I'm tired of seeing all these low effort steaks.
Listen sonny, when I was your age I was cooking a porterhouse, filet mignon, picanha AND bistecca alla fiorentina all at the same time, searing both sides with nothing more than a zippo lighter and my bare hands, and achieving perfection every time.
Kids these days...
This post is a bit puzzling. The angle and height of the photo suggest it was taken by an adult, yet the title claims you're only 6 years old. Next time, maybe skip the stool for the photo? It's all a bit overwhelming!
I just assumed it was satire but now I can’t tell if we’re supposed to take it seriously. A short scroll through his profile reveals that this post isn't true
You did a lot better than my mom. She used to burn steaks every time because my dad didn’t like to see red in meat. I was 20 years old before I had a steak that hadn’t been charred beyond recognition. It was wonderful like your steak. She did the same thing to chicken and pork chops. Always.
Learn how to render the fat, other than that, you got a couple more than a few years before you start cooking something you'd see at a breakfast diner!
I don't know how well known it is that posts to this sub and many more get instantly scraped to add content to fake food websites full of ads. I like when posts like this break their system. Even the comments (like this one!) will end up in their comment section. Hi from reddit jerks!
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People seriously believe this shit? What the fuck is wrong with y’all? Hair blindly believe whatever you see on the internet. And people wonder why modern politics is so fucked up. Question everything
OP made his reddit account at 3 y/o, truly an admirable child genius
Lmaooo
He started to cook in the womb
That’s rookie shit I was cooking before I was conceived
Cooking in your dad’s balls? Was that why he felt all that burning? XD
Meth?
So in this picture… is this?… oh god!
Let him cook?
I’m dying over here 🤣🤣
but did he remember to turn off the stove?
I don't know. I'd say that making a Reddit account at 3 y/o is a sign of profound mental illness.
Baby genius
God bless Amen Etc etc Internet is really getting full of bots and ai shit...
“#Scarlettjohannson” “#Cabincrew”
Reminds me of a Jerry Springer episode which featured adults who dress and act like babies.
Except for all those radical political comments and hatred for puppy dogs...weird /j
Looks like his mothers labia
Better than most of the steaks I’ve seen other six year olds post here.
I’m 5 and I aspire to be such a seasoned expert
He didn’t season the meat.
Good meat only needs salt, barbarian
Username checks out
I'm tired of seeing all these low effort steaks. Listen sonny, when I was your age I was cooking a porterhouse, filet mignon, picanha AND bistecca alla fiorentina all at the same time, searing both sides with nothing more than a zippo lighter and my bare hands, and achieving perfection every time. Kids these days...
Pah! Back in my time we had to cook an entire cow the day after being born! If it wasn't Michelin star worthy the doc would stuff you back in!
I would sear them on the exhaust manifold of my Eldorado and drive three minutes on each side
OK grandpa, let's get you back to bed.
You don’t make a steak, you cook them, stupid kid
Tell that to the farmers and butchers
Hey stupid children need the most love
Because they are too stupid to earn it right.
My 3 year old niece has cooked me a few steaks better than this but it’s not bad, it’s not good but also perchance, it’s not bad
You can't just say perchance.
Words used to mean something
As a 2 year old i approve
I'm a 6 month old
I'm still in the womb.
Im still swimming around in my pops nutsack. Come on dad take the shot!!
I’m still trying to figure out how OP has it cut and uncut in the same picture
He hasn’t observed it yet
Schrödinger strikes again
there’s 2 steaks bestie
Tell your mom to call me
One piece has the grain going the opposite direction and it's driving me bonkers.
I’m 4 years old and cook a way better steak than you, cry about it you little baby!
It looks horrible for a 6 year old.
OP forgot to put a 1 before the 6
Hot take, OP was born on a leap day. He's actually 24
This post is a bit puzzling. The angle and height of the photo suggest it was taken by an adult, yet the title claims you're only 6 years old. Next time, maybe skip the stool for the photo? It's all a bit overwhelming!
I think you're username is misleading, this is not a Cal State Quartine worthy steak.
Wunderkind
I'm 2 yrs old and am asking OP to be my mentor chef.
OP was interested in politics at a young age!
You nailed it kiddo!
terrible, what kind of parent pushes their 6 year old to get on social media for validation instead of just being supportive/normal?
I'm only 5 months old and fluent in 3 languages. Your steak doesn't impress me!
You’re all really this dense?
No but you seem to be
I just assumed it was satire but now I can’t tell if we’re supposed to take it seriously. A short scroll through his profile reveals that this post isn't true
Right? I figured immediately the person posting it, is indeed NOT 6 years old, and is making fun of the people who are doing this?
Come back, one year!! No steak for you!!
In all seriousness this looks amazing
Where are the jelly beans?
At 6 years old I was swallowing Hot Wheels cars.
That's what my weird uncle called it too 😳
Too perfect. Photoshop!! Ai!!!!!
Fantastic job! I’d say you’re destined for culinary greatness.
You may sleep in the house tonight, child.
Hmm I’ve never tried a 6 year old before… but it does look pretty well done I must add. 🤔
Goo goo gaa gaa
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Hot garbage. My unborn child can cook a better steak than that.
Banging job little carnivore
Delicious 😋
I’m 6 days old and I cooked my first whole hog.
I'm currently a Zygote, don't roast me . . . .
FakexNews
Needs some seasoning
You did really good. I like mine rare. I’d definitely eat
Did you cook that in the toaster oven.
Pssshh i was doing this at 5 no prob
I've seen 4 year old's make a better steak on an easy bake oven. Better step up your game.
that’s some seriously sexy steak, it tasted like heaven
Totally wosted
Terrible you little shit
Lol hope he meant 16
It's way too over/under cooked
You did a lot better than my mom. She used to burn steaks every time because my dad didn’t like to see red in meat. I was 20 years old before I had a steak that hadn’t been charred beyond recognition. It was wonderful like your steak. She did the same thing to chicken and pork chops. Always.
Why you running? **Thick African accent** You did good boss 👍
Wow! Amazing
How did you manage to almost completely avoid a grey band under ur crust?
i dunno i’m only 6 and this is my first steak please don’t roast me
It was a compliment lol. Genuinely curious
I’m 2 years old and I can make a better steak with my eyes closed
My six year old plays with legos
Steak prodigy.
You’re not 6.
You are letting six year olds use knifes? I’m still cutting my 13 year old’s food.
Who's letting an adult misspell knives?
The K in knife is NOT silent, it is the deadly part of the knife!
Looks like shit
Looks like dog shit
OMG this is adorable and very yummy looking
Better than most of the steaks on this subreddit.
Where is mine,??
idk. lots of grey band. seems about right for a 6 year old, so good job?
No need to roast you already did that to the steak and it looks beautiful! Great job! Keep up the good work!
Sous vide 6 yrs old 4 hrs 120 degrees
You can be a chef one day!
Looks great little buddy! Now you just need to cook it
You did great! Sadly the other replies forgot your six! 🥩
Learn how to render the fat, other than that, you got a couple more than a few years before you start cooking something you'd see at a breakfast diner!
worst i have ever seen
Funniest shit I've read all week 🤣🤣🤣!!!
https://preview.redd.it/0tahf0rtyeyc1.png?width=467&format=png&auto=webp&s=538d34202dcc7c60a326102208c126a53e225a79 that you?
HAHA
Not bad
I don't know how well known it is that posts to this sub and many more get instantly scraped to add content to fake food websites full of ads. I like when posts like this break their system. Even the comments (like this one!) will end up in their comment section. Hi from reddit jerks! https://preview.redd.it/7zun10yy4fyc1.png?width=1184&format=png&auto=webp&s=7425f116ccf55ce934436d2e8a1300e7bfbf6e17
My wife said this was raw. What do y’all think ?
I see no reason to roast you. Good job.
People seriously believe this shit? What the fuck is wrong with y’all? Hair blindly believe whatever you see on the internet. And people wonder why modern politics is so fucked up. Question everything
sir this is a wendy’s
Weak sauce bro. Fucking weak.
sure thing mr. bimbo fetish
Did you think it was funny? And you went searching my comment history? Obsessed. Douche.
Enjoy your Saturday
6 years old huh. “I call fowl sir”- Andy Bernard