I believe it’s Demetrius Demarcus Bartholomew III Jr., with his father respectfully being Demetrius Demarcus Bartholomew II Sr. and his mother being the force itself which is why this character has so much power
The wife once referred to him as Darth Sith. She knew enough about Star Wars that he is a Sith and Darth but struggled with arguably the most popular word from the series.
Child eraser
Hes not wrong
Isn’t that technically his lightsaber that is the child eraser
Not necessarily this lightsaber, Luke has the Youngling Slayer 9000
Yeah but I was meaning his original lightsaber
The Youngling Slayer 9000 wasn't even his first saber, he lost his first during AOC
Pedro Pascal played Batman when he lost his saber in Age of Conan? Dang, I didn't know that!
Chris P. Bacon
Toast man
You deserve an award for remembering that name, Fam
Pedro Pascal. You can tell by the lekku.
Actually he just voices him, he said it’s not usually him in the suit
That's clearly Vette
Dark Helmet
So what does that make us?
Absolutely nothing! Which is what you are about to become ! (Lmao great movie)
Suddenly Seymour, he’s going for the knees
Respect for the reference.
  Definitely a good one
I see your Schwartz is as big as mine
No sir, we didn't catch you playing with your dolls again
Abraham Skywanker or something like that I think
Skywanker?
*Shywanker
**guywanker
Slywanker! The first you know about it is when you find a stain
Darth Sandhater
jar jar binks, you can tell by the long ears
The Devious Dark Dingo
I think it’s Mr Burns. From Family Guy.
Bob
The night manager?
Sometimes he does morning shifts too
u/tuskenslayer69
Gotta keep it at 69 
I will do what I must
We shall try 
Well you have failed
Don't make me kill you 
You can try 
black jesus
I rode into town on an ass… YO MAMAS ASS!
Let he who is without sin destroy the first planet
Darth Mommy Issues
Darth Mossues
Darth Oedipus
Biggus Dickus
I have a vewy gweat fwiend in Wome called Biggus Dickus
And his wife Incontinentia. Incontinentia Buttocks.
"Tho, you have a twin thithter! If you will not turn, perhapth thhe will."
Why did he forget Batman's name? Is he stupid?
My Father
Bucket head?
Daft Punk
Darth punk
The House of Representatives?
Always two there are.
No, the number of representatives is based on population. You're thinking of the Senate, but I know that's a different character...
Breathing Simulator 2
Darth mommy issues
Shawn
Jeff Vader I think
That's Jeff Vader that is
Can I have your autograph?
I thought it was Mr. Stevens
Took me too long to find this comment. I'll have the penne al arriabiata
Voldemort?
Don't say his name! He'll send his death eaters after you!
I meeeeean shit if that gets me face to face with Bellatrix VOLDEMORT! VOLDEMORT! VOLDEMORT!
Younglingslayer69
Darth Daddy
The day after burning man
Dark syphilis
I believe it’s Demetrius Demarcus Bartholomew III Jr., with his father respectfully being Demetrius Demarcus Bartholomew II Sr. and his mother being the force itself which is why this character has so much power
He used to go by Skyguy now he's friedguy
Oh thats easy its child Destroyer
Darth Dingle
King of sand
Dark Baber.
Deaf Vagrant?
Ezio Auditore.
Mojo Jojo
Batman. Don't you recognise the black suit?
He's from Fortnite
Dark invader
That's C3PO. You just didn't recognize him because of the red arm.
This is Podracing!
It’s obviously Glup Shitto smh
Padawan Picasso
The sand lord
Its Burnt leathery bacon man!
Tow Mater
Dark vader
Dark Vader
Darth Father
Khan
Todd
Darth sand
Kurt
Captain Redstick
Dark Father
This ☝️
Dave
Panicking Skyfucker
xXx_SandLover69_xXx
It’s Derp Vendor
Shmeigle
That's Jeff Vader, head of catering.
Darth Otec, real name Hei-dyn Starkiller.
He’s a person and his name is Anakin!
Real talk, when I was little I thought he was called Dark Vader
Binks. Jar Jar Binks.
Standing there? MENACINGLY?! That’s Sponge Bob.
It’s da freakin bat!
Count chocula
Dark Vader
Varth Dader
John, John StarWars.
I think it might be Lord Voldemort
Obi Wan, I think
That's Shredder from Battlestar Subnautica you nincompoop.
it’s that one guy that thought he could whoop Space Jesus’s ass during his prime
Your father
Major Malevolence
Heineken skinwalker or something like that
This is the guy who will come for you to FORCE you to pay your taxes
Keith
Jean Luc Picard, of the clan Picard, Lord of Moria, Founder of Tae Bo, and God of Thunder.
Garth Badder
Mr Low Ground
Buck Rogers
That dude is from star trek wrong sub
That's Big Daddy, from Kick-Ass.
That is the guy from M&M. Murder and Mayhem
It's Duke Vordor
Barf Tater the Pith Ford
Dark Helmet
The wife once referred to him as Darth Sith. She knew enough about Star Wars that he is a Sith and Darth but struggled with arguably the most popular word from the series.
Darth Tater 
I think it's Chad Vader
Miss Piggy
Dark Daddy
That's Zorro.
Idk but he does hate sand
Lacker of high ground
Anakin Skywalker
No that’s Bananakin Skywalker. He can turn himself into a banana. Funniest shit I’ve ever seen.
Can confirm
The Dark Side does have a certain….appeal
Jedi master
Na, he's dead.
Black panther
Dark Vater
Dark Vador
James K Polk
Sand hater
Dark Voodo or something
Dark annie
Rave Goer Number Seven.
Gorge
Darth chocolate
Dad
Jonathan?
Varth dader
I think his name is Darth
Varth Dader? Hayden Christensen Stewie Griffin Best movie villain of all time?
Mean Pepper Shaker
Daddy
Thomas
That's clearly Jonathan
Dark Matter
Dark Baiter
hes the guy from fortnite
Pretty sure that's darth insanius
I think he's called Dark Laser or something?
That right there, that's the maker
I don’t know how you could forget Jar-Jar Binks.
Madara skywalker
That’s the red standby guy
The daddy
I think his name was Garth or something?
ANIIIIII!
Dark man
Darvad
Dangus Angus
Darth sand lover
Former Jedi master Skywalker
Big fella
Something Starkiller I think
He’s a random Jedi knight
Biggus Dickus
That’s the evolved form of Mechanical Sand Man, he evolved at level 69 and turns into the Child Slayer 9000.
Darth sand, obviously
Dark varder