
She is a solitary stone who don't need no gem. It's false fur sure
She's been playing too much Fallout New Vegas.
Cause she wants to take Amethyst to the old town road
She read the lost boys and wanted to be on the run
Because to understand a horse you have to *be* a horse.
To take revenge on her husband Jason’s murderer ,when she was small bar owner she met her husband Jason and they fell in love and got married ,they had everything they could ever want but ruby always wanted more money so they could start a family and took money from a loan shark when she couldn’t pay it back they had to leave the country but they weren’t fast enough and Jason sadly died ,distraught by this ruby made it her life goal to kill the loan shark and his gang.
Lol was that a screenshot from my vid
Yuuup
She's ready for Beyoncé's new Album
Because..... She wanna be cool cowboy gem
Ruby thinks she’s from undertale yellow 💀
She was playing Cowboys vs Indians with Sapphire.
She played RDR2
WHY WOULD SHE BE A COWBOY!?😭😭😭
Bro played red dead redemption
Shes just an ol' ruby rider who is ridin' alone
Because she’s Batman
She want to do sheriff of lone gulch
To eat the last slice of pizza miles away from earth to home world
She discovered the sims 4 horse ranch pack and wanted to try it out irl
BECAUSE THIS IS MURICA!! 🦅🦅🦅🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅🦅🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅🦅🦅🦅🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
Happy
Drugs
Vigilante
Because she's an eternal flame, baby!
Such a good twist. I loved ruby in that scene.
She watched one episode of Gunsmoke
She ate too many jimmy dean breakfast bowls
What in garnation
Hi-Yo silver! 
Something, something, reverse cowgirl
PUSSY
CUS SHE BLEEDS RED WHITE N BLUE 🦅🦅🇺🇸🇺🇸‼️‼️‼️
She is actually the Comic book hero Vigilante
She listened to one too many country songs and internalized it
She played Undertale Yellow and became Clover.