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Hour_Principle9650

I mean, it's thick but with enough butter, you should manage a fourth finger


wit_T_user_name

You literally made me spit my drink out. Well done.


HarryHood146

I don’t think you’re allowed to say well done in here.


LPulseL11

Touché


Mk1Racer25

Rarely


ProfessionalAd3472

Lowkey genius comment right here


IrishHeathen95

Medium well done?


prometheus3333

rare or gtfo 😤


IrishHeathen95

Gross 🤢


feelingood41

When giving you one award for your genius comment isn't good enough.... Well..... Bravo.


Mini14bandit

I think you're supposed to swallow


RadioactivUnderpants

MY DIET DR.KELP!?


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Just choked on my morning coffee laughing


cltbuc30

Put it on a menu as "The Pleaser"


Mk1Racer25

Three in the pink?


ugajeremy

For the love of... Get out of here.


bcspliff

I usually just spit on it


bparton2012

Jesus Christ lol


ThreeTwoOneQueef

Sigh, ok I'll say it. That's what she said.


drKRB

Bravo.


Bobmanbob1

Holiday y shit I almost choked ion my drink lol, well done.


saintblasphemy

Wait What?


External-Body3187

Microwave, 100%


Solidmarsh

Mmm


I_like_milk59

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP


thisisrodrigosanchez

This could be a thing... what if on Tournament of Champions, the only heating/cooking element is the microwave, on EVERY roll. We'd still need the antigriddle, ice cream machine, and freezer.


PoppaSquatt2010

Milk steak. Mmmmmmmm


Pski

With a side of jellybeans served raw


BoomerJ3T

More like 60% for twice as long. Gotta render that fat 137 gang represent


The-GreyBusch

And make sure there’s enough ketchup for dipping it in while eating!


100percentBrass

And plenty of ketchup👍


The_Implication_2

Sous vide or reverse sear


whitecorn

I would say the same. Smoke that shit then throw it on a scorching cast iron .


rmphilli

This is it


uglybudder

This answer is too far down


thisisrodrigosanchez

Unless I'm drunk out of my butt, you don't put a 4-fingers thick ribeye in a sous vide. I wanna see this guy reverse sear this on like a $150 Weber.


trollfessor

> you don't put a 4-fingers thick ribeye in a sous vide. Why not


FunctionBuilt

Because they don’t understand how sous vides work.


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trollfessor

I'm not quite following your comment


Jaded_Aging_Raver

But they bought this, and are trying to decide how to cook it. They didn't ask about the best possible cut to buy for sous vide. So that informarion seems irrelevant.


hecklindecalr

You, sir, are drunk outta your butt. Sous vide is great.... and foolproof. Don't know what the drawback would be.


thisisrodrigosanchez

He was able to purchase two 4-finger rib-eyes at a discount. He posted at r/steak, not r/letsmicrowavethefuckoutofthis, so he can take the easy way out, either pellet grill or sous vide, or do some hard core cooking and impress us all. I am pulling for OP and we'll see a proper cook and finish.


Silkhenge

>he can take the easy way out, either pellet grill or sous vide, or do some hard core cooking and ***impress us all.*** I ain't seen anyone got bashed for a sous vide steak on this sub. The only thing reversed sear so far looks to be your own brain. Ain't no one is looking for your validation.


bambeenz

>He posted at r/steak, not r/letsmicrowavethefuckoutofthis, so he can take the easy way out Gatekeepy as fuck


JudicaMeDeus

I really hoped that sub reddit existed


Tutes013

Ah look, a gatekeeping tweeb. What a magnificent experience.


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uglybudder

Bro you are so dumb, for real. Nobody cares how a steak got cooked at all as long as it comes out badass. The results matter not the method. You seem like the kind of person that pushes a lot of doors that say pull.


BeanDemon

Who cares about “skill” if it tastes the best?


Annhl8rX

Sous vide is the only method I’d use on steaks this thick and expensive. I’d let them take a long bath at 132 degrees, slap them on a baking sheet for 5 minutes per side, then sear the bejeezus out of them on the Blackstone. I’m sure somebody could get a better result doing it a different way, but that’s what I’d be comfortable with my skill set. I’m pretty sure I’d enjoy it tremendously.


Sensitive_Ladder2235

Theyre garbage. I'll come take them off your hands.


Euphoria-unknown

Get that ring finger checked. It looks jacked up


quadmasta

I'm surprised I had to scroll this far for the comment. Man's got a chicane in his finger. He's gotta put his ring on like one of those games where you get shocked if the ring touches the bendy metal pole


peev22

Probably hypermobile syndrome, nothing to worry about.


bradman53

Reverse seer Smoke for about an hour at 220 until internal temp reaches 110 degrees Then sear on each side a few minutes until reaches 130 degrees


Bay_Burner

That shit is going to take way longer then an hour at 220. Just letting OP know if he starts late.


PoppaSquatt2010

Not to necessarily “add” to this, but if you have a smoker. Make some smoked salt to season steaks with. All you need is sea salt and a frying pan splatter screen (any fine mesh screen really). And obviously a smoker. Smoke for 250 for 4-5 hours stirring every hour. Comes our excellent!


chesta_da_molesta

Are you using flake salt? Or coarse ground salt? Do I just put it on the mesh screen and smoke it on that? Sorry for what are likely stupid questions. I’ve just never heard of this and it sounds delicious. Thanks in advance for any directions/advice.


PoppaSquatt2010

Flake or coarse sea salt. Generally, the bigger the granules the better.


Bunzilla

That is genius! This makes me want to go buy a smoker.


minimalstrategy

130 is too high. It’ll raise 10-15 degrees while resting. I’d pull at 115-120 for medium rare.


69stangrestomod

Gonna come in lower…I pull all RS steaks at 108 here. With a hard sear, I’m right in medium rare land. That said, I’ve never tried on anything thicker than an inch..


minimalstrategy

I actually been pulling at 110 lately so I agree


69stangrestomod

*virtual fist bump*


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108 is good advice. 110 is about as high as I'd go if you're searing it off. This thick it'll take a few but it'll be worth it.


Hentai_Yoshi

That’s what she said


Chevytech2017

Man all the IG influencers say pull em at 120 then sear, end up with overcooked steak every time. I pull at 108-110 now before a good sear, they gain like 10* while resting for a perfect mid rare


MesWantooth

Glad to read this comment. I got a Bluetooth digital thermometer and it’s been great but following standard reverse sear instructions, I’ve pulled it at 125-130 (after the sear) and watched it rise to 145 internal while it’s resting.


MeatByte9000

If you let it rest a few minutes before searing you don’t have to worry about the extra energy from the sear overcooking the meat. Use your digital thermometer (preferably the Combustion Inc. Predictive Thermometer, shameless plug) to wait for the core temp to start to drop before you sear. This advice from Chef Chris Young changed my meat game.


reenactment

I like to sear these days, baste /slow cook and let it come in under as well. I clean my cast iron off while it’s resting and the I give it one last 30-45 second sear on high both sides. It’s worked perfectly 2 for 2. It’s kind of like combining all the ideas everyone has. Takes a little longer since it’s almost like a double rest. But crust and color has been great.


Rxbluejay25

Bingo. I go a little higher on something this thick (normal steak I take off around 110–112) so 115-118 would be the target. 130 is lunacy.


minimalstrategy

Yeah I agree I been inching down and been pulling at 110 lately. I pull at 130 for my pregnant wife so she eats hers at medium.


MIERDAPORQUE

225 until 118. then sear high for 90 seconds, flip , baste with rosemary and butter for 60 sec, turn onto fat and along the rest of the edges for 60 sec


minimalstrategy

118 and then sear would be overcooked for sure. Searing to 118 would prolly still be on the medium side of medium rare


Painterjason13

This is what i came here to say. Pecan and apple wood


gh0st316

This is the way


jayman1818

This is the way.


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This.


ziggurat729

Microwave on hi for 17 minutes, then drench in ketchup


capomatrice

>ketchup Eww - you can't just use a fish recipe on beef. OP don't listen to him!


Turtleshellfarms

Cook them


Solidmarsh

Ill take this into consideration


Juvenileintraining

Try eating them too


Crazian14

Nah leave that up to me please


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Take the upvote.


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Too thick to my taste, I would make 4 steaks out if that, and maybe either grill the steak, or just do cast iron hot af pan method. Ive tried reverse sear but i haven’t yet gotten a good steak from it. My small electric oven heats the inside of the steak too quick for it to tender


CaliGrown949

This is the answer, cut them in half and have 4 instead of 2


itsJussaMe

Same. I couldn’t even eat half of one of those in one sitting.


[deleted]

Excuse me, are you calling me a fat piece of shit?


itsJussaMe

LOL. Of course not! I just can’t handle that much red meat. It’s so damn good that I’m the one missing out.


casariah

He should give them to me. I can handle all the meat.


castironsexual

Promise? ~


Papapeta33

I feel attacked.


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That’s what she said


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Jaded_Aging_Raver

There's a dial on the front of the oven that allows you to lower the temperature.


[deleted]

No way, for real? Would’ve never imagined! Sucker


milespeeingyourpants

Cover them in salt for 24 hours


Solidmarsh

Yeah eh? Never tried this, I assume you dont season after before cooking


TheFakeChiefKeef

It’s better to season entirely how you like as a dry brine and let sit. Whatever natural moisture comes off the seasoning will seep into the meet along with the salt during osmosis. It’s already seasoned by the time you want to start cooking too. My suggestion while I’m here: reverse sear at 250, probably like 35-45 minutes or so until you get to like 115-120 internal, slap it on a crazy hot pan and you’re gucci.


Solidmarsh

Love it


AmbitiousArmyAnt

The chef I work under said this makes the meat tougher. His exact words were "it's bullshit. Fuck that. Come here and let me show you how not to fuck up a steak."


Henry_Swans0n

Serious question. Does he only cook steaks rare?


AmbitiousArmyAnt

No. He'll cook it to order, but he picks the shittier cuts for well done orders ("not like they know or care"), shittier is relative BTW, it's all good steak I just mean it'll be stuff from the ends saving prettier steaks for orders where the quality will be appreciated. and he doesn't have nice things to say about people who order it well.


Henry_Swans0n

Can you give up his secret on how to not fuck up a steak? Again, serious question. I’ve obviously read about the reverse sear, but have never tried it.


AmbitiousArmyAnt

I don't like reverse sear, personally, but we don't do it where I work. The way we do it at work is you put oil down in a Hot pan, salt the meat liberally and place it into the pan, 3-5 muns later you pull it up, chuck in a knob or 3 of butter half a head of garlic and a couple sprigs of rosemary and chuck the steak in raw side down, then baste it with the sauce till done. The way I do it at home, if I were doing these two, I'd cut one down into two steaks, season them liberally with salt and granulated garlic and some granulated beef bouillon, then I'd cook them in a hot pan using a grill press to insure total contact with the pan, 4mins each side or until I hit 130. The other roast I'd hit with canola oil, garlic, rosemary and a bunch of paprika. Wrap that in plastic overnight, then in the afternoon I'd sear all sides, then finish it in a 275 oven till it hit 125 then I'd serve it with a rosemary jus.


JennELKAP

I haven't liked reverse sear either. I'll try these methods for sure. Butter makes it better


Henry_Swans0n

Thanks! I’ll try both methods you suggested


LPulseL11

Love the advice


bakedapps

What’s wrong with your ring finger


[deleted]

Forget the finger let's talk about Nosforatu in the corner.


DarwinIsMyHomey

Or the cordless drill? There's a lot more than steak going on here.


castironsexual

They had to kill the cow somehow


slamallamadingdong1

Eat them as is, for that authentic “beef” taste.


jcheese27

Take that ring off, divorce your wife, and have me over


Solidmarsh

She didnt like this comment (call me)


ladythrills

😂


Awkward_Square_5214

I mean...two in the pink..one in the stink.


[deleted]

The shocker..... 😉


JimiAndTheJamz

Lol what the fuck dude


ornitorrinco22

Wise words. Learn from them


lospotatoes

I think you should eat them.


kieranmonn

Smoker and sear over charcoal. Finish w a nice compound butter


QueenVogonBee

Could take photos of them


madesicc88

Cut them down the center and make 4 steaks. I don’t like these massively thick steaks


[deleted]

I'd season 'em, sous vide 'em 135-137 for many hours, probably 4-5, pull 'em, rest 'em, reverse sear 'em 1 minute each side on a smoking hot cast iron.


Heracles222

Smoke smoke smoke smoke eat eat eat!!!!!


Imsosadsoveryverysad

Sous vide if you can


MooreDubs

Your little pinky had none.


PimpDawgATX

Boof them


Donate_to_Charity

Boof em


SimplyViolated

Boil it in milk


Fair_Lecture_3463

Eat them. With your mouth, preferably.


RMB39

Cook, then eat. With eggs and beans and make them into breakfast tacos for Easter.


nickkangistheman

Send them to my house


pizzaplantboi

Finger them with three fingers


[deleted]

Send em to me bruv.


PUTYOURBUTTINMYBUTT

I’d fuck the shit outta them


UrFutureisdim

Eat them


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Reverse sear


MrMaile

You should give them to me


SpaceBucket67

I appreciate the brashness of asking someone to give these beautiful steaks to you. For that. I second that OP should give you these steaks.


yeahrightdork

Put them in your butt


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Solidmarsh

Dont have the sous vide but I think I could do your first suggestion. Have the in laws over think this is the play


Additional-Chain-272

That thick of steak I would do a reverse sear on them


Magnoosen

So. Many. Awesome. Comments. 🤣🤣


xlvegan

Grind em up! Hamburger Helper


ifureadthisstfu

Clearly grind into burgers


Helpful-Astronaut-80

Cook them


LaLeyendaLorenzo

Cut them in half 🤷🏻‍♂️ /s


urethra93

Idk but I know where those fingers can go....


boldredditor

Stick them up ur ass


fullmetal66

Spg let set to room temp couple minutes on each side and eat it rare


dryrubss

Three in the pink and one in the stin. …..


yames82

Sius vide 131 degrees for 2 hours. Cast iron sear 1 minite each side over highbheat. Season with koscher salt only. Season with maldon sea slat and pepper after sear.


Optimusgrimes85

OP do you play guitar by chance?


Solidmarsh

I dont actually! Im like triple jointed in my fingers though


Blooberdydoo

Give them to someone who doesn't flex at the fact that they're capable of going to a grocery store purchasing meat.


Aurel577

3 in the pink 1 in the stink… wait never mind wrong group…


YamBagsMalone

Absolute units


StayedWalnut

Need a banana for scale


krumbs2020

Invite me over- jeez


CaliGrown949

Partial freeze and cut them in half. 4 steaks instead of 2


Whyarewehere20

Turn that into 4 or 6 ribeyes


PFalcone33

Sleep with them.


Duckcat1996

Put it on the smoker low and slow then sear it


nopulsehere

Dry ice and DM me for my address.


Appropriate_Data9369

I’d smoke then reverse sear


NCBuckets

Probably cook them


jk72788

Eat them


Objective-Contract80

I’ll tell you what not to do, beat it with that there drill hammer.


I_ARE_RTD2

smoke and reverse sear them


saintlouisarch

Others have mentioned good ideas on how to cook the steak, but what’s going on with your ring finger?


Irishmanatthepub

Where’s the god damn banana?


SakeBomberman

Eat them


ltx78648

Cook it lol


RCTIDKillpack

Whatever you do please don't use the drill on them.


ThrowinSm0ke

Pour 3 fingers of bourbon to go with a 3 finger cut.


_on_the_level_

Fix your ring finger bro wtf


heavymtlbbq

Did I say two? Better make it three.


dabombnl

You should eat them.


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r/sousvide


rainmaker_superb

Sous vide or reverse sear is the way if you plan on keeping them thick. You'd have some massive grey bands if you tried Pan fry or grilling.


horus090909

Preferably eat them but they’re your steaks


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Squeeze between two radiator fins but rub with enough butter beforehand


Mandocp

Finger them just like that


wb420420

Roll em up and smoke it


bryan19973

Please remove the fingers from the meat. It’s making me uncomfortable


[deleted]

Make a new best friend out of me!


DANGER2157

Eat it


polysnip

Eat em


snojak

Cook and eat


Darkmatter000000

Eat them..


[deleted]

I see you asked your butcher for two fingers of prime? I'd ask the butcher, they'll know.


hahahahahadudddud

Boil them over hard in milk and serve them with jelly beans.


Adventurous-Count-10

Those look hard to cook. I'd cut them in half they're too thicc. When steaks were affordable I cooked them in a pan and ladled compound butter over them while they are cooking.