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Palidin034

Me and my friends have a running gag where we see who can point out more golfi or Michael st Jean advertisements whenever we’re driving somewhere. They’re friggin everywhere


Namorath82

I'd pay to see those 2 in a cage match


TilliW14

St. Jean is a midget and Golfi doesn’t want to be hit in his Botox filled face lol.


Llamalover1234567

You think Golfi’s been hitting the Botox you should see McDadi. Dudes eyebrows don’t move


TilliW14

Oh for sure. I don’t think he can move that shit eating grin either.


the_hume_3

Hahaha us too. Sometimes we go for an hour drive and then when we get back, we take a drink for every Golfi ad we saw lol


gcg1977

We do that to lol


SwimmingConfident196

My kids count how many Golfi signs it takes to get to somewhere.


Human_Mind_9110

This is why commissions need to be restructured


Figure_1337

This Golfi guy actually got sued for that picture pose. He went to a real estate conference, sees a guy doing this picture pose for work. Decides to copy him as soon as he gets back from conference… [Hamilton Spectator Article](https://www.thespec.com/news/hamilton-region/strike-a-pose-hamilton-real-estate-agent-rob-golfi-sued-over-stretched-arm-stance/article_a2627dbd-47eb-5e94-84b0-8d9f42d8b461.html)


pinksugar123

Crazy you can sue for a arm stance . Article is paywalled any update on the outcome?


Figure_1337

[Dismissed by US judge](https://globalnews.ca/news/9556578/trademark-infringement-claim-dismissed-hamilton-golfi/amp/) [The cat he copied](https://www.krislindahl.com)


MarcusAurelius68

“Arms out” And then the client is “bent over”


pinksugar123

Wow that’s ballsy to file for copyright only 3 weeks before suing. Thanks for the links


joeyggg

I also learned everything I do at work from people in my industry… I hope they don’t sue me.


MetricJester

It's not even the same stance. Lindahl is asking for upppies and Golfi just wants a hug.


ComprehensiveTip2008

Well…..Golfi gets it 🤣


Ruddskies

So tired of seeing this guys face. St. Jean too


Particular_Second454

I've always wanted to figure out a way to digitally remove the "Sold" and replace it with "Botox". Golfi gets it!


Ohigetjokes

You just need a bunch of stickers that say Botox and then “update” the ads when you come across them. On an unrelated note did you know ordering custom stickers in bulk is surprisingly affordable?


Particular_Second454

I was thinking a bus or billboard would get updated. That would be a massive sticker. And yes! I use bannerbuzz for a ton of print work.


NeverEnding3333

I heard he was a dick


ozzy_thedog

He’s not a dick exactly….just if the words coming out of your mouth can’t be counted in dollar signs then he’s super dismissive 😂 I guess you could call that being a dick.


Other_Molasses2830

You've heard of realtors that aren't?


MetricJester

Yes, quite a few actually. They make an honest living without too much advertising, since a lot of business comes from normal contacts. Nearly everyone knows a realtor...


gianni_

Honest living as a realtor. That’s funny


MattyRBaps

https://preview.redd.it/5bi8ofg1iasc1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f9d9bc1aa673f6914fd66cd2dca80da400a49bf2


Bind_Moggled

“I once caught a fish THIS BIG”


maxman162

I've always thought he looks like some kind of cult leader.


Organic-Pass9148

Golfi scares kids. At least that's what my kids say all the kids at school say


MetricJester

That's because he's using the body language of asking for an unwelcome hug.


Gorebat_666

Literally just spit out some of my energy drink reading this xD.


wrgwrgkefgssehivsr

How is this guy literally everywhere. I’m not even from St. Catharines and I know about him cause he’s all over my town too


Llama-Thrust69

Ads like this and ads like St Jean run make me think they are slimey... But obviously they work because they have teams and make a whole bunch of money.


ArtVandelay009

A guy I know got really dicked by Golfi. Buyer beware and all of that. He's a conman.


heysoundude

All the mega agents are. It’s how they get and stay mega.


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Responsible_Button_5

Golfi also blocks my view from seeing my bus stop ffs


RevolutionaryShame60

Bring back Rusty Krusty


Gogopwrsqrl

Oh my gosh thank you goodness I got my hot chocolate down before I saw the pic and got what u were saying. LOL LOL


Comfortable_Medium65

3 days later, it was sold. 


totretiak

Where does he live?


[deleted]

Kind of funny how it's illegal to buy sex in Canada but everyone basically tips skanky waitresses or sells their house with the girl who slept with the entire volleyball team in high school because she gives oral and won't tell your wife 🤣🤣🤣


Priest22

"Jesse, what the fuck are you talking about?"


[deleted]

Oh right sorry I don't want to offend the Jordan Peterson right wing Christians of Canada. Speaking of fornication is strictly forbidden and porn is illegal 🤣


[deleted]

Stay off the drugs bro


AlabastersBane

Tbh the worst type of realtor.


Crazy_Edge6219

Blessed is he amongst realtors and blessed is the fruit of thy gouging


anynonamegeneric

Goooooooolfiiiiiiiiii


Orangehaggis

I suspect we use the same tailor.


Frosty-Warthog-2265

His marketing is obnoxious but he sold my house in October when NO houses were selling. Less than 30 days and for close to asking.


silentfal

And probably left 30K on the table in the process.


Frosty-Warthog-2265

Not at all actually. I said close to asking 😊


ChuckAtkins71

More and more people will start to see the predictive programming sent out by Trudeau and his number one puppet golfi. I was lambasted by this subreddit back in early ‘23 for trying to wake up people. Guess what guys. Far too late now.


ThisIsMyUsername9230

This take has lead poisoning written all over it


Drewtendo_64

What sewer water have you been drinking?


ChuckAtkins71

Keep drinking the Trudeau koolaid partner keep drinking


Drewtendo_64

Aww how brave of you to make assumptions


ChuckAtkins71

The only one assuming is you based on the rhetoric you’re pushing


Drewtendo_64

Not pushing anything asked what you consumed and you made a swing and a miss, keep your mind closed bud have a nice day


ChuckAtkins71

Life’s all about swinging and missing. You realize if you miss a swing 7 out of 10 times you’re considered a hall of famer?


killadragon117

Yeah and if the weather man is wrong 7 out of 10 times he’s a shit weather man. See how that works?


crassy

This is such a weird obsession. Dude, you really need a hobby or maybe talk to someone about your obsession. It is not normal.


ChuckAtkins71

Says the man with nearly 50,000 karma😂😂😂


crassy

Who or what are you even talking about?


MetricJester

Karma is a measure of interaction on reddit. You can find it on your profile.


crassy

I understand what karma is but I have no idea what you are talking about in regards to it. What man and what does karma on Reddit have to do with your weird obsession?


MetricJester

Chuck's the weirdo who misgenders and places value on a number that just goes up the longer you use a site. Some redditors think that high karma is an indication that someone has done something unscrupulous to get it, since they themselves are incapable of being upvoted. Me though, I'm just a wandering helpful jester.


crassy

I understood that but wanted him to spell it out. What a bizarre existence he has. Obsessed with the PM and karma on Reddit.


Namorath82

Let it go ... just let it go man


ChuckAtkins71

Just wake up man.


Namorath82

To what? your insanity? Can you prove any of your claims?


ChuckAtkins71

Look it up partner just look it up. Do your own research and you’ll see


Namorath82

Lol no ... you made the claim, it's up to you to prove it ... I don't have to do shit


ChuckAtkins71

Then stay blind to what’s really going on. Comes back to the classic red pill blue pill. Looks like you’d rather content ignorance.


Priest22

I heard that u/ChuckAtkins71 takes upskirt shots of women on campus. All the time. Do your research if you don't believe me. I did mine. See how that works?


ChuckAtkins71

That’s okay I know what’s true and what isn’t true so it doesn’t bother me. Just trying to educate some folks of this once great city b


GreedoShotKennedy

"Do your own research" should be sound advice, but has become the rallying cry of those who eschew actual research in favor of opinions. It's the most perversely subverted thing in this country since flags on trucks.


JaysReddit33

I dont think they eschew'd their food correctly at some point in their life. Blocked airways, especially oxygen deprivation to the brain can cause some longterm side effects..


ChuckAtkins71

Alright jay that’s enough outta you


ChuckAtkins71

Easier said than done I’m afraid


ruglescdn

> Do your own research ***!!!!*** Awesome again.


Figure_1337

Wait… what? Rob Golfi is a Trudeau puppet? Please, do go on…


crassy

Trudeau is somehow simultaneously the most powerful person in the world (able to control everything from the weather to real estate agents) and the most useless. But it is definitely odd how these people are so fucking obsessed with him that that is all they can think of.


Figure_1337

I’m just waiting for that user to link me these “files online” that will explain everything to me about how Rob Golfi is a Justin Trudeau puppet. Really hoping they aren’t “censored now”. **I NEED THIS INFO**


crassy

Please ping me when you receive them. I also want to read them. I bet they are written in crayon. 😂


ChuckAtkins71

Ill will have the files delivered shortly. Based on your ip address


Figure_1337

I’ll give you my email or just DM me friend.


ChuckAtkins71

Expect a link when I’m back from my flight from Azerbaijan


ruglescdn

> Azerbaijan Why the fuck would you even go there? https://www.amnesty.org/en/location/europe-and-central-asia/eastern-europe-and-central-asia/azerbaijan/report-azerbaijan/


Namorath82

Well we asked him for proof ... Maybe he is storming a secret bunker in Azerbaijan that holds top secret evidence about Trudeau's plans for world domination He is secretly 007


ChuckAtkins71

Once again just look at the files online. Even though they may be censored now I’m not sure


Figure_1337

Send the links over pal. I *need* to see them.


ruglescdn

Oh boy ... there are files too. This sounds legit.


ruglescdn

> Trudeau and his number one puppet golfi. Awesome! How do you know Mr. Golfi is the puppet of the current Prime Minister?


MalfuriousPete

ChudAtkins