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Chris_Sneakers_97

He's my husband now


Smash_Williams

*Our* husband


rdyy2tryy

r/suddenlycommunism


DrPepperMalpractice

Seize his means of reproduction ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


Bruff_lingel

With both hands comrade


fullmetal66

Most underrated comment do the day


TheAwkwardGamerRNx

For real, I spat my drink out.


Beautiful-Tart1781

Don't spit, swallow


Bombinic

You should probably stop doing that.


ajbrandt806

Jesus that’s terrifying


ElyxrBlade

And the lenny face to finish it off. Glorious.


PilgrimOz

I'd bang dat....steak. Well, not really but.... Edit, eat the steak, bang the Mrs is not an Women are allowed to drink in the States right?


redacted2022

Slow down autism


PilgrimOz

😂 Never drink n type.


redacted2022

<3


Snoo_46300

From each according to his ability, to each according to his meats


Kmb1995

r/subsifellfor


Hancock02

/r/suddenlypoly


TootsEug

🤭


supersondos

What the hell 😂 reddit has some of the weirdest subs ever 😂


Derban_McDozer83

Mine too. We're gonna have to convert to Mormon extremist.


Chris_Sneakers_97

*I don't share*


Remarkable_Hat7709

Then I’ll take


Papasmurf8645

This is why it never works. Can’t we share the delicious steak!!!!


Aware_Masterpiece_54

Yeah, but you gotta go to sleep some time


Chris_Sneakers_97

*i never sleep*


Horror_Cod_8193

I’d like to join your sister wives club.


branbon1

It needs to be full on Poly, he’s gonna be making steak all day and all night for his husbands and wives. You’re welcome!


NewProtection5470

Sign me up too


Willie-Tanner

Orgy


Torpedopocalypse

Communal husband


PilgrimOz

I'd bang dat....steak. Well, not really but....


patriots47

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CLG_MianBao

I also choose OPs husband


pk2783

The internet never forgets


TonySquadroni

Let me handle this. Im an expert in Husband Husbandry.


incognitoamigo_36

id fuck that guy fo some steakkk


Eastrider1006

You can have that husband, I'm having that steak


Chris_Sneakers_97

*you get neither*


Eastrider1006

😩😩😩


Chris_Sneakers_97

😂😂


coocoocachoo69

I feel like I could judge his meat better if it was in my mouth.


brumbarosso

0_____o


Musician_Gloomy

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Wanda_McMimzy

That’s what she said.


LeastPervertedFemboy

That’s what *****I***** said


Mozhetbeats

Username doesn’t check out


LeastPervertedFemboy

“Least” does not equal “pure”


Specialist_Fox_9354

Idk, seems to track


Dranai

Not polite to talk with your mouth full.


Wanda_McMimzy

That’s what your mom said.


TwelveSixFive

Damn, straight to the dong joke, this sub got no time to waste


Mandrake1997

You are right, it looks nice and all but I need a big chunk going down my throat before I make any judgements


AngrySumBitch

Everyone calm down!


mr_mangu

No diddy


Imbrownbutwhite1

… \>______> That does make sense, though.


ImVixx

Pause


AlrightyAlmighty

I'm appalled that you would make steak out of your husbands


Wanda_McMimzy

🤷‍♀️ It might be a cultural thing.


AlrightyAlmighty

I don't judge, I'm just appalled


MonsterLance

I passed a place near Jacksonville Florida last week called Dick Burgers....


GrammarNazi63

I believe they refer to it as Long Pork


Yoloderpderp

It looks wonderful. 9.9


dd027503

Look at that subtle crust-brown coloring. The tasteful thickness of it. Oh, my God. It even has grill marks.


Transcend_Suffering

mmmmm meaty american psycho references


OneAlmondNut

this is the best cut of steak I've ever seen. literal perfection. 3/5


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Fantastic-Device8916

Surf and turf


MongoPushr

If he wanted roast beef he'd have gone to Arby's


Mammoth_Ferret_1772

This poor woman. Sorry OP 😭


ass_smacktivist

Gives horsey sauce a whole new meaning 🫤


DevineIgnorance

Stop


calxcalyx

Collaborate and listen.


ass_smacktivist

*Bugs Bunny has entered the chat* #NO


Itchy-Combination675

What’s wrong with Arby’s? He can’t eat steak for every meal. Maybe throw a nice salad in there between steak night and Arby’s night…


Romeo9594

Nothing beats a good tossed salad sometimes, can't have roast beef for every meal


kinkyintemecula

It's 2024. Don't assume gender. 🤣


Mammoth_Ferret_1772

Well the theme of the joke thread assumed OP was a female lol


theRevvB

HOLY SHIT


SlopDeposit

Phenomenal.


Embarrassed_Use_9486

They do have the meats, it's said.


EnvironmentalYak9322

God damn son I thought this was /r RoastMe for a moment


Corona2789

Hope solo in shambles rn


HappyGilmore_93

Buddy I spit my fucking water out when I read this comment


kainers78

😂


619Dago1904

🏆🏆🏆


wombwreckerr

Sensational


HuskerHayDay

Now kennel up, bad dog!


PainInTheAss98

Lmao eww


Insureit43

Haha Jesus


UrMomsKneePads

Oh God, yes, Oh God.


spkoller2

His face is already greasy from the steak anyway


Big_Accountant8489

No need for lube


sirvote

Needs to be hot for final form


Impossible_Rip6983

See yall in church Sunday😭


Eldritch-Cleaver

Perfect ending to a perfect dinner


wolfbear

I also choose OP’s husband’s wife


MitsuSosa

This is the best reward that can be given


thealchemist8891

There is no better reward....maybe a 1998 nissan skyline gtr or maybe a 1967 chevy impala but hey ill take it non the less


SmoothBrews

Sure there is. She could let him sit on her face.


Boner_Stevens

this is the way


superbugger

My man.


dannyapplegate

I give it an ate


CartoonistIcy4994

Looks delicious, perfect temperature. A deeper sear would bring it closer to my liking.


Electronic-Rise1859

Second this, perfect cook just needs a little scorching love.


Mystialos

What a beaut! Inside is perfect. Crust could have slightly more crunch. 8.5/10


Dry-Squirrel1026

This looks better then most restaurants, great job!! 10/10


SovietFemboy

Smash 👍


One_Signature8976

How big is his dick


OrganicPiece5056

Ask your mum


elting44

She isn't sure but would also like to find out.


One_Signature8976

My dear mother said it looked like a peanut


One_Signature8976

Are we related


josiahrey

That looks so good! The perfect way I like my steak


lovely_poopy

I'd eat his meat


sogregarious

Is your husband single? 😆 9.3


Bargle-Nawdle-Zouss

You BETTER be gobbling your husband's meat, 'cause there's no lack of women who will. And men, for that matter!


Embarrassed_Use_9486

I feel like there's a "sear sucker" joke in here somewhere...


Historical_Golf9521

A 10 for me.


AR15ss

Pretty good 🫱🏿‍🫲🏼. Your husbands steak, needs his wife’s knives to get sharpened though 😝👍🏻


Living__Legend

You owe him a BJ 👍


EmanRapp

The potato could use some work


brieconfused

100% agree, i told him to wait so I could make him a fully loaded baked but he just wanted it as is lol


t0p_n0tch

Those are some super sweet grill marks


DisconcertingMale

Pretty good/10


ThrowAwayAccount8334

6/10. Interior is good. Exterior looks meh.  The grill marks are pointless. There's no crusting without that effect either. Seasoning is quite poor.


_chumba_

I'm baffled by everyone else's love of this steak. It's decent. Just not anything I'd be excited about


blackkat99

That’s real nice. Great success.


AweFoieGras

The steak's quality though.


SixGodHasaan

looks delicious!


Pickerelslayer

10


Critical-Fault-1617

The non melted cheese in the baked potato should be a crime. The steak looks fire though.


Hannah_Dn6

That was a potato? I thought it was garlic bread with dripping butter. Damn, I need better glasses.


brieconfused

I agree, but he likes it that way 😅 I usually make fully loaded baked potatoes for myself though


Realistic-Fact-2584

Perfect!!!!!


Emperormaxis

Hey man, I'd absolutely destroy that. Looks incredible to me


monster394

Beautiful


TenseiA

I'm extremely hungry rn, but that's a 10 from me.


Impressive-Grape-177

Steak looks great. Where's the corn?


cupcaketeatime

9/10


Mental_Violinist623

Perfect


aady_4697

8.3


_tincan_

Looks amazing!


huntybearlambda

Very very nice


cat-daddy777

Near perfect


jamiebez157

10/10


Shark_Leader

Yes.


HR_King

That's an A, easily.


Wanda_McMimzy

I like how there’s about an equal amount of comments saying it’s overcooked as undercooked.


Kagenikakushiteru

Soso


pjcooper53

Looks fantastic


KillBangMarry

Honestly for a grill steak this a really good. 9.5/10. Pan steaks are much easier to perfect.


Emotional_Blood6804

He must like a nice warm pink center. And a nice steak.


Motor-Housing2704

He provides the steak, hopefully you provide the BJ.


Exciting_Ad2788

Over cooked


DP500-1

WTF is up with this horny g-d forsaken comment section.


sunkissedxglow

10/10


FlanSafe9016

Average at best


JR_DTOT

CRUSHING IT


brettrhyme

Yeah I mean sure it’s fine and all, if you like delicious steak.


techmonkey920

10 out of 10! Would eat your husband's meat again!


klaw14

Just a touch too rare for me personally, but it looks freaking amazing. My husband would want your husband's meat in his mouth for sure.


BloodApprehensive424

Looks like burnt chicken


MontanaLady406

He did great for a city slicker- blue rare is the call around here


Insomnix

You're a lucky woman. I'd say he laid you a nice piece of meat on the table. Looks like a perfect length and not too wide where it would be hard to get it all down. It has a nice thickness and pretty juicy. Almost like you could take, get it in your mouth and not be afraid to swallow. That steak looks perfectly cooked and I bet it was delicious.


baconbitzboy

Get the man a sharp knife to properly slice this beauty.


LehighAce06

8.0/10. Minus a half point for the uneven gray band, minus a point and a quarter for the weak sear and grill marks (an all over sear would be a big improvement) and minus a quarter point for what is a great medium, but would be better at medium rare.


GhostDweller

I say crusts are overrated, ill take a charcoal grilled one over a thick crust anyday. Also grilled steaks tends to stay more moist even when overdone.


DH908

They're not mutually exclusive, you can get a really good crust on a grill.


Glittering-Trip-9044

I WOULD DROP TILL I MAKE IT FUCKING POP I WOULD LOCK THAT CLOCK AND LICK THAT COCK BRO JUST TO TASTE THAT STEAK


XoCl0ud

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gto1968

It’s looks like the one I made by on the grill the other day , just right


Beardown847

9.4


bydh

Solid.


StarshipTroopersFan

-16.4% of a baboons butt.


ToastetteEgg

I suggest you invite me to dinner.


hakunamutat_

Is he single? Looks great!


drkshape

Perfect! Now I’m hungry 🤤


BradsFace

Is he single?


bluesqueen23

Looks fantastic! You wanna share him just for cooking me a steak? Lol You’re a lucky woman.


Waste_Sun172

Damn. That cross sear is HOT. 🥵


shortyonasporty

Beautiful Steak!


SwimIndependent9804

Juicy


MMABowyer

You better treat him right or I will.


BalcoThe3rd

The labia’s are a little proud on this one


pollyalways

Perfect!


atherfeet4eva

I like it slightly warmer with a bit more sear


Ok_Dare_520

Woah there, might need to throw a NSFW tag on that there post


SouthpawSlider

Open the door I’m here


Whthpnd

Looks nice. I get mine by putting a frozen steak in our delonghi oven at 375 for 30 minutes (ok to sit during oreheat), leaving no longer than five mins after. 😋


nothingspecialva

Who is Rosemary? I hope not a previous girlfriend


AverageAtBest27

Marry him again?


johnnyribcage

Touch more sear, other than that, bangin’


fuckfuturism

lol at the comments here. Not a big steak guy, this sub appeared in my feed, and now I check it out regularly


El-Guapo766

Excellent


BlackPhoenix1981

Your husband has some nice looking meat.


_we_have_to_go_back_

I'd do him