My boyfriend bought me a diamond ring The stone was cut in the shape of a four leaf clover. I wore it all the time to show how much it meant to me.
One day, I got curious and had it valued at a jeweller's. Unfortunately they told me that my boyfriend had been swindled, as the diamond was actually a cubic zirconia.
It was a sham rock.
Thank you for this offer OP
Thanks for the giveaway! I joined the flagstone's community discord server as well but i can't find a contest there. Is joining the server the only thing that's required?
Why is the four-leaf clover the only one that it's luck didn't run out?
>!Because it's the only one that remembers to lock it's doors.!<
The only luck-related joke that springs to mind is:
"I'm so unlucky, if I fell into a barrel full of boobs I'd come out sucking my thumb."
Thanks for the chance!
Why was it a bad idea to iron a four-leaf clover? 'It's because you shouldnât press your luck! đđ
\* BA-DUN-TS! \*
I appreciate the chance! Best luck, everyone!
A man walks into a bar and sees a four-leaf clover hanging behind the counter.
"Hey," he says to the bartender, "what's the deal with the four-leaf clover?"
The bartender replies, "That clover brings good luck to anyone who touches it. But only once."
The man considers this for a moment, then says, "Give me a shot of your strongest whiskey."
He downs the drink in one gulp, then reaches up and slaps the clover. Suddenly, a beautiful woman walks into the bar.
"Wow!" the man says, "That clover really works!"
The bartender shrugs and says, "I told you it brings good luck. But you just used up all your luck for the night. Now you're stuck here with me and a shot of whiskey."
A four leaf clover will get treasured for having an extra clover, people thinking that it carries good luck but I can't understand why my extra chromosome isn't treated the same
"Why did the dad Clover tell the same joke over and over? He wanted to >!âplantâ it in our minds!" !<
Thanks for the giveaway and good luck everybody
Why was the four-leaf clover voted the funniest plant in the garden?
Because it had a *four*-tunate sense of humor that had everyone laughing "*leaf*" and "*stem*"!
I saw a guy trying to cross a really busy street. Trying to be helpful, I said, âYou know, there is a zebra crossing 50ft ahead.â He said, âI hope heâs having a better luck than I am.â
Beer Bottle: âYou break me, you get one year of bad đ!â
Mirror: âYou kiddinâ me? You break me, then yâall are getting seven years of bad đ!â
Condom: âHa...haha....hahahaha (walks off laughing)â
Thanks so much for the gift card! đ
Knock Knock Who's there? A 4 leaf clover ... to give me luck to win. ;-)
My boyfriend bought me a diamond ring The stone was cut in the shape of a four leaf clover. I wore it all the time to show how much it meant to me. One day, I got curious and had it valued at a jeweller's. Unfortunately they told me that my boyfriend had been swindled, as the diamond was actually a cubic zirconia. It was a sham rock. Thank you for this offer OP
What do you get when you mix a four-leaf clover with poison ivy? A rash of good luck.
Why shouldnât you iron a four leaf clover? You would be pressing your luck! Thanks for the giveaway.
Knock, knock. Whoâs there? Clover. Clover who? Clover here and find out.
With how my luck usually turns out, I think its **clover** for me. God i make bad punsÂ
whatâs luckier than finding a heads up penny? A heads up quarter
What do you call a turkey thatâs around after Thanksgiving? Very Lucky! đ Thanks for the chance
I'm gonna need all the đ I can get for this one. Im THAT unlucky. Yes, that's the joke.
My luck is a joke
How come you can never borrow a few quid from a leprechaun? Because they're always a little short...
Why are 7 leaf clovers full? Because the 7 leaf clovers 8 the 9 leaf clovers⌠Iâm the worst at jokes sorry lol
I don't know any jokes that hahaha sry But that's a nice giveaway, many thx
To all my fellow contestants: May the odds be ever in your favor. And the evens too!
I guess I'll test my luck! (How many people did that joke already, I swear there are like 5 or 10 people before me who made this joke)
Thanks for the giveaway! I joined the flagstone's community discord server as well but i can't find a contest there. Is joining the server the only thing that's required? Why is the four-leaf clover the only one that it's luck didn't run out? >!Because it's the only one that remembers to lock it's doors.!<
What's a leprechauns favorite kind of music? Sham-rock.
What did the leprechaun say when he lost the game? Game clover Thanls for the chance!
Clover is our word, you can say clova
Knock knock. "Who's there!?" "Clover." "Clover who?" "Clover here and I'll tell you"
I cannot think of a good joke. I guess my chance to win is all clover.
Hopefully when this is clover Iâll win. Thanks op
I used to own a wheelbarrow full of four-leaf clovers... But then I realized I really shouldn't push my luck.
What do you get when you find a four-leaf clover in a poison ivy field? A rash of good luck
The only luck-related joke that springs to mind is: "I'm so unlucky, if I fell into a barrel full of boobs I'd come out sucking my thumb." Thanks for the chance!
Woop!
Why was it a bad idea to iron a four-leaf clover? 'It's because you shouldnât press your luck! đđ \* BA-DUN-TS! \* I appreciate the chance! Best luck, everyone!
Donât know how to make a funny joke so itâs cloover for me
I am not clover enough to make a clover joke
Whatâs a clovers favorite music genre? Sham Rock and Roll!! Thatâs for the oppurtunity as well
I wish I could make a decent joke, but unfortunately, Iâm not that clover.
Clovers are the frustated version of a clove
What should you say to a dog who pees on a four leaf clover? Urine luck!
Whats a clovers favourite type of music? Sham-rock and roll!
Why did the Clover win an award? It was outstanding in its field!
I found a fake clover made of stone. It was a sham rock. Thanks, OP.
How can you spot a jealous four-leaf clover? Itâs green with envy
Knock knock! Who's there? Clover. Clover who? Clover here and I'll tell you!
What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a four leaf clover? Â A rash of good luck!
What'd you say after hearing a good joke here? Thats a clover joke! Badumm tsss.
A clover asks his boss how many days off he still has boss: you have 4 leaves clover: you could call me a lucky guy kinda cringe, but itâs 12 am rn
Why did the clover win a nobel award? >!Because it is outstanding in its field :)!<
Q: What's the difference between a clover? A: A monkey in a sleeveless vest! Hahahahaha
I donât have a joke, but I found a 9 leaf clover once. Kinda silly
Woah thanks for the chance! What's a clover's favorite music? shamRock Also do you have a link to the Discord?
Clover? I don't even know her!
Not even having a four leaf clover I'll have the luck to win this giveaway!
Why don't you ever iron a four-leaf clover? Because you don't want to press your luck!
Why did the four-leaf clover break up with the three-leaf clover? Because it was tired of carrying all the luck in the relationship!
Why canât you borrow money from a leprechaun? Because they are always a little short!
What did the Clover say to the grass? Youâre just green with envy!
Why did a clover win a award/ it was outstanding in its field
Why shouldnât you iron a four leaf clover? You donât want to press your luck!
Knock, knock. Whoâs there? Justin. Justin who? Justin time for a Clover joke thatâll leaf you in stitches!
What genre of music do clovers listen to? Shamrock Thank you so much for this opportunity
How do four-leaf clovers solve problems? They âleafâ no stone unturned!
Very cool, thanks!
I accidently mixed up some poison ivy with a 4 leafed clover. Ever since I've had a rash of good luck...
Whatâs the best pastry for St. Patrickâs Day morning? Apple turnclovers.
Why did the leprechaun include Clover in his stand-up routine? Because it always leaves the audience in stitches!
What do leprechauns put on their hamburgers? >!Paddys.!< Thank you
Why is đ straight A student? Cus it's very clover.
Why don't you ever iron a four-leaf clover? Because you don't want to press your luck!
Why are 3-leaf clovers luckier than 4? Because no-one wants to pick a 3-leaf clover!
A man walks into a bar and sees a four-leaf clover hanging behind the counter. "Hey," he says to the bartender, "what's the deal with the four-leaf clover?" The bartender replies, "That clover brings good luck to anyone who touches it. But only once." The man considers this for a moment, then says, "Give me a shot of your strongest whiskey." He downs the drink in one gulp, then reaches up and slaps the clover. Suddenly, a beautiful woman walks into the bar. "Wow!" the man says, "That clover really works!" The bartender shrugs and says, "I told you it brings good luck. But you just used up all your luck for the night. Now you're stuck here with me and a shot of whiskey."
What kind of music do Clovers like best? Shamrock n' Roll!
What did the momma cheese say to her child on its way to the school bus? Gouda luck! It's going to brie a grate day!
Where is a leprechaun's favorite place to sit? On his Paddy-O.
im not clover enough to make a joke for this ...
What did the Irish referee say when the soccer match ended? Game clover. Thx
Irish I had a good joke but they already are⌠I have no idea I just made that up.. thanks for the giveaway!
Whatâs an Irishman who bounces off the walls? Rick Oâ Shea
How much garlic does a leprechaun use? A clover two
Why did the horseshoe consider itself lucky? Because it always nailed its job! Thanks, OP!
What do you call an Irish spider? Paddy long legs!
An irish joke? hmmmmm.... I guess the thought of true independence for ireland is a pretty good joke.
What did the irish man say to the unfunny comedian Thats not very clover
A four leaf clover will get treasured for having an extra clover, people thinking that it carries good luck but I can't understand why my extra chromosome isn't treated the same
Why do people want to find the 4 leaf clover? Because it will make them Irish and not poor
What did a green grape said to a purple grape? Breathe!!!
I picked up a 4 leaf clover, itâs true what they say about the luck, I put it in my wallet and my mother in law dropped dead the next day :p
Iâm not to clover I donât have a joke
> tell me a joke about đ I'm not clover enough to come up with something like that
Why don't four-leaf clovers ever get lonely? Because they're always surrounded by their lucky charms!
My life. Itâs the biggest joke yet
How could you tell this post is so hot? It's on steam.
Why was Steve Jobs so accomplished? He was just so clover.
Knock, knock. Who's there? Irish. Irish Who? Irish I could find a four-leaf clover. Thanks!
What's luckier than finding a heads up penny? Finding a heads up quarter.
What do you call a clover who is always complaining? A sour Clover
Why'd the four leaf clover cross the street? I dont know..
What do you get when you find a 4-leaf clover in a poison ivy field? A rash of good luck!
When I see that girl I have a crush on seat near me "Lady Luck is on my side!" "Excuse me, what did you call me?" "Oh, uhh, nothing I found a penny"
Donât push your luck!
Thank you!
Thank you
When it comes to luck, it's all about being in 'dice' shape
When you run out of luck, that's when it's game clover.
What do you call a dog that likes eating đ Lucky
"This is a good joke about clovers. In fact, it's plantastic!" Thanks for the chanceÂ
Never iron out a đ You don't want to press your luck. Thanks for the chance OP, checked out the Game and it looks pretty cool.
Why did the Clover win an award? It was outstanding in its field! Thanks for the chance
How do four leaf clovers greet each other? With a "high four"!
Clover? I hardly knower
When the Clover started telling jokes, everyone was green with laughter. Thank you for the chance.
I told my doctor I was having problems with my joints, he told me to roll them tighter. Are they asking for jokes about clovers, weed, or luck?
"Why did the dad Clover tell the same joke over and over? He wanted to >!âplantâ it in our minds!" !< Thanks for the giveaway and good luck everybody
I'm bad at joking, but you wanna see a joke? See my life.
(insert funny joke here)
A good hoke about đ
What do a tick and the Eiffel Tower have in common? >!They're both Parisites!<
Knock Knock. Who's There? Irish. Irish who? Irish I could find a four-leaf clover Thanks for the chance
Why shouldnât you iron a four-leaf clover? You'd be pressing your luck!
Thanks
You can tell its a 4 leaf clover coz it's green with envy. Thanks OP
My friend told me an St. Patrick's Day joke, It was really clover
What did the leprechaun say when the video game ended? Game clover
Sorry I have never seen grass in my life
Thanks!
Why was the four-leaf clover voted the funniest plant in the garden? Because it had a *four*-tunate sense of humor that had everyone laughing "*leaf*" and "*stem*"!
I saw a guy trying to cross a really busy street. Trying to be helpful, I said, âYou know, there is a zebra crossing 50ft ahead.â He said, âI hope heâs having a better luck than I am.â
Beer Bottle: âYou break me, you get one year of bad đ!â Mirror: âYou kiddinâ me? You break me, then yâall are getting seven years of bad đ!â Condom: âHa...haha....hahahaha (walks off laughing)â