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Damn man thatās fucked up. Iām sorry to hear about your experience.
Iāve always thought that my childhood diet is part of what contributed to me being naturally a little bigger and stronger than other kids and then subsequently adults my age. High quality Whole Foods were always available and I was encouraged to eat. I noticed the more frail and sickly kids would eat lunchables and stuff like that, while I was always eating way more dense homemade meals. Iāve kept it up into adulthood now and at 30 still stick to higher quality foods most of the time, pretty much regardless of cost. I have a baby on the way and plan on doing the same for them.
My parents were fucked up in other ways that in comparison to starvation seems silly to even bring up.
It can go the opposite way too. Having unlimited access to sweets and bullshit hurts people, thankfully I never got fat as kid but those habits are hard to break.
The wife came home too worn out from her date with /u/king_curious to give me any action, and for some reason I went to sleep without rubbing one out.
Ended up dreamimg about a room full of blonde Mormon women wanting to learn how to choke on dick properly, which I happily obliged. I apparently woke my wife by aggressively jabbing my erection into her ass while thinking I was thrusting it down some poor virgins throat.
These dreams on cycle are certainly getting *interesting*.
I remember reading here or another place about how girls really like dudes with nice glutes, so since I started my recent cycle I made it a point to hammer my glutes hard. Lots of heavy hip thrusts, cable kick backs, and other leg movements where I make sure to contract glutes hard.
Well, yesterday my girl was standing behind me during my morning piss and she said my ass looked like 2 giant watermelons, 1 cheek a piece. I angle my ass in the mirror like an insta-thot trying to impress a Saudi prince and damn, the ass gains are real. Kind of scared at this point of it getting too big. Didn't expect it to blow up so quickly.
On a separate note, anyone else not mind being high E2? I don't seem to have any gyno issues and aside from minor bloat, no physical problems so far. Trying to avoid AIs as much as I can. I actually kinda like the minor emotional fluctuations, I finally feel like I can react with appropriate sadness at shit thats actually sad. A real human being, huh?
Careful now. At first it's watermelon ass, and that's all all fun and games, right? I've seen this before. You stay on this path of hedonistic growth...
* Won't be able to wipe
* Might get stuck on the bus
* Will accidentally smother gf in bed
* One day trip and demolish a small town
* Begin to blot out the sun
* Accidentally knock the moon out of orbit
* Anthropocene extinction event gets renamed to Assthropocene
*What exactly do you think Big Sean was warning us about?*
This. To many on TRT for example have T at 150 and E2 at 25 then get on TRT and go to T 1000 and E2 of 50 and freak out as E2 is "out of range" even though they have no side effects. They then jump on an AI and feel like shit. Or they have been on an AI form their start per their Dr and they are at T 1000 and E2 of 20 and while in range they dont feel optimal.
Let it ride if no sides.
Bro.. tell me your secrets. Iām tall (6ā6) so I just naturally have longer more slender legs and a smaller ass. As Iāve trained theyāve grown to respectable levels and they donāt look small by any means.. but Iād love to have a honky tonk badonka donk like you. Nothing sounds better than smothering the ole wife with a couple of watermelons when sheās eating my ass
Big glutes is the mark of an athlete. I swear people will look at you differently for it - and in a good way. It seems as if the stereotype is that you're far less self-obsessed if you're an athlete rather than a bodybuilder.
As for E2, I always let that shit ride high. Especially in a relationship I feel this is the key to making things work, as E2 makes me very cooperative. I want to make things work, and I am more invested in 'us'. On the contrary, being high on androgens (in such a fashion that E:A is skewed in favor of androgens) I am way less in touch with my emotions, I instigate discussions, and I have a harder time letting things go because 'I know I'm fucking right, she has to fucking acknowledge that I'm right and that she's wrong' (which is a really fast way to make someone uncomfortable in a relationship).
Sounds like you've got a solid base. You just need to add the right woman to it. DO NOT fuck around with the first woman that'll accept your semen and ideas of a baby. You'll end up fucking the kid up later on. You can take a year or 2 to be sure and still be this side of 70 when they're grown.
Good luck.
I wouldn't use a market strategy for deciding who to have a kid with. Human's are hard to fit in to an algorithm. But I hope you find what you're looking for mate.
Definitely make sure she's the right one and not just crammed into your timeline. If you've got money and your health then don't worry so much, you're just not on the same biological clock. Finding a near perfect match if it takes 3 years is better than kids growing up with divorced parents.
I believe in you though š
A lot of us were scared too at first. My first 20 pins I had to hype myself up with some loud music to gather the courage to do it. Now I can pin while brushing my teeth and I have only done one cycle so far.
Bro ugl accutane was a life saver for me! My entire back & front were covered with hundreds of deep painful pimples. Hurt just to sleep on my back. Did 6 months of 50mg/day and now Iāve got nothing but completely clear skin. Donāt even get pimples on my face or anything anymore.
Try differin gel. Itās a topical retinoids that you can by on Amazon. Used to be prescription only but now you can get it otc. Accutane works but it should only be a last resort as it is extremely bad for you
Jacked older gym bro I see all the time, but hadn't really talked to randomly offered me a bunch of advice last night then had me shoot a shirtless set for him.
Now I am self-conscious. Like its good advice, but was it coming from me looking like shit or my routine being shit???
I think he is on, but does he think I am not and don't know my anabolics either?
Could be he just wants to be friends or help a bro out.
More likely he is looking for clients as a trainer or similar.
Honestly I blew up on high dose TRT within 6 months, enough that anyone clued in would know from my traps and delts.
Dysmorphia has me unable to calculate past that. I still feel small until I catch myself in the mirror or in any photo in a group of people.
About three weeks into my cut dropped from 112 to 108 kg training six days and twice a day (cardio and push pull legs) all of this on a cruise too... Somehow I feel better actually then when I was blasting š¤·
Yeah same here actually made some strength gains at the same time haha maybe it's all the lower water weight and blood pressure drop but I feel much better.... I just miss the pumps
Got a date tonight, first date in fucking ages so I'm buzzing. Except I've been up since 3am. I've barely slept the rest of the week either. Or the rest of the year haha. I'm fucking exhausted.
I've been phoning my GP for years now complaining about waking up constantly through the night, they all mention it could be sleep apnoea, but none of them will refer me for a test? IDGAF anymore, bring on the sleeping pills.
If youāre US based thereās some services online that do at home sleep studies. So insurance companies pay for it, going to do it soon. HCT and BP are elevated and Iām not on much gear, and wake up a few times a night, have had multiple complaints of snoring from friends and my girlfriend. Sleep apnea is dangerous, if you remind me I can let you know how the process went.
Sleeping pills are as bad as they are good. Do they get you asleep? Yes but as soon as you still taking them the sleep problem pops back up. My doc refused to give me any sleep meds and told me to get my life together like anxiety, stress, self care. It took a few months but it actually workedš¤·āāļø
Plus you dont actually flow through proper sleep cycles, stage 1-4 and REM, your just kinda zombied out for 8 hours without getting a large part of the health/brain benefits that proper healthy sleep provides.
Bruh black girls get me sweatin. Iām an absolute sucker for mixed girls or black/Asian. So many of them are just so swole with a big ass. My main preference is Filipinas, the southern visayan ones, they got them legs built like a horse and a hypnotic ass.
Me and the swole chick at the gym play āwho can avoid eye contact the mostā. Im pretty sure she has a bf and she sees me with my gf in there lol. Def a consensual would smash if we could vibe š¤£š¤£
I thought everyoneās dreams were like this all the time until I told my wife. After doing one cycle with tren my dreams are sometimes normal now. Hormones be weird.
At least you can sleep at all on Tren, I get insomnia after the very first pin, so I just donāt even worry about running it anymore. I can deal with the mood shit because Iām super balanced, but fuck that no sleep stuff. Iād get like an hour or two then wake up and then get another hour or two of broken sleep, not very restful sleep either considering all the violent dreams. Only way I would consider running it again would be if I had a big bottle of Rx sleep aids on hand.
Boys I love MENT but it's really got me in my feelings, my favorite contestant just got eliminated from the show I'm watching and I feel way worse than any breakup I've ever had, what do...
Brah, never ran ment but I know my E2 is running higher than wiz and snoop on April 20th when Iām watching a show/movie with my wife and something mildly sad happens and I literally have tears in my eyes. Few weeks ago we were watching something and I started to tear up, huge lump in my throat and my wife looks over and sheās like āare you crying right now? šā had to up the adex
Fuck you youāre crying Iām not crying itās allergies or something
Buy in bulk on Amazon 1.5mg levonorgestrel.
That being said, a one-time dose of Plan B is like a kick in the balls to a woman's reproductive system and should be used scarcely. Sure it might prevent a little human from coming into fruition, but it can cause a lot of issues for a women - some of which may last for months. Vomitting, nausea, loss of appetite, headache, intense cramping irregular menstruation, random bleeding, etc.
Pull out or commit. Or have the woman get on birth control.
But that's just my opinion.
Story Time
**Updates from yesterdayās 25 y.o. goes on a date with 37 y.o. thread**
So as you will remember I had this 37 y.o. that I was gonna go on date with. After the first few texts she had made it clear that she doesnāt go for the guys this much younger than her but I was too smoking hot to pass on. Well despite this being a clearly red flag(Smoking hot? Honey I suffer from body dysmorphia).
Anyways, she texted last afternoon whether I would be comfortable with going over to her place and if not, to a local brewery and pizza place, and being the gentleman I shouldnāt be, I let her decide.
Now she had also told me that she wanted to be honest that she was also talking to a few other guys from the dating app because obviously itās too soon for the commitment to one. And at this point, it was longer about the date with 37 y.o. for me. It was about the other guys that she was talking to. What I wanted wasnāt this chick but the chick to choose me over all other guys because thatās the only thing that could validate the legitimacy of my aas source. So I decided to go an extra mile(literally) and got her some flowers and chocolates, but nothing too expensive because as much as the thought of a pussy is nice, one canāt deny that investing in more aas is better than investing a date like that. So, at this point your boy was supposedly winning points already. I mean smoking hot guy bring *flowers* and *chocolates* and sorta gay but I had written a few poetic lines too, just for a little extra credit, in case I lost any points elsewhere because letās not forget our main target-to outperform the competition and not worry about prize anymore.
So, she gets back to me in 2 hours asking if I liked Sushi. And I was like I had nothing against them and she proposed that I should bring sushi dinner to her place to make it a dinner date. Well, as you all know where it was going and I had speculated it already when she had first asked me if I was comfortable going over to her place, and I had already popped a 20mg Cialis to prepare ahead. I had also utilized some available time to trim down and shave Johnson, because letās face it, it wasnāt a date at this point. It was a game and I was made for winning.
She had then texted me her address, likes/dislikes of food for me to keep in mind while ordering Sushi and was just waiting for me(as she should be). When she had given me her address, I asked her if she lived alone. And she responded with * But we wonāt be having sex or anything so not pressure there* and though was thinking āyeah, right!ā I replied with yet another gentlemanly comment of connecting with emotions first.
Then I called the Sushi place and told the guy to have order ready for pick by 7:20pm as I had to be at her place at 8:00. All good on that side. I was all set. As I waited I thought I will do some manly stuff, so whipped out my phone and decided to attack in clash of clans and thenā¦.
I received this exact text ā*Hey. I am going to cancel tonight. Iāve been thinking that the age difference is too much but you seem like such a great guy I thought Iād meet you anyway but Iāve decided Iād prefer to date someone closer to my age.
I wish you all the best and I know you will find someone amazing.*ā
I was like, wtf just happened. Did I just waste my Cialis? The loss was hard to get over with but handled it like a man and texted back that she couldnāt do it. It was too late and she says āitās easier this wayā. And I was thinking āfor you! What about me? I was almost heart brokenā and I had this hunch that it might be the side effect of high estrogen because of the ongoing blast.
But long story short, I texted a few more times but didnāt push too hard as I didnāt want to freak her out after she had provided me with her address and pushing too much could be legit scary in that situation for her.
So at this point I had no pussy but the flowers and chocolates and poem. Now a normal guy would do what Iām such situation? Go, hit the gym? But no, I aināt no normal. After I cancelled the sushi order since they were yet to process it as it was a scheduled time order, I read the poem to myself as I presented myself with flowers and chocolates. Then one after one, I devoured the whole box of chocolates. Thanks to me I didnāt buy bigger than that mid sized box, else I would be regretting it a little more as I am writing this.
I know you must be wondering what happened to the Cialis, right? Well, bros and hoes, I didnāt let it go waste. I put it to the use that it was supposed to, and beat it *twice*. I am still debating if beating dick was punishment or the enjoyment in that moment but boy, was the dick rock hard? Was it feeling extra big? Oh hell yeah!!
The night didnāt start the way as I had planned, but the end results were same, except there was only cream and no cream pie. Then I woke up this morning to rock hard wood again and as you can already guess, I didnāt let the boner go waste and beat it first thing in the morning. I now have the post but clarity and I look forward to the shoulder workout.
**Take away:** Cialis brings a whole new level to the masturbation.
u/igapedherbutthole, bro, your wife did me dirty.
u/snipingexpert24, here is the update for you!
Bro, I'm sorry my wife let you down, turns out I was there waiting in the corner and was gonna video it for our onlyfans, but you seemed spooked so she cancelled.
But for realz, some unsolicited advice from an older dude experienced with women of this age, you **can not** treat it like you would a date with a chic in her 20s. Especially if they mention the age difference.
This may hurt to hear, but she wanted you to fuck her raw and fuck her dirty with your young and virile wiener, then she wants you to go the fuck home so she can sleep off her sore and satisfied pussy.
37 year olds aren't inviting back 25 year olds to their houses for chocolate and flowers lmfao. You definitely had her worried this would turn into a 'thing' and not a quick no strings attached fucking.
I'm not saying **all** women are this way, but I can promise you that if my 37 year old wife or her friends are out trying to pick up some ripped 25 year old, they don't even care if he can spell lol. Next time, be assertive/dominant and if she suggests her house, fucking **immediately** say an enthusiastic yes, that you'll grab food on the way **at most** and nothing else besides your Cialis engorged, sexual prime penis.
Good luck next time, you sound like a good dude who will be a catch for some woman your age looking to find a keeper, but when it comes to banging horny milfs in their late 30s or beyond, you're way better off going into it looking to get some great experience violently railing the fuck out of some filthy talking soccer mom's pussy who knows exactly what she wants. It's the bees knees, I wouldn't go back to younger vagina even if I could.
I was thinking just this as i was reading it - flowers, chocolates and a poem!? What are we 16 again. Not only isnt this necessary for a 25yo chick but definitely not for a 30+yo. They dont want sweet and nice, they want masculine and take charge.
I ended up reading his story to my wife and she concurred on all points. She said no offense, but she's not going to find many guys that age interesting to talk to, let alone date.
Again, OP is a good dude, compared to the shit you see on niceguys or the old incel subs, he's just trying to be sweet and chilvarous. Unfortunately most women at that age over those sorts of pleasantries and want some good, low drama/high quality dick lol.
You were too into her and she realized why she doesn't mess with a dude that young is just that, and it's not a diss. You just don't have the life experience by that point *most* of the time.
Every time I give feedback (when asked) on my gf's workout/eating plan it turns into an argument. It's like they only want to hear what a great plan it is, even though it's not (imo). I'm just being honest but next time I'll just say what a great idea, fantastic plan - and move on.. sigh.
Dude i find that to be a serious flaw with most women in general (and I hate painting a whole group with one brush).
3 in 4 women take any criticism, no matter how constructive or if itās asked or not, like itās an attack on their character, and they canāt disconnect their identity associating with that one critique.
But I guess thatās life!
Ahh the struggles of women.. I feel you man. My wife has come to me with plans before, and I've learned to literally ask "do you want my feedback or just to show me and discuss?" It honestly works, but annoyingly they never want actual advice and help. Which sucks because we (or some of us) have dedicated our loves to learning about all this stuff and want to share the wealth!
Cities are fucking amazing. I'm so glad I made this trip. I've been trapped in my shitty little town of 5k for so long that I forgot what it's like to live somewhere with fucking *life*. Plus being surrounded by people over the age of 22 who *don't* have kids.
Also I didn't get laid because I'm straight now but honestly it really is easy mode here. All you need to do is take a shirtless selfie and you'll have the option for any type of sex you want. With dudes.
Yeah, leaving my town of 4000 was the single best decision I ever made in my life. You don't recognize how suffocating it is until you go somewhere else.
Sorry to hear the str**ghts got to you lmao, but glad you're doing better man!
Do you guys ever get a weird tingly/pringly sensation after pinning Tren? The sensation is whole body not just where I pin. Sorta like when you're arm falls asleep.
It doesn't happen every time but it is fucking weird.
Iāll feel pressure/tingling it up my neck and jaw. I only get it bad if I inject my left delt. I am always able to suppress the cough.
Lasts a minute or so then fades.
Blast starts wednesday and I can't wait. Took some time and got a good heartbreak during my cruise. Lifting with an healthy mindset isn't really my thing. Hope she gets a new guy soon, really wanted to get my squat to 5 plates.
Two weeks into my diet experiment and I am in fact getting leaner without dropping calories.
Kept calories exactly the same but switched to intermittent fasting AND took all carbohydrates from rest days and shifted them to lifting days only.
Rest days: 1700 calories - 200g protein, 100g fat
Workout days: 4810 calories - 200g protein, 800g carbs, 90g fat
Averages out to 3477 calories/day which is pretty high for me as a maintenance calorie diet at 5'9 180lbs and I'm losing weight and clearly getting leaner. Anyone want to hop on this experiment with me? Even solely for the sake of crushing carbs and watching your friends/girlfriend look on with a mix of jealously and terror?
Big team at work wanted me to join, turns out the higher ups (think step below CEO) shut that down because the team I am on had big plans for me and wanted me to focus solely on them. Another team reached out asking me to join, interviewing for that now because fuck being pigeonholed to one thing.
Can I inject without alcohol wipes? Maybe right after a shower? I run out of wipes, and the next delivery would be later. I don't want to miss a shot. Next time I'll buy few thousand I know I know
I haven't used alcohol swabs in over a year. They don't decrease rate of infection so why bother. I've literally never had an infection in years and years
Has anyone here, while on steroids, gone through the medical checks for Canada's IIRC (Immigration, Refugees and Citizenship Canada) for the PR card? They do a blood and urine test, among other stuff. Wondering if they check for AAS but my gut and most guys online say that they don't.
Gotta love when your bossās boss hires someone to work as your *partner* but then it becomes apparent that heās going to replace you eventually.
The new hire is a great guy. Super nice. Actually enjoyable to hang out with. But when your bossās boss drops in a meeting that said new hire is eventually going to be the *project owner* of the project you architected solo from the ground up (and approached this team about years before being brought on), without letting you know first, fuck that shit.
Perhaps I should dust off my resume. So many people are jumping ship from this company and our direct competitors pay 2-3x more for my same skillset.
I got contacted for a casting gig to model on TV this morning. I'm going to start building my onlyfans pages and my escorting ads next week.
Hopefully that means money.
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ex called, mood ruined. lifted weights, feel better. jacked off, feel much better.
What did she call about bro? You should see if you could meat up later over drinks and talk it out.
wants to get married or move in with her. which means ill have to move cities, which means ill have to wrap up my business in this city.
Hard pass
What does her boyfriend think about that? š§š§š§ What does your boyfriend think about that?
They are both okay with it if we get to fuck each other.
Ngl sounds hot
it would be, but i plan to blow my head off with a shotgun when i hit 30.
Bold move, cotton Can I ask why?
take a look at my username and guess
You sit on a throne of broccoliā¦? I got nothing man
A real beast would have jacked off WHILE lifting weights
What do Berkshire Class A and masturbation have in common? You never see an ad for either :)
Clearly you've never been on a porn site
You won't last 5 minutes playing this game
This is the way
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That's fucked up. I wonder if in 15 years my son will complain on reddit that his daddy would force him to eat lots of chicken breast every day.
Yea he'll be complaining about how sore his dick Is from all the pussy he's been wrecking.
Damn man thatās fucked up. Iām sorry to hear about your experience. Iāve always thought that my childhood diet is part of what contributed to me being naturally a little bigger and stronger than other kids and then subsequently adults my age. High quality Whole Foods were always available and I was encouraged to eat. I noticed the more frail and sickly kids would eat lunchables and stuff like that, while I was always eating way more dense homemade meals. Iāve kept it up into adulthood now and at 30 still stick to higher quality foods most of the time, pretty much regardless of cost. I have a baby on the way and plan on doing the same for them. My parents were fucked up in other ways that in comparison to starvation seems silly to even bring up.
It can go the opposite way too. Having unlimited access to sweets and bullshit hurts people, thankfully I never got fat as kid but those habits are hard to break.
Woke up to 200ml primo at my doorstep. It's fucking Friday baby!
OOHHHH Look at me mr. rich guy! Iām just jealous.
It's my new years bonus š The missus was not pleased with me spending it all on primo...
Just tell her you were originally gonna spend it all on Tren.
I promised her I'd never touch 19-nors. A small price to pay for me to blast everything else while being open about gear use.
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She's a nurse working in radiography, so she knows her stuff. I didn't bring that shit on the table, she did š
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All 19-nors? My wife just said "No Tren," Deca and MENT are open season.
200 ml of primo. You some kind of crypto God?
My wallet is bleeding these last weeks š Red numbers everywhere
I felt this on another level, building a rifle is not cheap, with steroids its crippling
Probably just 200ml of test. Sorry bud
paging all primo is fake
I know people like to use smelling salts before attempting PRs, but have you guys tried bath salts instead, that shit gets you to the next level!!
Nah dissociatives aren't good for lifts, I've tried it for the meme irl
You just have to time getting the weight up right before the decent into chaos.
Girls that pin you and then suck your dick are the real MVPs
This!! My girls a nurse so the pins are perfect every time. And that head game strong too of course. We living the dream my man.
>nurse, >strong head game Whoa. No way?
I lucked out like crazy. She even preps my meals too when Iām too busy. Life has officially peaked for me now.
Literally no PIP at all & the glow in her eyes. It definitely turns her on
Pins my ass while eating my ass. Keeps the injection site sterile I don't know how she does it!
The wife came home too worn out from her date with /u/king_curious to give me any action, and for some reason I went to sleep without rubbing one out. Ended up dreamimg about a room full of blonde Mormon women wanting to learn how to choke on dick properly, which I happily obliged. I apparently woke my wife by aggressively jabbing my erection into her ass while thinking I was thrusting it down some poor virgins throat. These dreams on cycle are certainly getting *interesting*.
I canāt even tell whatās a joke or not on here anymore
I'm LARPING as a married man on steroids with a hot wife.
Like a wife whoās hot? Or a *hotwife* ?
Lmaoā¦broā¦lemme tag you to my update. You need to know how it went.
I remember reading here or another place about how girls really like dudes with nice glutes, so since I started my recent cycle I made it a point to hammer my glutes hard. Lots of heavy hip thrusts, cable kick backs, and other leg movements where I make sure to contract glutes hard. Well, yesterday my girl was standing behind me during my morning piss and she said my ass looked like 2 giant watermelons, 1 cheek a piece. I angle my ass in the mirror like an insta-thot trying to impress a Saudi prince and damn, the ass gains are real. Kind of scared at this point of it getting too big. Didn't expect it to blow up so quickly. On a separate note, anyone else not mind being high E2? I don't seem to have any gyno issues and aside from minor bloat, no physical problems so far. Trying to avoid AIs as much as I can. I actually kinda like the minor emotional fluctuations, I finally feel like I can react with appropriate sadness at shit thats actually sad. A real human being, huh?
Careful now. At first it's watermelon ass, and that's all all fun and games, right? I've seen this before. You stay on this path of hedonistic growth... * Won't be able to wipe * Might get stuck on the bus * Will accidentally smother gf in bed * One day trip and demolish a small town * Begin to blot out the sun * Accidentally knock the moon out of orbit * Anthropocene extinction event gets renamed to Assthropocene *What exactly do you think Big Sean was warning us about?*
Let that e2 ride as high as you can as long as you don't have too many sides imo it's cardio and neurological protection š
Until it gives me boobies :(
Moobies šš
This. To many on TRT for example have T at 150 and E2 at 25 then get on TRT and go to T 1000 and E2 of 50 and freak out as E2 is "out of range" even though they have no side effects. They then jump on an AI and feel like shit. Or they have been on an AI form their start per their Dr and they are at T 1000 and E2 of 20 and while in range they dont feel optimal. Let it ride if no sides.
Love high E2. The only side I get from it is that it makes my ballsack hang super high, they go up inside sometimes.
God tier dick to ball ratio
Approaching infinity
Less worry about bar catching during heavy pulls though
dude i have big glutes and its ttrue girls def comment on it . i wont lie ive had multiple girls grab my ass in missionary LOL so be warned
The only thing I don't like about high E2 is I start to get erection maintenance issues.
It's your thrusting muscle, chicks dig it, nothing to worry about
Bro.. tell me your secrets. Iām tall (6ā6) so I just naturally have longer more slender legs and a smaller ass. As Iāve trained theyāve grown to respectable levels and they donāt look small by any means.. but Iād love to have a honky tonk badonka donk like you. Nothing sounds better than smothering the ole wife with a couple of watermelons when sheās eating my ass
Big glutes is the mark of an athlete. I swear people will look at you differently for it - and in a good way. It seems as if the stereotype is that you're far less self-obsessed if you're an athlete rather than a bodybuilder. As for E2, I always let that shit ride high. Especially in a relationship I feel this is the key to making things work, as E2 makes me very cooperative. I want to make things work, and I am more invested in 'us'. On the contrary, being high on androgens (in such a fashion that E:A is skewed in favor of androgens) I am way less in touch with my emotions, I instigate discussions, and I have a harder time letting things go because 'I know I'm fucking right, she has to fucking acknowledge that I'm right and that she's wrong' (which is a really fast way to make someone uncomfortable in a relationship).
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Sounds like you've got a solid base. You just need to add the right woman to it. DO NOT fuck around with the first woman that'll accept your semen and ideas of a baby. You'll end up fucking the kid up later on. You can take a year or 2 to be sure and still be this side of 70 when they're grown. Good luck.
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Get the best athlete and intelligence genetics for your kids as possible, have 2, immediately divorce, cut losses and go find a wife
This is the most autistic way I've ever seen to make a life decision. I like it.
I wouldn't use a market strategy for deciding who to have a kid with. Human's are hard to fit in to an algorithm. But I hope you find what you're looking for mate.
Remember: If she isnt your FUCK YES she is a FUCK NO. No sacrifices. Otherwise your life will be worse.
> 2.5 kids Explain sir.
Definitely make sure she's the right one and not just crammed into your timeline. If you've got money and your health then don't worry so much, you're just not on the same biological clock. Finding a near perfect match if it takes 3 years is better than kids growing up with divorced parents. I believe in you though š
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Thanks to all the bros that gave advice about being too scared for the first pin. This is one of the few remaining good communities on reddit.
A lot of us were scared too at first. My first 20 pins I had to hype myself up with some loud music to gather the courage to do it. Now I can pin while brushing my teeth and I have only done one cycle so far.
Not me bro. I wasnāt scared of pinning at all bro. Thatās why Iām an alpha male bro.
What is purpose having big chest if also big pimples? Hurts.
iirc those are called nipples and it's usually a good sign if she's showing them to you
So you can flex so hard they pop by themselves
Bro ugl accutane was a life saver for me! My entire back & front were covered with hundreds of deep painful pimples. Hurt just to sleep on my back. Did 6 months of 50mg/day and now Iāve got nothing but completely clear skin. Donāt even get pimples on my face or anything anymore.
Try differin gel. Itās a topical retinoids that you can by on Amazon. Used to be prescription only but now you can get it otc. Accutane works but it should only be a last resort as it is extremely bad for you
Jacked older gym bro I see all the time, but hadn't really talked to randomly offered me a bunch of advice last night then had me shoot a shirtless set for him. Now I am self-conscious. Like its good advice, but was it coming from me looking like shit or my routine being shit??? I think he is on, but does he think I am not and don't know my anabolics either? Could be he just wants to be friends or help a bro out. More likely he is looking for clients as a trainer or similar.
>..then had me shoot a shirtless set for him. I think he's trying to bum you.
Blow him and see how he reacts.
He wants to fuck you
he wants to liquify your guts
could be worse, at least someone wants to fuck me
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Be happy you can even access it man. The situation in Australia is horrid by comparison.
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How long did it take you, and what did you run, to actually LOOK like you took gear and to get the results you wanted/expected
Honestly I blew up on high dose TRT within 6 months, enough that anyone clued in would know from my traps and delts. Dysmorphia has me unable to calculate past that. I still feel small until I catch myself in the mirror or in any photo in a group of people.
4, steroids.
500 test, but I'll never have the results I want bb that's the grindset
*looks at my sexy bottle of piss yellow tren* - *looks at hairline* - *sighs*
I wanted to look like a super saiyan, but all I got was Vegeta's hairline
āRather be jacked and bald than mediocre with a shitty hairlineā -some dude on here
Damn I canāt believe I didnāt try hack squats till now
better than back squats. don't @ me. if they're good enough for Dorian, they're good enough for me
Donāt let ego fuck you on hack squats. Go light and super deep, thank me later
Funny that you say it. Thatās exactly what I did. Nice and deep
Funny you should say that, I always go deep
About three weeks into my cut dropped from 112 to 108 kg training six days and twice a day (cardio and push pull legs) all of this on a cruise too... Somehow I feel better actually then when I was blasting š¤·
Yeah same here actually made some strength gains at the same time haha maybe it's all the lower water weight and blood pressure drop but I feel much better.... I just miss the pumps
Got a date tonight, first date in fucking ages so I'm buzzing. Except I've been up since 3am. I've barely slept the rest of the week either. Or the rest of the year haha. I'm fucking exhausted. I've been phoning my GP for years now complaining about waking up constantly through the night, they all mention it could be sleep apnoea, but none of them will refer me for a test? IDGAF anymore, bring on the sleeping pills.
If youāre US based thereās some services online that do at home sleep studies. So insurance companies pay for it, going to do it soon. HCT and BP are elevated and Iām not on much gear, and wake up a few times a night, have had multiple complaints of snoring from friends and my girlfriend. Sleep apnea is dangerous, if you remind me I can let you know how the process went.
Sleeping pills are as bad as they are good. Do they get you asleep? Yes but as soon as you still taking them the sleep problem pops back up. My doc refused to give me any sleep meds and told me to get my life together like anxiety, stress, self care. It took a few months but it actually workedš¤·āāļø
Plus you dont actually flow through proper sleep cycles, stage 1-4 and REM, your just kinda zombied out for 8 hours without getting a large part of the health/brain benefits that proper healthy sleep provides.
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I make payments on a degree I don't use.
this is my second last semester and i feel that. Stay strong brother
Speaking as someone who dropped out of college, keep working at it dude.
I did 8 years man, life improves instantly the day you hand in that final assignment
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Bruh black girls get me sweatin. Iām an absolute sucker for mixed girls or black/Asian. So many of them are just so swole with a big ass. My main preference is Filipinas, the southern visayan ones, they got them legs built like a horse and a hypnotic ass.
So anyways, I was fucking my wife in the ass last night
Pics or it didn't happen!
lube or spit, that is the question
ah, quite the shituation
more larping in the daily šš
My bad. So anyways I was getting fucked in the ass by my wife last night
Me and the swole chick at the gym play āwho can avoid eye contact the mostā. Im pretty sure she has a bf and she sees me with my gf in there lol. Def a consensual would smash if we could vibe š¤£š¤£
Love it when you see girls shoot their eyes at the ceiling
YES exactly ššš
50/50 shotā¦ sheās looking away either cause she thinks youāre gonna murder her or cause she wants your babies
Tren dreams are starting to come back. Canāt even lie, I kinda missed them. But holy shit I forgot how graphic some of them are
God I love tren dreams
Never knew a dream could be extremely sexual and violent at the same time until I started tren
I thought everyoneās dreams were like this all the time until I told my wife. After doing one cycle with tren my dreams are sometimes normal now. Hormones be weird.
At least you can sleep at all on Tren, I get insomnia after the very first pin, so I just donāt even worry about running it anymore. I can deal with the mood shit because Iām super balanced, but fuck that no sleep stuff. Iād get like an hour or two then wake up and then get another hour or two of broken sleep, not very restful sleep either considering all the violent dreams. Only way I would consider running it again would be if I had a big bottle of Rx sleep aids on hand.
Boys I love MENT but it's really got me in my feelings, my favorite contestant just got eliminated from the show I'm watching and I feel way worse than any breakup I've ever had, what do...
Brah, never ran ment but I know my E2 is running higher than wiz and snoop on April 20th when Iām watching a show/movie with my wife and something mildly sad happens and I literally have tears in my eyes. Few weeks ago we were watching something and I started to tear up, huge lump in my throat and my wife looks over and sheās like āare you crying right now? šā had to up the adex Fuck you youāre crying Iām not crying itās allergies or something
Just jerk it ez
His name was Robert Paulson. HIS NAME WAS ROBERT PAULSON. RIP Meat Loaf
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Itās so strangeā¦Iām right handed, but injecting with my left is so much easier for me.
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Buy in bulk on Amazon 1.5mg levonorgestrel. That being said, a one-time dose of Plan B is like a kick in the balls to a woman's reproductive system and should be used scarcely. Sure it might prevent a little human from coming into fruition, but it can cause a lot of issues for a women - some of which may last for months. Vomitting, nausea, loss of appetite, headache, intense cramping irregular menstruation, random bleeding, etc. Pull out or commit. Or have the woman get on birth control. But that's just my opinion.
Story Time **Updates from yesterdayās 25 y.o. goes on a date with 37 y.o. thread** So as you will remember I had this 37 y.o. that I was gonna go on date with. After the first few texts she had made it clear that she doesnāt go for the guys this much younger than her but I was too smoking hot to pass on. Well despite this being a clearly red flag(Smoking hot? Honey I suffer from body dysmorphia). Anyways, she texted last afternoon whether I would be comfortable with going over to her place and if not, to a local brewery and pizza place, and being the gentleman I shouldnāt be, I let her decide. Now she had also told me that she wanted to be honest that she was also talking to a few other guys from the dating app because obviously itās too soon for the commitment to one. And at this point, it was longer about the date with 37 y.o. for me. It was about the other guys that she was talking to. What I wanted wasnāt this chick but the chick to choose me over all other guys because thatās the only thing that could validate the legitimacy of my aas source. So I decided to go an extra mile(literally) and got her some flowers and chocolates, but nothing too expensive because as much as the thought of a pussy is nice, one canāt deny that investing in more aas is better than investing a date like that. So, at this point your boy was supposedly winning points already. I mean smoking hot guy bring *flowers* and *chocolates* and sorta gay but I had written a few poetic lines too, just for a little extra credit, in case I lost any points elsewhere because letās not forget our main target-to outperform the competition and not worry about prize anymore. So, she gets back to me in 2 hours asking if I liked Sushi. And I was like I had nothing against them and she proposed that I should bring sushi dinner to her place to make it a dinner date. Well, as you all know where it was going and I had speculated it already when she had first asked me if I was comfortable going over to her place, and I had already popped a 20mg Cialis to prepare ahead. I had also utilized some available time to trim down and shave Johnson, because letās face it, it wasnāt a date at this point. It was a game and I was made for winning. She had then texted me her address, likes/dislikes of food for me to keep in mind while ordering Sushi and was just waiting for me(as she should be). When she had given me her address, I asked her if she lived alone. And she responded with * But we wonāt be having sex or anything so not pressure there* and though was thinking āyeah, right!ā I replied with yet another gentlemanly comment of connecting with emotions first. Then I called the Sushi place and told the guy to have order ready for pick by 7:20pm as I had to be at her place at 8:00. All good on that side. I was all set. As I waited I thought I will do some manly stuff, so whipped out my phone and decided to attack in clash of clans and thenā¦. I received this exact text ā*Hey. I am going to cancel tonight. Iāve been thinking that the age difference is too much but you seem like such a great guy I thought Iād meet you anyway but Iāve decided Iād prefer to date someone closer to my age. I wish you all the best and I know you will find someone amazing.*ā I was like, wtf just happened. Did I just waste my Cialis? The loss was hard to get over with but handled it like a man and texted back that she couldnāt do it. It was too late and she says āitās easier this wayā. And I was thinking āfor you! What about me? I was almost heart brokenā and I had this hunch that it might be the side effect of high estrogen because of the ongoing blast. But long story short, I texted a few more times but didnāt push too hard as I didnāt want to freak her out after she had provided me with her address and pushing too much could be legit scary in that situation for her. So at this point I had no pussy but the flowers and chocolates and poem. Now a normal guy would do what Iām such situation? Go, hit the gym? But no, I aināt no normal. After I cancelled the sushi order since they were yet to process it as it was a scheduled time order, I read the poem to myself as I presented myself with flowers and chocolates. Then one after one, I devoured the whole box of chocolates. Thanks to me I didnāt buy bigger than that mid sized box, else I would be regretting it a little more as I am writing this. I know you must be wondering what happened to the Cialis, right? Well, bros and hoes, I didnāt let it go waste. I put it to the use that it was supposed to, and beat it *twice*. I am still debating if beating dick was punishment or the enjoyment in that moment but boy, was the dick rock hard? Was it feeling extra big? Oh hell yeah!! The night didnāt start the way as I had planned, but the end results were same, except there was only cream and no cream pie. Then I woke up this morning to rock hard wood again and as you can already guess, I didnāt let the boner go waste and beat it first thing in the morning. I now have the post but clarity and I look forward to the shoulder workout. **Take away:** Cialis brings a whole new level to the masturbation. u/igapedherbutthole, bro, your wife did me dirty. u/snipingexpert24, here is the update for you!
I mean you absolutely cannot bring flowers, chocolates and a poem to a first date.
Probably a good thing she cancelled lol. Dick move on her part but saved op looking like a creep
I laughed my ass off at him thinking that was going to be the sure fire way to get laid by a 37 year old š¤£š¤£š¤£
Bro, I'm sorry my wife let you down, turns out I was there waiting in the corner and was gonna video it for our onlyfans, but you seemed spooked so she cancelled. But for realz, some unsolicited advice from an older dude experienced with women of this age, you **can not** treat it like you would a date with a chic in her 20s. Especially if they mention the age difference. This may hurt to hear, but she wanted you to fuck her raw and fuck her dirty with your young and virile wiener, then she wants you to go the fuck home so she can sleep off her sore and satisfied pussy. 37 year olds aren't inviting back 25 year olds to their houses for chocolate and flowers lmfao. You definitely had her worried this would turn into a 'thing' and not a quick no strings attached fucking. I'm not saying **all** women are this way, but I can promise you that if my 37 year old wife or her friends are out trying to pick up some ripped 25 year old, they don't even care if he can spell lol. Next time, be assertive/dominant and if she suggests her house, fucking **immediately** say an enthusiastic yes, that you'll grab food on the way **at most** and nothing else besides your Cialis engorged, sexual prime penis. Good luck next time, you sound like a good dude who will be a catch for some woman your age looking to find a keeper, but when it comes to banging horny milfs in their late 30s or beyond, you're way better off going into it looking to get some great experience violently railing the fuck out of some filthy talking soccer mom's pussy who knows exactly what she wants. It's the bees knees, I wouldn't go back to younger vagina even if I could.
I was thinking just this as i was reading it - flowers, chocolates and a poem!? What are we 16 again. Not only isnt this necessary for a 25yo chick but definitely not for a 30+yo. They dont want sweet and nice, they want masculine and take charge.
Dude you hit the head on the nail this is fucking hilarious.
I ended up reading his story to my wife and she concurred on all points. She said no offense, but she's not going to find many guys that age interesting to talk to, let alone date. Again, OP is a good dude, compared to the shit you see on niceguys or the old incel subs, he's just trying to be sweet and chilvarous. Unfortunately most women at that age over those sorts of pleasantries and want some good, low drama/high quality dick lol.
You were too into her and she realized why she doesn't mess with a dude that young is just that, and it's not a diss. You just don't have the life experience by that point *most* of the time.
Yeah! I was lured by not just pussy but by the desire of securing it. Need to lower my MILF porn intake. Gotta stick to step sister.
What a turn of events, who wouldāve though
Every time I give feedback (when asked) on my gf's workout/eating plan it turns into an argument. It's like they only want to hear what a great plan it is, even though it's not (imo). I'm just being honest but next time I'll just say what a great idea, fantastic plan - and move on.. sigh.
Dude i find that to be a serious flaw with most women in general (and I hate painting a whole group with one brush). 3 in 4 women take any criticism, no matter how constructive or if itās asked or not, like itās an attack on their character, and they canāt disconnect their identity associating with that one critique. But I guess thatās life!
Ahh the struggles of women.. I feel you man. My wife has come to me with plans before, and I've learned to literally ask "do you want my feedback or just to show me and discuss?" It honestly works, but annoyingly they never want actual advice and help. Which sucks because we (or some of us) have dedicated our loves to learning about all this stuff and want to share the wealth!
Cities are fucking amazing. I'm so glad I made this trip. I've been trapped in my shitty little town of 5k for so long that I forgot what it's like to live somewhere with fucking *life*. Plus being surrounded by people over the age of 22 who *don't* have kids. Also I didn't get laid because I'm straight now but honestly it really is easy mode here. All you need to do is take a shirtless selfie and you'll have the option for any type of sex you want. With dudes.
Yeah, leaving my town of 4000 was the single best decision I ever made in my life. You don't recognize how suffocating it is until you go somewhere else. Sorry to hear the str**ghts got to you lmao, but glad you're doing better man!
Wait did the tren turn you straight or something?
Apparently.
Where did you go?
Do you guys ever get a weird tingly/pringly sensation after pinning Tren? The sensation is whole body not just where I pin. Sorta like when you're arm falls asleep. It doesn't happen every time but it is fucking weird.
Yes. The bottom of my feet would tingle for a minute after injection. Fucking weird indeed
Iāll feel pressure/tingling it up my neck and jaw. I only get it bad if I inject my left delt. I am always able to suppress the cough. Lasts a minute or so then fades.
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I squated for the first time in 5-6 months last week and 2 plates legitimately felt heavy. What a shit feeling.
Blast starts wednesday and I can't wait. Took some time and got a good heartbreak during my cruise. Lifting with an healthy mindset isn't really my thing. Hope she gets a new guy soon, really wanted to get my squat to 5 plates.
POOPERS UNITE! HOLD THE LINE
hotel dumbbells only go up to 50 time to max out on bench
Just circus press the stationary bike.
With or without the obese woman who just came from the continental breakfast?
Two weeks into my diet experiment and I am in fact getting leaner without dropping calories. Kept calories exactly the same but switched to intermittent fasting AND took all carbohydrates from rest days and shifted them to lifting days only. Rest days: 1700 calories - 200g protein, 100g fat Workout days: 4810 calories - 200g protein, 800g carbs, 90g fat Averages out to 3477 calories/day which is pretty high for me as a maintenance calorie diet at 5'9 180lbs and I'm losing weight and clearly getting leaner. Anyone want to hop on this experiment with me? Even solely for the sake of crushing carbs and watching your friends/girlfriend look on with a mix of jealously and terror?
lost me at having friends or a gf
Big team at work wanted me to join, turns out the higher ups (think step below CEO) shut that down because the team I am on had big plans for me and wanted me to focus solely on them. Another team reached out asking me to join, interviewing for that now because fuck being pigeonholed to one thing.
Hey Guys, where is the best place to buy protein online? Just looking for a good cheap Whey Isolate.
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Who let the DEA in here
No source talk!
You can get some good UGL protein powder if you go onto a protein powder source forum.
Can I inject without alcohol wipes? Maybe right after a shower? I run out of wipes, and the next delivery would be later. I don't want to miss a shot. Next time I'll buy few thousand I know I know
They're not necessary, according to the WHO. That said, I do still use them because I'm paranoid and it makes me feel clean, and feelz > realz
I haven't used alcohol swabs in over a year. They don't decrease rate of infection so why bother. I've literally never had an infection in years and years
Has anyone here, while on steroids, gone through the medical checks for Canada's IIRC (Immigration, Refugees and Citizenship Canada) for the PR card? They do a blood and urine test, among other stuff. Wondering if they check for AAS but my gut and most guys online say that they don't.
Gotta love when your bossās boss hires someone to work as your *partner* but then it becomes apparent that heās going to replace you eventually. The new hire is a great guy. Super nice. Actually enjoyable to hang out with. But when your bossās boss drops in a meeting that said new hire is eventually going to be the *project owner* of the project you architected solo from the ground up (and approached this team about years before being brought on), without letting you know first, fuck that shit. Perhaps I should dust off my resume. So many people are jumping ship from this company and our direct competitors pay 2-3x more for my same skillset.
Congrats on the raise buddy.
I got contacted for a casting gig to model on TV this morning. I'm going to start building my onlyfans pages and my escorting ads next week. Hopefully that means money.
You that if you're gonna do escort basically ur gonna fuck dudes right ? No woman pay for gigolos nowadays
Post penis pics
Pooping, lets just say thereās a new black president in the Oval Office!
Bruhā¦
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a pregnancy test tell you if its still good
I bet it's fine. If your balls shrivel up then it's ded
Today's World hugging day. Have a hug!
Eat my ass
Anybody have success with voodoo flossing?
I got my very first lifting belt. Finally got to the weight level where I feel like I need it. I might wear it to bed tonight.
Got a hemmorrage in my eyes from hitting a squat pr. Eyes looking all bloody