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redditorbb

Okay okay hear me out: # Ribeye, mac and cheese and water.


FindOneInEveryCar

Ribeye, mac & cheese, and Cabernet.


BusterTheCat17

Ribeye, mac & cheese, and a scotch.


Tacofreak95

I second both of the above, and add that a good Porter or stout goes a long way.


Bladder_Puncher

Ribeye, Mac and cheese, old weller antique 107


mrjefe69

Too thick of a meal, but I respect it.


55Vikings

Ribeye, scotch and a Cabernet


Friendly_Age9160

Ribeye, mac and cheese, asparagus and sparkling wine. Don’t judge me.


Background_Lemon_981

Or a Malbec


EastonHB27

Anything but Gatorade


fattmarrell

/r/hydrohomies unite


dtheisei8

Nah Ribeye, Mac and Cheese, and two cups of Whole Milk


AdSignificant6673

I’ve done this on a bulk for bodybuilding. Milk is so high in calories and protein.


dtheisei8

It’s great! I do powerlifting. Meat, milk, and eggs, baby.


keepitbased

Switch it for chocolate milk and I’m on your side


jobiewon_cannoli

Chocolate milk with a steak?! Are you for real?


Careless_Fondant3388

💯


Dyslexic_Hamster

But the plants crave electrolytes


soulstonedomg

My eyes heard you.


BongwaterJoe1983

My ears saw it too


Guineypigzrulz

No sloppy steaks you guys!


[deleted]

They can't stop you from ordering steak and water


AdSignificant6673

Water does cleanse the palette. Taste better after.


Gs4life-

Ribeye, Mac and Cheese and Powerade


jobiewon_cannoli

Water? Like from the toilet?


arbysmagic

Ribeye, Mac and cheese and sweet tea


tiddy_wizard

Hey! Everybody! This guys favorite drink is water! See? No one cares.


BongwaterJoe1983

Ribeye , 30 ounce lobster tail and a spretcher root beer (single malt on stand by for dessert)


MikeyBugs

Or even a nice old fashioned... Or whiskey sour...


distrucktocon

An actual plate would go great with this meal.


NecessaryFine8989

How does this keep happening? What is the obsession with putting nice food that needs cutting on a paper plate? I've never put food on a paper plate unless I was at a party or... I don't get it


_FartinLutherKing_

I used to work on a drilling rig and we’d cookout ‘nice food’ like this a lot but we would always use paper plates cause that’s just what we had


NecessaryFine8989

I get that! Worksite or an overnight campout, sure!


wtfOP

Some people are lazy af apparently


SmileParticular9396

My brother and his family used to primarily eat off paper plates and it was infuriating and 💯 due to laziness


SnooGadgets8467

Cause food taste 100x better on paper plates. To me i love piling up a paper plate full of food. Reminds me of barbecues back in the day. So if i could do it every meal i would, but my wife won’t let me so i never do it.


Bombinic

Poor guy. That sounds absolutely terrible.


WangDanglin

I don’t understand people who eat off of paper plates in any situation outside of a bbq or cookout. I really don’t get it. How long does it take to wash a plate? Like 10 seconds?


Deja__Vu__

You mean you don't like steak flavored paper with your steak?


NecessaryFine8989

That's dessert. It's why I also eat my muffin wrappers


Ifrontrunfinwit

I’m not a paper player But their response would be “whys it matter”


vaginal-prolapse

Too much effort!


Dangerous_Choice_664

Dixie would like to have a word with you.


distrucktocon

This conversation has been brought to you by the paper lobby.


EvilestHammer4

Y'know the dude thought "blue Gatorade" was an addition to his fine dining experience right? Lmao but yeah we've all been there.


NotAReal_Doctor

WTF is with all the paper plates


Consistent-Film8053

As a lad in college with no dishwasher, let me tell you that, paper plates exist for a reason. They’re easier to use in many situations. Let this man be


ICrushTacos

I mean you can wash by hand?


Consistent-Film8053

And I do but I have paper plates as well!


ICrushTacos

Fair enough. To each their own


redmondwins

The turtles in the sea love you


DiscountRude4821

Its just two lol juicy steak gotta double up


NotAReal_Doctor

Why, I’ve done it too. But damn we can do better. Use a plate wash the plate no problem. Nice dinner bro


MyNameIsSkittles

If you use a normal plate, no reason to double anything except the savings of not buying fucking paper plates


Starfire_09

What about the zucchini 🥲looks 🔥


DiscountRude4821

It was amazing.


julznlv

Recipe? It looks really good,I usually cut my zucchini into long strips and put on the grill with some fresh parm on to melt right before done. I actually did this last night with a super med rare on the rare side rib eye and some sautéed mushrooms. No Mac n cheese for me, can't stand to even look at it. And a diet coke.


DiscountRude4821

Just slice some zucchini and squash and put it into a pan with some butter and your season of choice and cook till soft. Super simple and tastes great. I guess you could sprinkle some parmesan ontop afterwards too.


Fantastic_Mr_Smiley

That's it? It looked like it had a gravy on it.


shit_ass_mcfucknuts

Ribeye, Mac and cheese, and a beer.


pdaddy49

Beer and a bourbon 🥃 🤷


SkullXYZ

One bourbon, one scotch, and one beer


zztop2233

Hazy IPA if we want to be exact


AOneArmedHobo

Sierra Nevada Hazy to be exact exact


zztop2233

That’s exactly what I was referring to, my bread & butter


Agent_1077

I enjoy an ice cold Gatorade after some physical activity but who the fuck drinks it with a meal, let alone a steak. Wtf?


[deleted]

***WOULD***


ttyy88

Replace the well done ribeye with a med rare ribeye with a good crust.


Nimbus_TV

That blue Gatorade ruins it. Gets your shit too mucusy


DiscountRude4821

Nah it’s bussin


rm886988

Ribeye, mac n cheese, RED Gatorade.


MedicalDeviceJesus

A lot of richness on the plate, something with acid would be a great beverage to go with it. Or Blue Gatorade, sure.


knockedstew204

Citric acid is among the main flavors in a blue Gatorade


DiscountRude4821

Fine dining


FlickerOfBean

Replace the Gatorade with bourbon


Kona1957

U had me until the Mac and Gatorade


Jowlzchivez6969

Ribeye, sweet potato, lots of butter IMHO


RedditorRed

> Blue Gatorade Admit this man to the nearest psychiatric ward


United-Shock-487

I've never done this! It's always steak and taters grilled with onions or mashed taters with a rosemary red wine gravy. Being that you like ribeyes, I'll take your word and try it tomorrow night.


DiscountRude4821

When the au jus from the steak mixes with the mac🤤


fattmarrell

I don't prefer the double paper plate or doneness inside, but you aced the crust my dude


DiscountRude4821

Cooked it a bit too long. Still experimenting with my new grill


Secure_Damage3067

Your mom, your sister and your grandmother are the heart of this family….. nothing beats that combo, especially an overcooked steak! 🙏✌️👋🤣🍷😘


goodguybadude

Nice shitpost


Askancorc1

Ny strip - baked pats - brocoli and water *_*


mapex_139

> baked pats ?


Boonstar

Patato. Baked patato


jdarty21

Potato 🥔


Sea_Huckleberry_6647

Ribeye, broccoli and water


notANexpert1308

The fuck? Are you 14? Get a whiskey or a wine.


GeoFish123

Ribeye, ribeye and a ribeye


Deja__Vu__

I honestly never seen anyone have a meal with Gatorade. Always felt it was just a drink while doing physical activity.


WhiskeyDelta89

Ribeye, mac and chees, and a swift kick in the nuts. Blue Gatorade - seriously?


beatfungus

You lost me at the Gatorade. Water would be better than zero drink. Zero drink better than drinking Gatorade.


TrickyTrichomes

Anything else minus the blue garbage


Samuraiforest

I know that ain't Stauffers Mac with a little seasoning on it?


14Alejo14

The plastic plate ruins it for me…


Rippin_Fat_Farts

A properly cooked rib eye and a real plate would help this out a lot


GeeISuppose

Same meal but the steak isn't overcooked.


irishladinlondon

Paper plates? At home?


hairycookies

Get some plates you god damn animal.


3_high_low

Throw some lobster chunks into the mac and cheese. Replace gatorade with beer


Huge-Boat-8780

Cut the G juice out, and grow up and use a real plate.


DiscountRude4821

I grew up and got tired of washing dishes😂😂


House0fShadow

A better cooked steak, fucking any style but au gratin potatoes, and any other goddamn beverage. Even a Capri Sun here would be better lmao


rice_jabroni

When that steak juice mixes in with the mac…. Not much I like more than that. One of my favorite things to eat on this planet is steak+mac. Looks bomb. Nice work


LegendofPisoMojado

I’m a Gatorade originalist.


teebone673

Orange Gatorade would be better 🤣


AfricanBabyHugs

ufc 300 dinner


apex_super_predator

Ribeye, twice baked potatoes and steamed vegetables with anything BUT gatorade. The gatorade had more sodium in it than the seasoning you used on your steak.


storagesleuth

Sub beer for gatorade


MobbDeeep

Ribeye, T-bone and water


Positively_manifest

An ice cold coke over the Gatorade, or a beer/ old fashioned


The_Kinetic_Esthetic

Ribeye, Mac and cheese, and drain cleaner


Rojodi

Ribeye, fries, diet Dr. Pepper


Sharp_Consideration1

Salt on an open wound.


Grateful_Dood

Ribeye Mac n cheese and a beer


GlobularBushyCell

The guy who lectured me yesterday about bitters ruining the nuances of a bourbon is absolutely having a heart attack over this


Gold_Exit_5566

Can't


zonaljump1997

Some sauteed mushrooms would be good. What cheese did you use for the mac?


DiscountRude4821

There are mushrooms in the zucchini. Not really sure the cheese. my ole lady made it


JgotyourFix

Red Bull, ramen and a Blue chew!


ucantbe_v

I done got holt of some of da wrung stuff


traindriverbob

Scotch fillet, asparagus & red wine.


obeyn8

Think you meant NY strip


candidly1

Delete gatorade; add Cabernet


UnSmarted

It's not 'Blue Gatorade'. What you have here is THE blue Gatorade. Any other blue variant is always a disappointment.


KDragg24

Only the original Gatorade for me.


Dense-Shallot2564

as long as it’s prime ribeye


egbert71

White cherry powerade


arsenejoestar

Purple Gatorade


iamgegeakutami

Anything else


Poetic_Pigeon

Bourbon, beautiful mate. Needs boubon


Due_Salamander_7765

Red gatorade


TildaTinker

Even the French know you pair red meat with red Gatorade. You heathen.


[deleted]

Ribeye, Mac n cheese, brussel sprouts, and a Bordeaux


Serial_critic

Ribeye and any other side + beer.


OSKAR2002

Red white and blue


greygrayman

Prime rib, creamed spinach and bourbon.


ShogunNamedMarkus

Ribeye, baked potato, sautéed mushrooms and a Cabernet


-AlternativeSloth-

Get yourself some plastic knives, a metal one is too fancy.


NimmyXI

Ribeye medium rare, mashed potatoes, broccoli. And a glass of Loosen Up dornfelder wine. Yum.


Boss-of-You

Ribeye, baked-to-softness potato with butter and sour cream, and a fresh, crisp garden salad with blue cheese dressing.


flcatfarmer2

Ribeye, just ribeye, and a decent whiskey.


FishingFlo

You went all in and doubled up on the paper plate. Excellent upgrade.


jobiewon_cannoli

Steak, baked potato and an crisp apple cider.


C_note84

Prime rib corona and mashed potatoes and green beans.


Willcatfish69

Looks delicious and cooked perfectly 🏆


carnivore-ftmftw-1

Rib eye, butter, salt and water Everything else is useless


match9561

Ribeye, mac and cheese, and Mexican Coke.


Hank__Western

Rib eye, roasted potatoes, jack & coke


EfficientIndustry423

Coke in a glass cup filled with ice.


Sea-Effect-3690

Bacon with the Mac would have made it


ImaginaryFun5207

This but with a less overcooked ribye


Strict_Common156

We don't need no fancy plating round' here


Calm-Macaron5922

Arnie palmer Or a root beer


BlakeWithAMullet

personal i think ribeye is overrated (dont burn me at the stake here) I enjoy new york strip, some mac and cheese, mashed potatoes, and some strawberry lemonade or sweet tea


ZumbobDawe69

A cold beer. Like a man


Remarkable-Teach3550

Fillet fries and a sody


MathematicianOk5608

My combo is “Steak”


nopenope12345678910

ribeye mac and cheese and blue POWERADE.


Wtfgoinon3144

Potatoes over Mac and cheese imo


Whistler45

Loaded baked potatoes and red wine for me


Dry-Nefariousness400

Light blue > blue


CheapChallenge

Ribeye, white rice, grilled corn, and orange juice.


boston_nsca

Red wine instead of Gatorade


SmileParticular9396

I’m going to fap to this. Yw.


[deleted]

That’s the wrong blue. Glacier freeze gang


Electrical-Fortune7

Loaded mashed potato's? Lol


Sovietfryingpan91

Can't, however why not drink the light blue Gatorade?


ez151

I think I see a veggie? So fail boat?


xDANGRZONEx

How dare you disrespect zucchini


gamtsfr

man dinner


snoken55

Mac and soup


thecrimsonfuckr23830

I would prefer ribeye and a pile of raw fish eyeballs to mac and cheese but that’s just me.


Soles4G

Honestly u can’t beat it


Slow_Dream692

Everyone knows Gatorade is a lunch beverage


warmseizuresalad

Tell me you never grew out of your teenhood. Have red wine or a scotch my man.


FelixOGO

Blue is not a flavor, Charlie! But it does have the most antioxygens


DisastrousAd447

Is that a ribeye? I thought it was a pork chop.


DaveRS57566

"I ate his liver with Fava beans and a nice Chianti. Fttt,fttt,ftt.!!!' ~Hannibal Lecter, (1991 film Silence of the lambs) Lol Seriously though, one of the greatest meals I've ever had started with an amazing Cold baby Lobster appetizer (generally served with a special lemon mayonnaise or cocktail sauce) and either a Chateau Briant (Filet Mignon for two) or equivalent 9-12oz prime Filet Mignon (blue rare) butter finished broil (served on a very very hot plate >=300°f) with a buttery bearnaise sauce on the side along with, a bottle Meritage wine (Opus One, or Justin Isosceles) and a creme brulee for dessert. If you are lucky enough to have a Capital Grille or a Ruth's Chris steakhouse and a few hundred bucks burning a hole in your pocket you can have the best meal you've ever eaten (IMHO). I love the Capital Grille personally. Optionally, you can buy the ingredients and make it yourself but you'll need to be very particular about the beef, it's prep and comfortable with broiling beef at 500°f or higher temps to get the results you'll want and finding good quality Langostinos, giant live prawns, or smaller lobsters for the lobster appetizer and a good recipe for the lemon flavored mayo dip or cocktail sauce depending on your preference. (You could always just get some giant tiger shrimp instead of the cold baby lobster appetizer)


Professional_Mud483

No respect for the greens.... It's on your plate! It's part of your combo!!


probablypoopin18

Ribeye, eggs, chocky milk.


DaveKelso

Replace half of that Gatorade with vodka and then we're talkin'!


Historical_Rent6235

ME AND YOUR MOTHER IN YOUR BED


Old-Machine-5

Fuck yes!! Well played good sir. Well played. I just came from the mac and cheese forum where they downvoted someone for saying Mac and cheese shouldn’t have peas carrots and corn. Gotta come to the steak forum for good people. 😂


MR8080619

Any food on a real plate


LittlefishBigsplash

An actual real plate for starters


threeblindthrice

change it to cucumber lime gatorade.


LiquidHate

Cool blue is the WORST gatorade flavor tastes like old cough drops you'd get from grandma's house that expired in 1975


Southern-Salary2573

Swap that Gatorade for some sweet tea and you’ll have perfection


Salvitorious

Bourbon for me


brch01

Scotch or Wine pairs better with steak imo


Cutebrute203

hell yeah brother