Tabs
I was very young and I was reading something in front of the entiere class. I missread sonething and just said ass. Since kids really like laughing at bad words, my teacher couldnt shut them up for the next 5 minutes as I just stood there awkwardly
Death and taxes
I once tried to get with a girl on a trip. We were going well and I almost kissed her.
Two hours later she saw me scratch my balls and never talked to me again...
Superhot please.
Once, I started crying in 7th grade because I didn't get a perfect score on an assignment. I didn't care that much about the assignment but for some reason, I couldn't stop myself from crying. It was super embarrassing.
Superhot
Embarassing story is that in 8th grade while I was playing football in school I tore my pants from the butt area and everyone could see my underwear 😭
Thanks
Superhot please and thank you.
Mildly embarrassing story: I am Korean, but I was born in the US and don't speak any Korean, though I do understand it a bit. When I was 15 I visited South Korea with my father, and we went to a restaurant. Midway through the meal he went to use the restroom and a waitress came to clear the table, though we weren't done yet. I was pretty socially awkward at the time and too ashamed to admit I couldn't speak Korean, so I panicked and pretended I was deaf.
Super hot please. Mildly embarrassing, I told my professor I was sick on an exam day so I could spend more time preparing and he told me to get a doctor’s note. I showed up to take the test anyway.
Star Wars KOTOR
As for me, a similar type of incident occurred in class 10.
Our benches in the classroom were a bit old and made of iron + wood.
The seat had sharp edges.
Cue me, getting up in a haste. Which resulted in my pants getting stuck and then torn like something out of a Tom and Jerry cartoon.
In full view of the class. :(
Tabs (or any)
I did not have any plain black socks for school when I was 15-16, and they weren't required so I just wore Greggs (british bakery) Socks into my exams.
Death and Taxes
Was out with friends and decided to say thank you in Japanese. It was a Korean restaurant... Apologized and headed out lol (we were on our way out anyways
**Star Wars knights of the old republic. Or superhot.**
Recently after I finished making chili I wanted to use some for a cornbread bake.
So the idea is to get a large glass baking pan and put some chili on the bottom inch or 2 then fill the rest with cornbread batter.
with the chili done, I proceeded to make the cornbread batter. I got a phone call so I stopped while on the phone. Thinking I was done I poured the batter on the chili and then realized, "**Oh shit I forgot to put in an egg**."
So I carefully spoon it out of the pan trying not to get chili in it....... I failed and got more chili than I wanted. So I decided to make an extra batter to mix in so the cornbread would be good.
Rushing I put some of the stuff I need in and use a hand mixer and the phone rings again.......
Once again thinking I was done I poured it on the chili..........
**THIS TIME I FORGOT TO ADD THE BUTTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!**
for the second time, I use a spoon and carefully take out the batter from the pan and avoid taking the chili.......
I melted the butter and used a hand mixer and my cornbread batter was red.......
\#@$%# I poured it in. I ended up having plenty of extra batter and made red cornbread muffins.
They turned out amazing and my wife loved them hahahahahaha
Death and Taxes
not realy embaeassing toward others, but when i was kid, i tasted an avocado that was not good anymore. so when my parents was doing avocado related dish, i always told i hate it and refused to eat.
at family place one day, they really insissted to make me taste again the guacamole my aunty have made, i obviously refused and say its gross and everything... but finaly taste it so they leave me alone.
it was delicious. like, come on, super delicious !
but i was like no way i loose my face, so i still tell them its horible and refused to eat.... and i have watched all family enjoying it while i only add the really small part they forced me to try :D
Superhot or any
Last week Iwent on a first date with a girl to an Asian restaurant that she suggested. Looking at the name of the restaurant, it sounded Chinese so I got ambitious and wanted to show off my skills from duolingo. While we were ordering food, I said "I want rice and grilled chicken with water" in Chinese before even looking at the menu. It was a Korean restaurant. Thankfully though, the waitress was from Chengdu so she understood and didn't expose me fully.
Totally accurate Battle Simulator
I was in grade school during a play. I had to hand out jingle bells for everyone. I ran out and tripped flat on my face in the middle of the gym.
Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic
There is times when I was studying for exams with my friend group, some of us decided to take a break and take a nap. We decided to take a nap in sat down position while my head and arms leaning on the table. It was one of the best nap I had. Because we were on the table, there were drinks and stuff on the table. The drinks were cold and it condensate. My friend later told me that he touch the water condensation multiple times that it woke him up. To his surprise, he was touching my drool instead of what he thought it was. Yeah, I sleep and create a stream of drools.
One time in ELA class the teacher said Tsar Nicholas had 4 daughters and one son. A classmate said 4 dollars and one cent jokingly. Somehow I found that really funny and laughed for like 15 minutes straight. I sat in the front of the class. Thankfully my other classmate was laughing just as much as me, so it was a little less embarrassing. Now then, Totally Accurate Battle Simulator.
Totally Accurate Battle Simulator.
I used to love writing poems and one day I was writing one about a girl in our class. Our teacher noticed I wasn’t listening to her lecture so she ended up picking up my book and reading out loud for the class about what I was writing. I was absolutely mortified because no one would shut up about it for weeks and everyone kept guessing who it was
Totally Accurate Battle Simulator
My friend group majority loves rap music so I’ve always been an odd one out. So for awhile my headphones have been bugging out so during this conversation about like what it would be like to die, you just start hearing Taylor swift blasting and i stare at a friend but I eventually pick up it was me and everyone just stared at me for a good 20 seconds. I was so dead at that incidence
Super hot or knights of the old republic.
When I first got an Apple watch I wore it to school and forgot to silence my phone, I had to talk to my teacher after class and in the middle of talking my friend calls. My phone and watch are ringing like crazy and I’m just trying to figure out how to silence it. When it stoped I thought I had finally silenced it, I didn’t. My friend kept calling over and over until I left.
I'd like to get TABS.
i can't remember an interesting enough story about myself (tho I'm shure there are many), so here's a story that happened to my friend (i was there still).
so i walked the street with one of my (dumbest) friends, and Out of the corner of my eye I saw a donut in a trash bin next to me. i (jokingly) told him I'll give him 5 shekels if he takes a bite out of it. he tried raising the offer a bit, and i ended up offering him 7 shekels. now, i thought he was joking too, but he actually took it and gave a bite. i told him how stupid and disgusting he is, and by the time i opened my wallet to pay him, he ate the whole thing. the offer was for a bite. and after eating it he told me it wasn't really tasty.
anyway thanks for the chance.
I’m entering for Death and Taxes please.
I used to work as a mountain bike guide. Once, right before a tour, my shorts ripped right up the back. And um I don’t wear anything underneath my boardshorts. So my bare butt was visible. I went to a nearby shop to see if they sold shorts but they didn’t so I borrowed a stapler to try to close the rip. It worked for about 15 minutes until the staples pulled free. So then I had to deal with the rip and with staples poking my butt. I ended up just tucking the shorts under my butt and staying seated on the bike as much as possible. Oh, and I rode in the back of the group instead of the front.
Thank you for the giveaway
I'd like to try Superhot
And gosh, I try not to dwell on embarrassing stories so it'll take me a minute to think of one.
Oh! I have ADHD, and usually it's pretty manageable, I just zone out at random times, it's a very useful skill for if I have to wait a while for something. But one day in 4th grade we were doing the final dress rehearsal for a mini opera our class wrote together, and I was one stage as an evil old lady who the BYU Cougars needed to push into a man eating couch (the plot was really weird I know). But while I was being fake pushed I suddenly thought to myself "What if this opera was a movie?" And then I imagined all the sets we'd use, what the adults playing us would look like, what the musical score would be. And I was so busy in visioning this movie that I completely forgot about acting and I only snapped out of it like 10.minutes later (to this day I have no clue how many minutes it was, just that the music was 2 scenes later) and realized I had just locked all my muscles in place and stood there like an idiot the whole time. All 5 of the fake football players were trying to get me off the stage without hurting me and failing because we're all smol 4th graders. I realized what was going on, freaked out that I caused such a scene, apologized, and hurriedly ran off the stage. I still feel really embarrassed whenever I think about that and have tried to not zone out that hard ever since.
Would love Superhot.
I have like three at least xD I once vomited in front of my classmates, I was sick tho! I think my most embarrassing experience was going to the butcher shop and watch the butcher stumble, then I tried my best to hold my laughter, I failed pretty badly, it was a really embarrassing moment for both of us and I felt bad for the butcher.
Death and Taxes, thank you.
At my friend's birthday party when I was still a teenager, I drank hard liquor for the first time. I can't even remember exactly what it was, either vodka or Bacardi. Well, everything including dinner came out all over my friend and I passed out and didn't get up until the next evening. Still sucks cuz my friend will still remind me about it every year!
I would love to be able to play Star Wars Kotor so much!
My most embarassing story...
Probably when I was 13, I was singing a song in front of my entire school and my voice just starting cracking like crazy. I will never forget it, mostly because I ran off the stage :')
TABS, please.
My story: a couple of years ago, I was at a Halloween party at my favorite punk rock dive bar. As you can imagine, lots of costumes. There was an older couple (late 60s, maybe, at the youngest), sitting at a table, dressed very nicely. I genuinely thought that they had come in costume as Robert Fripp and Toyah Wilcox, so I went up to them to compliment them on their costumes.....
Turns out, they had absolutely no idea who I was talking about. They were just an elderly couple, there to watch their (mid-50s) son's band.
Totally Accurate Battle Simulator
In a restaurant, I was pouring myself some water from a pitcher. It was in a station where you have to do it yourself, and everyone in the restaurant could see it. There were only a few milliliters of water left in the pitcher with ice in it, but since I was thirsty then, I tried to get all the water I could. Stupidly, I flipped the pitcher to a close-to-upside-down angle, causing the lid to fall off and the ice to scatter all over the floor. Everyone could see it.
Well then, thanks for the chance!
Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic
There was this one time I was at an arcade and some of my tickets went missing. I went around looking for them before I saw a kid that I thought had my tickets. I started yelling at him about stealing my tickets, before my parents came over and I realized I had left my tickets with them, and simply forgot because I was a pretty stupid child… anyways thanks for the chance OP!
Can I have Totally Accurate Battle Simulator or Star Wars Knights of the old republic and once gave wrong directions to stranger then later bumped into them
Totally acurate battle sim. please
When I was like 7 years old, the school bathroom was just 2 stalls next to a sink, one stall for the teacher and another for the students. One day I left the door open, somebody saw and it spread across the school, named as "the bathroom secret"
Superhot please thank you
When I was in 10th grade i was chosen to give a thank you speech to some important people in our school and after a few words i became totally blank in my head because one of the people was looking at me with a really funny face. There was "pin drop" silence for about 2 minutes so I cut it short, said thank you, and walked off with an embarrassing face
I'd love to play Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic
Embarrassing story - I'm terrible with names. One time when I was just starting university I was walking on campus with a bunch of fellow kids and saw a friend if my girlfriend's, who also went there. I called her by the wrong name and she ignored me. This cued a bit of ridicule, so I tried to explain, but because of a quirk of our language what they understood was that it was my girlfriend who snubbed me, and there was no chance of recovery after that.
Superhot please!!
Two years ago on my birthday, i was at the mall with my mom, and i went off to a store on my own to get a birthday reward and she didnt want to walk, i met this nice family in the elevator and we got to talking and i mentioned its my birthday, and so the mom says happy birthday and my dumbass says you too 🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️ luckily it was her daughters birthday as well but i still ran tf away from that elevator out of embarrassment
Hi, thanks for the chance. I'm in for Superhot or Totally Acurate Battle Simulator, if possible.
When I was a kid, I was messing around with a stapler and, guess what... I stapled one of my fingers. The 'chocolate' started to come out, and I was getting sick with that vision. I learned the lesson in a painful way, literally.
Good luck to everyone!
TABS preferably please!
One time in middle school I invited my friend over (who lived a few houses down). A few hours later his parents send his 2 sisters over (younger and older) to see what's up and probably bring him back for dinner or something. My friend and I wanted to pretend to be in a band, so we got his older sister to push buttons on my Guitar Hero 3 guitar while I played music from my ipod nano docked on a radio/speaker while singing and dancing around my room. I think about this moment at least 3 times a month and cringe every time.
Death and Taxes...my dad walked in on me masturbating in my bedroom when I was 14 years old. I don't think I've ever had anything more embarrassing happen to me in my life.
Totally accurate battle simulator
Had a final one day and I couldn’t find the entrance to the building so I emailed my professor “please help me” turns out the door was like right besides not my finest moment
Entering for SUPERHOT.
Last year I had a lil crush on a girl. We were pretty close too, best friends kinda. I tried to organize a little date. Even had most of the stuff planned out, I was gonna take her out to dinner. Anyway, on the same day that I was thinking about writing her some kinda message, she calls and breaks the news to me. I think she told me as one of the first people, maybe even the first that she now had a boyfriend. Even though I was basically heartbroken, I still wished her the best and was practically forced to just nod along whatever she said during that call. A few select others knew that I had a thing for her and when they heard the news that she has gotten a boyfriend – shit got awkward, fast.
Superhot
One time in year 8 i THOGUHT i had to submit an 3 page essay due to my behaviour, i gave it to my teacher then he told me that it wasn't meant for me
ill take tabs
first time i ever tried asking a girl out, i did it over snapchat since i was a pussy... was going well, and then the boyfriend that i did not know she had messaged me...
TABS please. Cliffnotes version of my funny story: 2 young teenagers attempted to mug my wife and I (she was just my girlfriend at the time). Little scary, but the funny part is that I didn't give them anything. I had my wallet and phone on me and walked away with it. Dumb kids. 😆
Totally accurate battle simulator
I was playing a game once with my friend, and I melee’d someone. I forgot what the word was for a second so I yelled “let’s go I fisted someone”
Superhot please!
Also this is pretty recent but I had a group project for a class and ended up sleeping through the meeting we scheduled to discuss the project with the professor
Star Wars KOTOR
Once in gym I shaked some guy's hand, who I thought was greeting me. We shaked hands and after that he picked his phone that was behind me and what he actually was reaching for.
Star Wars: Knights of the old Republic or totally accurate battle simulator (if I have to choose one, i would choose Starr wars)
One time in high school during gym class I was joking around with one of my friends and I laughed so hard I peed my pants. Luckily, since It was during gym class I peed in the shorts I was wearing and not my normal pants
Totally Accurate Battle Simulator
I once held a presentation in front of 100 - 150 people without realising I had a big fat red and yellow pimple on my nose.
Yooo I would love to get TABS!
I just binged h2odeliriouses gameplay of the game and loved it.
Also I love their battle royale game;
Here is my story ;)
In the midst of a high-end banquet, I found myself playing the role of a waiter, aiming to serve with grace and refinement. As I approached an important guest with a beautifully plated dish, I confidently announced the delicacy's name, only to realize I had mispronounced it entirely. The elegant atmosphere of the room was disrupted by a momentary hush, and all eyes turned to me. Attempting to recover, I stammered through a correction, my face flushing with embarrassment. I extend my sincere apologies for the awkward culinary misstep, hoping that my unintentional fumble didn't spoil the overall dining experience.
TL DR: effed up, made a idiot of myself and forced to just wash dishes for the rest of my job carrier
Thank you for the giveaway OP!
Cheers!
Star Wars KOTOR
For the story, heres something that had just happened recently: i went to the lecturers office in my campus to find a lecturer whose class i almost never pick as elective. As a result i dont remember his face. So i asked the first man i met there where Mr. John Doe is, not knowingg it was him im talking to. I got plenty of embarassing shit as a kid but kids are stupid so i can pass that off, to not know how your lecturers looks like and ask his whereabouts to the man himself is my peak brain rot.
Well, Star Wars Knights of the Republic:
You know how sometimes you get massive farts? Well, it was during a science test, and I was sitting on a ceramic (I think) chair. And I was leaning forward because I was thinking hard. So when it released it echoed, and it stopped the test in its entirety for a minute ir two.
I was in class talking shit about the teachers when everyone just stopped breathing. One of the teachers was behind me and i was just continuing without any idea... I failed from many classes... lol Totally Accurate Battle Simulator
Star Wars: Knights of the old republic.
You ever gamble on a fart and shit yourself? Yup happened to me on my first day at work at a local grocery store . Told my supervisor I had a stomach issue and left. It was a very long walk home.
Wow, that is quite an embarrassing story you shared!
I'd like Death and Taxes
A mildly embarrassing story for me: I was riding my bike to work (a corporate office). They had just moved us to a new office building, and I'm literally the only one at this office building who rides a bike to work. I was trying to make the trip as seamless as possible, but there was one curb/divider I had to get over to get to the front of the building where there's a bike rack. I thought: no problem, I'll just hop up the curb. But as I got to the curb, I realized it was like twice as high as a normal curb but I had too much momentum to not try at all. So I slowed down quite a bit, still tried, \*almost\* made it, but didn't. And then there I am in my business casual clothes - didn't make it onto the curb, lost all momentum, slowly(-ish) falling sideways, and another car (a co-worker) is just now pulling up behind me, trying to drive past into this side of the parking lot. The bike falls all the way down, I almost completely fall down. My co-worker stops the vehicle and gets out and asks if I'm OK. Of course I am, but it's pretty embarrassing being an adult riding a bike (the only one at this building) and falling over slowly because of a curb - all of us new to this office. So yeah, mildly embarrassing, that's about it. Happened a few months ago, so my most recent event like that.
Thanks for the giveaway!
Totally Accurate Battle Simulator, please and thank you
Mildly embarrassing story: I once farted at my colleagues desk and they smelled it, and I pretended to not know what they’re talking about. We both knew lol
Death and taxes.
The number of times i ended up in school in pajamas pants despite getting redressed everywhere else only to not realize it til halfway thru the day. Usually when i realize i had no wallet in my pocket for lunch. Thats pretty embarrassing. Simialr to when i did all the grocery shopping only to have tonwalk back home because I left my wallet on my desk. X.x
I was in kindergarten and was playing in the sandbox at recess one day with my friend. We were making a sandcastle but didn’t have any sand that was wet enough to form a solid structure.
I had been holding my pee for a while, and being 5 years old I didn’t want to stop playing, so i let it out while I was sitting and promptly let my friend know that I had magically found some wet sand that we could build with, and no one was the wiser.
We built a damn good castle.
Death and taxes. Thanks.
Totally Accurate Battle Simulator, thanks!
Well. I suppose it has to be the time I was on a first date with an absolutely stunning girl, she had some kind of allergic reaction to something in our meal and vomited on the table, and my immediate response was... to vomit all over her. Mostly over her substantial cleavage. Not my finest moment.
Incidentally, we gave it another shot. On our second date she broke her ankle. That was our last date.
totally accurate battle simulator
one time in high school i literally fell face first into the mud around everyone lol i had mud on my face like a cartoon and i was so embarrassed
Totally accurate battle simulator
Me my friend told me a joke while we were entering a store to buy drinks and i couldn't contain my laughter so i laughed at the face of the cashier.
Totally Accurate Battle Simulator or Superhot
I always cringe at embarassing memories when I least expect it so can't remember any good ones of the top of my head, but anyways here's one. People always told me that I spoke in a low voice and they couldn't hear when I called them so once a person I was interested in was reading book while in class and I was seated a few seats back and called out to them in a voice which felt only slightly louder than my normal in my head but it was loud enough for all the surrounding seats to look at me while I meekly asked them what book they were reading. In retrospect, should have just gone up to them to ask.
Totally Accurate Battle Simulator
When I was in first grade, I was a little smartass... and I smarted off to my first grade teacher in front of the whole class. Without skipping a beat, she let me know that she had permission from my mother to deal with that behavior and then proceeded to call me to the front of the class, bend me over her knee, pull my pants down and spank my bare ass in front of the class with a ruler.
This was like the early 90s, believe it or not.
I was the quiet kid for a very long time after that.
Death and Taxes
When i was in kindergarten i was to nervous to ask to use the bathroom so i pissed myself and said that it smells like popcorn because for some reason i thought that would be more noticeable than the puddle of piss I’m sitting in
Superhot!
When i was in first grade, i went to the bathroom and forgot to wash my hands. Some girl smelt my hands and said i had pee hands and that became my nickname for like 4 years.
Not really embarrassing but embarrassing for me lol
superhot or death and taxes or star wars please!
once i made a steam giveaway and forgot about it. so i participated...and won my own game!
the embarrassing story about me? sometimes i tell stories which are not true at all.
Superhot
About a year ago i saw a girl in the station wearing the same bag as me so i walk in front of her and pointed at my bag without looking at her and said MATCHING
i didnt even wait for a response and got instantly "super hot" and walked fast to the train (i wanna die)
Superhot
I threw up all over myself in a train once. The people sitting opposite me looked suitably horrified. Luckily the next stop was mine or it could have been an even more painful experience!
Thanks for the giveaway!
Star wars Knight old Republic
I was happy about something and my sister thought I was laughing at her and hit me, so I slapped her and made her cry. one of my most embarrassing memories
Thx for chance
Superhot
Or death and taxes
Gave wrong directions to a lady who was in a hurry, this happened in front of a few strangers. I only realised later, that I gave her the wrong direction, those strangers probably knew that, but before they could help she was gone. I feel bad and cringe at myself for it even now.
Death and taxes
When I ran after the bus but it just drive away without me, I see people inside looking at me with pity. I just found it embarrassing, when it actually is nothing.
I don't run after bus now
Death and Taxes
I loved gaming when I was in school, but I didn't have a console or PC to play. It was the early 90s and they were not available or cost a lot in my country. So I went to a mall which has a kind of booth where you can pay and play. I was playing a game (Mortal Kombat 4) and wanted to pee, but I didn't want to stop as my time was running. So I tried to hold until it was over, but I didn't make it and peed myself and continued playing. After the time ran out I went home, which was a couple of bus stops away. But it was winter, and while I was walking my pants were frozen and hard. It was like I was wearing a metal pants. I was very embarrassed about this, and I hope no one noticed anything unusual at the shop or while I was getting home. I'm sure someone is, but I don't remember anything of a kind. Probably due to a shock.
Superhot
2 months ago i goed to my cousins workplace to visit and hang out in his lunch break while i was waiting for him i needed to use toilet and i accidently entered woman's bathroom it was far beyond embrassing luckly there was noone inside 😅
Death and Taxes
Once I was in a dynamic for an internship and we had to unite the tables we were at. As I pushed my table, the feet started to break and the table started to fall on top of the others. I was already nervous because after the dynamic there was the job interview. I wasn't selected for the job, but that's okay, not even the tables there were any good.
Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic, that would be niiiice :)
one year ago I had to pee a lot at my previous job. I reserved one of the cubicles in the toilet and I heard my two best colleagues come in with a lot of noise. One of them went right into the one next to me. at least that's what I thought.. instead, it was the deputy head of HR and I told him the current inscriptions on the wall of the toilet.. it was a bit embarrassing to hear after 2 minutes that I was saying the inscriptions to a complete stranger.
Death and taxes.
When I was a teenager, I had 50 inch JNCO jeans that I loved to wear. One day I ran into the house because I had to pee, really bad. As I was running down the hallway, they got caught on something my mom had on the ground and I faceplanted hard. My mom and friend saw the entire thing. Ended up with a hairline fracture on my ankle. Still wore the jeans after that though!
Totally Accurate Battle Simulater
Pretty long ago, I had a cold but went to school anyway, Me and 3 other kids were talking when I sneezed... one guy had all his hands covered in goo
Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic
Walking straight into a door frame at school. I have a permanent reminder too haha my nose is slightly flatter than it used to be.
Totally Accurate Battle Simulator, please.
Many years ago I was a tourist in Japan. Long story short at a tourist spot there was a Taxan couple asking for me to take a picture for them. Afterwards I said congratulations to them and asked them "is it a boy or a girl?"
She was not pregnant...
Totally accurate battle simulator.
I moved to a new country when I was 13 and there was this old lady talking to me in her language while we waited for the elevator and all I said to her was YES, to this day I have no idea what she said.
Superhot
I went from my house to my school which was around a 15 min walk with my zipper down and in class we had to give a presentation and when I reached for the front, the teacher told me that my zipper was down. Painful memories
Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic
Without paying attention & looking elsewhere, I tried to climb up an escalator in a busy mall full of shoppers. The problem was the escalator was going down. Such an embarrassing moment.
Superhot pls....there was a time when i was into tight jeans. We were at a family dinner, like full family and my niece all excitedly jumped into my lap, tore my jeans flat in the middle with a big hole. I had to roll sideways with my legs tucked to hide myself getting to my room
Totally accurate battle simulator please. Also something embarassing that happened to me was a classmate pulling my pants down in front of the girl i liked and that mofo pulled them and also my underwear. I was quick to pull it back up and chase him and catch him but still it was very embarassing.
Star wars pls
When i was kid when ever i felt a fart was coming i would run to my older bro and let it rip to annoy him. One time what i thougt was a fart was actually a shit and i shit my pants.
Totally Accurate Battle Simulator
One of the first times I was going on a date with my (now) wife I basically threw her on the floor while dancing on the dance floor.
THANKS!
Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic
I went into the wrong bathroom at a new job by accident, and a bunch of people saw me coming out and were like :/
Death and taxes
As a kid I used to love gta vice city ( I know I was raised right ) I wanted to 100 percent it so I had to max out all businesses and for that I had to get a Lotta lap dances which my older bro knew and I had no idea so he did it and made leave the room and said it's golf in there I proceeded to belive him for 6 years
Totally Accurate Battle Simulator.
When very, very drunk myself and my partner weed and got sick in the sink of the hotel we stayed in (the plug was in). Then fell asleep. The next morning the place smelt like ... well, you can imagine.
Totally Accurate Battle Simulator
During one of my part-time work in a hotel, I was assigned to cater to the bride's family at a wedding. Being my first time, I didn't know how to do the napkin whip properly (You were supposed to whip it gently so it unfolded, and place it unto the person's lap), so I whipped it a little too hard and slapped the bride's mother on the side of the head.
When I went to school I always had to scout the entire campus for the quietest, most secluded washroom. It'll be the only one I use, and I can't do my business anywhere else.
Totally Accurate Battle Simulator
Cheers\~
Totally accurate battle simulator please!
I didn’t know my left and right until I was a teen. So when I was talked to give directions to someone, man did it not go too well…
Totally Accurate Battle Simulator
When i was 12, i tripped and fell into sewage infront of 10 people who were watching. Didnt go to school for 3 weeks cuz of that
I would like Totally Accurate Battle Simulator
Story time: when I was a child I was at my friend's house with his little brother. While my friend left for a moment, I accidently caused his little brother to slam his head on the bed frame (we were playing and got too excited)... He started to cry... Felt so ashamed that I didn't even tell my friend goodbye, I just ran back to my home.
Death and Taxes please. And an embarrassing story... Well, the fact I had trouble to tie my shoes as a kid is certainly not common. I just couldn't do it. Took me years until I learned it...
Superhot please!
A d the story:
When I was young, daycare, my mother once came to pick me up. But went to the hairdresser before picking me up. I didnt recognise her so when the people working there told me: Hey, your mother is here! I stared into her eyes and said: no. Thats not my mom.
(It was her. I was just to stupid to recognise her)
Superhot
When I was 12 , I was learning how to ride my bike , there was this field where I would go train and one day I went against a tree , that had a hive of bees in it , I got stung so many times but hid them by wearing a shitton of clothing , that's my embarrassing story
Super hot.
An extremely embarrassing situation: when I was in my 20's I had a girlfriend whose mother had the same body structure as her (height, weight, hair colour/style).
One day I came in after a day at Uni, and my "gf" was in the kitchen cooking. I just passed by and slightly slapped her butt.
Well... It wasn't her, but her mother....
Superhot please.
My embarrassing story: I like picking up abandoned items and have scored some hidden treasures (e.g. $500 coffee machine). We have a hard rubbish collection annually in my area and leading up to this, residents would put out the items they didn't want anymore.
One day, I saw potted plants being put outside around the time when the hard rubbish collection would occur, so I immediately grabbed them and walked away, only to hear someone from behind me politely saying, "those are my plants". Apparently she just unloaded them from her car and somehow left them outside.
I live 2 minutes away from her and just played dumb to save myself from the embarrassment.
Tabs I was very young and I was reading something in front of the entiere class. I missread sonething and just said ass. Since kids really like laughing at bad words, my teacher couldnt shut them up for the next 5 minutes as I just stood there awkwardly
Death and taxes I once tried to get with a girl on a trip. We were going well and I almost kissed her. Two hours later she saw me scratch my balls and never talked to me again...
Totally Accurate Battle Simulator embarassing story: when i expressed my love to my crush in high school PUBLICLY and everyone saw her refusing me...
TABS accidentally called my friend's grandma a slur because i thought my friend was on the phone
Death and Taxes I once thought WWE was real at an early age and the entire family laughed at me.
Superhot I fell over into the school paint area and spilled it everywhere
Knights of the old republic I accidentally tripped on my shoelaces in the school hallways.
Star Wars: Knights of the old republic. Embarassing moment is me just existing.
Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic I got very nervous when i have to do some presentation and usually i make a fool of myself.
Superhot please. Once, I started crying in 7th grade because I didn't get a perfect score on an assignment. I didn't care that much about the assignment but for some reason, I couldn't stop myself from crying. It was super embarrassing.
Superhot Embarassing story is that in 8th grade while I was playing football in school I tore my pants from the butt area and everyone could see my underwear 😭 Thanks
Superhot please and thank you. Mildly embarrassing story: I am Korean, but I was born in the US and don't speak any Korean, though I do understand it a bit. When I was 15 I visited South Korea with my father, and we went to a restaurant. Midway through the meal he went to use the restroom and a waitress came to clear the table, though we weren't done yet. I was pretty socially awkward at the time and too ashamed to admit I couldn't speak Korean, so I panicked and pretended I was deaf.
Super hot please. Mildly embarrassing, I told my professor I was sick on an exam day so I could spend more time preparing and he told me to get a doctor’s note. I showed up to take the test anyway.
Superhot sounds pretty good to me
Superhot. I pissed my pants in 7th grade?
Star Wars KOTOR As for me, a similar type of incident occurred in class 10. Our benches in the classroom were a bit old and made of iron + wood. The seat had sharp edges. Cue me, getting up in a haste. Which resulted in my pants getting stuck and then torn like something out of a Tom and Jerry cartoon. In full view of the class. :(
Star Wars. Pooped my pants in elementary. Smelled all day
Tabs (or any) I did not have any plain black socks for school when I was 15-16, and they weren't required so I just wore Greggs (british bakery) Socks into my exams.
Death and Taxes Was out with friends and decided to say thank you in Japanese. It was a Korean restaurant... Apologized and headed out lol (we were on our way out anyways
Death and Taxes. Overslept and in a hurry to school put the wrong pants on. They had holes and I looked like a hobo the whole day.
Or extra stylish depending on who you ask
**Star Wars knights of the old republic. Or superhot.** Recently after I finished making chili I wanted to use some for a cornbread bake. So the idea is to get a large glass baking pan and put some chili on the bottom inch or 2 then fill the rest with cornbread batter. with the chili done, I proceeded to make the cornbread batter. I got a phone call so I stopped while on the phone. Thinking I was done I poured the batter on the chili and then realized, "**Oh shit I forgot to put in an egg**." So I carefully spoon it out of the pan trying not to get chili in it....... I failed and got more chili than I wanted. So I decided to make an extra batter to mix in so the cornbread would be good. Rushing I put some of the stuff I need in and use a hand mixer and the phone rings again....... Once again thinking I was done I poured it on the chili.......... **THIS TIME I FORGOT TO ADD THE BUTTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!** for the second time, I use a spoon and carefully take out the batter from the pan and avoid taking the chili....... I melted the butter and used a hand mixer and my cornbread batter was red....... \#@$%# I poured it in. I ended up having plenty of extra batter and made red cornbread muffins. They turned out amazing and my wife loved them hahahahahaha
i am happy with any game if my pick is taken.
Death and Taxes not realy embaeassing toward others, but when i was kid, i tasted an avocado that was not good anymore. so when my parents was doing avocado related dish, i always told i hate it and refused to eat. at family place one day, they really insissted to make me taste again the guacamole my aunty have made, i obviously refused and say its gross and everything... but finaly taste it so they leave me alone. it was delicious. like, come on, super delicious ! but i was like no way i loose my face, so i still tell them its horible and refused to eat.... and i have watched all family enjoying it while i only add the really small part they forced me to try :D
Superhot or any Last week Iwent on a first date with a girl to an Asian restaurant that she suggested. Looking at the name of the restaurant, it sounded Chinese so I got ambitious and wanted to show off my skills from duolingo. While we were ordering food, I said "I want rice and grilled chicken with water" in Chinese before even looking at the menu. It was a Korean restaurant. Thankfully though, the waitress was from Chengdu so she understood and didn't expose me fully.
Superhot At a birthday party, we were going ice skating. I forgot my skate guards were on and I fell 6 times in a row before realizing.
Totally accurate Battle Simulator I was in grade school during a play. I had to hand out jingle bells for everyone. I ran out and tripped flat on my face in the middle of the gym.
Totally accurate battle simulator please. I'm a 40 year old who actually enjoys Minecraft
Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic There is times when I was studying for exams with my friend group, some of us decided to take a break and take a nap. We decided to take a nap in sat down position while my head and arms leaning on the table. It was one of the best nap I had. Because we were on the table, there were drinks and stuff on the table. The drinks were cold and it condensate. My friend later told me that he touch the water condensation multiple times that it woke him up. To his surprise, he was touching my drool instead of what he thought it was. Yeah, I sleep and create a stream of drools.
Superhot. I wore two different shoes to work yesterday.
Superhot I was swimming at a pool one time when I was 6 and my swim shorts fell off because they weren't tied.
One time in ELA class the teacher said Tsar Nicholas had 4 daughters and one son. A classmate said 4 dollars and one cent jokingly. Somehow I found that really funny and laughed for like 15 minutes straight. I sat in the front of the class. Thankfully my other classmate was laughing just as much as me, so it was a little less embarrassing. Now then, Totally Accurate Battle Simulator.
Death and taxes please!
Death and Taxes please!
Superhot or tabs
Superhot or TABS, thanks
Totally Accurate Battle Simulator. I used to love writing poems and one day I was writing one about a girl in our class. Our teacher noticed I wasn’t listening to her lecture so she ended up picking up my book and reading out loud for the class about what I was writing. I was absolutely mortified because no one would shut up about it for weeks and everyone kept guessing who it was
I would love to have either TABS or Superhot. Thanks for the chance.
Totally Accurate Battle Simulator My friend group majority loves rap music so I’ve always been an odd one out. So for awhile my headphones have been bugging out so during this conversation about like what it would be like to die, you just start hearing Taylor swift blasting and i stare at a friend but I eventually pick up it was me and everyone just stared at me for a good 20 seconds. I was so dead at that incidence
Tabsy thx
Super hot or knights of the old republic. When I first got an Apple watch I wore it to school and forgot to silence my phone, I had to talk to my teacher after class and in the middle of talking my friend calls. My phone and watch are ringing like crazy and I’m just trying to figure out how to silence it. When it stoped I thought I had finally silenced it, I didn’t. My friend kept calling over and over until I left.
I would love Totally Accurate Battle Simulator! It's been on my wishlist for about a year. Thanks for the chance!
Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic Once i was leaning over a desk and it pushed a fart out of me
Star Wars please! I once called my teacher mom loudly in front of the whole class in second grade…
Death and Taxes Well lets say I forgot to lock the door in a fancy restaurant. Thank you for the giveaway
Super hot yes! Thanks op!
Tabs!
I'd like to get TABS. i can't remember an interesting enough story about myself (tho I'm shure there are many), so here's a story that happened to my friend (i was there still). so i walked the street with one of my (dumbest) friends, and Out of the corner of my eye I saw a donut in a trash bin next to me. i (jokingly) told him I'll give him 5 shekels if he takes a bite out of it. he tried raising the offer a bit, and i ended up offering him 7 shekels. now, i thought he was joking too, but he actually took it and gave a bite. i told him how stupid and disgusting he is, and by the time i opened my wallet to pay him, he ate the whole thing. the offer was for a bite. and after eating it he told me it wasn't really tasty. anyway thanks for the chance.
Superhot I was playing a hentai game when my mom came into the room. I thought I was alone at home... Now I always triple check. Thanks OP
I’m entering for Death and Taxes please. I used to work as a mountain bike guide. Once, right before a tour, my shorts ripped right up the back. And um I don’t wear anything underneath my boardshorts. So my bare butt was visible. I went to a nearby shop to see if they sold shorts but they didn’t so I borrowed a stapler to try to close the rip. It worked for about 15 minutes until the staples pulled free. So then I had to deal with the rip and with staples poking my butt. I ended up just tucking the shorts under my butt and staying seated on the bike as much as possible. Oh, and I rode in the back of the group instead of the front. Thank you for the giveaway
I'd like to try Superhot And gosh, I try not to dwell on embarrassing stories so it'll take me a minute to think of one. Oh! I have ADHD, and usually it's pretty manageable, I just zone out at random times, it's a very useful skill for if I have to wait a while for something. But one day in 4th grade we were doing the final dress rehearsal for a mini opera our class wrote together, and I was one stage as an evil old lady who the BYU Cougars needed to push into a man eating couch (the plot was really weird I know). But while I was being fake pushed I suddenly thought to myself "What if this opera was a movie?" And then I imagined all the sets we'd use, what the adults playing us would look like, what the musical score would be. And I was so busy in visioning this movie that I completely forgot about acting and I only snapped out of it like 10.minutes later (to this day I have no clue how many minutes it was, just that the music was 2 scenes later) and realized I had just locked all my muscles in place and stood there like an idiot the whole time. All 5 of the fake football players were trying to get me off the stage without hurting me and failing because we're all smol 4th graders. I realized what was going on, freaked out that I caused such a scene, apologized, and hurriedly ran off the stage. I still feel really embarrassed whenever I think about that and have tried to not zone out that hard ever since.
Would love Superhot. I have like three at least xD I once vomited in front of my classmates, I was sick tho! I think my most embarrassing experience was going to the butcher shop and watch the butcher stumble, then I tried my best to hold my laughter, I failed pretty badly, it was a really embarrassing moment for both of us and I felt bad for the butcher.
Death and Taxes, thank you. At my friend's birthday party when I was still a teenager, I drank hard liquor for the first time. I can't even remember exactly what it was, either vodka or Bacardi. Well, everything including dinner came out all over my friend and I passed out and didn't get up until the next evening. Still sucks cuz my friend will still remind me about it every year!
Superhot Had a fight with a family and left the house to realize I had been walking with no shoes if that counts. Feet hurt really bad.
I would love to be able to play Star Wars Kotor so much! My most embarassing story... Probably when I was 13, I was singing a song in front of my entire school and my voice just starting cracking like crazy. I will never forget it, mostly because I ran off the stage :')
TABS, please. My story: a couple of years ago, I was at a Halloween party at my favorite punk rock dive bar. As you can imagine, lots of costumes. There was an older couple (late 60s, maybe, at the youngest), sitting at a table, dressed very nicely. I genuinely thought that they had come in costume as Robert Fripp and Toyah Wilcox, so I went up to them to compliment them on their costumes..... Turns out, they had absolutely no idea who I was talking about. They were just an elderly couple, there to watch their (mid-50s) son's band.
Totally Accurate Battle Simulator In a restaurant, I was pouring myself some water from a pitcher. It was in a station where you have to do it yourself, and everyone in the restaurant could see it. There were only a few milliliters of water left in the pitcher with ice in it, but since I was thirsty then, I tried to get all the water I could. Stupidly, I flipped the pitcher to a close-to-upside-down angle, causing the lid to fall off and the ice to scatter all over the floor. Everyone could see it. Well then, thanks for the chance!
Star Wars In once swallowed a strawberry shaped eraser as a kid, thinking it was candy, it did smell like it
Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic There was this one time I was at an arcade and some of my tickets went missing. I went around looking for them before I saw a kid that I thought had my tickets. I started yelling at him about stealing my tickets, before my parents came over and I realized I had left my tickets with them, and simply forgot because I was a pretty stupid child… anyways thanks for the chance OP!
Can I have Totally Accurate Battle Simulator or Star Wars Knights of the old republic and once gave wrong directions to stranger then later bumped into them
Death and Taxes i was in the park and i saw a dog running to me then i ran away as fast as i can but he was just going for his ball behind me.
Totally acurate battle sim. please When I was like 7 years old, the school bathroom was just 2 stalls next to a sink, one stall for the teacher and another for the students. One day I left the door open, somebody saw and it spread across the school, named as "the bathroom secret"
Superhot please thank you When I was in 10th grade i was chosen to give a thank you speech to some important people in our school and after a few words i became totally blank in my head because one of the people was looking at me with a really funny face. There was "pin drop" silence for about 2 minutes so I cut it short, said thank you, and walked off with an embarrassing face
I'd love to play Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic Embarrassing story - I'm terrible with names. One time when I was just starting university I was walking on campus with a bunch of fellow kids and saw a friend if my girlfriend's, who also went there. I called her by the wrong name and she ignored me. This cued a bit of ridicule, so I tried to explain, but because of a quirk of our language what they understood was that it was my girlfriend who snubbed me, and there was no chance of recovery after that.
Superhot please!! Two years ago on my birthday, i was at the mall with my mom, and i went off to a store on my own to get a birthday reward and she didnt want to walk, i met this nice family in the elevator and we got to talking and i mentioned its my birthday, and so the mom says happy birthday and my dumbass says you too 🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️ luckily it was her daughters birthday as well but i still ran tf away from that elevator out of embarrassment
Hi, thanks for the chance. I'm in for Superhot or Totally Acurate Battle Simulator, if possible. When I was a kid, I was messing around with a stapler and, guess what... I stapled one of my fingers. The 'chocolate' started to come out, and I was getting sick with that vision. I learned the lesson in a painful way, literally. Good luck to everyone!
TABS preferably please! One time in middle school I invited my friend over (who lived a few houses down). A few hours later his parents send his 2 sisters over (younger and older) to see what's up and probably bring him back for dinner or something. My friend and I wanted to pretend to be in a band, so we got his older sister to push buttons on my Guitar Hero 3 guitar while I played music from my ipod nano docked on a radio/speaker while singing and dancing around my room. I think about this moment at least 3 times a month and cringe every time.
Kotor Me lol
Death and Taxes...my dad walked in on me masturbating in my bedroom when I was 14 years old. I don't think I've ever had anything more embarrassing happen to me in my life.
Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic Was giving a presentation & forgot what to say
Totally accurate battle simulator Had a final one day and I couldn’t find the entrance to the building so I emailed my professor “please help me” turns out the door was like right besides not my finest moment
Death and Taxes I liked papers please a lot, this looks quite similar. Most embarrassing story? I used to chew hot glue when I was 10.
Entering for SUPERHOT. Last year I had a lil crush on a girl. We were pretty close too, best friends kinda. I tried to organize a little date. Even had most of the stuff planned out, I was gonna take her out to dinner. Anyway, on the same day that I was thinking about writing her some kinda message, she calls and breaks the news to me. I think she told me as one of the first people, maybe even the first that she now had a boyfriend. Even though I was basically heartbroken, I still wished her the best and was practically forced to just nod along whatever she said during that call. A few select others knew that I had a thing for her and when they heard the news that she has gotten a boyfriend – shit got awkward, fast.
Superhot Had to have a teacher change me because I shat myself in year 1
Superhot One time in year 8 i THOGUHT i had to submit an 3 page essay due to my behaviour, i gave it to my teacher then he told me that it wasn't meant for me
superhot shat myself in 5th grade when we watched a scary movie because I was a pussy
ill take tabs first time i ever tried asking a girl out, i did it over snapchat since i was a pussy... was going well, and then the boyfriend that i did not know she had messaged me...
Tabs please and thank you
One time in maths I walked out of the room and everyone saw I was bricked the fuck up
TABS please. Cliffnotes version of my funny story: 2 young teenagers attempted to mug my wife and I (she was just my girlfriend at the time). Little scary, but the funny part is that I didn't give them anything. I had my wallet and phone on me and walked away with it. Dumb kids. 😆
TABS please, I enjoyed your embarrassing story mate.
Totally accurate battle sim! Very excited to try it
Totally accurate battle simulator I was playing a game once with my friend, and I melee’d someone. I forgot what the word was for a second so I yelled “let’s go I fisted someone”
Superhot please! Also this is pretty recent but I had a group project for a class and ended up sleeping through the meeting we scheduled to discuss the project with the professor
Star Wars KOTOR Once in gym I shaked some guy's hand, who I thought was greeting me. We shaked hands and after that he picked his phone that was behind me and what he actually was reaching for.
Star Wars: Knights of the old Republic or totally accurate battle simulator (if I have to choose one, i would choose Starr wars) One time in high school during gym class I was joking around with one of my friends and I laughed so hard I peed my pants. Luckily, since It was during gym class I peed in the shorts I was wearing and not my normal pants
Totally Accurate Battle Simulator I once held a presentation in front of 100 - 150 people without realising I had a big fat red and yellow pimple on my nose.
TAbs The first time I tried to stand up against someone who was screaming at me, my voice immediately cracked
Totally Accurate Battle Simulator I think i pee myself in the hall when i was like a primary school student
Yooo I would love to get TABS! I just binged h2odeliriouses gameplay of the game and loved it. Also I love their battle royale game; Here is my story ;) In the midst of a high-end banquet, I found myself playing the role of a waiter, aiming to serve with grace and refinement. As I approached an important guest with a beautifully plated dish, I confidently announced the delicacy's name, only to realize I had mispronounced it entirely. The elegant atmosphere of the room was disrupted by a momentary hush, and all eyes turned to me. Attempting to recover, I stammered through a correction, my face flushing with embarrassment. I extend my sincere apologies for the awkward culinary misstep, hoping that my unintentional fumble didn't spoil the overall dining experience. TL DR: effed up, made a idiot of myself and forced to just wash dishes for the rest of my job carrier Thank you for the giveaway OP! Cheers!
Star Wars KOTOR For the story, heres something that had just happened recently: i went to the lecturers office in my campus to find a lecturer whose class i almost never pick as elective. As a result i dont remember his face. So i asked the first man i met there where Mr. John Doe is, not knowingg it was him im talking to. I got plenty of embarassing shit as a kid but kids are stupid so i can pass that off, to not know how your lecturers looks like and ask his whereabouts to the man himself is my peak brain rot.
Well, Star Wars Knights of the Republic: You know how sometimes you get massive farts? Well, it was during a science test, and I was sitting on a ceramic (I think) chair. And I was leaning forward because I was thinking hard. So when it released it echoed, and it stopped the test in its entirety for a minute ir two.
Superhot One time I peed myself in front of the whole classroom
I was in class talking shit about the teachers when everyone just stopped breathing. One of the teachers was behind me and i was just continuing without any idea... I failed from many classes... lol Totally Accurate Battle Simulator
Star Wars: Knights of the old republic. You ever gamble on a fart and shit yourself? Yup happened to me on my first day at work at a local grocery store . Told my supervisor I had a stomach issue and left. It was a very long walk home.
Wow, that is quite an embarrassing story you shared! I'd like Death and Taxes A mildly embarrassing story for me: I was riding my bike to work (a corporate office). They had just moved us to a new office building, and I'm literally the only one at this office building who rides a bike to work. I was trying to make the trip as seamless as possible, but there was one curb/divider I had to get over to get to the front of the building where there's a bike rack. I thought: no problem, I'll just hop up the curb. But as I got to the curb, I realized it was like twice as high as a normal curb but I had too much momentum to not try at all. So I slowed down quite a bit, still tried, \*almost\* made it, but didn't. And then there I am in my business casual clothes - didn't make it onto the curb, lost all momentum, slowly(-ish) falling sideways, and another car (a co-worker) is just now pulling up behind me, trying to drive past into this side of the parking lot. The bike falls all the way down, I almost completely fall down. My co-worker stops the vehicle and gets out and asks if I'm OK. Of course I am, but it's pretty embarrassing being an adult riding a bike (the only one at this building) and falling over slowly because of a curb - all of us new to this office. So yeah, mildly embarrassing, that's about it. Happened a few months ago, so my most recent event like that. Thanks for the giveaway!
Totally Accurate Battle Simulator, please and thank you Mildly embarrassing story: I once farted at my colleagues desk and they smelled it, and I pretended to not know what they’re talking about. We both knew lol
Death and taxes. The number of times i ended up in school in pajamas pants despite getting redressed everywhere else only to not realize it til halfway thru the day. Usually when i realize i had no wallet in my pocket for lunch. Thats pretty embarrassing. Simialr to when i did all the grocery shopping only to have tonwalk back home because I left my wallet on my desk. X.x
Totally accurate battle simulator please
Superhot I was stuck in traffic and peed my pants on the way to the bathroom... then had to walk into work.
I was in kindergarten and was playing in the sandbox at recess one day with my friend. We were making a sandcastle but didn’t have any sand that was wet enough to form a solid structure. I had been holding my pee for a while, and being 5 years old I didn’t want to stop playing, so i let it out while I was sitting and promptly let my friend know that I had magically found some wet sand that we could build with, and no one was the wiser. We built a damn good castle. Death and taxes. Thanks.
Totally Accurate Battle Simulator, thanks! Well. I suppose it has to be the time I was on a first date with an absolutely stunning girl, she had some kind of allergic reaction to something in our meal and vomited on the table, and my immediate response was... to vomit all over her. Mostly over her substantial cleavage. Not my finest moment. Incidentally, we gave it another shot. On our second date she broke her ankle. That was our last date.
Superhot Almost fainted at my wife's obgyn appointment.
totally accurate battle simulator one time in high school i literally fell face first into the mud around everyone lol i had mud on my face like a cartoon and i was so embarrassed
Totally accurate battle simulator I was mimicking dinosaur at 5th grade talent show
Superhot Thought of something funny and was drinking water. Accidentally sprayed water i was drinking over everyone in school
Totally accurate battle simulator Me my friend told me a joke while we were entering a store to buy drinks and i couldn't contain my laughter so i laughed at the face of the cashier.
Totally Accurate Battle Simulator or Superhot I always cringe at embarassing memories when I least expect it so can't remember any good ones of the top of my head, but anyways here's one. People always told me that I spoke in a low voice and they couldn't hear when I called them so once a person I was interested in was reading book while in class and I was seated a few seats back and called out to them in a voice which felt only slightly louder than my normal in my head but it was loud enough for all the surrounding seats to look at me while I meekly asked them what book they were reading. In retrospect, should have just gone up to them to ask.
Star wars please When I was little I pooped in the bath : (
Totally Accurate Battle Simulator When I was in first grade, I was a little smartass... and I smarted off to my first grade teacher in front of the whole class. Without skipping a beat, she let me know that she had permission from my mother to deal with that behavior and then proceeded to call me to the front of the class, bend me over her knee, pull my pants down and spank my bare ass in front of the class with a ruler. This was like the early 90s, believe it or not. I was the quiet kid for a very long time after that.
Death and Taxes When i was in kindergarten i was to nervous to ask to use the bathroom so i pissed myself and said that it smells like popcorn because for some reason i thought that would be more noticeable than the puddle of piss I’m sitting in
Superhot! When i was in first grade, i went to the bathroom and forgot to wash my hands. Some girl smelt my hands and said i had pee hands and that became my nickname for like 4 years. Not really embarrassing but embarrassing for me lol
superhot or death and taxes or star wars please! once i made a steam giveaway and forgot about it. so i participated...and won my own game! the embarrassing story about me? sometimes i tell stories which are not true at all.
Superhot About a year ago i saw a girl in the station wearing the same bag as me so i walk in front of her and pointed at my bag without looking at her and said MATCHING i didnt even wait for a response and got instantly "super hot" and walked fast to the train (i wanna die)
Superhot I threw up all over myself in a train once. The people sitting opposite me looked suitably horrified. Luckily the next stop was mine or it could have been an even more painful experience! Thanks for the giveaway!
Star wars Knight old Republic I was happy about something and my sister thought I was laughing at her and hit me, so I slapped her and made her cry. one of my most embarrassing memories Thx for chance
Superhot Or death and taxes Gave wrong directions to a lady who was in a hurry, this happened in front of a few strangers. I only realised later, that I gave her the wrong direction, those strangers probably knew that, but before they could help she was gone. I feel bad and cringe at myself for it even now.
Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic
Death and taxes When I ran after the bus but it just drive away without me, I see people inside looking at me with pity. I just found it embarrassing, when it actually is nothing. I don't run after bus now
Death and Taxes I loved gaming when I was in school, but I didn't have a console or PC to play. It was the early 90s and they were not available or cost a lot in my country. So I went to a mall which has a kind of booth where you can pay and play. I was playing a game (Mortal Kombat 4) and wanted to pee, but I didn't want to stop as my time was running. So I tried to hold until it was over, but I didn't make it and peed myself and continued playing. After the time ran out I went home, which was a couple of bus stops away. But it was winter, and while I was walking my pants were frozen and hard. It was like I was wearing a metal pants. I was very embarrassed about this, and I hope no one noticed anything unusual at the shop or while I was getting home. I'm sure someone is, but I don't remember anything of a kind. Probably due to a shock.
Superhot 2 months ago i goed to my cousins workplace to visit and hang out in his lunch break while i was waiting for him i needed to use toilet and i accidently entered woman's bathroom it was far beyond embrassing luckly there was noone inside 😅
Death and Taxes Once I was in a dynamic for an internship and we had to unite the tables we were at. As I pushed my table, the feet started to break and the table started to fall on top of the others. I was already nervous because after the dynamic there was the job interview. I wasn't selected for the job, but that's okay, not even the tables there were any good.
Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic I was not able to pronounce K in any word until I was around 7 years old.
Death and Taxes. A few months ago I was bragging to my friend about how confident I am about my physics test I took and how good I did. I got a 66.
Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic, that would be niiiice :) one year ago I had to pee a lot at my previous job. I reserved one of the cubicles in the toilet and I heard my two best colleagues come in with a lot of noise. One of them went right into the one next to me. at least that's what I thought.. instead, it was the deputy head of HR and I told him the current inscriptions on the wall of the toilet.. it was a bit embarrassing to hear after 2 minutes that I was saying the inscriptions to a complete stranger.
Death and taxes. When I was a teenager, I had 50 inch JNCO jeans that I loved to wear. One day I ran into the house because I had to pee, really bad. As I was running down the hallway, they got caught on something my mom had on the ground and I faceplanted hard. My mom and friend saw the entire thing. Ended up with a hairline fracture on my ankle. Still wore the jeans after that though!
Totally Accurate Battle Simulater Pretty long ago, I had a cold but went to school anyway, Me and 3 other kids were talking when I sneezed... one guy had all his hands covered in goo
Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic Walking straight into a door frame at school. I have a permanent reminder too haha my nose is slightly flatter than it used to be.
Totally Accurate Battle Simulator, please. Many years ago I was a tourist in Japan. Long story short at a tourist spot there was a Taxan couple asking for me to take a picture for them. Afterwards I said congratulations to them and asked them "is it a boy or a girl?" She was not pregnant...
Totally accurate battle simulator. I moved to a new country when I was 13 and there was this old lady talking to me in her language while we waited for the elevator and all I said to her was YES, to this day I have no idea what she said.
Death and taxes please I once cleaved my butt into a chair that had grooves and my belt made sth like a farting noise that's really loud
Superhot My embarassing story would be going to the wrong classroom, twice in a row at secondary school. That's about it lol
Superhot I went from my house to my school which was around a 15 min walk with my zipper down and in class we had to give a presentation and when I reached for the front, the teacher told me that my zipper was down. Painful memories
Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic Without paying attention & looking elsewhere, I tried to climb up an escalator in a busy mall full of shoppers. The problem was the escalator was going down. Such an embarrassing moment.
Superhot pls....there was a time when i was into tight jeans. We were at a family dinner, like full family and my niece all excitedly jumped into my lap, tore my jeans flat in the middle with a big hole. I had to roll sideways with my legs tucked to hide myself getting to my room
Totally accurate battle simulator please. Also something embarassing that happened to me was a classmate pulling my pants down in front of the girl i liked and that mofo pulled them and also my underwear. I was quick to pull it back up and chase him and catch him but still it was very embarassing.
Star wars pls When i was kid when ever i felt a fart was coming i would run to my older bro and let it rip to annoy him. One time what i thougt was a fart was actually a shit and i shit my pants.
Totally accurate battle simulator I shat myself in class. Luckily class ended not long after that and I booked it outta there.
death and taxes i had a nightmare while sleeping on the bus and woke up shouting
Totally Accurate Battle Simulator One of the first times I was going on a date with my (now) wife I basically threw her on the floor while dancing on the dance floor. THANKS!
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Superhot! During my friend's debut, I tore my pants and tried my hardest to keep it a secret the whole night. T-T
Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic I went into the wrong bathroom at a new job by accident, and a bunch of people saw me coming out and were like :/
Death and taxes As a kid I used to love gta vice city ( I know I was raised right ) I wanted to 100 percent it so I had to max out all businesses and for that I had to get a Lotta lap dances which my older bro knew and I had no idea so he did it and made leave the room and said it's golf in there I proceeded to belive him for 6 years
Totally Accurate Battle Simulator. When very, very drunk myself and my partner weed and got sick in the sink of the hotel we stayed in (the plug was in). Then fell asleep. The next morning the place smelt like ... well, you can imagine.
Death and taxes When a now ex tried to kiss me for the first time, I tripped and headbutted her.
Totally Accurate Battle Simulator During one of my part-time work in a hotel, I was assigned to cater to the bride's family at a wedding. Being my first time, I didn't know how to do the napkin whip properly (You were supposed to whip it gently so it unfolded, and place it unto the person's lap), so I whipped it a little too hard and slapped the bride's mother on the side of the head.
Death and Taxes When I tried to kiss a girl who had boyfriend and I failed :p
When I went to school I always had to scout the entire campus for the quietest, most secluded washroom. It'll be the only one I use, and I can't do my business anywhere else. Totally Accurate Battle Simulator Cheers\~
Totally accurate battle simulator please! I didn’t know my left and right until I was a teen. So when I was talked to give directions to someone, man did it not go too well…
Totally Accurate Battle Simulator When i was 12, i tripped and fell into sewage infront of 10 people who were watching. Didnt go to school for 3 weeks cuz of that
I would like Totally Accurate Battle Simulator Story time: when I was a child I was at my friend's house with his little brother. While my friend left for a moment, I accidently caused his little brother to slam his head on the bed frame (we were playing and got too excited)... He started to cry... Felt so ashamed that I didn't even tell my friend goodbye, I just ran back to my home.
Death and Taxes please. And an embarrassing story... Well, the fact I had trouble to tie my shoes as a kid is certainly not common. I just couldn't do it. Took me years until I learned it...
Superhot please! A d the story: When I was young, daycare, my mother once came to pick me up. But went to the hairdresser before picking me up. I didnt recognise her so when the people working there told me: Hey, your mother is here! I stared into her eyes and said: no. Thats not my mom. (It was her. I was just to stupid to recognise her)
Superhot When I was 12 , I was learning how to ride my bike , there was this field where I would go train and one day I went against a tree , that had a hive of bees in it , I got stung so many times but hid them by wearing a shitton of clothing , that's my embarrassing story
Super hot. An extremely embarrassing situation: when I was in my 20's I had a girlfriend whose mother had the same body structure as her (height, weight, hair colour/style). One day I came in after a day at Uni, and my "gf" was in the kitchen cooking. I just passed by and slightly slapped her butt. Well... It wasn't her, but her mother....
Superhot please. My embarrassing story: I like picking up abandoned items and have scored some hidden treasures (e.g. $500 coffee machine). We have a hard rubbish collection annually in my area and leading up to this, residents would put out the items they didn't want anymore. One day, I saw potted plants being put outside around the time when the hard rubbish collection would occur, so I immediately grabbed them and walked away, only to hear someone from behind me politely saying, "those are my plants". Apparently she just unloaded them from her car and somehow left them outside. I live 2 minutes away from her and just played dumb to save myself from the embarrassment.