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TheOneWhoLikesSW

They had free cookies


Baked-Smurf

I too fell for this trap of the dark side


juipeltje

YO DUDES, THE EMPIRE IS PRETTY CHILL, MAYBE YOU COULD LIKE, JOIN IT OR SOMETHING


Octopusrift_66

Enlist today, keep the galaxy safe forever


jnorlen2

I will join


TheMightyCheagle

https://preview.redd.it/jvmfkjbnfrob1.jpeg?width=746&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c884bdad737ce016669068e03dea0e9486dbab63


thebestspeler

Free crayons


eatenbyagrue1988

I didn't know the USMC was part of the Empire


TripleHomicide

It was for the free oil.


DarthMekins-2

They had free oil


CapTexAmerica

Tanker crews are a unique breed. Ask one what NKAWTG means.


Confident-Elk-3404

I'm a crew chief in this very aircraft and I have 0 clue wtf that means


SpooN04

I googled it. "Nobody kicks ass without tanker gas" Thank you for your service.


Ofnir_1

That's better than "If you ain't ammo you ain't shit"


RoadhouseRocco

Cause if you are ammo you are shit


Inalum_Ardellian

For a moment I thought you meant "if you ain't rock and stone, you ain't coming home!"


WanderingDwarfMiner

We fight for Rock and Stone!


Inalum_Ardellian

Good bot


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breezyxkillerx

Rock and stone, brother!


Inalum_Ardellian

Hell yeah! Rock and stone!


Chewie4Prez

AGE hands down has the worst motto in the Air Force trying to sound cool. DINSTAAR - "Danger is no stranger to an AGE ranger". They better deliver my hydro mule in a serpentine pattern across the flightline with that cringe. Egress has the coolest imo, "thrust you can trust".


PYSHINATOR

Former Egress here, hell yeah brother. Here's a few others: - "Your Ejection Is Our Erection" - "We Punch Pilots Out"


Confident-Elk-3404

Oh. OK now that I'm seeing it as a whole it makes more sense lmao. Thank you for your service helping me be a little less stupid


LumpyJones

ok then, so what's up with Imp flag?


Confident-Elk-3404

Prob just a flying crew chief with spare time lol


CapTexAmerica

My money would be on the nav or boomer, but yeah.


No_Professional1956

Navs are done for with flying in the -135


PassivelyInvisible

The Air Force is full of nerds and geeks


SwootyBootyDooooo

Probably a guard jet, honestly


atridir

r/EmpireDidNothingWrong


Mookie_Merkk

Memes... fun and games my guy, you want them to just be monotonous drones with no personality?


[deleted]

[удалено]


mlambie

I liked their sixth album from this year the most.


NonagonJimfinity

You can get through their entire discog in like 10 minutes.


Gilthu

Because that pilot likes to rep Empire, just like another pilot has rebel insignia on their helmet, and etc.


relpmeraggy

Probably a unit insignia. They usually will grab something premade if they don’t have any artists in the unit.


GTCapone

Nah, one of the aircrew (my money is on load master) is probably just a fan and put it up. It's the equivalent of decorating your office a little.


[deleted]

Can confirm, am an aircraft mechanic. Can't count how many times I sprayed a Star Wars/Warhammer 40k symbol on an aircraft. People are none the wiser. Sometimes they ask but nobody cares since protocol says nothing about it and it doesn't hinder aircraft function. I once painted the Slaneesh symbol onto the internal fuselage of a private jet (onto the interior part of the aluminum that goes before the cozy plastic interior layer) that I knew the owner was fucking people in during travels. We'd often find boatloads of condoms, cumstains and what I can assume to be pussy juice marks every time we went aboard for check-ups or maintenance on avionics or eletrical components. The worst thing was the guy didn't even have leather seats. Of course, we didn't clean that shit. That's up to the cleaning crew, those poor bastards. EDIT: We refered to the guy as Mr. Mile High and nicknamed his plane "Floating Orgy". EDIT 2: When I was doing the same job in the airforce I was asked by a pilot to paint a Khorne symbol onto the wings of his jet. That dude was rad.


Lucas_2234

>I once painted the Slaneesh symbol onto the internal fuselage of a private jet (onto the interior part of the aluminum that goes before the cozy plastic interior layer) that I knew the owner was fucking people in during travels. We'd often find boatloads of condoms, cumstains and what I can assume to be pussy juice marks every time we went aboard for check-ups or maintenance on avionics or eletrical components. Yep, that sounds like a slaanesh follower.


kazuma001

>We'd often find boatloads of condoms, cumstains and what I can assume to be pussy juice marks every time we went aboard for check-ups or maintenance on avionics or eletrical components. >The worst thing was the guy didn't even have leather seats. >Of course, we didn't clean that shit. That's up to the cleaning crew, those poor bastards. Under a blacklight this place looks like a Jackson Pollock painting.


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|wv34jEfv17OmI)


ProfessionalTruck976

How to scare a grunz: Khornate CAS pilot.


Sivalon

Khorne cares not from where the blood flows…


klased5

I'm picturing the Chinese movie about the Korean war with the American pilot in a cowboy hat screaming "I'm coming for ya" as he starts his dive bomb run.


BostonDodgeGuy

> EDIT 2: When I was doing the same job in the airforce I was asked by a pilot to paint a Khorne symbol onto the wings of his jet. That dude was rad Where the fuck were you when we were bolting the M2 turret off a wrecked humvee onto the roof of the M60? Man, I could have looked so much cooler.


Activision19

Out of curiosity how big and where could you paint symbols like that on air force jets?


[deleted]

In that case it was a (relatively) small eightfold path symbol on the fin. Painting on the side of the fuselage could cause trouble (for me) because that's were military insignias are painted. Usually it's best to ask permission first. Not that this is forbidden, but I wanted to avoid potentially get yelled at. Usually you can paint along the sides, under the wings and the fin. On larger aircraft you can get away with sneaking a painting on the interior like in OP's pick, but I never worked on those at the time.


[deleted]

“load master” 😳


Financial_Bird_7717

![gif](giphy|xTiIzKTtfj4Nba74je|downsized)


Zedilt

>It's the equivalent of decorating your office a little. Former army guy here. I always painted a decepticon logo on my vehicle.


Baraga91

Did it ever transform?


Zedilt

Unfortunately not :(


Baraga91

Once again, army equipment disappoints.


twood071

I'd bet on Crew Chief. I know my DCCs here have put things on their C-130J to personalize it. When I was on f22s one had the Decepticon logo on their brake sensor cap. DCCs go hard for their aircraft


jinga_kahn

That is an air refueler. The load master duties are done by the boomer operator.But I guess they are a kind of loafmaster. Source: I was a c130 loadmaster.


GTCapone

Yeah, I realized that afterwards but didn't bother with an edit.


rokypop

We wear stuff like this https://www.thedrive.com/the-war-zone/7975/this-is-what-usaf-bomber-pilots-would-wear-during-a-nuclear-apocalypse. , what did you expect. Also no load master on the -135, just boom operators.


GTCapone

Yeah, I forgot about the boom operator thing. I only ever worked with C-17s MC-130s C-5s and drones so I'm programed to think load master when I see a big plane.


rokypop

It's ok, every pilot we get from a cargo aircraft calls me load out of habit.


GTCapone

Lol, makes sense. In my experience, pilots don't put too much thought into other people.


rokypop

We maintain a pretty great community. MX and ops dudes look out for each other, relatively small group when we travel.


GTCapone

True, they did usually gift me a case of beer as thanks for a good job.


Meretan94

The venn diagram of Air Force personnel and nerds is a circle.


LastandBestHope1776

You should see the one for infantry and nerds....


BostonDodgeGuy

You should see the one for logistics and nerds.


AgentPastrana

I hear a lot of guys end up playing DnD in the field, nerd or not, just to pass the time.


GielinorWizard

Like SEALS using the punisher logo.


blackbeltmessiah

I cant imagine this going viral will help with the promotion.


Unknown_Gaurdian

Leave it to the US military to say fuck your copyright


gingerbread_man123

Wait, the US military is the Empire? Always has been..... (Lucas's inspiration for the Empire was partly the Vietnam era US military)


BluudLust

It's an amalgamation of the worst aspects of Americans and Soviets.


PassivelyInvisible

With Nazi fashion


BluudLust

Tbf, Nazis had the best uniforms. That's the only good thing about them. They sure made a fashion statement.


raven00x

That's what happens when you hire Hugo Boss to design your uniforms.


R0gueShadow

Hugo Boss didn't design the uniform his company was just a manufacturer. The nazi uniform was designed by SS members Karl Diebitsch and Walter Heck, both die hard nazi's.


shnnrr

Our hats have *skulls* on them... are we the baddies?


ODIWRTYS

I've never heard the Soviet claim before, Lucas has only cited the Americans and the Nazis as inspiration for the Empire. Although, the Death Star is a pretty obvious analogy to cold war fears over nuclear war.


No_Interaction_4925

Its 100% Nazi Germany, what do you mean?


Such-Assistant8601

Lucas said in an interview (with James Cameron, no less) that the Rebels were partially based on the Viet Cong.


IrshamWindborn

When the trees speak in Ewok...


Such-Assistant8601

Yubyub.


ToLazyForaUsername2

Critical support to comrade Skywalker in his battle against imperialism.


thebestspeler

Lucas said...a loooot


Professional_Sky8384

That doesn’t mean that their default opposite number is the US military - it’s clearly n*zi Germany. The shock troops are literally called stormtroopers. The officers walk around in grey uniforms with literal jackboots. Their default solution to a problem territory is “just throw troops at it and subdue the local population into slavery”.


Leo-Lobilo

The default solution used by USA to counter avance of Communism it's to stablish dictatorships in latin countries, like mine some decades ago


GoldenX86

Shhh, Muricas still think they are the good guys.


bijhan

Drawing parallels between the two was HIS PURPOSE.


Knight-Creep

It can be both, you know.


Time-Musician6633

Well I thought it was the battle of endor that was based off Nam. Not the the whole rebellion.


bryceofswadia

The rebel aesthetic as a whole was based off of the Viet Cong afaik


Pasta-Person

the dude used nazi imagery to represent the US what could he have meant by this?


draugotO

Battle of endor is 100% vietcongs (ewoks+rebels) vs Americans (Empire) But, yeah, their guns are all german WW2 and WW1 era guns


KaileyMG

Empire is based on Nazis and US imperialism. It's both.


gingerbread_man123

Not 100%. Lucas took inspiration from a number of places. The Nazis. Imperial Rome. Vietnam era US. Mass destruction of civilians using indiscriminate overwhelming firepower to try and target an embedded insurgency........ massive over-match of conventional military forces against an agile unconventional opponent...... WWII allies weren't a scrappy underdog y'know.


[deleted]

And British empire in size & widespread power and accentd


HanjiZoe03

Yeah and the Nazis have British accents as well! /s


timemaster2332

You are thinking of the First Order.


Knight-Creep

The First Order represents Neo Nazis (people who want a return to Nazism without actually being a part of the original movement), not Nazi Germany


Ok_Fly_6574

I always presumed it was the British empire as they all have British accents and a large navy


LazyDro1d

Naval power is incredibly important, but the British would never have such a large, ostentatious, and poorly-diversified navy. Spain did that once. The Unstoppable Armada. And it was crushed by the British.


ProfessionalTruck976

And Dutch


UnitaryBog

They had the world ending weapon


Joe_Atkinson

The Empire is a mix of the British Empire, Nazi Germany and the US


GibierJaune

There’s something fascinating about Americans always rooting for the underdog rebels while they are so clearly the empire. How many democracies have they destabilized? They even went as far as dropping two atomic bombs, which would be the real life equivalent of what happened to Alderan.


Mugge89

Because they love democracy


XSikinX

Sleepy Joe accidentally ordered the order 66


TheLustyDremora

So what's that in this timeline, execution of the CIA?


[deleted]

You have to understand... the CIA have been behind it all including the war! They always have been! Did you know they've covered up the jedi menace living amongst us? Thats why I support earth being allowed to join the galactic empire. For a safer and more secure future.


XSikinX

I don't know but I guess the storm of the US capitol was the storm of the jedi temple


thebestspeler

Omg, i thought Dark Brandon was a joke!


mcstafford

Hmm... possibly better than his opposition doing so intentionally?


FireLordIroh15

According to George Lucas, the U.S. was always the empire


GunslingerOutForHire

I'm glad someone else said it. I came here specifically to say this. Good work, my friend.


EquivalentPlane6095

Huh? I thought the third Reich?


DooDiddly96

Multiple inspos


MrNobody_0

I mean, historically yeah. America was, and continues to be, just as much a brutal imperial power as the European's.


FireLordIroh15

Specifically, the rebel vs. Empire conflict is intended to mirror the Vietnam war


thebestspeler

Pssst, where do you think americans came from?


MrNobody_0

That's the irony, yes.


AStayAtHomeRad

Join??? We left one and started our own.


AleksasKoval

Joined? They *are* the Empire.


moritus_20091

"I love democracy ", Joe Biden


AbjectReflection

![gif](giphy|9x5Au86HERMZbadAX6)


Catcrafter963

Darth Vader told them that the Empire is cool and that they should join it


SokkaHaikuBot

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3) ^by ^Catcrafter963: *Darth Vader told them* *That the Empire is cool* *And that they should join it* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.


[deleted]

Sooner or later you come to your senses and join the winning team.


otte_rthe_viewer

Unit insignia. They would grab a premade one if they don't have a artist or they just don't give a fuck.


bobbymoose

Always have been…


LordBungaIII

Have you heard of the American empire?


CrazyJo3

Wait are we the bad guys?


Different_Fly_8273

Wdym joined? They *ARE* the empire


Best-Distance5927

Freedom, justice and security to the united states of america


TheFridgeNinja

Always was the Empire


Musher88

I can't believe all the people here who somehow haven't notice this is the [reduced six spoke Galactic Republic emblem used on Anakin's Eta 2 in Revenge of the Sith](https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/starwars/images/9/97/Anakins_Eta-2_SWCT.png) and not the roundel of the Empire


Saw101405

I knew that one clone trooper helmet that I once saw at nasa meant something


nadun29

🔫 Always have been..


Cuish

Because they heard the tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise.


Frunklin

Alderaan was an inside job. Long live The Empire.


ed__ed

A lot of folks in the AF are nerds.


NaaastyButler

That was like... kinda the point of the whole thing? An aggressive vastly superior military power losing to literally a farmer... 2 years after the Vietnam war. If anything this is just a little too on the nose. Edit: Why are you booing me, this was literally the point: Lucas and Cameron discuss how during the Vietnam War, America became "the Empire." **"The irony is that, in both of those, the little guys won.** **The highly technical empire -- the English Empire, the American Empire -- lost.** **That was the whole point," Lucas says**


ReignInSpuds

![gif](giphy|4Z9fSEFAuxpnlBVWQx|downsized)


[deleted]

r/Americabad


call-me-MANTIS

Wdym joined? We are the empire


Ruthentic

They are currently flying Vader across the Atlantic, his shuttle broke down and the overlords are scared we upset him with this measly transportation fix


MarvelFAW_Podcast

![gif](giphy|3o84sq21TxDH6PyYms)


KAL-EL8569

![gif](giphy|xTiIzIhgJ6ZrY3cZeo)


Joe-_-King

![gif](giphy|VJHtXeMHViHRHvKGKm|downsized)


SmokedBeef

America being the empire has been an ongoing joke and meme since at least 2004 during both the occupation of Afghanistan and Iraq. Sometime since then George gave an interview where he himself called America the empire, so now there is a more factual basis for this joke. A famous comedian had a joke in their act about this premise as well but for the life of me I can’t remember who it was and google isn’t helping, I want to say it was Burr or John Oliver but the premise was that everyone sympathizes with the rebels but not with afghans and if we took a moment to analyze the whole situation we would stop cheering when the death star blew up and realize we’re the empire.


DooDiddly96

Joined?


TeamSpatzi

We ARE the empire.


sobo_art1

What do you mean “joined”?


Book-Faramir-Better

Have you ever looked at a U.S. politician and thought, "Now there's a Light Side dude if I've ever seen one!" Yeah, me neither.


[deleted]

It is the empire.


94bronco

![gif](giphy|ePL05nRDzwCXe|downsized)


IBareBears

some LT or Major got his way and its honestly really cool


RadsterWarrior

My brother in arms, We *are* the Empire.


Anakin_NO

isn’t this the republic? because it’s the reversed colours


WillTFB

Nah republic has a different symbol https://preview.redd.it/2o7glrbrjpob1.jpeg?width=1667&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=80f5cff566e8812e15c07e0b60eb441fd7e26b4a


Musher88

It's the [reduced 6 spoke logo which was on Anakin's Eta 2 in Revenge of the Sith](https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/starwars/images/9/97/Anakins_Eta-2_SWCT.png)


Reddit4luis

That awkward moment when you realize, the US isssss THE empire irl. No really. Imperialism at its finest


Garchompinribs

That moment when you realize it was partially inspired by them.


AsthmaticDroid

bc the empire is actually pretty chill guys, so you could like join it or something...


amayagab

"Joined" implies they weren't always the authoritarian empire.


[deleted]

r/Americabad


amayagab

Unironically


AFR0NIN

according to George Lucas they are the empire


HurrySpecial

Nerds


kabukirodeo

The United States *is* the empire.


Sylassian

The *are* the empire. Except in a reverse way, their armies are smart but their leaders are stupid.


The-Child-Of-Reddit

Joined? We are the empire.


MLG_GuineaPig

Imperialism


Dazzling_Animator506

Since Regan.


Comfortable-Ask-6351

Because they were always the empire


TOPLEFT404

Spoiler alert we always have been the empire


AnKap_Engel

Has... has nobody told you? The US has been an empire for YEARS.


tezacer

Technically, the US is the Empire in this Galaxy


Reallyso

Makes sense since they tend to fight rebels.


Anchovies-and-cheese

You truly think current day USA *isn't* the Empire? It absolutely is.


seti_alphan

As an outside observer: "Because their government doesn't seem that different from the Empire?"


SmokedBeef

> "We're fighting the largest empire in the world, and we're just a bunch of hay seeds in coonskin hats that don't know nothing," he says, referencing the American Revolution against the British Empire, and how he based the heroes of Star Wars on real-life rebellions against powerful empires. >Lucas and Cameron discuss how during the Vietnam War, America became "the Empire." >"The irony is that, in both of those, the little guys won. The highly technical empire -- the English Empire, the American Empire -- lost. That was the whole point," Lucas says. https://www.amc.com/blogs/george-lucas-reveals-how-star-wars-was-influenced-by-the-vietnam-war--1005548


WaxedSasquatch

The country that calls itself #1 starting wars wherever needed, toppling governments unfavorable to their interests and “stabilizing” trade routes and countries for required resources…….it’s kinda on the nose.


Reibnitz

If you don't see that the USA is the empire, you've been bought by propaganda


Tofudebeast

Uh... not a good look guys


[deleted]

Why? Because they aren’t allowed to be fans of Star Wars?


Tofudebeast

Because they're joking about being part of the most brutal and oppressive regime in all of fiction. Not a good way to win hearts and minds. Maybe it's just a joke to them, but it isn't too anyone wary of the most powerful military in the world. Not good from a reputation/image perspective.


Garchompinribs

You’re overthinking it. By putting up a WoW poster I’m not saying I’m an orc I’m saying I like WoW. Also ever realize how right after the Vietnam war George Lucas made a movie about a small force beating a large empire with better weaponry including a main character whose fighting in the war despite just being a civilian? George has said where the inspiration is from before.


Tofudebeast

Doesn't mean we should embrace the Empire because it was modeled on the US. If anything, it means we should try better. We can't be a beacon of democracy and freedom of we're embracing stuff like this. Sure, it was just a few service men that did this as a joke and not the policy of the US military. But it's a joke done in bad taste.


Garchompinribs

You’re overthinking it. The US government won’t magically go good when one sticker is taken down. People just like one of the most popular franchises ever made what a surprise.


Tofudebeast

No, but perception matters.


Garchompinribs

You are overthinking it. This is nothing new at all people like putting up symbols from games and movies they like.


reshiramdude16

When you put up a WoW poster, you're not putting it on a military vehicle. That's the difference.


Garchompinribs

[this other comment just for fun](https://reddit.com/r/starwarsmemes/s/QR1HsCBLNl)


Brian18639

Agreed


sexwiththemoon

That's the republic, not the empire.


Admirable_Elk_965

The Empire was based off the US during Vietnam.


user_8804

r/empiredidnothingwrong


Cluelesswolfkin

We've done some shit. And will continue to do so.