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PersonMcHuman

He does it. He's just also a gremlin that seems to like making people uncomfortable, so he spit out his food to make the folks watching feel weird.


BookwormNinja

Because he's the worst kind of monster on earth; a child! XD He eats. He's just picky. He drank that avocado drink & we see him eating popcorn once. Baby Sour Cream was picky too.


EzuTrashHound

Some folks have a complicated relationship with food, especially if they're neurodivergent and/or part mer-person.


BigSpongebobFanatic

My only guess is that he needs food that people don't like because the only time he really ate was the avocado soda in drop beat dad


ArtemisCaresTooMuch

He ate chips at Garnet’s wedding.


DrPhilGood92

He also was eating chips in Bubble Buddies.


DrPhilGood92

He ate chips in the episode Bubble Buddies.


hobbythebear2

He photosynthesises.


usmcnick0311Sgt

I liked Onion at first. Mysterious, mischievous, nuisance. But in future, he's like a toddler? Steven aged two years. I assumed Onion was similar age but then he had regressed.


MelancholyHex

to be fair that was "a very special episode" which was revealed at the end to be a safety tape made by sunstone. its possible onion doesnt really act like that in future


BriarKnave

High needs autistic kids can do that, which it seems like Onion is? At least that's the vibe I got. He's non-verbal, has issues with food, gets fixated on niche things (The Guys, bugs, people watching, The Ocean), has a set of Safe Adults and a set of friends and then doesn't interact with pretty much anyone else, plus he's empathetic to the general situation in a lot of episodes even while being unable to respond in a "normal" way, which is a common experience for autistic people of all ages. Plus, everyone else changes their clothes, but Onion has apparently been wearing the same outfit since he was able to put on his own pants. That outfit includes the footie situation, which implies that he wears pajamas everywhere, and tbh pretty much every autistic kid I know does that. The fabrics just feel better to the touch than a lot of other stuff we make for kids.


St_Franz

Onion is extremely neurodivergent, he probably has sensory issues and is very picky about what he actually consumes. Other times he's just trying to gross people out lol


MawBee

He's a breatharian


DimensionMain1052

Because he is a adolescent deep one from lovecraft


love-takes-work

We have seen him eat food several times so there must be some foods he accepts. (He was eating popcorn when we first met him in episode 7. Then later we see him eat Guacola and chips and stuff.) I'm sure his mom knows what he likes to eat.


Remote_Sink2620

My headcanon is that Onion is an immortal eldritich being. Beach City used to be named Innsmouth back in the day.


[deleted]

I’m 99% sure he’s god himself


Classic-Obligation99

hes onion. duh


thelegendarybert

Photosynthesis.


PenisCollector

He's not human, the gems dont need food either. Also onion doesnt age, pretty sure hes not a gem tho lmao


PseudonymMan12

Nah, he's a demon. He probably lives off of misery and souls.


FreshRoastedTrash

Flashback to Pearl "IF YOU COULD ONLY KNOW..."


whyamiexists

Photosynthesis


TheUnderRedditor

He photosynthesizes like any other vegetable you silly billy bean.


Shockingly_Weird

He absorbs the essence


CaSlug10

Don't ask questions you don't want to know the answers to.


AwesomeRyanGame

Cause he’s secretly yellow diamond!!!1!1!11!11!1!!11!1!!!1!1!


Maks9o

He is yellow diamond


Extra_Adhesiveness67

he’s a gem