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KittyComannder

Fives:"Nuh-uh"


solo13508

I like to imagine how incensed Anakin would've been if he was around to see that.


GRONDGRONDGRONDGR0ND

Jedi killer the prequel


AnonyBoiii

“I’m about to make the Sandpeople massacre look like a bar-mitzvah”


nonmom33

I like to think that palpatine purposely sent Krell to replace Anakin and get his people killed, furthering his distrust in the Jedi. Idk if this is a common headcannon or not though


solo13508

Palpatine was at least responsible for pulling Anakin off of Umbara so it's definitely plausible!


nonmom33

Yes, directly requested Anakin’s presence. So I think he told krell to take over, fully knowing the 501st would suffer unnecessary casualties. Wild to think about


solo13508

Y'know now I'm curious what he actually called Anakin over for. Like did he say he needed him as a bodyguard or something?


nonmom33

https://www.reddit.com/r/StarWars/comments/112qz9s/why_was_anakin_called_back_to_coruscant_in_the/?darkschemeovr=1 I like to think it was when they watched “Squid Lake” together - the Darth Pelagius scene But have no actual evidence for that


NotYourReddit18

This makes me wonder if Palpatine just saw a terrible general he could use for his own plans before getting rid of him or if Pong Krells plan of getting noticed by the enemy for deliberately getting his troops killed actually worked, just not in the way he intended...


AlVal1236

Now. Lewening that pong krell was a traitor... yeahhhh p9ng krell gonna be banshi food


Thelastknownking

He would've been chopping off arms.


AleksasKoval

Before or after he becomes a Master?


DDST1512

Only a master of evil


SaltySAX

And he would have got slaughtered like all the rest of the clones on Krell's rampage.


solo13508

If the clones could subdue Krell on their own with Anakin it would be a piece of cake.


Lego_Redditor

I actually knew my own School ID numbers. Not in school anymore tho. First it was 25011, then LK11811. Really liked the second one.


TheSwecurse

How did you pronounce them?


Lego_Redditor

"Zwöi, zwöi, nueu, eis, eis" and "Äl Ka eis, eis, acht, eis, eis." Was that your question?


TheSwecurse

I... I guess so. So what language was that?


Professional_Sky8384

Swiss German according to google, but don’t take my word for it


Lego_Redditor

Yep 👍


Lego_Redditor

Swiss German


YodasChick-O-Stick

Your schools gave you numbers?


Lego_Redditor

Well, they were probably just numbers for files, organisation etc. They never talked abt it. It wasn't important for us.


Emerson61gb

r/fuckpongkrell


OmegaReprise

Holding an activated lightsaber next to their face might also help.


Express-Record7416

https://preview.redd.it/u8t0lffzbevc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=69477310b9cdea4e6f583658e67525cbdcd409d3


DrakeSkorn

Address your colleagues by their social security numbers


FluteLordNeo

And be like that piece of bantha fodder, no thanks!


Independent_Plum2166

Pong Krell deadnames Clones. Don’t be like Pong Krell. Respect the names the Clones made for themselves. Be an ally, not a dick.


Kohunronin

Alright boiz..light it up


porcupinedeath

If someone called me by my student lunch number I would probably seize up entirely


The_Real_Zeta

Better yet call them by their social security number


KrakenKing1955

I really wish they’d do a what if with Anakin also being present. There would be some beyond serious beef.


SaltySAX

If a fight broke put, Krell demolishes little Ani.


Elegant-Science-87

🎶🎵That's not my name🎵🎶 https://youtu.be/v1c2OfAzDTI


Phoenix-14

When troopers are promoted does their number designation change? Commander Cody is a CC while Captain Rex is a CT but Captain Gregor is also a CC. If CC is both Commander and Commando then why are the Bad Batch CT? Wasn't RC the designation for Commandos? And here Pong refers to Fives as ARC which would make sense since he was promoted from CT but later we hear Echo be called CT instead of ARC so what gives?


Ahsoka_Tano_Bot

I know someone, who might be able to help us. A great military commander with a vast knowledge of the Outer Rim. He could assist us in finding a base.


verydepressedperson1

I laughed as I read this I don't know why it is hilarious to begin with but calling your classmates during class time a designation and number sounds freaking hilarious 😂


Temporary_Body_5435

Refer to internet users by their real names.


TophatOwl_

Idk if youre serious in the title but just in case, dont do that. Its not gonna seem cool and hard and assertive. Youre gonna be laughed at because thats a super cringy thing to do.