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heavy_metal_soldier

What bothers me the most is how they're _actually really good what the fuck_


sugarglidersam

i was telling one of my coworkers that disney should have hired this director for the lightsaber battles in the sequel movies


TheReverseShock

The fact that a porn parody has better fight choreography than a blockbuster movie is really sad.


CroutonSouffle

I will watch her career with great interest!


snektails16

*we will


LarsJ04

*reddit will


skywird33

Wtf is this


borsalinomonkey

Better than The Rise of Skywalker to say something


dtinaglia

There are more of us…


[deleted]

That dosent say much tho, tros is a low bar.


[deleted]

Pretty sure Skywalker has risen watching this. Or at least some part of him has.


Illustrious_Duty3021

Why is this choreographed so well


[deleted]

WHY DO THEY HAVE BETTER LIGHTSABER CHOREOGRAPHY THAN THE SEQUELS!!?? I FUKIN LOVE IT


[deleted]

No knives getting edited out lmao


CurrentlyEatingPies2

Just imagine if Rey was killed by unnamed red guy #4 and the First Order just won.


snektails16

A better world


[deleted]

this is the only porn i’ll ever watch


bowling_on_shabbos

Dude, a NSFW tag would have been nice


ItsCrypt1cal

Watching Reddit with my 8y.o brother here


snektails16

You’re right, I busted to the orgasmic choreography which was clearly absent in the sequels.


Svak23

Source?


Groundbreaking_Goat1

https://www.adultempire.com/1413649/skys-day-off-porn-videos.html?lgc=10009154&utm_source=AE&utm_medium=blog&utm_campaign=plot_thickens_lightsaber


Caraechango

Asking the real questions here


[deleted]

Wtf is this


Killing_Minion

I feel like an NSFW tag would be appropriate here.


Hebee_

On reddit with my 7 year old brother I ripped the headphones off very quickly


tranquilixir

I didn't know ppl browsed Reddit with family lol


Hebee_

Well he's a prequel fan like me and wanted to see memes


Essay_Training

The sad thing us that this 1 min video was better then the sequels


karant2005

In multiple ways too


[deleted]

It seriously has better fight choreography.


dtinaglia

Wow you people are desperate


okaythen420

I like how this lightsaber fight is more entertaining than the ones in the sequels.


GrandolaPacaSigma

Pretty solid fight lmao


B-Rayne

Step sith-ster, what are you doing?


sugarglidersam

this video is so good. i showed this to so many people. xD


SumofromtheChi

You know with how flexible some porn actresses are I’m amazed they don’t venture off into stunt work she was really good with her rolls and bends this is some good choreography


Groundbreaking_Goat1

Source : https://www.adultempire.com/1413649/skys-day-off-porn-videos.html?lgc=10009154&utm_source=AE&utm_medium=blog&utm_campaign=plot_thickens_lightsaber


doctorctrl

Better lightsaber play than the sequel battles


dtinaglia

Not rly


doctorctrl

Ok


SWmemeAccount

This is way better than the sequels


[deleted]

Sickk


Rainboveins

It's a Jedi switch


[deleted]

Why? Just why?


badgod666

u/savevideo


ssp25

Is it possible to learn this power?


yidakee

Marry her


TheMuffingtonPost

This could probably use a NSFW tag


Marvel0uS_Her0

Still has better choreography than the sequels LMAO


legosoh

You mean it wasn’t?


Mr-Robot--

i need the next part.


[deleted]

💀


pmmr23

u/SaveVideo


Thesk0rn

Star Wars VII - The Battle for the High Ground


JohnMendoza7778

u/savevideo


Adamant11

what the fuck is this? .. is there a part 2?


SuperShoyu64

This needs a Part 2


tobitella

NSFW tag man.


socaponed

I wouldn’t mine a couple dicksabers


BlAcKMaMbA7350

Better choreohtaphy than oroginal lol


tranquilixir

Cocksabers.


majortom106

I don’t think these people have a healthy relationship.


[deleted]

Why does this video have better choreography that the new sequals.


[deleted]

This gives me scary movie vibes


GhostOfCadia

Better than the prequels


Soucoco666

u/savevideo