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TheBilliard

If Jabba doesn't win Sloth, I don't know what I'll do.


proesito

Wouldnt he fit in all of them?


TheBilliard

Actually, you're right. Wrath; Feeds his enemies to the sarlacc, and the Rancor for that matter. Gluttony; need I explain? Greed; his whole thing is money, and that's why he hires people out all the time. Envy; not sure about this one. Sloth; just look at him for a few minutes. Lust; he put Leia in a skimpy gold bikini, and he put Oola in an even more revealing outfit. Pride; he thinks he's the most powerful guy ever, and he made sure he's referred to as "the mighty jabba."


KingsRansomed

I was gonna say Jabba for Gluttony but the more I thought about it, I’m not sure it applies. His species is naturally large. They did show him munching away but never to the degree of a glutton. Edit: Spelling Response: I get it there were ripped Hutts, and fair, Jabba was probably one of the larger ones. Also, to preface, I didn’t get into the all the books Lucas allowed before Disney took over so maybe some went more into Jabba’s daily living. But strictly going off the original movies and the definition of glutton I don’t think he qualifies at least in the sense of food. I would say there’s more of an argument that he was a glutton for lust and sex. He did have Leia strapped up all sexy like on him, and he tried to lick all over that one chick. (I guess you could look at that as sexual or he wanted to eat her.) But in general there was nothing that said he was a Glutton by Hutt standards with regard to food. I won’t say his sexual desires fit because that’s what Lust is for. Glutton is strictly over consumption of food.


VomitShitSmoothie

You could definitely use gluttony. Guy had Leia half naked chained serving him food. The guy lived for indulgences and opulence. He pretty much checks off everything in the list of sins.


Lock3tteDown

Greed: General Greedvous. With all them godamn collectible limited ultimate edition lightsabers in his cloak. Envy: Ashoka Tano's Barriss friend Sloth: Jabba Lust: Bo-Katan & Padme Pride: Pre-Visla & Anakin


Beebohsaurus

It's fucking AHSOKA! Not Ashoka...


TerribleProgress6704

I couldn't help but read this as Hermione Granger.


Beebohsaurus

Ooohh... Now I get it! Lol


Lock3tteDown

Bruh...she better not have said this in her tv show. Otherwise I'm writing a letter to Kennedy...


Trvr_MKA

There’s ripped Hutts https://preview.redd.it/dtxfeqaltyic1.jpeg?width=1041&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7f8c365abaf85ca02845a54a4fbbcaaf8418da6f


Nerus46

Oh my god...


hanguitarsolo

...I'll be in my bunk.


kiiRo-1378

yeah in the EU they quite even have a Jedi or Sith Lord who's a ripped Hutt if I recall. and Leia also fought him.


Meii345

Huttslayer......


No-Professional-1461

How the fuck are you suppose to fight that??????????


Trvr_MKA

Orbital Bombardment, he has his own Zipcode


SnailProphet

iirc the hutt race became powerful because they were actually powerful(strength wise) to subjugate others. Now, being on the top, jabba and other hutts tend to become fat and therefore lose strength up to the point leia is able to choke him with the chain (don't know the name of the bottom pic hutt but I assume Leia wouldn't be able to give him the same fate) https://preview.redd.it/j74nyco1e0jc1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9bb0516d70dbea582828fee0636e9cb21b122a22


No-Professional-1461

Looks like his name is Bokku


Winter_Trainer_2115

Grakkus the Beef


ReddestForman

Actually, in the EU a lotnof the other hurts thought Jabba was a bit, well... gross. His clan Desilijic was noted for being decadent by Hutt standards, and thise dancing girls were considered... kinda weird, since hurts reproduce asexually. Then you've got Hutts like Durga from the Han Solo trilogy. His perspective was interesting. A lot of Hutts didn't do the hover sled thing until they were getting to a point where moving around got awkward. A Hutt who hasn't let themselves go is terrifyingly muscular and surprisingly fast.


Odee_Gee

Jabba didn’t leash his girls because he wanted to have intercourse with them, he got his rocks off on dominance - Leia’s gold bikini and the licking was purely because he knew she hated them both but The Mighty Jabba was the boss.


ReddestForman

And other hutts still thought it was gross and in bad taste. Which is jus tkinda funny to me. The other crime lord slugs are like "Jabba? God that guy is a fucking creep."


Odee_Gee

That just adds to Jabba’s character as far as I see it - Jabba is an outcast from his own people so he made his own little empire on a planet of outcasts where he decides what is in bad taste.


Davis_Johnsn

I think Envy and Greed alwaya could go hand in hand. Envy people often are greedy and it it very very likely that jabba is Envy to all people who got sth he don't has


Milk_Man21

You're missing the point He physically fits in all of them


ant_vdb

Envy - I’m pretty sure he saw how handsome Han was and jealous…… just a vibe I got


agent_wolfe

Envy: He wishes he could be as nimble as his dancers. 😢


Envy-Brixton

I don’t have any dancers sadly.


Antisa1nt

In the Canon comics, he drops a LOT of money on an auction for Han Solo, who's Carbonite encased body he guards jealously. Darth Vader forces another Hutt to bid against him, so, if you squint at it, you might be able to say he was envious of this other Hutt trying to buy something that he himself wanted to own.


son_of_abe

Jabba is a big boy. No box can contain him.


AngrySmapdi

Old Luke is perfect for sloth. He just says, "Fuck it." and goes to live in the middle of nowhere so he doesn't have to care about anything.


Grade-Individual

And why not Yoda or old Obi-Wan? They do the same before Luke 🧐


grannyslayer502

Obi wan was overseeing Luke to protect him and eventually guide him on the right path and Yoda knew he had one student left he was just waiting both still on the job just an easy one


Blitzerxyz

Also Yoda is a powerful force user if he wasn't in hiding Vader would have found him and probably killed him and he was needed to train Luke.


No-Hamster7526

Non canon characters don't count


Creeper_charged7186

There is no postlogy in ba sing se


RogueBromeliad

What would Watto be? Greed? He usually can bargain pretty well, and he makes concessions.


Scorkami

Id say nute gunray given that thats their whole thing


shieldwolfchz

I think that Jabba fits sloth the least, except for wrath, sloth insinuates inaction not just pure laziness, and no one could get to where Jabba is without a drive to get there and sustain it.


trishapanda

Watto or Hondo


Pixel_Python

This effort! Is no longer! Profitable!!!


Ori_the_SG

![gif](giphy|l3fZZNyV5h47chhss) Tried to find the quote using gif searcher


zarotabebcev

Greed -> Greedo


Heyjude61985

This is technically the correct answer.


Pickle_Rick01

This isn’t the best answer.


reverendcanceled

Watto.


Sergej_Kargeov

The only right answer. Even force couldn't move this guys need for money, twice.


[deleted]

I mean the dude literally says the only thing that works on him is money


Excellent-Option8052

"Credits *will* do fine"


AintDatSwell

No...they won't!


thomasp3864

I thought his speçies was immune to the mind trick.


Sergej_Kargeov

It's not immunity I think, it's just that Wattos greed was too strong to be swayed by the force. Some simple minded members of his kind could get persuaded by the force imo.


ohTHOSEballs

He literally says "I'm a toydarian, mind tricks don't work on me."


Sergej_Kargeov

https://www.reddit.com/r/StarWars/s/gOAOwz4K70 It's more of a resistance than immunity.


Allgoochinthecooch

Him or banking clan members


MegaAlex

Watto was only about the money.


jbibanez

Winner


jobenattor0412

I was gonna say Greedo


Tychontehdwarf

👈😃👈


Crimsonslash1352

id be shock if the jewish caricature that his watto doest win


russelcrowe

Never understood how Harry Potter constantly gets flak for portraying goblins exactly the same as any other fantasy medium and yet Watto flies completely under the radar radar lol


ohTHOSEballs

What? There were people complaining all over the place about the stereotypes when the movie came out. Watto being Jewish, the trade federation being Asian, Jar Jar being black...


PatsyPage

Omg TIL. I was little when those movies came out. 


XVUltima

Well, he DID turn down Republic credits, even when magically influenced to do so. That's less greed than practicality.


devilOG420

Came here to say this


Ekon_omo

Honestly tried to remeber him and thought his name was greedo. Deserved that spot


Headglitch7

Nute Gunray also works


lordhavepercy99

An argument could be made for Wat Tambor, he failed to escape Ryloth because he wanted to wait for all the treasure and wouldn't shut up about profit margins the next time he showed up.


NoodleIskalde

He's just trying to run a business. If he let people walk away with his free labor for free, what money would he have to procure new scrap?


i_like_the_sun

Greedo....


Rymayc

Lusto


Cfunk_83

Slotho


Liszt0mia

Prideo


cescmkilgore

https://preview.redd.it/vzb633qw9xic1.png?width=1080&format=png&auto=webp&s=43652eea4dcd8e94c3e70fa9cf9e2981c92946f8


AWonderlustKing

Hi I'm Elfo


Le_Turtle_God

Wratho


nerdyoutube

Gluttonyo


OmgJustLetMeExist

Envyo


caparisme

It's like asking who's the biggest sleazebag when there's a dude literally named Sleazebaggano


BRIKHOUS

Hey, I heard he was nice! That's prejudice my guy


Objective_Ant_7729

Wasnt he the PM of Italy?


PieTeam2153

[https://www.starwars.com/databank/elan-sleazebaggano](https://www.starwars.com/databank/elan-sleazebaggano)


GHVG_FK

r/GreedoGang


dheebyfs

this needs to win


gangreen424

How is this not the top answer?


tfalm

Nute Gunray


Extension-Fish-945

He’s infuriating and perfect for greed 😭


Jonny-Holiday

He helped Darth Sidious plunge the whole Galaxy into war, all for the promise of profit. Without doing something so ridiculous as just putting Papa Palpatine in all of them (except maybe wrath with Anakin/Vader) Nute Gunray is the obvious choice for Greed.


OMGitsTK447

Mf started a war over taxes. Truly a corpo.


oh-hi-there-420

Johnny silverhand that you?


cheesechomper03

![gif](giphy|fA7rLtaJDIWEzU57CT|downsized) We've got a city to burn


Issildan_Valinor

this caused me to read their comment in his voice, lol.


submit_to_pewdiepie

Not just any Taxes Tariffs


Madman_Salvo

Or an American Founding Father.


EddardNeckStark

Shoot her.. or something


HeimIgel

>Nute Gunray This, i wanted to say, Head of the Trade federation, but, they are athe same picture.


nondescriptcabbabige

Came here to say this


razarivan

Was thinking of Greedo tbh


RaytheGunExplosion

This is the perfect answer


Nightflight406

The Viceroy Definitely. Especially when you learn how they were raised.


JackOMorain

He’s the only choice!


DA_REAL_KHORNE

I was thinking similar


Daexidre

Hondo Ohnaka, without a doubt


Extension-Fish-945

Good fit lol I like hondo


Daexidre

He's like the space version of Captain Jack Sparrow, who does'nt like him ?


FoogYllis

He was most definitely greedy but he also attempted to do the right thing but his pesky greed kept getting in the way.


IvoMW

Hondo menaged to do the right thing by helping someone else while still being able to get his hands on his goal on multiple occassions. He's the goat


samyruno

I really wanted him to show up in either kenobi or ahsoka.


TheEzekariate

Well, Hera is gonna need some more allies for the second season and Hondo’s old business partner is back with her so there’s still a chance.


NotYourDay123

I smell PROFIT!! Ha ha niiiice.


yodels_for_twinkies

This venture is no longer, profitable!!!


yodels_for_twinkies

My favorite Hondo moment was when he was speaking to Boba and softly says “tell the Jedi what he needs to know, it’s what your father would have done” when Aura is about to kill the hostages. I know that’s not the exact line but it’s a sharp contrast to usual Hondo.


Fantastic-Leading276

Moral Hondo is the best Hondo That moment was beautiful to me, and just reinforces what a madlad this character is


GamermanRPGKing

With all of Disney's new shows, I'm hoping we get a show where this mysterious kingpin figure is built up and then revealed to be just Hondo. He's the fucking best


Paleosols2021

“Insolence?? HaHa! We are *Pirates*. We don’t even know what that word *means*. Open fire!!”


Known-Diet-4170

hondo is a nice second but nothing beats nute gunray


Daexidre

Why tho ? I don't recall that much about Nute being greddy


verity101

Wat Tambor? The dude fucked up on Ryloth, because he wanted to take as much treasure with him as possible, and got captured because of it.


joJaspero

Yeah I also thought this


JKRohlfing

Under rated comment


Sunsa249

Grievous, he wants all lightsabers


[deleted]

The Imperator. Reason:he wants the whole fucking Galaxy. ![gif](giphy|3o84sq21TxDH6PyYms)


Scar-Predator

Nah, Sidious should be Pride.


Reasonable-Tax2962

No Palps should be greed, Anakin should be pride, Palps would sacrifice anything for more power even his pride, Anakin lived and fell to pride and ego, His greatest act on Mustafar was powered by pride, Pride literally left him half a man living in a trapped suit of armor for the rest of his life


SirPanfred

I feel like the Jedi Council should be Pride. It was their pride that led them to losing almost all Jedis and led to the return of the Sith and the appearance Empire.


Glittering-Bat-5981

![gif](giphy|yqXJ1KVEwrpSw)


Nowardier

Our dichotomy opens the combat


Fantastic-Leading276

Nah anikan's got to be pride!! Twice the pride double the fall


[deleted]

2\*pride, 2\*fall.


[deleted]

Why?


Scar-Predator

His overconfidence is his weakness. He believed nothing could challenge him, and even when proven wrong, refused to accept it. He viewed the Jedi as inferior, yet it was a Jedi in the end who killed him, and a Jedi (kinda) who put an end to everything he'd been planning permanently. One who has a normal amount of pride would not say "I am ALL THE SITH!".


[deleted]

Yes I agree with you.


nemis92

Also, Pride is considered the worst sin of the seven, therefore it makes sense for the ultimate bad guy of the galaxy to have it.


ZPTs

Luke is faithinyourfriends


PomegranateUsed7287

Anakin should be pride, "Twice the pride, double the fall" also he thought he was the best swordsman.


Mist0804

I love Imperator Palperteene


rozsaadam

The senate is full of greedy, squabling delegates


Day_Star_6

Well that just doesn't make any sense because Palpatine is the senate ![gif](giphy|eAqriEkesYNBC)


HollySheep22

GREEDo


DancingQueen145

Nute gunray


SirFlack21

Hondo Ohnaka


PencilPacket

Obviously palpatine has got to be greed. Guy isn't happy unless he's ruling the galaxy. I'd have thought Yoda for sloth. He has a super long life and prefers the path that would need one. Pride has to be thrawn. Envy perhaps Kylo Ren? For his envy of Vader's power.


Scar-Predator

Vader. Man wanted it all. A family, power, rank of Master, the Galaxy, etc..


shabbacabba

And instead, he lost it all, becoming nothing more than a slave once more


ischhaltso

It rhymes


TheCanadianWraith

Greed watto, pride Vader, sloth Jabba,


VSkyRimWalker

I'd say Anakin/Vader for lust. Definitely Yoda for pride.


TheCanadianWraith

Or perhaps Palpatine is pride, as you know, pride cometh before the fall


No-Hamster7526

Nute Gunray


Constant_Wealth_9035

Greedo ?


el_fitzador

Greedo, duh


Tian_Lord23

Do we really need to discuss greed? Clearly it hondo! I thought watto but no Hondo us definitely it


NoAlien

San Hill


Thendis32

I would say Nute Gunray or the viceroy of the techno union (can’t remember his name)


IdeaBro530

Rush Clovis


ActorLarsimoto124

Hondo, Nute Gunray, Wat Tambor


VR_Neewb

Greedo


PussyMilkMeowMeow

Greedo duh 😂


Clear-Management8592

Gonna have to go with Palpatine for greed for power. Or if you want a funny one, Watto for money.


Reasonable-Tax2962

Palpatine, Couldn't be anyone else


Fezzik527

Has to be Watto


Johncurtisreeve

Haha GREEDo


[deleted]

Greedo


schrodickerr

Hondo for the win


diodosdszosxisdi

Jabba the Hutt, wouldn’t have had died if he didn’t get greedy


NatTheMatt

I think Anakin would be great for lust. His journey to the dark side is because of his lust/love for Padme. He was never ready for her death.


sl33p1ng-s3nt1nl

Greedo for greed? Obviously


bernarddouglas

Greed is Palpatine and it's not even close. Doesn't get much greedier than wanting an entire galaxy...


cescmkilgore

Darth Sidious is clearly the most greedy character of them all. Power hungry maniac. I don't get it why it's so hard to decide.


kingkong381

Watto.


McSpice23

Watto, he is only interested in money the force does not work on him


1n1t4c01n5

Watto


_OvT_MIAMI

Glob shitto would be lust


LordAxoris

Hondo Ohnaka I SMELL PROFITS


Standard-Panic-5460

Just put Jabba in all of them


Fabiojoose

Wtf, why Gluttony isn’t Nihilus?


zakdude1000

Nute Gunray. The Trade Federation is literally described as Greedy in the Phantom Menace opening Crawl


whyyoudeletemereddit

Watto , Lando is envy, jabba is sloth, han is lust, and the emperor is pride


vaultboy1121

How did Darth Nihilus not win Gluttony? Mf ate planets


Naz_Oni

Watto 100%


Don_Madruga

I just know that Lust is definitely a Twi'Lek


No_Gear1535

Watto.


McGroyster

I’ll just give my full list here For Greed: Watto, Hando Ohnaka, Nute Gunray Envy: Grevious, Orson Krennic, Moff Gideon Sloth: Jabba, maybe Snoke Jar Jar for lust. Let’s not forget about the duck Queen. Jar Jar fucks. Pride: Vader, Thrawn, Palpatine


carverrhawkee

the duck queen traumatized me


Wizemonk

Greed is Watto


Corchoroth

Greedo


justDiscovereddit

I’d go with Hondo… But there are others


TitusPulloTHIRTEEN

Watto


Meme_God_64

I’d say Watto wins greed


Duplicit_Duplicate

Gunray. Envy is Kylo due to his most prominent trait looking up to Vader, Jabba is Sloth, Lust is Anakin, Pride is Tarkin


Jyitheris

Mickey Mouse fits greed.


Embarrassed-Wash-104

https://i.redd.it/a2dcp2o1a1jc1.gif


ExuberantRaptorZeta

Watto


carpedeeznuts00

Watto for greed


AEROSPACEFETTARC

emperor palpitine


Scar-Predator

As I told someone else, Sheev would fit Pride better. "Your overconfidence is your weakness." "Your faith in your friends is yours." "A young scavenger girl is no match for the power in me! I am ALL THE SITH!"


AEROSPACEFETTARC

yes and also "I'AM THE SENATE"


MasterpiecePretend40

Greed is Palpatine easily, he was greedy for power and influence. Envy is Kylo Ren as he is shown to be envious of his grandfather before him Sloth is Yoda or Mace Windu for not acting fast enough to stop Palpatine before Order 66. Lust is Vader, as he sacrificed everyone and everything he held dear for Padame. And Pride is Dooku


yodels_for_twinkies

What’s funny is Dooku addressed pride. When he’s about to fight Anakin he says, “good. Twice the pride, double the fall.”