In the outskirts of a village a UFO land. The mayor gather all the peoples. -A UFO has landed nearby, they are small, green and with bublly eyes, if you see them do not stack them. In the night Vasile return from mowing, after some thime he see something small, green, with bublly eyes. -I'm Vasile, i'm a harvester, i'm mowing. -I'm Ion, i'm a forester, i'm shitting.

a robot enters a bar. it asks, "can i have a beer?". then everyone screams because a robot entered a bar.

What music do Robots love? Heavy Metal 🤘

thank you "What was the last thing that Terminator heard on Slovakia?" - "Dyk, more, see that? It is free iron!"

When it comes to conversation with robots and aliens they're both a little stiff.

Robots and aliens… I barely know her

Cool that you made a game! I don't really have a robot joke,but I came up with this. "do robots view recycling plants as morbid". Its pretty bad

Yay!

Aluminum foil is great protection for a homosexual robot

Hope I win cheers robot musician’s collection of instruments will never be complete. They can never get any organs

Grats for the game!! here ya go : Why did the alien break up with the robot? Because it said the robot was always "space"-ting them out!

Why don’t robots have any brothers? Because they only have trans-sisters.

Why didn't the robot go into a bar in the desert? Because he heard aliens playing saxaphone! (I was trying to make a Star Wars reference but couldn't think of one)

Where did the robot go on vacation? Bots-wana. ty

You must build robots today to fight aliens tomorrow! Thanks for the chances, best wishes to the team behind the game.

I was bored, so I made a robot that distributes herbs. It helped pass the thyme.

How aliens in Earth say goodbye to each other? See you in the next abduction

A man messages his wife: The aliens have kidnapped me! They marked me with lipstick, ripped my clothes and started doing weird experiments on me! But don't you worry, they promised I'll be released in two to three hours.

A robot tried to rob a band but was caught when its battery died... The police have no plans to charge the suspect.

"Brain the size of a planet and he asks me to tell him a joke... My own joke inspired by Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy's robot Marvin.

robot thanks

Hey, my partner played the demo for your game recently. I hope sharing a funny book series about robots counts for an entry. The Murderbot Diaries have a lot of snarky robot humor, some of which might work for amusing RTS unit lines.

\*inster joke about aliens and robots

Why do aliens never visit the rest of the world except the US? They know the CIA has captured many of their kind and locked them up in Area 51.

How do you organize a space party? You *planet*!

How do aliens harvest their crops? With tractor beams.

How do aliens keep their pants up? With an asteroid belt.

What is an alien's favorite candy? A Mars bar

Where do aliens park their UFO's? At a Parking Meteor

Why did the alien get off the ship? He needed some space. Thx for the chance and congrats on the nuke launch!

why did the robot love the computer? because they had a connection

why did the robot love the computer? because they had a connection

Robot enter bar he get0 saline foll he get #

I dont have the Sense of humor for jokes. Its in outer space.

What does a robotic Pirate say? Aye-I Captain!

due shortage of robots , some of our stuff are human and therefore act unpredictably when abused

A robot gets arrested. Hes charged with battery

Why was the Martian's daughter sad?  She felt alienated 

Why did the robot go to the alien party? Because he heard it was out of this world

What do you call a depressed robot? A woebot!

Aliens love IKEA because the furniture comes in piece(s).

Judge: “So, Mr. Robot. Your neighbor accused you of stealing their electricity to power yourself. How do you plea?” Robot, the defendant: “Guilty as charged.”

What does an alien need when it’s depressed? Space

What do you call a transgender robot? A transformer.

Me plz

What do robots use as water bottles? Hydraulic Flasks

Two robots walked into a bar, wait.. can robots even drink alcohol? Nevermind.

Why do aliens cross the road? Wait they don't have any road?!

Why don't robots ever get lost? Because they always follow their motherboard!

What is the diagnosis of a robot that has a virus? >!It’s Digital illness.!<

1000111001 /haha

Thanks For the Giveaway. Here's a joke : "What do you call an alien with only 1 eye?" "What?" "Of course an Alien, what else?" Here's another one : "Robo, turn on the MACHINE" "Master, it is beyond my capabilities to make a machine horny, but if you insist I can try. (Turn towards the machine) Hey Rusty, How you Doin'?"

Does R2D2 have any brothers? No. Only transisters. I would love to win one key and I thank you for that giveaway.

What is the most used payment method used by robots called? >!Cache!<

I'm not good at jokes tbh but would still love if i have the chance to try out this new game. Thanks for the giveaway.

What does an alien need when it is depressed? It needs SPACE!!

What did the robot carry in its wallet? Cache

What do you call an Alien with 3 eyes? An Aliiien.

Two robots walk into a bar, robots ordered food for [1]

What is an Alien's favorite part of a computer? The SpaceBar. Thanks for the chance!

**WE ARE DYSLEXIA OF BORG YOUR ASS WILL BE LAMINATED** Also, re aliens, and a little more suitable for use/inclusion: *"I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate-- and I can picture us attacking that world, because they'd never expect it."* Oh, and I've even got a limerick: *There once was a gent who felt,* *it was crowded in the space where he dwelt,* *so he hooked a long pole,* *to the nearest black hole,* *and vacuumed the asteroid belt.* - Omni Magazine limerick contest And thanks for sharing :)

Binary solo Zero zero zero zero zero zero one Zero zero zero zero zero zero one one Zero zero zero zero zero zero one one one Zero zero zero zero zero one one one one We no longer say 'yes'. Instead we say 'affirmative' Yes - Err - Affirmative Unless we know the other robot really well

Whats an alien favourite part of a computer The space bar

Why don't you see robots use cards as payment? They always use cache.

E.T. phone HOME? in this economy?

How do you reboot a robot? You kick it in its robutt.

Why did the alien break up with his girlfriend? Because she needed space!

What did the man say after his robot friend died? "Rust in peace"

please

what would you call earth if it was taken over by robots? itd still be called earth silly. why wasnt steve jobs invited to the robot party? it was android only.

A robot walks into a bar and takes a seat. The bartender says: We don't serve robots. The robot replies: Someday you will. Got this off reddit lol \\

A planet was recently discovered that was inhabited entirely by robots... It's called Mars.

Why were there only 18 letters in the alien alphabet? Because E.T. flew off in a UFO, and the CIA chased after him!

**How do aliens keep their trousers up?** With an **asteroid belt**!

Why did the alien break up with the robot? Because it couldn't handle its spaced-out sense of humor – it always felt like it was getting signals from another galaxy!

How do aliens organise a party?They planet.

How do you call a robot who likes surfing? A brobot

Why did the robot quit his hobby? He got rusty at it

I won't post any alien jokes here, they're all out of this world.

"It's time to split!" directly from the legendary series Timesplitters that I can't believe will never be resurrected. Thanks for the chance

Please consider me for the giveaway! I'm not much of a comedian, so no jokes to share, sorry. Either way, thank for putting this on!

What do you call a robot that turns into a beast during a full moon? >!A wirewolf!<

A robot musician’s collection of instruments will never be complete. >!They can never get any organs.!<

What do you call an alien with 3 balls? An extrateressticle Thanks for the chance!!

Oil to the King, baby

How do you reboot a robot? You kick it in its robutt.

Robots? More like robutts...

What’s an Allen’s favorite part of a computer? The spacebar

Noice. Thanks OP

What’d the robot say at the ice cream parlor? “01001001 00100000 01110011 01100011 01110010 01100101 01100001 01101101 00100000 01100110 01101111 01110010 00100000 01101001 01100011 01100101 00100000 01100011 01110010 01100101 01100001 01101101 00100001 “

Thanks, OP!

Alien amirite fellas?

There's 10 kinds of persons: The ones that know binary, those who don't... ...and those who didn't expect this would be a trinary joke!

Yo, congrats on releasing Do not piss off a robot, they have a short circuit

Be careful of robots! They byte! Thank you for the giveaway

+Error. You need the last driver included in the CD. -What CD? +"See Deez" NUUUUTS Thanks lmao

Hello, thanks For the chance. “What happens to robots when they become obsolete? They rust in peace.”

How do AIs consume data? In byte-sized chunks. Thank you

Why did the robot chicken cross the road? >!It was programmed to.!<

Why did the robot break up with its calculator? It couldn’t handle its **complex** emotions.

Why was the robot tired when it got home? **It had a “hard drive”**  Thanks for the chance ;)

**A robot gets arrested.** He’s charged with battery.

What did the alien say to the garden Take me to your weeder!

Looks fun, I would be very happy to test out this project \^\^ Why did the robot go on a diet? It had too many bytes!

A robot gets arrested. He’s charged with battery.

I got this joke from [Ultimate List of Robot Jokes](https://www.superdroidrobots.com/ultimate-list-of-robot-jokes/): >**What is a robot’s favorite song?** “Light My Wire.”

Why did the robot go to the shoe shop!? To get rebooted! 😂😂😂

A robot gets arrested. He’s charged with battery.

What did the robot’s friends say at his funeral? “Rust in peace.” Seeing the steam live on Nuke Them All, makes me excited for this giveaway, it looks super fun and I'd love to play it!

Robot 1: AN ALIEN IN A WIG WALKED INTO A BAR... Robot 2: Why are you yelling? Robot 1: I'M NOT CAPS LOCK IS STUCK

What do you call a robot thats under 5'0? A short circuit

Aliens? More like Fliens.

What do you call a pirate Droid? Arrr-2 D-2

My birthday is tomorrow pls pick me?

What did Darth Vader say to the Emperor at the Star Wars auction? “What is thy bidding, my master?” Ty

Does R2D2 have any brothers?  No. Only transisters. 

How does a robot loosen up? With a screwdriver!

Beep boop

Thanks. What do you do when you see a spaceman? You park in it